Sheldon: We really need to get one of these.
Mary: What on earth do we need a computer for ?
Missy: Yeah, we got you and your big head.

(I really like this show)

A Missy quote:

A MeeMaw quote:

Mary and George...

Pastor: In Matthew nine, verse four, Jesus said, "Why would you entertain evil thoughts in your hearts?"
Sheldon: Do you have evil thoughts?
Mary: Ssh.
Sheldon: I just don't think this part applies to me.
Mary: That's fine. Be quiet and listen.
Sheldon: I'm only nine years old. Most evil doesn't start till puberty.

Sheldon & Pastor Jeff quotes:

Ms. MacElroy: What?
Sheldon: Also in violation of the grooming code on page 48, article five, subsection B, you have a bit of a mustache.

Missy: I can't believe Mom and Dad had a fight over beer.
Sheldon: I don't think the fight was about beer. I think there was more subtext.
Missy: You're probably right. Then again, I don't know what subtext is.

Sheldon: Georgie, did you wash your hands before dinner? Or even this week?
George Jr.: None of your business.
Sheldon: Hence the mittens.

Sheldon and Tam...

Mary: "I hate to see him so upset."
George: "Well, give him a little time, he'll calm down."
Sheldon: [door slams] "Fiddle-Faddle!"
Meemaw: "The F word. He's real mad."

Sheldon: (Observing the older kids outside the High School) Oh dear.

Mary & Sheldon line/quotes:

George Jr.: Fourth down.
George Sr.: Gotta punt.
Missy: Gotta.
Sheldon: Statistically, always punting on fourth down makes no sense.

Mary: Missy! Turn off the computer. Time to go to bed.
Missy: I got to finish my homework! Big money, big money. Yes!

Mary: Everybody excited to start school Monday?
Sheldon: I am.
Missy: I guess so.
Mary: Georgie? Freshman year, that's a big deal.
George Jr.: How can I be excited when he's gonna be in the same grade as me?
Sheldon: Don't worry, Georgie. I'm not planning on being in the ninth grade for very long.

Mary: "I hate to see him so upset."
George: "Well, give him a little time, he'll calm down."
Sheldon: [door slams] "Fiddle-Faddle!"
Meemaw: "The F word. He's real mad."
In another episode while being aggravated, Sheldon yells out "Cheese and crackers!" :D :D :D

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Meemaw and

Flora: I must tell you, in all the years I've been here, I have never seen such glowing letters of recommendation from a student's teachers.
George Sr.: Well, that's real nice to hear.
Flora: Now, listen to this: "Putting aside his superior intellect, Sheldon is a delight to have in the class.

Missy Cooper: Why can't we watch DuckTales?

Sheldon Cooper: 'Cause we don't learn anything watching DuckTales.

Missy Cooper: It's TV. We're not supposed to learn.

[Sheldon, George Sr. and Georgie in a tent]
Sheldon: Moth! Moth!
George Sr.: Sheldon, it's just a butterfly.
Sheldon: How is that any better? Butterfly, butterfly!

Sheldon:

[After Sheldon catches a fish]
Sheldon: Get it away, get it away!
George Sr.: Calm down, it's an itty-bitty thing.
Sheldon: No, I'm an itty-bitty thing!

Missy:

Sheldon: I'm ready to go to college.
Mrs. Costello: Okay. Where you thinking?
Sheldon: Somewhere with a good science program, but far enough away to make my mom cry herself to sleep every night that I'm gone.
Mrs. Costello: You're applying to college out of spite?
Sheldon: I see why you're the guidance counselor.

Mrs. Costello: Okay, let's see. What about Caltech in Pasadena?
Sheldon: I can't see myself living in California. I don't trust their carefree lifestyle.

Meemaw: I have only seen you eat vanilla ice cream for dessert. Why is that?
Dr. John Sturgis: Well, I've taken a page from the great physicist Richard Feynman. In order to have one less decision in his life, he decided that dessert would always be chocolate ice cream.
Meemaw: Sounds like it could get kind of boring.
Dr. John Sturgis: Oh, it does. But over the last 35 years, I believe I've saved at least a day and a half.

