I had such fun with the Halloween one (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=376056), I wanted to do some more! lol

I need the following filled in (and if something is a different tense, I'll just use the right tense when I plug these in) :

(the only clue I'll give on this is it's season 2, November 1980)


emotion
verb
adjective
physical action
v
v
v
v
plural animals
noun
noun
liquid
emotion
phrase
adj
emotion
adj
span of time
physical action
adj
noun
container
Lost Girl 1
Lost Girl 2
Lost Girl 3
Lost Girl 4
adj
number
Eastland person (other than main cast)
adj
number
Girl 1
food
noun
Girl 2
food
noun
Girl 3
food
plural container
noun
Girl 4
food
appliance
Girl 5
liquid
Girl 6
noun
noun
Girl 7
fabric
Girl 8
plural container
Eastland/Peekskill locale
emotion
phrase
noun
profession



(Girls 1 - 8 indicate B, J, N, T, and the Lost Girls; all 8 will need to be named separately, in whatever order you like)

I had such fun with the Halloween one (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=376056), I wanted to do some more! lol

I need the following filled in (and if something is a different tense, I'll just use the right tense when I plug these in) :

(the only clue I'll give on this is it's season 2, November 1980)


flirty
run
blond
punch
skate
eat
smoke
call
horses
home
Pencil
lemonade
jealous
the most successful dog catcher in Paramus, NJ
chubby
angry
attractive
hours
throw
Calm
grandfather clock
Tupperware
Molly
Nancy
Sue Ann
Cindy
stupid
12
Homerun Helen
lazy
30
Jo
Caviar
kitchen
Tootie
pie
basement
Natalie
cinnamon buns
baskets
school
Blair
pepper
stove
Sue Ann
water
Nancy
Mr Bradley
Chestnut
Cindy
whool
Molly
Shopping bags
The diner
disgusted
we are in troublllllle
Rabbit
Dietitian



(Girls 1 - 8 indicate B, J, N, T, and the Lost Girls; all 8 will need to be named separately, in whatever order you like)

(psst, Lorimar---for "span of time", I need a specific span :-) )

Sorry. 15 hours

Thanks :)

Also:

instead of "kitchen, basement, school", I need nouns like objects, instead of entire "rooms"---sorry, maybe I should have said "object" to begin with, lol)

Same with "Mr. Bradley" and "Chestnut", I need objects.

Also an object in the kitchen/cafeteria instead of "rabbit" (sorry, lol).

Lorimar!

Retro, if Lorimar doesn't respond within 15 minutes of this post, you can substitute what I need, lol.

One more: from early in the list, I need a more tangible object instead of "home".

Oh, I will wait for Lorimar's suggestions. I am looking forward to this new MadLib!

Alright, wait we shall, lol.

While you're waiting, enjoy the special item for your FOL binder! :)

Ok how many objects? Eight? Basketball, telephone, waste basket, globe, magazine, mail, baseball glove, Yankees hat

Ok how many objects? Eight?

Nope, 7. :lol: I'll go with your first 7.

Okay, where is the mad-lib already!? I'm curious! :lol:

Okay, where is the mad-lib already!? I'm curious! :lol:

haha, I know, I was ready to go last night until I hit the snags, lol. Here is Lorimar's Mad Lib:

The New Girl - Part 3

Nancy, Sue Ann, Cindy, and Molly were very flirty that their friends were sent away on probation! They decided to run to the blond office of the new headmaster and punch for their friends!

The new headmaster Mr. Harris was skating in his office, eating his toupee, when the girls smoked in.

"We want you to call our friends!" said Cindy.

"Yeah!" said Sue Ann. "You can't keep them locked up over the cafeteria like some kind of Kansas City horses!"

"That's right!" added Nancy. "I called Roger on the basketball to tell him about this!"

"Students have rights, just like pencils!" protested a defiant Molly. She picked up a pitcher of lemonade from Mr. Harris's desk and poured it all over his toupee-ed head!

Mr. Harris was jealous!

He said "The most successful dog catcher in Paramus, New Jersey!" and sentenced all 4 girls to work in the cafeteria and live in the same chubby room with their friends!

Mrs. Garrett was angry! Not 4, now she had 8 girls to look after and put to work! She showed her 4 new charges to the attractive room they'd be sharing with their friends. Poor Mrs. Garrett, now she fretted she'd only see the bathroom once every 15 hours!

The girls threw into the room and saw their calm friends. But there were no more beds---they'd have to share! There wasn't even a grandfather clock to sleep on! They all drew names out of a Tupperware. Molly shared Blair's bed, Nancy shared the bottom bunk with Natalie while Sue Ann shared the top bunk with Tootie, and poor Cindy had to share a bed with new student Jo; Jo was from the streets and she was really stupid! It was so crowded with 12 girls, Señor Tiger was afraid he would have to leave and go live with Home Run Helen!

Mrs. Garrett put all her girls to lazy work in the cafeteria---she gave them 30 chores to do! Jo had to slice all the caviar with a telephone, Tootie had to peel all the pies with a waste basket, Natalie had to stir all the cinnamon buns in baskets using a globe, Blair had to bake all the pepper on the stove, Sue Ann had to prepare all the water for the girls to drink, Nancy had to wash all the magazines and mail the girls would eat and drink from, while Cindy dried them with wool, and Molly had to take out the garbage in shopping bags to the Peekskill diner!

The girls had to do this every day, and it made them very disgusted!

The chaos with these girls was too much for Howard! He said "We are in troubllllle", threw his chef's hat on the baseball glove, and left Eastland to become a dietitian!

Hahahaha! :lol:

My favorite part is when Tootie tries to peel all the pies with a wastebasket.

But just the vision of all eight girls sharing one room is hilarious all by itself.

:rotflmao:

Hahahaha! :lol:

My favorite part is when Tootie tries to peel all the pies with a wastebasket.

Mine is Jo trying to slice all the caviar with a telephone! :lol:

Lmao I love it!!! That was a great story, glad I could help ;)

He said "The most successful dog catcher in Paramus, New Jersey!" and sentenced all 4 girls to work in the cafeteria and live in the same chubby room with their friends!

That was definitely my favorite part

Haha, I'm glad you enjoyed it, Lorimar :)

By the way, for any other Mad Libs anyone writes up, I suggest that when a word list is provided to fill in, that someone first reply with a post saying something like "got it :) " or "list coming :) " , etc., to claim it, so we won't run into something like 2 posters filling in dozens of words at the same time, lol.

