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Buffy:
"Giles, care? I'm putting my life on the line, battling the undead. Look, I broke a nail, ok? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest; you can go hmm."
Ohio8 10-09-2019, 09:23 PM Cordelia: "God! What is your childhood trauma?!"
Willow: Well... when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty. Or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.
Buffy: It's not that bad.
Willow: No, i-it is. I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk.
Buffy: You really haven't been dating lately.
Ohio8 10-08-2020, 10:24 PM Spike: "Why don't we destroy the world already?"
Demon: "There's no humanity in him."
Angel: "I couldn't have put it any better myself."
Willow: "Weird? It's against all laws of God and man; it's Cordelia, remember?"
Angelus: "Things are about to get very interesting."
Angel: "To kill this girl, you have to love her."
Jenny: "If there's anything I can..."
Buffy: "Curse him again."
Cordelia: "So, does looking at guns really make girls wanna have sex?"
Cordelia: (to Xander)"Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?"
Xander: "I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."
Buffy: "I know what I have to do."
Giles: "What?"
Buffy: "Kill him."
Xander: "Happy birthday, Buffy, I hope you like the color."
Cordelia: "Pick up the pieces? Our job sucks!"
Buffy: "I got older."
Giles: For as long as there have been vampires, there has been the Slayer. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One...
Buffy: He loves doing this part.
Giles: Alright. The Slayer hunts vampires, Buffy is a Slayer, don't tell anyone. Well, I think that's all the vampire information you need.
Ohio8 08-01-2022, 11:46 PM Buffy: "You know what? It's good to be me."
Ohio8 08-04-2022, 08:37 PM Xander: "Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers."
Ohio8 08-28-2022, 07:38 PM Xander: "Smart chicks are sooo hot."
Ohio8 08-28-2022, 07:41 PM Spike: (to Riley)"Over my dead body."
Riley: "I've seen enough of your dead body for one night, thanks."
Xander: This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz.' Today it's 'Rain of Toads'.
Willow: I know. And everyone else thinks it's just a normal day.
Xander: Nobody knows. It's like we've got this big secret.
Willow: We do. That's what a secret is, when you know something other guys don't.
Ohio8 09-09-2022, 06:57 PM Spike: (to Buffy)"I'm in love with you."
Buffy: "You're in love with pain."
Ohio8 09-09-2022, 06:58 PM Buffy: (to Giles)"I cannot believe that you, of all people, are tryin' to Scully me."
Ohio8 10-05-2022, 07:22 PM Cordelia: "Well, that was the most fun you can have without having any fun."
Willow: "What about the parte where we kicked some demon ass? I didn't hate that."
Xander: "Hear, hear."
Buffy: "I could use a little sleep, though."
Oz: "We survived."
Buffy: "It was a hell of a battle."
Oz: "Not the battle. High school."
Ohio8 10-30-2022, 06:13 PM Andrew: (to Xander)"So how long have you followed Buffy?"
Xander: "I don't follow her. She's my best friend."
Andrew: "Huh. She seems like a good leader."
(Buffy's daydreaming.)
Joyce Summers: "Are you worried about the sun going down? Because there are some things you can't control;..."
Joyce: "Buffy, evil isn't coming. It's already here. Evil is always here. Don't you know? It's everywhere."
Buffy: "Then I have to stop it."
Joyce: "...evil is a part of this. All of us. It's natural. And no one can stop that. No one can stop nature, not even -- "
(A school bell rings and Buffy's daydream ends.)
Andrew: "I'm talking weird with a beard."
Buffy: "There is only one thing on Earth that is more powerful than evil, and that's us. Any questions?"
Ohio8 10-30-2022, 06:41 PM Buffy: "Another day, another demon."
Xander Double: "We have to find it, and we have to kill it."
Buffy: (to Riley)"If Xander kills himself, he's dead.... You know what I mean."
(Tooth bursts into Xander's apartment.)
