View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 2) (The Boston Red Soxbeat the NY Yankees 5-4.):


Frank Gannucci
10-06-2018, 07:41 AM
(The boys come home somewhat unhappy. They meet up with the girls.)

Trixie: "How was the game boys?"

Ralph: "Bad but at least the Yankees didn't push the panic button. They were into the game all throughout."

Ed: "Tomorrow, the Yankees will win. By the way Ralph, I heard a rumor that Garrity was going to erect a huge poster from his apartment that will praise the Red Sox for winning."

Ralph: "Oh he is huh?"

Alice: "Ralph, don't do anything you might regret."

Ralph: "We will see about that. I will do the same thing for the Yankees. You will help me Norton make that poster."

Girls: "Ralph..."

Ralph (yells): "BUTT OUT!"

Trixie: "Okay, I will."

Alice: "So will I."

(They erect the poster and sign it.)

Ralph: "Time to scotch tape this with one strand. That will make less work."

Ed: "Inside that head is a thinking machine."

(They go out to tape it but the sign falls down and onto a Gotham Transit Buss which forces it to crash into a car. Ralph is nervous.)

Ed: "Maybe they will think another Ralph did it. Maybe they think that you are smart enough to write that poster."

Ralph (yells): "GEEEET OUT!"

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thabk you. GOOD NIGHT."

,Crowd cheers.)