He said "The most successful dog catcher in Paramus, New Jersey!" and sentenced all 4 girls to work in the cafeteria and live in the same chubby room with their friends!

That was definitely my favorite part

At least they got a chubby room. It would need to be, to fit all 10, 12 girls! ;) :lol:

Haha, I'm glad you enjoyed it, Lorimar :)

By the way, for any other Mad Libs anyone writes up, I suggest that when a word list is provided to fill in, that someone first reply with a post saying something like "got it :) " or "list coming :) " , etc., to claim it, so we won't run into something like 2 posters filling in dozens of words at the same time, lol.

Ok. But do we have to do the smiley faces? ;)

At least they got a chubby room. It would need to be, to fit all 10, 12 girls! ;) :lol:

Hahaha! :lol:


Ok. But do we have to do the smiley faces? ;)

Haha, no, that's why I put in the disclaimer "something like", lol. :D

New word list needed!


adjective
number
plural noun
verb
verb
any location on the planet
adjective
body part
adjective
animal
container
verb
body part
sporting object
rock and roll song title
adjective
object
adjective
oozy liquid or substance
oozy liquid or substance
number
verb
verb
verb
adjective
emotion
any book
food
liquid
piece of furniture
verb
any phrase
any location on the planet
bird
liquid
adjective
emotion
verb
adjective
verb

I'm ready to get some blanks filled in! ;)

I will take this tonight, good sir!

Thank you, gamey friend! :)

(as in playable game, not edible game! :lol: )

Yes, I'm not one of Edna's Edibles. I'm too gamey. :lol:

Mind if I borrow this thread idea and use it for some other threads?

Mind if I borrow this thread idea and use it for some other threads?

You don't have to ask to borrow any threads, it's a free board. :) Feel free to post whatever threads you want around the Sitcoms Online community.

runny
seven
cheese dips
skinny-dip
camp
Tumpy's room
groovy
face
boy-crazy
toucan
dresser drawer
swim
lips
hockey stick
Get Back
sweaty
stuffed cat pillow
old-fashioned
motorcycle oil
mystery meat
30
write
catch
navigate
creepy
happiness
The Complete Works of Emily Dickinson
coq au vin
beer
piano
play
"What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?!"
Appleton, Wisconsin
pigeon
wine
thugish
adequate
drink
formal
energetic

"Close Quarters" - season 2, spring 1980

Mrs. Garrett's eight runny girls had been living together for 7 months now. And they were really starting to get on each other's cheese dips!

Natalie was so tired of Nancy skinny-dipping about Roger all the time. Sometimes she wished Nancy would just camp out the window on Cindy's jump rope and run away with Roger to Tumpy's room! Meanwhile Nancy grumbled at night over groovy Natalie always laughing in her sleep and kicking her face! And Sue Ann's boy-crazy energy was too much for bunkmate Tootie. Tootie said when Sue Ann jumped up so alert in the mornings, it was like sharing a bed with a Kansas City toucan! Tootie would rather have shared a bed with her two rabbits Romeo and Juliette in a dresser drawer!

The others thought Jo and Cindy would get along well, but Jo was annoyed when Cindy's braids kept swimming her in the face all night! She wanted to take the stuffed tiger in the window and stuff it right up Cindy's lips! And Cindy was frustrated that Jo's bike helmet kept falling on Cindy's hockey stick! Then there was Molly, who annoyed Blair by always bursting into "Get Back" every morning when she woke up! Blair complained she needed her beauty sleep and that Molly's sweaty singing was ruining it. She even took a stuffed cat pillow and used it to cut Molly's guitar strings! And Molly was tired of Blair always going on and on about her old-fashioned looks, so she took motorcycle oil and poured it all over the inside of Blair's makeup case! She even put mystery meat all over her hot rollers! When Blair put those in, she couldn't get them out for 30 days! And always, Tootie's skates were constantly writing around on the floor, and all the other girls kept catching over them!

The girls finally all navigated into Mrs. Garrett's creepy room, out of their minds with happiness! Mrs. Garrett just remained calm, reading "The Complete Works of Emily Dickinson" and having her snack of coq au vin and beer. She said the girls all made their pianos, and now they had to lie on them! They begged for her to play with Mr. Harris on their behalf, but Mrs. Garrett said "What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?!"--- she said Mr. Harris was at a toupee convention in Appleton, Wisconsin, and besides, he made her sign a sworn statement with a pigeon's feather quill dipped in wine that she would watch over their thuggish probation!

The girls were all adequate and drank back into their room. They didn't know how they could go on putting up with each other's formal behavior. But, they reminded themselves that at least they weren't expelled like Tumpy and Emily for energizing marijuana!

:lol:

I want to know how Blair cut Molly's guitar strings with a stuffed cat pillow!

:lol:

I want to know how Blair cut Molly's guitar strings with a stuffed cat pillow!

lol, hey, you're the one who picked that! ;) :D

I love how spunky Molly got back at her with the motorcycle oil and the mystery meat! And Blair was stuck with those stinky feet-hot rollers stuck in her hair for 30 days! Her beautiful blond hair smelled like dirty feet for a month! :rotflmao:

Really though, it's fitting you took this one, as I was inspired by your comment previously that just the thought of all 8 girls sharing that 1 room was hilarious in itself. So it's dedicated to you!

And anyone can try their hand at "writing" one, I just enjoy doing stuff like this during some downtime during the day.

I love how spunky Molly got back at her with the motorcycle oil and the mystery meat!

That actually worked out very well.

And Blair was stuck with those stinky feet-hot rollers stuck in her hair for 30 days! Her beautiful blond hair smelled like dirty feet for a month! :rotflmao:

:lol::lol::lol:


Really though, it's fitting you took this one, as I was inspired by your comment previously that just the thought of all 8 girls sharing that 1 room was hilarious in itself. So it's dedicated to you!

Awww, thanks '80s!


And anyone can try their hand at "writing" one, I just enjoy doing stuff like this during some downtime during the day.

I'll try writing one on Friday, when things are a little less hectic.

I got a kick outta that. My fav is Mrs G using a callback to her DS days by quoting Arnold!

You don't have to ask to borrow any threads, it's a free board. :) Feel free to post whatever threads you want around the Sitcoms Online community.

I know, but just choose to get permission from other users first before doing so. :)

New word list needed!

