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MA
09-30-2018, 12:00 PM
[the class has decided to leave a time capsule to be remembered by]
African Student: Excuse me, please, but what is a time capsule?
Kim Reese: A time capsule is when people bury something that's important to them and then dig them up later.

AMackII
11-02-2018, 07:23 PM
Dwayne Cleophus Wayne:
Will you?

Shazza Zulu:
Blessed are those who ask the questions, brother!

Dwayne Cleophus Wayne:
Whitley, I love you, and if you'll have me, I want you to be my wife!

Byron Douglas III:
What the HELL are you doing?

Dwayne Cleophus Wayne:
I'm sorry, Byron, I LOVE HER!

Ronald 'Ron' Johnson:
[Ron is fighting off security guards that are trying to stop Dwayne from disrupting the wedding] Let him go, man!

Dwayne Cleophus Wayne:
Will you have me, Dwayne, as your lawfully wedded husband, from this day forth, to have and to hold, for richer or poorer... PLEASE, BABY, PLEASE!

Whitley Gilbert:
I do!

MA
11-02-2018, 07:42 PM
Julian Day: [Whitley and Julian are breaking up in an Italian restaurant] Waiter, check please.

Whitley Marion Gilbert Wayne: Yes, la cuenta and *fast*!

Julian Day: It's "il conto".

Whitley Marion Gilbert Wayne: Oh, cuenta, conto, Kunta Kinte, just get the ding-dang check!