Sheldon: Why do you keep smiling?
Mary: You need to look at your mask, baby.

Mary and Missy...

Mrs. Costello: Okay, let's see. What about Caltech in Pasadena?
Sheldon: I can't see myself living in California. I don't trust their carefree lifestyle.

Sheldon & Tam:

Mary: Hey. I want to talk to you.
Sheldon: Hold on. Let me bring this into the station so as not to disappoint my commuters. They'd like to get home to their families.

Missy: How come I don't get to go?
Mary: 'Cause you, me and Meemaw are gonna have our own fun.
Missy: Could we shoot guns at the gun range?
Mary: Mm, you're too young to go to the gun range.
Missy: Meemaw took me.
Meemaw: We pinky swore. What are you doing?
Missy: Oh, yeah. Don't listen to me. I don't know what I'm saying.

George Sr.: You want to sleep with me?
Sheldon: Yes, thank you.
George Sr.: Yeah. Got enough room?
Sheldon: Yes. You throw off a lot of heat.
George Sr.: Sorry.
Sheldon: That's all right. It's kind of nice.

Adult Sheldon: I've always loved trains. In fact, if my career in theoretical physics hadn't worked out, my backup plan was to become a professional ticket taker. Or hobo.

George Sr.: Okay, here we go. One, two-
Sheldon: I still think we should wait till the rain slows down.
George Sr.: No, we got to get home. I got work tomorrow, you guys got school.
Sheldon: You do realize I'll get wet?
George Sr.: It's just water, Sheldon.
Sheldon: All right. Just making sure you realize.

Missy & Sheldon:

Mary: Now, the thing you have to understand is Shelly is incredibly bright. I mean, his IQ is right up there with Albert Einstein and that English wheelchair fella.

Georgie: You can really remember when you were that little?
Sheldon: Uh-huh. You were there, too. You were still struggling with potty training.
Georgie: I don't think so.
Sheldon: Oh, yes. Meemaw used to call you Mr. Soggy Pants.
Georgie: This is serious. Sheldon, you've got to tell Dad that recipe.
Sheldon: But Meemaw told me it was a secret.
Georgie: If you don't, and Mom and Dad get a divorce, it's your fault.
Sheldon: All right. Fine.

Adult Sheldon: That was the first time I held my father's hand. I wouldn't touch my brother's hand until seventeen years later, thanks to the invention of Purell.

Missy: It's gonna be weird around here without Sheldon.
George Jr.: Don't you mean less weird?
Meemaw: That's not nice.
George Jr.: I wasn't trying for nice.

Missy:

Sheldon: I was exploring dimensional kinematics.
George Jr.: Admit it. He's adopted.
Sheldon: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.

Georgie: Where's the water come out of?
George : Well, seeing as that's the dryer, nowhere.
Georgie: Hmm..so this one's the washer?
George: No foolin' you.

Mary & Sheldon:

Mary: How about we lose the bow-tie?
Sheldon: Why?
Mary: Look around, honey. No of the other kids are wearing one.
Sheldon: Well, perhaps I'll start a fad.

Missy:

George: Ejected from your very first game. I'm proud of you, Slugger.
Missy: Thanks, Dad.

^^^ Missy, Missy, Missy, I was on her side for once, but she still doesn't know everything yet. To me, when the Dixie Chicks started making fun of her, she should've smiled at them and said, "If you want a guy to come to you, you may have to go to them first by being one with them!" Also in my opinion, when the pitcher sent her them two messages, the best one to write in return would've been a high fly ball right up out of that park and then she could've smiled and said, "If there is anything else that you want to let me know, speak now or forever hold that peace of yours."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. In other words, if she got booted from the game because of how she decided to respond to that boy, how was she able to show what else she may have inside of herself by finishing her turn at bat?

Sheldon: Why do you keep smiling?
Mary: You need to look at your mask, baby.
Sheldon: Missy!

Missy & Mary:

Sheldon: I was exploring dimensional kinematics.
George Jr.: Admit it. He's adopted.
Sheldon: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.