Note: "substance" in this Mad Lib can be liquidy or powdery, something "spreadable"


number
adjective
adj
object
adj
adj
emotion
living thing
color
substance
adj
object
color
substance
adj
object
object
color
substance
adj
color
substance
adj
object
adj
substance
appliance
color
object
unusual/odd hairstyle
unusual outfit
appliance
color
plural object
adj
living thing
living thing
number
Eastland locale
a magazine
female celebrity/historical figure

I'll have a go at this one.

40. Cosmopolitan

Words still needed...

Words still needed...

Sorry about that...

32. Sink

29. Telephone

7. Upset

30. Beehive

8. A frog

Sorry about that...

32. Sink

29. Telephone

7. Upset

30. Beehive

8. A frog

Oh no, this is too confusing, lol...gotta have 'em in order:

7. Upset
8. A frog
29. Telephone
30. Beehive
32. Sink

Oh no, this is too confusing, lol...gotta have 'em in order:

7. Upset
8. A frog
29. Telephone
30. Beehive
32. Sink

I'm not great at this game, but just giving it my best shot.

I'm not great at this game, but just giving it my best shot.

Hey, you're doing fine :)

It's just that, for the "game writer", it's much easier to see the answers in order from #1 to the last.

Do you wanna try the whole list? I've already plugged your words in so far, so just put those back in the places if you want to submit the entire list. If you don't, say so and someone else will plug in the rest; whichever you like.

No replies in 2 days On this whole board?

No replies in 2 days On this whole board?

Maybe everyone's busy decorating for Halloween at the dorm. :lol:

Well, Retro was allegedly going to come up with a Mad Lib of his own on Friday, "when things quieted down". But yeah...and I'm still needing someone to fill in the rest of my latest one...

Maybe everyone's busy decorating for Halloween at the dorm. :lol:

Well, Retro was allegedly going to come up with a Mad Lib of his own on Friday, "when things quieted down". But yeah...and I'm still needing someone to fill in the rest of my latest one...

Haha well I'd do it but I dont want to do that if someone else has dibs

Haha well I'd do it but I dont want to do that if someone else has dibs

No one has claimed the rest of it. I've been patiently waiting, lol.

Where the heck is Retro?

Hey, you're doing fine :)

It's just that, for the "game writer", it's much easier to see the answers in order from #1 to the last.

Do you wanna try the whole list? I've already plugged your words in so far, so just put those back in the places if you want to submit the entire list. If you don't, say so and someone else will plug in the rest; whichever you like.

I'll give it a try, sure. :)

I'll give it a try, sure. :)

Anytime you're ready! lol :)

Where the heck is Retro?

I think he's hanging up the black and orange streamers in the dorm for Halloween.

Need help with the Halloween decorations?

Need help with the Halloween decorations?

I need help with the word list ;)

Where the heck is Retro?

I have been applying for jobs, as my current part-time teaching job doesn't pay enough to pay the bills.

I need help with the word list ;)

I'm still thinking of words.;)

I have been applying for jobs, as my current part-time teaching job doesn't pay enough to pay the bills.

Ah I wish you good luck! I didn’t know you were a teacher! Hope your not treated like Miss Mahoney.

I'm still thinking of words.;)

This may take longer than Cindy took to get Mrs. G the cheese dip. ;)

Ah I wish you good luck! I didn’t know you were a teacher! Hope your not treated like Miss Mahoney.

You didn't? He's mentioned and alluded to it in various threads here. Good thing Mr. Gideon isn't giving you a pop quiz on this board's threads. ;)


This may take longer than Cindy took to get Mrs. G the cheese dip ;)

Hahahaha! :lol:

mmmmmmmm, cheese diiiiiiiiiip... :eat:

You didn't? He's mentioned and alluded to it in various threads here. Good thing Mr. Gideon isn't giving you a pop quiz on this board's threads. ;)




Hahahaha! :lol:

mmmmmmmm, cheese diiiiiiiiiip... :eat:

Lol yes good thing!

It’s worth the wait

Ah I wish you good luck! I didn’t know you were a teacher! Hope your not treated like Miss Mahoney.

Haha! It'd be a shame to disappear after only four weeks!

:lol:

...Then again, some of the students didn't fare much better....

(And '80sSitcoms gets an A+ for the day! Good memory! FACT was followed to a 'T'! :lol: )

I need help with the word list ;)

What words do ya need? I know words. Like “ya”.

Haha! It'd be a shame to disappear after only four weeks!

:lol:

...Then again, some of the students didn't fare much better....

(And '80sSitcoms gets an A+ for the day! Good memory! FACT was followed to a 'T'! :lol: )

Yes it would! Maybe a Sue Ann/ Cindy/ Nancy where you’re there a full year then sporadically the next two would be better.

I guess I get a big fat zero!

Maybe while Mikaela thinks of words for the mad lib, 80s could come up with a second one in the meantime?

Yes it would! Maybe a Sue Ann/ Cindy/ Nancy where you’re there a full year then sporadically the next two would be better.

:lol:


I guess I get a big fat zero!

I don't give zeroes!

I wonder which word list I should do first.

How are these?

number -315,234
adjective- spongy
adj-weasal like
object- hair brush
adj -loyal
adj- contrite
emotion - joy
living thing- yak
color- magenta
substance- peanut butter
adj- oily
object- zamboni
color- puce
substance- tar
adj- sweet
object- ball point pen
object- tire iron
color- pink
substance- lotion
adj- hyper
color- off white
substance- wine
adj- unholy
object- toilet scrubber
adj- wet
substance- toothpaste
appliance- electric cheese grater
color- blue
object- frisbee
unusual/odd hairstyle- mullet
unusual outfit- beekeeper outfit
appliance- blender
color- turquoise
plural object- flashlights
adj- repugnant
living thing- monkey
living thing- boll weevil
number- 7
Eastland locale- school
a magazine- Architectural Digest
female celebrity/historical figure- Valerie Bertinelli/Mahatma Gandhi

How are these?

Eastland locale- school


mmm, something more specific than simply "school". Any place on the campus.


female celebrity/historical figure- Valerie Bertinelli/Mahatma Gandhi

Oh, I see what you did there---I'm sorry, I didn't mean both, I meant that as a "one or the other", sorry; a female celebrity, or a female historical figure (in other words, a well-known female, lol). So I'll use Valerie unless you want someone else.

Mikaela, I can do another one just for you sometime if you like. :)

mmm, something more specific than simply "school". Any place on the campus.




Oh, I see what you did there---I'm sorry, I didn't mean both, I meant that as a "one or the other", sorry; a female celebrity, or a female historical figure (in other words, a well-known female, lol). So I'll use Valerie unless you want someone else.

