Walt: Three juice boxes for six kids? It's gonna be like Lord of the Flies out there.

(First lines of the series.)
Claudia: (o.s.)"What was that?"
Jimmy: "Nothing, Mom!"

Henry: Dad said we couldn't get a cable box, they're too expensive.
Eddie: Your dad and I live in two different worlds.
Jimmy: Uncle Eddie, it's stolen isn't it?
Eddie: 'Stolen' would be a word from your dad's world.

Claudia: "Yeah, well, I don't want to wear a dress that makes makes my ass look like a wedding present."

Eddie: "Cool effect."
Drummer: "What effect?"

Walt: (to Sean)"It's nice to be able to be able to be an influence on a young man's life."

Claudia: (to Sean)"Can you believe that we're old enough to be chaperones?"

Lily: "Grandpa, do you have an incinerator down at the dump?"

Claudia: "Popcorn and sticky floors that aren't ours."

Walter: "Oh, sure. Make fun of the hypoglycemic."

Lily: "I don't need to practice; it's all the truth."

Brad: "...I'm stag. I'm bachelor style. It gives me a chance to check out the merchandise."

Walter: "There are laws, Eddie."

Sean: Why are you answering questions with questions?
Eddie: Why does that concern you?