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MA
08-27-2018, 06:32 AM
We get to do work worth doing, alongside people we love.

- Leslie

TMC
12-16-2023, 01:42 AM
Nick Offerman's New Movie Pays Off A Dark Parks & Recreation Quote, 15 Years Later (https://screenrant.com/nick-offerman-civil-war-parks-recreation-government-quote/)

Nick Offerman's role in Alex Garland's Civil War is paying off a Ron Swanson quote from Parks & Rec season 1, but with a very dark twist.

TMC
03-17-2024, 12:26 AM
The 10 Best 'Parks and Rec' Quotes, Ranked (https://collider.com/parks-and-rec-quotes-ranked/)

'Parks and Rec' is known for its hilariously memorable quotes.

MA
08-07-2025, 09:00 AM
"We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third". - Leslie Knope

TMC
09-27-2025, 08:35 PM
14 Years Later, Ron Swanson's Greatest Parks & Rec Line Is Still 1 of the Funniest Quotes in Sitcom History (https://www.cbr.com/ron-swanson-parks-and-rec-funniest-quotes/)

Ron Swanson may be the most beloved Parks and Recreation character, and it could all be encapsulated in one hilarious and iconic line.

MA
09-28-2025, 09:14 AM
Ron Swanson:

"It's pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it".

TMC
11-29-2025, 09:02 PM
14 Years Later, Rob Lowe's Greatest Parks & Rec Line Is Still 1 of the Funniest Quotes in Sitcom History (https://www.cbr.com/rob-lowe-parks-recreation-funniest-sitcom-quote-flu-season/)

It only took two words for Rob Lowe to make us die with laughter in this hilarious Parks and Recreation episode.

MA
12-02-2025, 08:02 PM
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life." — Andy

TMC
03-08-2026, 11:24 PM
15 Years Later, Chris Pratt's Greatest Parks & Rec Line Is Still 1 of the Funniest Quotes in Sitcom History (https://www.cbr.com/chris-pratt-parks-and-rec-funniest-quote/)

Parks and Rec has many hilarious characters, but Chris Pratt's Andy Dwyer is the only one to offer one of the funniest moments of improv on TV.

MA
03-10-2026, 08:02 AM
"When they say 2% milk, I don't know what the other 98% is." —Andy