Mikaela, I can do another one just for you sometime if you like. :)

Yeah, I figured the Eastland locale would trip me up. If it can be generic, use cafeteria. If it has to be a specific place name you'll have to fill that one in for me.

And yes, use Valerie. Always use Valerie :wave:

"Cindy's Makeover"

Blair just got 315,234 cases of new Countess Calvet Cosmetics in, and targeted her next spongy makeover: Cindy!

Cindy resisted being made over by weasel-like Blair, but Blair promised Cindy she would make her look like a hair brush! She told Cindy that with this loyal makeover, she would drive the boys contrite!

Cindy was joyful about this, but her best friend Sue Ann encouraged her to do it. She said "You'll be the envy of every yak in Kansas City, Kansas!"

First, Blair put magenta peanut butter all over Cindy's oily cheeks with a zamboni. Then she brushed puce tar on Cindy's sweet eyelids using a ballpoint pen. After that she took a tire iron and carefully put pink lotion on Cindy's hyper eyelashes. Next she took off white wine and applied it on Cindy's unholy lips with a toilet scrubber.

After makeup, it was time for hair! Blair undid Cindy's wet braids, washed her hair with Countess Calvet toothpaste, and dried it in the electric cheese grater. Then she dyed Cindy's hair blue, and, using a frisbee, styled it into a mullet!

Meanwhile, Blair had gotten Tootie to make Cindy a beekeeper suit, using the blender. It was turquoise all over, and covered with flashlights---Cindy was completely made over!

Blair showed Cindy off all over the regpugnant campus. Cindy strutted around like a monkey, and Nancy got jealous when Roger thought Cindy looked like a hot boll weevil! Word about Cindy reached New York City in 7 days, and fashion photographer Jonathan Dutton got word of her. When he saw Cindy, he drove down, took photos of Cindy in the Eastland cafeteria, and put her on the cover of Architectural Digest!

Move over Valerie Bertinelli, make room for Cindy Webster!

LOL Thats some makeover Cindy got there...

LOL Thats some makeover Cindy got there...

I'll say! :lol:

I hate the thought of Cindy's hair being "dried" in a cheese grater, and then styled into a mullet using a frisbee, but what an outfit! A turquoise beekeeper's suit covered in flashlights! That is not just avant-garde, that is tres magnifique!

:lol:

I'll say! :lol:

I hate the thought of Cindy's hair being "dried" in a cheese grater, and then styled into a mullet using a frisbee, but what an outfit! A turquoise beekeeper's suit covered in flashlights! That is not just avant-garde, that is tres magnifique!

:lol:

Molly would say the same

"Cindy's Makeover"

Blair just got 315,234 cases of new Countess Calvet Cosmetics in, and targeted her next spongy makeover: Cindy!

Cindy resisted being made over by weasel-like Blair, but Blair promised Cindy she would make her look like a hair brush! She told Cindy that with this loyal makeover, she would drive the boys contrite!

Cindy was joyful about this, but her best friend Sue Ann encouraged her to do it. She said "You'll be the envy of every yak in Kansas City, Kansas!"

First, Blair put magenta peanut butter all over Cindy's oily cheeks with a zamboni. Then she brushed puce tar on Cindy's sweet eyelids using a ballpoint pen. After that she took a tire iron and carefully put pink lotion on Cindy's hyper eyelashes. Next she took off white wine and applied it on Cindy's unholy lips with a toilet scrubber.

After makeup, it was time for hair! Blair undid Cindy's wet braids, washed her hair with Countess Calvet toothpaste, and dried it in the electric cheese grater. Then she dyed Cindy's hair blue, and, using a frisbee, styled it into a mullet!

Meanwhile, Blair had gotten Tootie to make Cindy a beekeeper suit, using the blender. It was turquoise all over, and covered with flashlights---Cindy was completely made over!

Blair showed Cindy off all over the regpugnant campus. Cindy strutted around like a monkey, and Nancy got jealous when Roger thought Cindy looked like a hot boll weevil! Word about Cindy reached New York City in 7 days, and fashion photographer Jonathan Dutton got word of her. When he saw Cindy, he drove down, took photos of Cindy in the Eastland cafeteria, and put her on the cover of Architectural Digest!

Move over Valerie Bertinelli, make room for Cindy Webster!

Hey, I'm a good storyteller. Umm, I mean '80sSitcoms is a good storyteller :wave:

Seriously, good job. I've tried to write those a time or two, and found it not easy.


Some favorite lines here:

weasel-like Blair

"You'll be the envy of every yak in Kansas City, Kansas!"

Blair put magenta peanut butter all over Cindy's oily cheeks with a zamboni.

Next she took off white wine and applied it on Cindy's unholy lips with a toilet scrubber

mmm, something more specific than simply "school". Any place on the campus.




Oh, I see what you did there---I'm sorry, I didn't mean both, I meant that as a "one or the other", sorry; a female celebrity, or a female historical figure (in other words, a well-known female, lol). So I'll use Valerie unless you want someone else.

Mikaela, I can do another one just for you sometime if you like. :)

Please do '80sSitcoms. :)

Some favorite lines here:

weasel-like Blair

"You'll be the envy of every yak in Kansas City, Kansas!"

Blair put magenta peanut butter all over Cindy's oily cheeks with a zamboni.

Next she took off white wine and applied it on Cindy's unholy lips with a toilet scrubber

I keep cracking up that Nancy got jealous because Roger "thought Cindy looked like a hot boll weevil!" :lol:


Please do '80sSitcoms. :)

Will do!

I keep cracking up that Nancy got jealous because Roger "thought Cindy looked like a hot boll weevil!" :lol:




Will do!

Thank you!

Word list needed!