Sheldon & Mary:

Connie/Meemaw:

George & Georgie:

Mary and

Sheldon: "Geologists lead a sedimentary lifestyle." Libby, that is a good one.

George & Connie:

Libby: What are you doing?
Sheldon: I need to use the bathroom, but it can get uncivilized in there.
Libby: Anyone in there now?
Sheldon: I don't know. I was afraid to find out.
Libby: Anybody in here? Go ahead. I'll stand guard.
Sheldon: Where have you been all my life?

Connie/Mee-Maw:

Sheldon: (to his female teacher) "In violation of the grooming code, you have a bit of a moustache."

Sheldon: "Why would I steal glitter? I already have a sparkling personality."

Aha!

Sheldon: I needed to get on the shuttle so I could escape this ridiculous planet.

Connie/Mee Maw:

Sheldon: "I needed to get on the shuttle so I could escape this ridiculous planet. ...
Mary: "Honey, perhaps you should lose the bow tie. ...
Sheldon: (to his female teacher) "In violation of the grooming code, you have a bit of a moustache."
Sheldon: "Welcome to the church of Mathology.

Sheldon, Mary & Missy:

Mary: "Young boys who don't spend time with their daddies grow up to be oddballs."

Connie/Meemaw & Sheldon:

^^^ But Sheldon is in serious need of hearing it? MeMaw already got on my nerves due to how she looks at the subject of marriage, but now thanks to her, we may never know if Georgie still would've been fired from his job anyway this past season. I hated the way that Dale looked at him when he told Georgie to get out of his store. :mad: :mad: :mad:

God bless you always!!!

Holly

George: That one had some zip on it.
Missy: Zip's a good thing, right?
George: Yes.
Missy: So it looks like I know what I'm doing?
George: Just like a pro.
Missy: But like a lady pro?
George: Oh, yes. Very much.

Meemaw/Connie:

Sheldon: Last question. What is the only fermion that may not have an antiparticle?
Dr. John Sturgis: The neutrino, of course.
Sheldon: I'm gonna rule out concussion.
Dr. John Sturgis: To be fair, it was an easy question.
Sheldon: True.

Brenda (the neighbor) talking to Mary:

Sheldon: "Welcome to the church of Mathology.

Georgie:
George:

Mee Maw/Connie:

https://d2v7i6t2.map2.ssl.hwcdn.net/content/quotes/4577_500.jpg

[Ah, but then there would have been, Georgie, no Dr. Tire by George]

Missy: "I don't need to be good at Math, I have beautiful hair."

Missy & Georgie:

Georgie, by nature, abhors a vacuum cleaner.

Connie:

Dr. John Sturgis: It's my first time going to a casino.
Meemaw: It's amazing. There's bright lights and bells and buzzers and people yelling.
Dr. John Sturgis and Sheldon: Ugh.
[Meemaw and Missy look at each other]

Georgie & George:

Missy:

Sheldon: And how are you doing?
Ms. Hutchins: Since when are you interested?
Sheldon: My father told me I should be kind to old people.

Sheldon: And how are you doing?
Ms. Hutchins: Since when are you interested?
Sheldon: My father told me I should be kind to old people.


Good one! :lol:

Mary:

Mary: (to a nosy church-goer) "Nothing is wrong with him, now turn back around before I break your neck."

Connie:

Mary: So you're saying he's being rude to his teachers?
George: That's unacceptable. I'll...I'll give him a talking-to.
Principal Petersen: I don't know if I'd call him rude.
Mary: Well, put a word on it.
Principal Petersen: Rude. Let's go with rude. Rude is good.

Dr. John Sturgis: It's my first time going to a casino.
Meemaw: It's amazing. There's bright lights and bells and buzzers and people yelling.
Dr. John Sturgis and Sheldon: Ugh.
[Meemaw and Missy look at each other]

Georgie & George:

Mary: All right, I'll make a deal with you.
Sheldon: I'm listening.
Mary: You can go to Houston with your friends, but I want to meet this girl first.
Sheldon: That's very reasonable. Thank you.
Mary: You're welcome.
Sheldon: Now, can you please reach the dryer sheets? I get vertigo on the step stool.