Buffy: "Oh, great. Rod boy."
Toth: "I will not miss again, slayer."
Xander: "Look and admire, ladies."
Giles: "_________ is clearly a bad influence on himself."
Xander: "I really hate this place."
Ohio8 11-09-2022, 10:13 PM Anya: (to Xander)"I saw that wrinkled man on TV, talking about erectile dysfunction."
Xander: "Whoa. Hey. All systems go here. No function problem, okay?"
Anya: "Some things used to be so much simpler."
Xander: "Huh! Sometimes I don't get the sophisticated college lifestyle."
Ohio8 11-09-2022, 10:31 PM (First lines of the series.)
Darla: "Are you sure this is a good idea?"
Boy: "It's a great idea. Now, come on."
Ohio8 11-09-2022, 10:34 PM (Last line of the series.)
Dawn: "Yeah, Buffy. What are we gonna do now?"
Ohio8 11-09-2022, 10:35 PM Angel: "What's tomorrow?"
Buffy: "That's exactly what I don't know."
Ohio8 12-15-2022, 12:18 AM Glory: "I'm a god in exile. Far from the hell fires of home, and..."
Buffy: "Oh, I know this ritual! The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the 'hokey pokey' and turn themselves around."
Buffy: "And that's what it's all about."
Buffybot: "Time to slay... Vampires of the world, beware."
Spike: "I think that was probably the big action for the night."
Anya: "Buffy's boinking Spike."
Buffybot: "No. I had sex with Spike."
The Guide: (to Buffy)"Death is your gift."
Spike: "I'm as impure as the driven yellow snow."
Buffy: "Death is my gift."
Buffy: "At least it's not a very good copy. I mean... look at it."
Ohio8 12-15-2022, 06:41 PM Faith: "Shuts her right the hell up."
Buffy: (to Caleb)"Get near Xander again, and I will end you."
Buffy: "I guess I'm just ornery."
Faith: "But the real question is, can you follow?"
Ohio8 12-15-2022, 06:57 PM Anya: "Well, it isn't always about looks."
Warren: "Welcome to the show, boys."
Andrew: "That was so hot."
Buffy: "Xander, what I do with my personal life is none of your business."
Xander: "...last time I checked, slaughtering half of Europe wasn't one of them."
Buffy: "That was rhetorical."
Buffy: (to Warren)"Hi. This your bank? 'cause if it's not, there's gonna be a fee for that."
Warren: "I was wondering when Super Bitch was gonna show up."
Buffy: "You really got a problem with strong women, don't you?"
Buffy: "There's two ways this can end, but right now, I'm thinkin' they're both gonna hurt."
Warren: "What's the matter, baby? You never fight a real man before?"
Warren: "Say 'good night,' bitch."
(Buffy grabs the orbs and smashes them, robbing Warren of his powers.)
Buffy: "Good night, bitch."
Andrew: "Well played, Slayer."
Xander: "Time for the Spring poking already?"
(Warren appears with a gun.)
Warren: "You think you can just do that to me? You think I'd let you get away with that?... Think again."
(Warren fires five shots. One hits Buffy and knocks her down. Another shot kills Tara.)
Ohio8 12-16-2022, 06:31 PM Andrew: (narrating)"...but the Slayer had a job to do... Unfortunately, vampires have a job to do too."
Anya: "Why don't you just masturbate like the rest of us?"
Ohio8 12-24-2022, 10:37 PM Oz: (sarcastically) "That's great, man, you've really mattered the single entendre."
Cain: "I'm the one with the gun, which means I'm the one who gets to do the interviewing."
Cain: "I tore a tooth from the mouth of every werewolf that I've killed."
Giles: "That should be enough for a large werewolf."
Cain: (to werewolf) "Good doggie..."
Cain: "No wonder this town's overrun with monsters. No one here's man enough to kill 'em."
Buffy: ""Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that."
(Buffy bends the barrel of Cain's rifle.)