1 - adj
2 - number
3 - number
4 - adj
5 - container
6 - adj
7 - emotion
8 - food
9 - material
10 - adj
11 - object
12 - emotion
13 - food
14 - food
15 - object
16 - food
17 - beverage
18 - something to sit on
19 - color
20 - a statement
21 - adverb
22 - emotion
23 - number
24 - adj
25 - emotional adverb
26 - noun
27 - emotional adverb
28 - noun
29 - emotional adverb
30 - noun
31 - emotional adverb
32 - noun
33 - emotional adverb
34 - noun
35 - emotional adverb
36 - noun
37 - emotional adverb
38 - noun
39 - emotional adverb
40 - noun
41 - adj
42 - adj
43 - living thing
44 - adj
45 - object
46 - object
47 - living thing
48 - object
49 - a statement
50 - adj

1 - adj - jock-like
2 - number - 8
3 - number - 7
4 - adj - frizzy
5 - container - cheese dip jar
6 - adj - green
7 - emotion - frustrated
8 - food - pumpkin pie
9 - material - leather
10 - adj - runny
11 - object - turkey baster
12 - emotion - happy
13 - food - corn
14 - food - Junior Mints
15 - object - saw
16 - food - cranberry sauce
17 - beverage - beer
18 - something to sit on - tuffet
19 - color - maroon
20 - a statement - "Goodbye, Natalie, Hello, Hot Lips!"
21 - adverb - slowly
22 - emotion - hungry
23 - number - 31
24 - adj - creepy
25 - emotional adverb - carefully
26 - noun - bus boy
27 - emotional adverb - nicely
28 - noun - turkey baster
29 - emotional adverb - shyly
30 - noun - rabbit
31 - emotional adverb - kindly
32 - noun - tray
33 - emotional adverb - carefully
34 - noun - frog
35 - emotional adverb - nicely
36 - noun - dress
37 - emotional adverb - shyly
38 - noun - turkey baster
39 - emotional adverb - kindly
40 - noun - hair
41 - adj - oafish
42 - adj - wry
43 - living thing - squirrel
44 - adj - snobby
45 - object - popcorn maker
46 - object - frying pan
47 - living thing - Leon
48 - object - turkey baster
49 - a statement - "Who could pass you on the right? You're built like a school bus!"
50 - adj - tough

49 - a statement - "Who could pass you on the right? You're built like a school bus!"


:lol::lol::lol:

:turkey: Thanksgiving at the Dorm :turkey:

It's Thanksgiving Day, and boy, did Mrs. Garrett have a jock-like dinner planned!

Mrs. Garrett had spent 8 days in the tiny dorm kitchen preparing her first Thanksgiving on campus. And all the girls in the dorm would be there, because a blizzard of 7 feet of snow kept everyone stuck inside! In fact, she had her girls help her out with the many different frizzy dishes!

Sue Ann got a turkey all the way back from Kansas City, Kansas---it even arrived in a cheese dip jar!

Cindy was responsible for Mrs. Garrett's green cheese dip!

Molly frustratedly boycotted eating turkey, so she made a vegetarian pumpkin pie!

Nancy's job was to get the cornucopia made of leather for the table and fill it up. But all she could think about was runny Roger, so she ended up stuffing the horn of plenty full of turkey basters!

Natalie happily made stuffing with corn and Junior Mints, while Tootie decided to be cute and put saws on all the yams!

And Blair made her perfect signature Thanksgiving dessert again: pumpkin cranberry sauce!

Even Nina was there! She provided the drink for everyone: cranberry beer!

When everything was ready, all the girls sat down on tuffets at the table. Mrs. Garrett came in with the Kansas City, Kansas turkey, which looked golden-maroon, and everyone "ooo"ed and "ahhh"ed and said "Goodbye Natalie, hello Hot Lips!"

As she sat down, Mrs. Garrett slowly noticed that Cindy forgot to bring in the cheese dip! Mrs. Garrett made her get up and go get it, and boy, was Cindy hungry!

When Cindy finally got back with the cheese dip after 31 minutes, Mrs. Garrett led a round of creepy thankfulness:

Mrs. Garrett carefully said she was thankful for bus boys.

Sue Ann nicely said she was thankful for turkey basters.

Cindy shyly said she was thankful for rabbits.

Molly kindly said she was thankful for trays.

Nancy carefully said she was thankful for frogs.

Natalie and Tootie nicely said they were both thankful for dresses.

Blair shyly said she was thankful for turkey basters.

And Nina kindly said she was thankful for hair.

Everyone had an oafish dinner, and afterward, Mrs. Garrett said, "Alright girls, let's have some wry entertainment!" And she ordered Nancy and Molly to get to the piano! Nancy pounded away on the piano like a squirrel, and Molly strummed her guitar and belted out tunes in her snobby voice, warbling out the classic Thanksgiving songs "Over the Popcorn Maker and through the Frying Pan", and "Come, Ye Thankful Leon, Come", and "Jingle Turkey Basters", which Molly surprised everyone with by revealing it was originally written, not for Christmas, but for Thanksgiving!

After the floor show, everyone applauded and said "Who could pass you on the right?? You're built like a school bus!", and then it was time to clean up after dinner.

What a tough Thanksgiving it was at Eastland!

:turkey:

LMAO! That was great. You're right, it was definitely a creepy round of thankfulness...

LMAO! That was great. You're right, it was definitely a creepy round of thankfulness...

Haha, yeah...almost as creepy as Retro's fixation with turkey basters! :p

Haha, yeah...almost as creepy as Retro's fixation with turkey basters! :p

Wasn't gonna say anything :lol:

Wasn't gonna say anything :lol:

I was wondering if was getting tired---I don't think I'd ever seen him repeat words before! lol

And way to go Molly for managing to prepare a vegetarian pumpkin pie! :lol:

:rofl:

"Cindy was responsible for Mrs. Garrett's green cheese dip!" Yeah, she's responsible because she kept forgetting to bring it out to the Common Room! It turned green during the delay! :lol:

The vegetarian pumpkin pie must have been pretty special!

And guys, you just can't have too many turkey basters at Thanksgiving. It's Turkey Day, after all!

Retro, I thought for sure you would comment on the fact that Nina was there! :lol:

Retro, I thought for sure you would comment on the fact that Nina was there! :lol:


Only Nancy is allowed to mention Nina! ;)

Hahaha! That is the legacy! :lol:

Word list needed before midnight! :lol:


adj
adj
something edible
adj
something edible
something edible
color
something edible
something edible
something edible
hairdo
liquid
liquid
1 of our 7 girls
another 1 of our 7 girls
Peekskill locale (off campus)
a number
type of material
type of material
adj
adj
a type of attitude
adj
adj
adj
an object
spreadable substance
a type of career
a non-mainstream sport
a number
a person not known for humor
living thing
an object
a non-mainstream musical instrument
a periodical or publication
an emotion
living thing
a number
a body part
adj

Ohhh a New Years mad lib?

adj- Big
adj- Fat
something edible- Quiche
adj- Stunning
something edible- Strudel
something edible- Cheese puffs
color- Blue
something edible- A loose moose
something edible- hot dogs
something edible- cookies
hairdo- Bowl cut
liquid- water
liquid- egg nog
1 of our 7 girls- Sue Ann
another 1 of our 7 girls- Natalie
Peekskill locale (off campus)- The Chug a lug
a number- 12
type of material- cardboard
type of material- polyester
adj- cold
adj- sterile
a type of attitude- gloomy
adj- sappy
adj- dirty
adj- old
an object- wooden statue
spreadable substance- peanut butter
a type of career- Baker
a non-mainstream sport- Cricket
a number- 29
a person not known for humor- Shakespeare
living thing- spider
an object- grandfather clock
a non-mainstream musical instrument- ukulele
a periodical or publication- Play boy
an emotion- distraught
living thing- ficus
a number- 4
a body part- arm
adj- sturdy

Ohhh a New Years mad lib?

