Tina Haven: [Holly and Vince are making out outside] C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!

Holly: What?

Tina Haven: There's going to be a chick fight!

Holly: Just wait

[turns to Vince]

Holly: Love you. Bye.

Tina: "What did we do?"
Vince: "Nothing....Twice."

Gary: "And that brave turkey...was the last turkey... my family ever ate."

Holly: (talking about iBop) Yes it came, I love it and it's mine!
Gary: You said I could have it!
Holly: That was before I fell in love with it! I love it, Gary! I love it like a little tiny child! (After Gary leaves) It's ok, baby. The bad man's gone

Gary: What did you eat?

Holly: I think it must have been the soup

Gary: Was it cream of IBop?

Holly: Alright, yes, it came, I love it and it's mine!

Gary: But you said I could have it

Val: (cheering) "Jeff! My love, I've got something to share! Hey hey! Beneath this skirt, I've got no underw -- "

Vince: Got any tools?
Holly: Oh, yeah. (hands Vince small pink tool box)
Vince: (takes it and pulls out a small red hammer) Could take a while!

Tina: (to Holly) "You want me to sleep with him?"
Holly: "Tina, we've talked about this. When we try to solve problems, we use words, not our lady parts."

Jeff: She's back... for the long haul. How long is the long haul?
Val: I am proud of her. Do you know how much courage it took to march back in here?
Jeff: She's courageous? (gestures to the busboys) They have to work with her. They're the real heroes.

Holly: (to Val)"I'm not saying it's bad. If the world didn't have people like you, then the fun people didn't know they were fun!"
Val: "Hey!"

Holly: "I've got dreams, Val."
Val: "Is one of them to not go to college?"

Vince: (to Ben) Wow, this place is packed! Holly got a much bigger crowd for Danielle then she did for you. (Ben looks at him) I'm just saying.
Ben: Yeah, well size doesn't matter.
Vince: You keep telling yourself that.

Val: "Why did I yell at him? I killed him."

Holly: "...who really drinks coffee in the morning?"

Holly: (to Tina)"...I don't think you got the job, your knockers did!"

Holly: "Stop talking to your boobs!"

Holly: "Ginger, come back!"

Holly: "No; she was happier when she was Ginger, and I was Mary Ann."

Tina: "I don't want to get a job because of my body."

Holly: I had a fight with Ben!
Vince: Dump him.
Holly: What?
Vince: I said go make up with him, what did you hear? GOD!

Lauren: "...and at the head table, Ross and Rachel."

Val: "(to Holly)"Hey, don't you have to go take a shower, pushy beyotch?"

Gary: "But, dude, that's the beauty of Holly."

"Either you've got a lobster problem or that's one freaky cockroach!" - Gary

Val: "...and, um, very prepared. Do you know what I mean when I say 'prepared'?"
Holly: "Waxed?... Yes, I know what 'prepared' means. Condoms, the pill,..."

Holly: "Stronger than my urge to leave?"

Holly: "And now... I think I'm ready... I'm kidding!"

"You're saying all the wrong things." - Holly