Buffy: (to Cain)"How about you let the door hit you in the ass on the way out of town?"
Ohio8 12-24-2022, 10:46 PM Giles: "Buffy, could I have a word?"
Buffy: "Have a sentence, even."
Boy: (to Xander)"Dude. Way to get dumped."
Xander: "Right. I intend revenge, pure as the driven snow."
Giles: "People under a love spell, Xander, are deadly."
Buffy: (to Amy)"Honey, this is what your face wants."
(Buffy punches Amy.)
Cordelia: "Do you know what you are, Harmony? You're sheep."
Ohio8 01-13-2023, 08:47 PM Buffy: "Welcome to the Hellmouth."
Ohio8 01-13-2023, 08:47 PM Xander: "That's life on the Hellmouth."
Ohio8 01-17-2023, 11:42 PM Angel: (narrating) "Passion... It lies in all of us, sleeping, waiting."
Xander: "A visit from the pointed-tooth fairy."
Buffy: "Giles, Angel has an all-access pass to my house,..."
Giles: "Since Angel lost his soul, he's regained his sense of whimsy."
Buffy: "All stuff in my house."
Angel: "What can I say? I'm a knowledge seeker."
(After he murders Jenny.)
Angel: "I never get tired of doing that."
Xander: "And if Giles wants to go after the, uh, fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say 'Faster, pussycat. Kill, kill'."
Ohio8 01-17-2023, 11:50 PM Xander: "I think he'll find her when she wants to be found."
Lily: "I, uh, know how it is when you've gotta get lost."
Ken: "Welcome to my world. I hope you like it... You're never leaving."
Lily: "I always knew I'd come here... Sooner or later... I knew I belonged here."
Buffy: "Where?"
Lily: "Hell."
Buffy: "This isn't Hell."
Ken: "Isn't it? What is Hell, but the total absence of hope? The substance, the tactile proof of despair. You're right, Lily. This is where you've been headed all your life. Just like Ricky."
Ohio8 03-08-2023, 11:56 PM Willow: "Talking about it isn't helping; we might as well try some violence."
(Zombies literally crash the party.)
Willow: "I was being sarcastic."
Joyce: (to Buffy)"Are these vampires?"
Buffy: "Uh, I don't think so."
Buffy: "No, not vampires."
Xander: "Hey, this sucker wobbles but he won't fall down."
(He hits a zombie with a fireplace poker.)
Oz: "I think the dead man's party has moved upstairs."
Xander: (to Joyce)"Generally speaking, when scary things get scared, not good."
Joyce: (to Buffy) "Soo, is this a typical day at the office?"
Ohio8 03-18-2023, 05:18 PM Xander: "I'm exhausted just lookin at those two."
Willow: "I think we've just put the finger on why we're the sidekicks."
Xander: "...I lack the culinary finess of a caveman."
Ohio8 03-18-2023, 05:21 PM Spike: "Well, I haven't been to a hell dimension just of late, but I do know a thing or two about torment."
Ohio8 03-18-2023, 05:22 PM Buffy: "Over my dead body. The kind that doesn't come back."
Ohio8 03-18-2023, 05:24 PM Riley: "I'm from Iowa. We drive four hours for a high school football game."
Ohio8 04-05-2023, 06:22 PM Freshman: "Do you mind? People are trying to study."
Ohio8 04-18-2023, 08:10 PM Buffybot: "He's my biological ancestor."
Ohio8 04-18-2023, 08:11 PM Buffy: "I have to kill Anya."
Ohio8 04-18-2023, 08:13 PM Spike's final line: "I want to see how it ends."
Ohio8 05-23-2023, 05:09 PM Buffy: "I'm ready."
Willow: "Ready for what?"
Buffy: "War."
Ohio8 06-24-2023, 05:20 PM Buffy: "The stake is not the power."
Ohio8 07-01-2023, 06:07 PM Glory: "I smell a fox in my henhouse."