Oh wow, no foolin' Lorsie! :lol:

New Year's Eve 1979

It's New Year's Eve at the dorm!

Mrs. Garrett was all big because they were going to have a New Year's Eve party at the dorm tonight---and boy, was it gonna be fat!

Mrs. Garrett was going to make quiches for the party, and all her stunning girls were going to help. Nancy was bringing strudel. Sue Ann was bringing cheese puffs all the way from Kansas City, Kansas! Cindy was to bring the blue cheese dip. Natalie was going to bring her grandmother's loose moose, Tootie was bringing hot dogs, and even Blair was getting into the act, proudly preparing her special, famous cookies!

Miss Mahoney got her hair specially styled in a bowl cut for the event, and she was bringing the drinks--- non-alcoholic water, and egg nog cocktails she called "nogtails"!

Mrs. Garrett put Sue Ann and Natalie in charge of the party hats. They went to The Chug-A-Lug and bought 12 hats made out of cardboard and polyester!

The party that New Year's Eve was cold! Everyone ate the sterile food and got gloomy when drinking Miss Mahoney's sappy drinks!

When it was close to midnight, Mrs. Garrett said, "Alright, girls. It's almost the New Year! Time to make our dirty New Year's resolutions! Nancy, you start!"

Nancy said her old resolution was to spend less time on the phone with Roger, and instead talk to him more on a wooden statue!

Blair said she would spend more time on herself, especially looking in her mirror to put more moisturizing peanut butter on her face!

Sue Ann said she was gonna ace her agricultural classes and be the best baker of anyone from Kansas City, Kansas!

Cindy said she was going to discipline herself more in cricket, and grow her braids out to 29 feet long!

Natalie said she wanted to be the best comic and make people laugh more than Shakespeare!

Molly said she was going to fight for spider rights, get rid of grandfather clocks all across America, and learn to play the ukulele!

Tootie said she was going to get the best gossip around and sell it to Playboy!

Even Miss Mahoney got in on the distraughtness! She said her New Year's resolution was to stop spending so much time with her rabbits, and start dating more ficus!

At midnight, all the girls raised their glasses and made a toast, but Miss Mahoney was tipsy, having had had 4 non-alcoholic waters and "nogtails". She opened the front door and Chestnut was right there---he gave her a New Year's kiss right on the arm! And everyone laughed as the sturdy grandfather clock struck midnight!

Happy New Year, Eastland!

Oh wow, no foolin' Lorsie! :lol:
Nope ;)

Mrs. Garrett was all big because they were going to have a New Year's Eve party at the dorm tonight---and boy, was it gonna be fat!
Oh shoulda been "phat" ;)

Mrs. Garrett was going to make quiches for the party, and all her stunning girls were going to help. Nancy was bringing strudel. Sue Ann was bringing cheese puffs all the way from Kansas City, Kansas! Cindy was to bring the blue cheese dip.

Haha these work pretty well

Miss Mahoney got her hair specially styled in a bowl cut for the event!
:eek:

Mrs. Garrett put Sue Ann and Natalie in charge of the party hats. They went to The Chug-A-Lug and bought 12 hats made out of cardboard and polyester!
I hope Nat wasn't arrested again....


The party that New Year's Eve was cold! Everyone ate the sterile food and got gloomy when drinking Miss Mahoney's sappy drinks!
Ahh Mahoney had to bring the mood down....


Nancy said her old resolution was to spend less time on the phone with Roger, and instead talk to him more on a wooden statue!
Well he does have the personality of one....


Cindy said she was going to discipline herself more in cricket, and grow her braids out to 29 feet long!
Oh wow, she better be careful or she may trip.

Molly said she was going to fight for spider rights, get rid of grandfather clocks all across America, and learn to play the ukulele!

Those oppressive clocks have to go! GrandMOTHER clocks for all!!!!

Even Miss Mahoney got in on the distraughtness! She said her New Year's resolution was to stop spending so much time with her rabbits, and start dating more ficus!
Oh Mahoney :lol:

Oh shoulda been "phat" ;)

Hahaha! :lol:


Haha these work pretty well

Well, yeah, except, you don't want blue cheese dip! "Blue cheese" dip maybe, but not "blue" cheese dip! :eek: :lol:

But then again, the point of these is to not make them work pretty well, lol---it's fun to get outrageous! :D (see a "food" sometime? Go wild and try "duck a l'orange" or something! lol!)


Ahh Mahoney had to bring the mood down....

Haha, yeah like she does by being a wet blanket on gambling in TRoMG, lol.


Well he does have the personality of one....

:rofl:


Oh wow, she better be careful or she may trip.

Cindy-punzel! :lol:


Those oppressive clocks have to go! GrandMOTHER clocks for all!!!!

Ahhhhh,hahaha! :rotflmao:

Or at least grandparent clocks, gender neutrality! :lol:

Well, yeah, except, you don't want blue cheese dip! "Blue cheese" dip maybe, but not "blue" cheese dip! :eek: :lol:

B
I think you mean, "Bleu cheese" ;)

I think you mean, "Bleu cheese" ;)

Well, yeah, but that's what I thought you thought I thought you meant, but -- :crazy: :lol:

Well, yeah, but that's what I thought you thought I thought you meant, but -- :crazy: :lol:

:crazy::lol:

I need a word list! :)

1. A concept
2. adjective
3. noun
4. adjective
5. a food
6. plural noun
7. a material
8. color
9. color
10. color
11. a store
12. plural noun
13. adjective
14. two kinds of games
15. two celebrities before 1980
16. a song
17. adj
18. another food
19. a liquid
20. a househould chore
21. adj
22. a nationality
23. adj
24. another song
25. adj
26. a physical action
27. another concept
28. adj
29. phrase
30. adj
31. plural noun

I need a word list! :)

1. A concept - adoption
2. adjective - sporty
3. noun - guitar
4. adjective - prim
5. a food - mystery meat
6. plural noun - globes
7. a material - lace
8. color - maroon
9. color - blue
10. color - yellow
11. a store - Bergdorf's
12. plural noun - poems
13. adjective - snobby
14. two kinds of games - Monopoly, Ouija
15. two celebrities before 1980 - Baryshnikov, Zsa Zsa Gabor
16. a song - Frere Jacques
17. adj - jock-like
18. another food - Chinese food
19. a liquid - cheese dip
20. a househould chore - polishing silverware
21. adj - cheerful
22. a nationality - Russian
23. adj - feminist
24. another song - Donna Summers' "She Works Hard for the Money"
25. adj - wealthy
26. a physical action - running
27. another concept - dieting
28. adj - kooky
29. phrase - "We are in trouuubllle..."
30. adj - academic
31. plural noun - cinnamon buns

At Eastland's brief summer session it was the 4th of July, otherwise known as America's Adoption Day. Mrs. Garrett and the girls were getting the dorm ready for a sporty celebration!

