John: "I'd kill for that!"

John: "That's what shrinks and alcohol are for."

John: "I don't know why people wait to Christmas to kill themselves."

Chris: "Since when do you drink so much?
John: "Since Lizzie Borden showed up for Thanksgiving."

Chris: (to Grace)"...first you need to get off your back."

A Becker quote:

A Linda quote:

Linda: What do you have against the New York City Marathon?
Dr. John Becker: The Marathon just gets my hopes up. At first it seems like 20,000 idiots are leaving the city, but then they just make a big loop and come right back.

Margaret: "So someone finally shot you."
Becker: "Yeah, I always thought it would be you, Margaret."
Margaret: "So did I."

Reggie Kostas: Don't you have an ounce of romance in your soul?!
Jake Malinak: What makes you think he even has a soul?!
Dr. John Becker: Oh please, romance is like the cheese in a mousetrap; it's what baits you into position so the metal bar of reality can come snapping down on your neck!
Reggie Kostas: You're just upset because you were unlucky in love.
Dr. John Becker: I was not unlucky in love, I was unlucky in court.

Linda: "What do you have against the New York City Marathon?"

Becker: "The Marathon just gets my hopes up. At first it seems like 20,000 idiots are leaving the city, but then they just make a big loop and come right back."

[Melvin, Vinny's Lawyer asked Margaret a question after she had sworn the truth on the Bible]

Margaret: Was that a real Bible?

[talking to Becker]

Margaret: I'm sorry, John, I have to tell the truth.

Dr. John Becker: [pointing to the jury] You know they can hear you?

Regina "Reggie" Kostas: You're really a miserable human being.
Dr. John Becker: Doesn't mean I'm not right

A Becker & Margaret quote/line:

A Linda quote:

Linda: I had a message for Margaret but I can't find it.

Linda : "Where have you two been? You know I should never be left in charge!"

Dr. John Becker: Since when do you wear glasses?
Linda: I don't.
Dr. John Becker: Then what are those?
Linda: They just look good, they don't do anything.
Dr. John Becker: Yeah, well, you'd be the expert on that

Chris & Becker:

Dr. John Becker: I have to check on Mr. Nielsen. You know, I don't see what the problem is. These numbers aren't that bad.

Becker: "I woke up to the fact that as a healthcare professional, it's insane for me to go on
smoking."
Reggie: "They raise the price of cigarettes again?"
Becker: "Yeah, $4.50 a pack!"

Linda: (whispering) Dr. Becker, do you need any help?
Dr. John Becker: (whispers) No.
Linda: (still whispering) Are you sure?
Dr. John Becker: (whispers) Yes.
Patient: Oh, no. I am going deaf! I can hardly hear either one of you!
Dr. John Becker: That's because we were whispering.
Patient: What don't you want me to know?

Margaret:

Dr. John Becker: I can't believe you don't remember me!

Prof. Fowler: I tell you one thing... you're becoming impossible to forget!

Becker:

Jake Malinak: (first lines) Becker's here!
(three people run out the door as Becker comes in)
Dr. John Becker: What I like about this place is that anytime I walk in, there's always a seat.

Becker to Margaret: As sad as I am, I am still your boss.

Becker: [honking at the car in front] Come on, come on! If you're gonna drive that slow, you shouldn't be on the road!

Margaret: John, it's a hearse. Becker: Just because it's too late for him doesn't mean he has to ruin it for the rest of us.

Reggie: Why don't you get a nicotine patch like the rest of the world.
Becker: I tried one. They're too hard to light.

Jake Malinak: (first lines) Becker's here!
(three people run out the door as Becker comes in)
Dr. John Becker: What I like about this place is that anytime I walk in, there's always a seat.

Becker & Linda:

Reggie: "Don't you have an ounce of romance in your soul?"
Jake: "What makes you even think he has a soul?"

Becker: "I was not unlucky in love. I was unlucky in court."

Linda: "Hey, when she went jogging that night, the hair color saved her life."

Becker: "Margaret, this is a doctor's office. We're not here to help people."

Margaret: "Sounds like you just backed up a couple of steps."

Linda: "I don't know; maybe I'm just terminally incompetent."