Ohio8 07-01-2023, 06:10 PM Spike: "You know, there are quite a few American beers that are highly underrated. This, unfortunately, is not one of them."
Spike: "A Slayer must always reach for her weapon."
Spike: "Every Slayer has a death wish."
Buffy: (to Spike) "You're beneath me..."
Ohio8 07-01-2023, 06:56 PM Cordelia: "That's so cute! Planning life as a loser? Most people just turn out that way, but you're really taking charge."
Xander: "The comedy stylings of Miss Cordelia Chase, everyone. Who, uh, incidentally won't be needing a higher education when she markets her very own successful line of hookerware."
Ohio8 08-18-2023, 05:34 PM Xander: "The latest in fall fascism."
Buffy: "...I need to find something slutty to wear tonight."
Buffy: (to Professor Walsh)"You know, for someone who teaches human behavior, you might try showing some."
Parker Abrams: "You know the difference between a freshman and a toilet seat? The toilet seat doesn't follow
you around after you use it."
(Riley Finn punches Parker.)
Harmony: (to Xander)"I can kill you where you stand."
Ohio8 09-03-2023, 03:14 PM Spike's first line: "Home, sweet home."
Ohio8 09-03-2023, 03:21 PM Buffy: "Real ones have clogged up my head space."
Xander: "Gets my Oscar nod."
Buffy: "My mother always said beer is evil."
Willow: "He deserves a slow and torturous death by spider bites."
Kip: (to Buffy)"You should come to our class of big thinking."
Buffy: (drunk)"Want more singing. Want more beer."
Buffy: (still drunk)"Want more beer. Like beer. Beer good."
Xander: "Beer bad. Bad, bad beer."
Caveman#1: "Fire bad. Fire... fire pretty. Fire angry!"
Jack: "That's the great thing about beer. It makes all men the same."
Cave Buffy: "Parker bad."
Willow: "Well, getting to know people is good."
Willow: "I tell you, men haven't changed since the dawn of time."
Ohio8 09-03-2023, 03:25 PM Cave Buffy: "Want people. Where people go?"
Giles: "The TV is off."
Cave Buffy: "Want. Want People."
Ohio8 09-03-2023, 03:30 PM Cave Buffy: "Boy smell nice."
Cave Buffy: "Beer? Buffy want beer."
Giles: "You can't have beer."
(Cave Buffy turns to Giles.)
Cave Buffy: "Want beer."
Cave Buffy: "Buffy get beer."
Xander: "Freshman girl not able to hold the beer. Shouldn't have it. Get into trouble."
Cave Buddy: "Fire bad."
Xander: "What did we learn about beer?"
Cave Buffy: "Foamy."
Xander: "Gooood. Just as long as that's clear."
Ohio8 09-21-2023, 06:40 PM Harmony: (to Spike)"She won't give up until she's killed me to death."
Buffy: "Nobody's body can handle a heart attack."
Buffy: (to Spike)"He's not the only person that can die."
Ohio8 09-21-2023, 06:42 PM Buffy: "I'm done.... Spike, you're a killer. And I should've done this years ago."
Ohio8 10-14-2023, 05:15 PM Angel
Wesley: (to Angel)"Developed a sweet fang, have you?"
Ohio8 10-28-2023, 05:02 PM Buffy: "Fire bad, tree pretty."
Ohio8 10-28-2023, 05:06 PM Angel
Cordelia: "Kind of a pretty place, when you look at it."
Lorne: "I wish I could get drunk."
Angel: "Screw logic. We're gettin' Cordy back."
Cordelia: "Let's get the hell out of here."
Cordelia: "Kill me now."
The Groosalugg: "Anatomically equipped to mate only with humans."
Ohio8 10-28-2023, 05:08 PM Angel
Cordelia: "These things take time."
Lorne: "Who's up for a nightcap?"
Angel: "It's Buffy."
Ohio8 10-28-2023, 05:09 PM Cave Buffy: "Buffy strong."