Mary & Sheldon:

Sheldon: "Welcome to the church of Mathology. Today I'd like to talk about prime numbers and why they give us joy."

Georgie:

Paige: Did you know that tea was discovered by accident?
Missy: I didn't, but I don't know lots of stuff.
Paige: The Emperor Shennong of China was boiling water in his garden and a leaf from a tea tree fell into his pot.

Meemaw: "Look at my face, tell me what you see."
Sheldon: "That you're old."
Meemaw: "It's a good thing I love you."

Sheldon: Imagine all the stimulating conversations that must go on at these tables.
George: I bet.
Sheldon: I can see myself going here one day.
George: I think you'd fit right in.

Sheldon:

Sheldon: "I started taking books out of the library, without stamping the cards. Before you judge me too harshly, I always brought them back on time. I was rule-breaker, not a lunatic."

Connie & Dale:

Sheldon: "Welcome to the church of Mathology. Today I'd like to talk about prime numbers and why they give us joy."

Georgie & Missy:

Mary: (to a nosy church-goer) "Nothing is wrong with him, now turn back around before I break your neck."

Missy:

Mary: So, George is mad at me, and Sheldon is mad at me, and... honestly, I'm mad at me, too.
Brenda: Will you please give yourself a break? All that you do for that family, I am surprised you didn't crack years ago.
Mary: How do you handle it all?
Brenda: I'm sitting in a chicken coop drinking a wine cooler at 11:00 a.m.... clearly, I don't.

Mary:

Mary: All right, I'll make a deal with you.
Sheldon: I'm listening.
Mary: You can go to Houston with your friends, but I want to meet this girl first.
Sheldon: That's very reasonable. Thank you.
Mary: You're welcome.
Sheldon: Now, can you please reach the dryer sheets? I get vertigo on the step stool.

June: "Hey, there."
Meemaw: "I hope you don't mind, I started without you."
June: "Not at all. Is this one for me or am I gonna be carrying you home tonight?" [chuckles]
Meemaw: "Hey it's all yours."

Missy: "I don't need to be good at Math, I have beautiful hair."

Missy:

Sheldon: I see you're reading a book on philosophy by Aristotle.
René Descartes: I am. And it is garbage! Aristotle is..how you say..a punk!

Mary: Sheldon, faith means believing in something you can't know for sure is real. And right now, I am struggling with that.
Sheldon: So you don't believe in God anymore?
Mary: That isn't something for you to worry about. I need to figure this out myself.
Sheldon: Can I help? Maybe I could provide a fresh perspective.
Mary: I don't think so, baby.
Sheldon: Did you know that if gravity were slightly more powerful, the universe would collapse into a ball?
Mary: I did not.
Sheldon: Also, if gravity were slightly less powerful, the universe would fly apart and there would be no stars or planets.
Mary: Where you going with this, Sheldon?
Sheldon: It's just that gravity is precisely as strong as it needs to be. And if the ratio of the electromagnetic force to the strong force wasn't one percent, life wouldn't exist. What are the odds that would happen all by itself?
Mary: Why are you trying to convince me to believe in God? You don't believe in God.
Sheldon: I don't, but the precision of the universe at least makes it logical to conclude there's a creator.
Mary: Baby, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but logic is here. And my problem is here.
Sheldon: Well, there are 5 billion people on this planet and you're the perfect mom for me. What are the odds of that?

^^^ That may be my most favorite scene of the show.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Missy:

Georgie & George:

Missy: If you're unhappy, just ask God for help.
Sheldon: I don't believe in God.
Missy: [shushes] He can hear you. He knows if you've been bad or good. Like Santa, but he can send you to hell.

Brenda & Mary:

Georgie:

George: Where's Georgie?
Mary: I don't know. I called him ten minutes ago.
Missy: He's probably curled up in a ball, crying about Veronica.
Mary: Why do you say that?
Missy: It's just what I'm hearing.
George: From who?
Missy: I'm kinda plugged into this town.