"Okay girls, let's make this place a real guitar!" Mrs. Garrett crowed to all seven of her prim girls.

Sue Ann put up decorations of mystery meat and globes from Kansas City, Kansas.

Blair wore a patriotic dress made of lace that was maroon, blue, and yellow that she bought at Bergdorf's, using poems as currency. She looked so snobby!

Cindy led the girls in patriotic games of Monopoly and Ouija.

Natalie did imitations of Baryshnikov and Zsa Zsa Gabor while Tootie roller skated to Frere Jacques as Molly played the song on her jock-like guitar.

The cook baked Chinese food for the celebration and everyone toasted America with glasses of cheese dip.

Nancy was able to participate after she finished polishing silverware. She couldn't help get the cheerful festivities ready because she was considered "All-Russian" instead of "All-American".

After it was dark Mr. Bradley shot off feminist fireworks while Mrs. Garrett sang "She Works Hard for the Money" in her wealthy voice and Miss Mahoney ran around dressed up like the Statue of Dieting!

It was such a kooky celebration of Americana! After the fireworks, Mrs. Garrett said "We are in trouuubllle..." to all of her academic girls and they all went to bed and dreamt about cinnamon buns.

Happy 4th of July everyone!

patriot:

(except Felice)

(you even stylized it "Chinese food", just like the silly way Mr. Bradley says it! :rofl:)

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I don't know what's funnier... when the mad lib is badly off, or when it fits perfectly! Blair's a snob and Nancy is All-Russian! :lol:

(you even stylized it "Chinese food", just like the silly way Mr. Bradley says it! :rofl:)

I knew you'd get the reference! :lol:

At Eastland's brief summer session it was the 4th of July, otherwise known as America's Adoption Day. Mrs. Garrett and the girls were getting the dorm ready for a sporty celebration!

"Okay girls, let's make this place a real guitar!" Mrs. Garrett crowed to all seven of her prim girls.

Sue Ann put up decorations of mystery meat and globes from Kansas City, Kansas.

Blair wore a patriotic dress made of lace that was maroon, blue, and yellow that she bought at Bergdorf's, using poems as currency. She looked so snobby!

Cindy led the girls in patriotic games of Monopoly and Ouija.

Natalie did imitations of Baryshnikov and Zsa Zsa Gabor while Tootie roller skated to Frere Jacques as Molly played the song on her jock-like guitar.

The cook baked Chinese food for the celebration and everyone toasted America with glasses of cheese dip.

Nancy was able to participate after she finished polishing silverware. She couldn't help get the cheerful festivities ready because she was considered "All-Russian" instead of "All-American".

After it was dark Mr. Bradley shot off feminist fireworks while Mrs. Garrett sang "She Works Hard for the Money" in her wealthy voice and Miss Mahoney ran around dressed up like the Statue of Dieting!

It was such a kooky celebration of Americana! After the fireworks, Mrs. Garrett said "We are in trouuubllle..." to all of her academic girls and they all went to bed and dreamt about cinnamon buns.

Happy 4th of July everyone!

patriot:

(except Felice)



That was fantastic 80s!:happyface:happyface

I especially like the NANCY being an All Russian (instead of All American) and MRS G singing to 'She works hard for the money' from Donna Summer hee hee!

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Wow nice thread bump! These were fun haha

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I don't know what's funnier... when the mad lib is badly off, or when it fits perfectly! Blair's a snob and Nancy is All-Russian! :lol:

Yeah, sometimes they turn out eerily fitting!

But I do love when they get outrageous too. For Blair's dress material I was hoping someone would say "wood" or "burlap"! :lol:



I knew you'd get the reference!

Yes, it really did make me "lol!" :lol:

That was fantastic 80s!:happyface:happyface

I especially like the NANCY being an All Russian (instead of All American) and MRS G singing to 'She works hard for the money' from Donna Summer hee hee!

Yes, I was glad Retro chose that song because it's so funny picturing Mrs. Garrett bopping around singing that while Mr. Bradley is shooting off "feminist fireworks"! :lol:

Wow nice thread bump! These were fun haha

"were" fun?? They still are! :lol: ;) :p

Yes, I was glad Retro chose that song because it's so funny picturing Mrs. Garrett bopping around singing that while Mr. Bradley is shooting off "feminist fireworks"! :lol:


I absolutely adore all the DONNA SUMMER hits, but my very favourite one would be 'This time i know it's for real!' (very late pop 80 s) and
'I feel love' (very disco 70 s)!

But, 'She works hard for the money' is very much what our busy bee MRS G would sing ha ha!

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

But, 'She works hard for the money' is very much what our busy bee MRS G would sing ha ha!

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

Yes, and definitely a song that we all know!

"were" fun?? They still are! :lol: ;) :p

Haha yes. But I didn’t participate this time

New list!