Ohio8 11-18-2023, 12:30 AM Spike: "I'm insane. What's his excuse?"
Ohio8 12-03-2023, 12:27 AM Angel
(Last line of the series.)
Angel: "Well, personally, I kinda want to slay the dragon... Let's go to work."
Ohio8 12-03-2023, 12:29 AM Angel
Fred: "Ghosts generally absorb light and heat energy, making the area around them a few degrees cooler. Spike's radiating heat."
Spike: "Think I'm hot, do you?"
Fred: "Lukewarm."
Ohio8 12-03-2023, 12:31 AM Angel
Cordelia: "And look how it brings out my breasts."
Ohio8 12-14-2023, 08:40 PM Buffy: "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty."
Ohio8 12-14-2023, 08:41 PM Willow: "Well, normal is relative, right?"
Ohio8 12-14-2023, 08:42 PM Willow: "Being a Slayer doesn't automatically make you boss."
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ThisLittlePiggy 02-18-2024, 11:03 AM Giles: God, every day here is the same.
Buffy: Bright, sunny, beautiful. However can we escape this torment?
Ohio8 03-14-2024, 05:57 PM Spike: "I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
Ohio8 04-06-2024, 10:20 PM Anthony Stewart Head: (v.o.)"Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer."
Ohio8 04-06-2024, 10:22 PM Buffy: (to Dracula)"I'll bet you say that to all the girls before you bite them."
Ohio8 04-09-2024, 05:54 PM Buffy: "Life is stupid."
Ohio8 04-09-2024, 05:55 PM Anya: "Stupid ancient Sumerian."
Ohio8 05-05-2024, 05:09 PM Xander: "Your better demons will clean up after themselves."
Ohio8 05-05-2024, 05:10 PM Xander: (to Anya)"Welcome to the world of romance."
Ohio8 05-31-2024, 10:47 PM Giant snake demon: "Well, gosh."
Ohio8 09-28-2024, 06:32 PM Willow: "And there's no one in the world who has the power to stop me now."
(A bright green light sends Willow flying across the shop.)
Giles: "I'd like to test that theory."
Ohio8 09-28-2024, 06:34 PM Buffy: (to Cordelia)"You've awakened the prom queen within. And that crown is going to be mine."
Ohio8 09-28-2024, 06:35 PM Willow: "We're looking at the reanimation of dead tissue."
Ohio8 11-09-2024, 07:58 PM Harmony: (to Spike)"Is Antonio Banderas a vampire?"
Spike: "No."
Harmony: "Oh. Can I make him one?"
Spike: "No."
Spike: (to Harmony)"And that means you, Harm. You're an indoor kitty now."
Buffy: "Parker said it's okay to make mistakes."
Ohio8 11-09-2024, 08:03 PM Angel
Spike: (to Angel)"I'm not you. I don't give a piss about eternal destiny."
Fred: "It's about what's doing right. Remember?"
Harmony: (to Angel)"I'll have you know, I am damn loyal, dumbass."
Eve: "I ask you, is that any way to run a business?"
Ohio8 11-09-2024, 09:42 PM Joyce: (to Buffy)"Oh, he drew you a picture. How... nice."
Ohio8 12-23-2024, 12:26 AM Buffy: "Vampire-demon tag team. Who says we can't all get along?"
Ohio8 12-23-2024, 12:29 AM Willow: (to Buffy)"It's complicated, because of Tara."
Ohio8 12-23-2024, 12:38 AM Buffy: "Running your car into a tree is an accident. Running your fist into someone's face is a plan."
Willow: "You two are the two who are the two. I'm the other one."
Giles: "Fort Dix?" (He laughs.)
Buffy: "Are you drunk?"
Giles: "Yes. Quite a bit, actually."
Buffy: "Well, stop it."
Xander: (to Buffy)"Just because you're better than us doesn't mean you can be all superior."
Xander: (to Willow)"Tara's your girlfriend?"
Giles: (o.s.)"Bloody hell."
Ohio8 01-02-2025, 11:28 PM Joyce's final line: "On the dessert cart."
Ohio8 02-05-2025, 09:20 PM Xander: "Wendell was in Cordelia's light."
Wendell: (sarcastically)"I'm so ashamed."
The Master: "We are defined by the things we fear... The fear is the mind."
Buffy: "Hey, Giles. Wakey, wakey."
Willow: "Excuse me. When did they put in a cemetery across the street?"
Xander: "And, when did they make it night over there?"
Ohio8 02-05-2025, 09:27 PM Giles: (to Buffy)"You never told me you dreamt of becoming a vampire."
Buffy: "I'll tell you something, though. There are a lot scarier things than you.... And I'm one of them."
Buffy: "Have a killer weekend, guys."
Ohio8 02-09-2025, 05:24 PM Faith: "All men are beasts, Buffy."
Ohio8 02-09-2025, 05:25 PM Buffy: "I think too much."
Dawn Summers: You guys really need to ease up with the whole dating demons thing.
Buffy Summers: Uh, hello. I'm sorry. Wasn't that you having the smooch-a-thon with Teen Vampire last Halloween?
Dawn Summers: See? This is why I don't want you talking to my friends.
Ohio8 03-26-2025, 11:14 PM Angel
(First line of the series.)
Angel: (narrating)"You see it at night and it shines. A beacon. People are drawn to it. People and other things. They come for all sorts of reasons. My reason? No surprise there. It started with a girl."
Ohio8 03-26-2025, 11:20 PM Buffy: "I feel the need for more sugar than the human body can handle."
Willow: "Mochas?"
Buffy: "Yes, please."
Ohio8 04-25-2025, 05:53 PM Buffy: "You know, you can O.D. on virtue."
Rupert Giles: In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer.
Ohio8 05-31-2025, 06:32 PM Spike: "From beneath you, it devours."
Giles: Xander, stop taunting the fear demon.
Xander: Aah! Why, is it dangerous?"
Giles: No, it's just tacky.
Ohio8 06-18-2025, 10:54 PM Buffy: "It changes everything, Spike. I want you out. I want you out of this town, I want you off this planet. You don't come near me, my friends, or my family, ever! Understand?"
(Buffy enters her house.)
Spike: "Like it or not, I'm in your life. You just can't shut me out."
(Spike walks into a barrier at the door and can't enter. Buffy shuts the door.)
Ohio8 06-21-2025, 06:01 PM Willow: "I'll give Xander a call. What's his number again? Oh yeah. 1-800-I'mdatingaskankyho."
Buffy: "Meoww."
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Ohio8 06-30-2025, 05:51 PM Dracula: "Why else would I come here? For the sun?"
Dracula: (to Xander)""You will be my emissary, my eyes and ears in daylight."
Dracula: (to Xander)"Serve me well, you will be rewarded.... a child of darkness that feeds on life itself. On blood."
Ohio8 07-05-2025, 04:08 PM Rookie: "Uhhh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?"
Buffy: "Some people are supposed to get smarter in college."
Sunday: "Not if I kill every single person who wears them."
Xander: "The whole world in front of her, and she comes back to this dive."
Xander: "...her friends who sleep all day and have no tans."
Oz: "Hey, Buff. Need a hand?"
Buffy: (twirls a stake) "No, thanks."
(Turns to Sunday and throws the stake at Sunday, dusting her.)
Buffy: "I'm good."
Buffy: "To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing."
Ohio8 10-02-2025, 11:50 PM Spike: "I say, we go out there, and we kick a little demon ass... Come on! Vampires! Urrr! Nasty. Let's annihilate them... Let's fight that evil. Let's kill something! Oh, come on."
Ohio8 10-02-2025, 11:52 PM Spike: (to Adam)"Don't tell me you've never heard of The Beatles."
Adam: "I have. I like 'Helter Skelter'."
Spike: (sarcastically)"What a surprise."
Spike: Drink?
Buffy Summers: A world of no... So, any idea what's causing this?
Spike: Oh... So that's all. You've just come to pump me for information?
Buffy Summers: What else would I wanna pump you for? I really just said that, didn't I?
Ohio8 11-29-2025, 06:57 PM Anya's first line: "Nice bag. Prada?"
Ohio8 11-29-2025, 07:01 PM Xander: "What is the signal?"
Willow: "Me screaming."
Buffy: “Never go for the kill when you can go for the pain.”
Ohio8 12-18-2025, 09:54 PM Xander: "Big overture. Liittle show."
Ohio8 12-18-2025, 09:56 PM Gachnar: (to Buffy)"They're all going to abandon you, you know."
Buffy: "Yeah, yeah."
(squishes him)
Xander Harris: Who's a little fear demon? Come on, who's a little fear demon?
Rupert Giles: Xander, don't taunt it.
Xander Harris: What, can it hurt me?
Rupert Giles: No, it's just... tacky.
ThisLittlePiggy 12-19-2025, 12:22 PM Buffy: Well, you've been around since Columbus. You are bound to pile up a few exes. You're older than him, right? Just between us girls, you are looking a little worn around the eyes.
Riley: What are you?
Buffy: Capricorn on the cusp of Aquarius.
ThisLittlePiggy 12-25-2025, 10:27 AM ‘If the apocalypse comes, beep me.’ – Buffy
Maggie Walsh: "We thought you were a myth..."
Buffy: "Well, you were myth-taken"
ThisLittlePiggy 01-15-2026, 06:08 PM “He's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon.”
"I for one didn't want to start my day with a slaughter. Which really just goes to show how much I've grown!" - Anya
ThisLittlePiggy 01-30-2026, 05:44 PM If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.
Buffy: "I need your help."
Spike: "Great. I need your cash."
Buffy: "I'm serious. You have to look after them."
Spike: "Well, that's a boatload of manly responsibility to come flying out of nowhere."
Ohio8 03-13-2026, 11:23 PM Dawn: "Dental hygiene is important."
Xander: "I don't want to know this. I don't want to know any of this."
Ohio8 03-14-2026, 12:00 AM Warren: "Welcome to the show, boys."
Anya: "I was being patient, but it took too long!"
Ohio8 03-22-2026, 02:17 PM Xander: "Beer bad. Bad, bad beer. What the hell am I saying?"
Buffy: "The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live."
ThisLittlePiggy 03-23-2026, 07:14 PM Around Valentine's day,
he's rather prone
to, uh...
Well, um,
brutal displays of...
He would think of it
as affection, I suppose.
Like what?
No... no need to
go into details.
That bad?
Suffice it to say
I think it would be best
if you stayed
off the streets
for a few nights.
Ohio8 03-24-2026, 05:21 PM Angel
Angel: (to Doyle) "Find her an apartment, and I'll deal with your demon."
ThisLittlePiggy 03-24-2026, 05:57 PM “I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away.”
~Xander
Ohio8 03-24-2026, 06:14 PM Giles: "That dinette set should be mine."
"No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppies? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are." — Buffy
ThisLittlePiggy 03-28-2026, 04:31 PM Something evil
crashed to earth in this...
And then broke out and
slithered away to do badness.
In all fairness, I don't think we
know about the slithered part.
Oh, no. I'm sure it frisked
about like a fluffy lamb.
Ohio8 03-29-2026, 08:29 PM Spike: "So, what's with these role-playing rejects?"
General Gregor: "The instrument of chaos must be destroyed."
General Gregor: "The key is too dangerous, to be allowed to exist, no matter what form it has been pressed into."
General Gregor: (to Buffy)"What do you know of the beast?"
Buffy: "Strong, fast Hell-god."
General Gregor: "From a dimension of unspeakable torment."