Georgie:

Mary & Missy:

Sheldon:

Mary Cooper: You know that Veronica Duncan girl?

George Cooper Sr.: The one that Georgie likes?

Mary Cooper: Yeah. I was thinking about having her stay here for a couple days.

George Cooper Sr.: Is it Georgie's birthday or something?

Mary:

[on the "Why Sheldon Cooper Should Go to College" tape:]
Mr. Givens: I'll chip in for gas money. I'll move him into his dorm. What-Whatever you need. Let's make it happen.

Georgie:

Connie:

Georgie:

Connie:

Missy & Georgie:

Ms. Hutchins:

Tam Nguyen: Look, you made my mom's note. (hands it to Sheldon)

Sheldon Cooper: "Don't talk to Sheldon. Mom." That's fine. I usually do most of the talking.

Tam Nguyen: Yes, you do.

Missy:

George and Sheldon:

Connie:

Sheldon: And do you really want to be the president of a university that is responsible for the dumbing down of scientific discourse on this campus?
President Hagemeyer: I totally agree with you.
Sheldon: You do?
President Hagemeyer: Oh, it's an outrage.

Sheldon:

Sheldon:

John Sturgis:

Missy hypothesising why babysitting a baby should be easy: "They lay there like a lump. How hard can it be?"

^^^ What she obviously didn't know is that eventually the baby does get old enough to where it can do more than just lay there like a slug. :D :D :D

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Connie:

Sheldon:

Missy:

Mary:

Dr. John Sturgis : It was my dream to win the Nobel, and I'm not going to. I bet Sheldon will.
Meemaw : [Chuckles] That'll be somethin'.
Dr. John Sturgis : Yeah.

Dr. John Sturgis: Do you know "Lollipop"?
Dr. Grant Linkletter: Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop lollipop-
Drs: Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop!

Linkletter, Sturgis & Sheldon:

(First line of the series.)
Adult Sheldon: (narrating) "I've always loved trains..."

Sheldon:

Sheldon: I still don't understand why you'd rather work here than be a physicist.
Dr. John Sturgis: I'm enjoying the change of pace. And they let me take home all the expired food I want.

George:

Mary: I could write a better book than this.

“Did you know that if gravity were slightly more powerful, the universe would collapse into a ball?” ― Sheldon

Adult Sheldon: (narrating)"Not all science is created equal. There's physics, the undisputed king of science."

Sheldon: "I don't get why the football program gets so much money, while the equipment in the science lab is outdated and falling apart."
George Sr.: "Oh, I can explain that. This is Texas."

Meemaw: "Looks like Christmas in jail."

Wade: "I don't want a dart in the head."

Georgie: "My chicken fingers ain't here yet."

Missy: (to George Sr.)"What's it about?"
George Sr.: "Imagine your meemaw movin' to California."
Missy: "I'd watch that."

George Sr.: "A bunch of college kids in an empty dorm room?"

June: "Damn I'm old."

Sheldon: "Those dirty goof offs."

Missy: "It's practically the same show."

Sheldon: Do people know about this?
Meemaw: Sheldon, what's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart.
Sheldon: Well, this changes everything. How do you know who to trust?
Meemaw: You don't. That's what makes life interesting.

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Sheldon Cooper always has something to say on Young Sheldon, and his best quotes perfectly personify his personality.

^^^ My favorite one out of those is this one: “So, I’m ahead of my time? All right, call me when you catch up.”

God bless you always!!!

Holly

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Now that "Young Sheldon" has come to a close after seven seasons, we're taking a look back at all the lines that have more meaning than you may have realized.

^^^ I love how Sheldon would go about approaching someone's door. When he was at MeMaw's door for example, he would knock and say, "MeMaw? MeMaw?" :) :) :)

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. I only saw one episode of the Big Bang Theory show. Was Sheldon the same way during that show when going to someone else's door?

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Young Sheldon's best quotes do more than make viewers laugh; they tell the story of The Big Bang Theory spinoff's best characters in miniature.

“Sheldon's fine. You know what he's like. If someone took him, I'm sure they'll bring him right back.” - George