Becker: You gotta accept it, Jake; as soon as you get involved with a woman, it's only a matter of time before you're the next contestant on "Guess Why I'm Mad".
Jake: Yeah, that's on right before "All I Do For You And This Is The Thanks I Get".

John:

Becker: You know how it is when you're married; you have those cute little nicknames for each other.

Bob: "Who said Harvard students don't know how to party?"

John: "Why do I waste my time with you people?"

Dr. Emmett Fowler: "Woww, science of the mind. What could be more exciting?"

Jake: "He's got you there, Becker."

John: (to Margaret)"How could you take Gore Vidal's word over mine?"

Reggie: "He doesn't know you, Becker."
John: "I can't believe you fell for that."

Fowler: (to John)"I'll tell you one thing; you're becoming impossible to forget."

John: "...like a cheerleader under the bleachers at homecoming."

Linda: "I will not forget it!"

Linda: "All I'm saying is, I want to be important!"

Bob: Wait a minute, you're with him!? If your self-esteem is that low, maybe you and I should talk!

Linda:

Hector: "Those guys get all the jobs."

(Last lines of the series.)
Chris: "Feel better?"
John: "Yeah. A little."

(First line of the series.)
Jake: "Becker's here."

John: "I'm tellin' ya; Jerry Springer, Jenny Jones, they're broadcasting straight from Hell."

Annette Johnson: You just may go to Heaven whether you like it or not.
Dr. John Becker: Thanks. It's the first time someone suggested I go in that direction.

Reggie & Jake:

Becker: Valentine's Day: the shallowest, greediest exploitation of emotion since my second marriage!

Linda & Margaret:

Jake & Bob:

Becker: Look partner, she's gonna be fine! Why don't you just call your office? Maybe there's someone who missed getting screwed today!
Lawyer: I really resent that!
Becker: Well then my work is done!
Sandra: And you said I wasn't fair to you.
Becker: Oh come on, that don't count, he's a lawyer. I actually look forward to the day we can hunt them!

Bob:

Becker: The only person who ever celebrated this day right was Al Capone.

Becker:

Dr. John Becker: Of all the things we needed around here, another Linda was not one of them.

Bob:

Jake: Don't try sneaking a smoke, cause I already talked to Margaret and Linda. I have eyes everywhere.

Becker:

60 bucks for salad and ice tea...I may never get over this!! (LOL)

**Episode where Becker goes out with Reggie and double dates and Reggie uses Becker's credit card to split the bill...

Becker:

Reggie Kostas: Becker, you know so little about women it's hard to believe you actually came from one!
Dr. John Becker: Hey, that was the best relationship with a woman I ever had! My mother fed me, kept me warm and we didn't have to talk all the time!
Jake Malinak: Revenge is a big part of your life, isn't it?
Dr. John Becker: You kidding me? It's the best part of waking up!

John: "I've been to Disneyland; more kids is not the answer."

Margaret: (to John)"So someone finally shot you."
John: "I always thought it'd be you, Margaret."
Margaret: "So did I."

John: (to Dr. Carson)"You know something? You surgeons are nothing more than glorified mechanics; you don't have the compassion it takes to treat a real person."

Linda: (to Margaret)"You don't have to bite my head off."
Margaret: "Like I need more empty calories."

Linda: "Heyy. You told me Goldie went to live on a farm."

John: "Circle of life, Margaret, circle of life."

John: "A thousand bucks for a hole in the wall."

Jimmy: "Hey, I'm not a scalper, all right? I'm an entertainment consultant."

Linda: "That's tonight, and I'm the angel."

Margaret: "Let's get the dead-beat file."

Jimmy: "I should've sold bootleg T shirts like my mother wanted."

Reggie: "One burger, no flavor, coming up."

Margaret: "Yeah. A few people who really like cake."

Reggie: "Just apologize, Becker, and let's get out of here."

John: "He could be dissecting his thoracic aorta."

John: "Why does everything happen to me?"

Becker: "Linda, Reggie and he's married? How much abuse does one guy need!!"

Bob: Becker, I just had a great idea!
Dr. John Becker: The first one's always exciting, isn't it?

Did Linda take my stapler?

That was an emergency. You try hemming a skirt on the subway.

Dr. John Becker: I bought pancake tickets. I came to a pancake breakfast. If it has yet to occur to you, I want pancakes.