1. Adjective
2. Adjective
3. Adjective
4. Food
5. Food
6. Drink
7. Adjective
8. Material
9. Material
10. Material
11. Noun
12. Adverb
13. Noun
14. Noun
15. Adjective
16. Adjective
17. Adjective
18. Adverb
19. A verbal expression
20. Vehicle
21. Adverb
22. Number
23. A clock time
24. Adjective
25. Something spreadable
26. Material
27. Game
28. Plural noun
29. Noun
30. A song
31. An ocean animal
32. Verb
33. Musical style
34. Adjective
35. Number
36. Material
37. Number
38. Song
39. Adjective
40. Adjective

1. Big
2. Angry
3. Rude
4. Chinese FOOD
5. Pepper
6. Root beer
7. Timeless
8. Felt
9. Silk
10. Fur
11. Phone
12. Below
13. School
14. Racetrack
15. Graceful
16. Tense
17. Jolly
18. Quickly
19. A loose moose
20. Honda
21. Messy
22. 10
23. 6:30
24. Clumsy
25. Peanut butter
26. Material
27. Ouija
28. Abstracts
29. Roller skates
30. Stop in the name of love
31. Whale
32. Listen
33. Jazz
34. Tiny
35. 12
36. Material
37. 30
38. My boyfriend’s back
39. Silly
40. Scary

1. Adjective - wealthy
2. Adjective - wry
3. Adjective - sassy
4. Food - rice pudding
5. Food - pizza
6. Drink - a brew
7. Adjective - feminist
8. Material - lace
9. Material - silk
10. Material - burlap
11. Noun - marijuana
12. Adverb - musically
13. Noun - lobster
14. Noun - cake
15. Adjective - phone-hogging
16. Adjective - cheerleader-like
17. Adjective - sports-crazy
18. Adverb - willowy
19. A verbal expression "What choo talkin' bout?"
20. Vehicle - Steve's van
21. Adverb - wistfully
22. Number - seven
23. A clock time - 11:50 (PM)
24. Adjective - rock-loving
25. Something spreadable - gossip
26. Material - burlap
27. Game - Monopoly
28. Plural noun - girls
29. Noun - basement
30. A song - "Frere Jacques"
31. An ocean animal - seahorse
32. Verb - skinny-dip
33. Musical style - Jazz
34. Adjective - sporty
35. Number - ten, twelve
36. Material - polyester
37. Number - 123
38. Song - "Fathers can't be trusted"
39. Adjective - sexy
40. Adjective - clever

Okay Cindy and Sue Ann, this is why we need someone to post that they're calling it. :lol: ;)

Okay Cindy and Sue Ann, this is why we need someone to post that they're calling it. :lol: ;)

Just flip a coin. "You'll either get a thoroughbred or a Clydesdale." :lol:

(Only kidding. Lorimar crossed the finish line first.)

Lorimar Version:

It was summertime, and Mrs. Garrett and her big girls were getting ready to go to the angry beach!

Mrs. Garrett packed up a rude picnic basket filled with Chinese food, pepper, and root beer for a timeless meal on the beach. Blair donned her designer swimsuit made of felt from Bloomingdales. Sue Ann got her suit from Kansas City, Kansas made from silk. Natalie and Tootie got their pails and shovels made out of fur.

Nancy called Roger on the phone to see if he could belowly meet her there. Cindy packed a school and a racetrack for a graceful game of beach volleyball, and Molly brought along her tense guitar for a jolly beach singalong.

"Okay, gang!" Mrs. Garrett yelled quickly. "A loose moose!" she hollered, as they all piled into Miss Mahoney's Honda. Mrs. Garrett drove messily to the beach. It was 10 miles away. "Here it is, girls!" Mrs. Garrett said when they got there at 6:30. "Clumsy Beach!"

Blair rubbed peanut butter all over herself and laid out on a towel of polyester in the warm sun.

Cindy and Sue Ann played a beach game of sand Ouija.

Natalie collected sea abstracts on the beach while Tootie built a sand roller skate.

Molly sat on the shore and sang "Stop! In the Name of Love" to the whales while listening on her guitar.

Nancy swam out into the ocean jazz style when they arrived, but got swept away by a tiny wave and didn't make it back until it was time to go home.

After their beach lunch of Chinese food, pepper, and root beer, Cindy led the beach volleyball game where Mrs. Garrett spiked the ball over the wool net 30 times! She ran around the beach singing "My Boyfriend's Back" in silly triumph!

What a scary day at Clumsy Beach!

Retro Version:

It was summertime, and Mrs. Garrett and her wealthy girls were getting ready to go to the wry beach!

Mrs. Garrett packed up a sassy picnic basket filled with rice pudding, pizza, and brews for a feminist meal on the beach. Blair donned her designer swimsuit made of lace from Bloomingdales. Sue Ann got hers from Kansas City, Kansas made of silk. Natalie and Tootie got their pails and shovels made out of burlap.

Nancy called Roger on the marijuana to see if he could musically meet her there. Cindy packed a lobster and a cake for a phone-hogging game of beach volleyball, and Molly brought along her cheerleader-like guitar for a sports-crazy beach singalong.

"Okay, gang!" Mrs. Garrett yelled willowy. "What choo talkin' 'bout?!" she hollered, as they all piled into Miss Mahoney's Steve's van. Mrs. Garrett drove wistfully to the beach. It was 7 miles away. "Here it is, girls!" Mrs. Garrett said when they got there at 11:50 p.m. "Rock-Loving Beach!"

Blair rubbed gossip all over herself and laid out on a towel of burlap in the warm sun.

Cindy and Sue Ann played a beach game of sand Monopoly.

Natalie collected sea girls on the beach while Tootie built a sand basement.

Molly sat on the shore and sang "Frere Jacques" to the seahorses while skinnydipping on her guitar.

Nancy swam out into the ocean jazz style when they arrived, but got swept away by a sporty wave and didn't make it back until it was time to go home.

After their beach lunch of rice pudding, pizza, and brews, Cindy led the beach volleyball game where Mrs. Garrett spiked the ball over the polyester net 123 times! She ran around the beach singing "Fathers Can't Be Trusted" in sexy triumph!

What a clever day at Rock-Loving Beach!

Since half the fun of Mad Libs is they can be used again and again, I posted both versions! :D

Hahaha! That was great Eightsy!

Nancy called Roger on the phone

Tootie built a sand roller skate.



:lol::lol::lol::lol: Lorimar, you got two exactly right!

And you both picked silk for Sue Ann's swimsuit and jazz for Nancy's swimming! :lol:

And you both picked silk for Sue Ann's swimsuit and jazz for Nancy's swimming! :lol:

Yeah, and I hadn't seen Lorimar's answers when I posted mine. I didn't even know he was replying as well, when I started my reply. I think that post may be Lorimar's longest post of all time!

I thought it might be his longest too, but then I see in post #2 here he submitted over 50 responses! So that may be his SitcomsOnline magnum opus! :lol:

I thought it might be his longest too, but then I see in post #2 here he submitted over 50 responses! So that may be his SitcomsOnline magnum opus! :lol:

Oh wow! :lol:

I thought it might be his longest too, but then I see in post #2 here he submitted over 50 responses! So that may be his SitcomsOnline magnum opus! :lol:

:lol: