1st line= 5 syllables, 2nd=7 3rd=5

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Dorothy is smart:
Almost got on Jeopardy
But judges reject

Rose is a dim wit
But she is a sweetie-pie
Who’s quite lovable.

Sophie's friend Martha
Not just another Monday
She decides to live

Sophia is a
Real pistol with moxie
She shoots from the hip!

Miami's got style
Dorothy sings this jingle
Rose plays piano

And in haiku, the lines don't have to form a whole sentence. You can really be artsy:

"The Golden Girls"
Surrogate TV grandmas
Funny comfort gals

Did he rob a bank?
Sophia's boyfriend Rocco
A retired gangster

"Picture it: Sic'ly"
"In the south...well...Big Daddy"
"Back in St. Olaf"

It is Miles' birthday.
Rose gives him a naughty pic,
Blanche's idea

Sophia is a
Pistol: She calls Dorothy
“Pussycat”(with love!)

The Rusty Anchor
A bar where Dorothy sings
Blanche becomes jealous

Stan is a dirtbag!
Leaves Dorothy for a tart
He’s bald and a yutz!

Says “Hi, it's me, Stan.”
38 years of marriage
Then married Chrissy

Blanche is hot to trot
Snow on the roof but lots of
Fire in the furnace!

Who says “Picture it..?”
It's Sophia Petrillo,
Born in Sicily.

Blanche is quite frisky
She really loves men a lot
The gang all know this

Pure naivete
Innocence, thy name is Rose
Childlike to a fault

Dorothy’s mom
Sophia Petrillo is
A real pistol!

Rose is innocent.
Blanche is a bit of a flirt.
Dorothy is smart.

Rose is Innocent
Naive, but sweet and quite kind
The other girls like her

Dorothy is tall,
I'd even say statuesque.
Towers over Ma.

Sophia knows how
To work it. She’s quite crafty:
An operator!