Buffy: "The demon dimension. I know."
Ohio8 03-29-2026, 09:35 PM Buffy: "A vampire with a soul? Oh, my God. How lame is that?"
Mayor Richard Wilkins: Where is the courier? I told him to come so he could get his money.
Faith: I made him an offer he couldn't survive.
Ohio8 05-03-2026, 02:57 PM Mayor Wilkins: (to Faith)"This isn't a free ride, young lady."
Willow: "Oh, Buffy, she was just being Cordelia, only more so. Don't pay any attention to her."
Xander: "She's definitely got her chick on."You're not my elder, I got a lot
Buffy: "Let's take the fight to him."
Willow: Hey, I eat danger for breakfast."
Xander: "I need a volunteer to hit Wesley."
Buffy: "One way out means one way in."
Angel: (to Wilkins)"You're not my elder, I got a lot of years on you."
Ohio8 05-03-2026, 03:25 PM (Their first lines.)
Joyce: (o.s.)"Buffy?"
Buffy: "I'm up, Mom."
Xander's first line: "Excuse me. Comin' through. Pardon me. Excuse me. (etc.)"
Willow's first line: "Oh, really?"
Cordelia's first line: "Hi. I'm Cordelia."
Giles' first line: "Can I help you?"
Angel's first line: "Is there a problem here?"
Ohio8 05-03-2026, 03:28 PM First season opening narration: "In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness.
"She is the Slayer."
Ohio8 05-03-2026, 03:37 PM Buffybot: "Oh, Spike, you're the big bad. You're the - big bad."
Xander: "No, but if i have to see her straddle Spike again, I will definitely knock myself unconscious."
Buffybot: "This is my house."
Buffybot: "Those are my weapons. Give me something big and sharp."
Buffy: "The who whating how with huh?"
Buffybot: "Spike's mine. Who's straddling Spike?"
Buffybot: (t
o Buffy)"Sayy, look at you. You look just like me. We're very pretty."
Buffy: "You guys couldn't tell me apart from a robot?"
Buffybot: "Oh, I don't look like a robot."
Ohio8 05-03-2026, 07:57 PM Anya's first line: "Nice bag. Prada?"
Ohio8 05-03-2026, 11:58 PM Buffy: "It's pretty much, 'fire bad, tree pretty.'"
Buffy: "Fire bad, tree pretty."
Buffy: "To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing."
Ohio8 05-11-2026, 06:55 PM Faith: (to Buffy)"Say it. You think you're better than me."
Buffy: "I am... always have been."
Buffy: "There's a word for people like you, Faith: 'loser'."
Buffy Summers: Who are you?
Angel: Let's just say, I'm a friend.
Buffy Summers: Yeah, well, maybe I don't want a friend.
Angel: I didn't say I was yours.
Ohio8 05-15-2026, 05:28 PM (repeated line)
Buffy: "Because it's wrong."
Cordelia: "So this isn't about you being afraid of hospitals 'cause your friend died and you want to conjure up a monster that you can fight so you can save everybody and not feel so helpless?"
Giles: "Cordelia, have you actually ever heard of tact?"
Ohio8 05-17-2026, 06:32 PM Harmony: "Being a vampire sucks."
Willow: "He's a poop head."
Mayor Richard Wilkins: Where is the courier? I told him to come so he could get his money.
Faith: I made him an offer he couldn't survive.
25 Years Later, Buffy Summers' Best Line Is Still One Of TV's Greatest Quotes (https://screenrant.com/buffy-summers-best-quote-tv-history/)
Buffy's most iconic quote perfectly encapsulated the show's unique blend of character comedy, teen drama, and horror mysteries.
Giles: “Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time.”
Ohio8 06-14-2026, 01:37 PM Angel
Angel: "Thank you."
Angel: "If there’s one thing I’ve learned in a couple of centuries, it’s that life isn’t fair. You don’t get what you deserve; you get what you get."
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