Karen: "The mall is where I spend my day, from pretzel stand to lingerie. The shoes and purses, the choice is hard. Oh heck, put them all on my credit card."

Cody Lambert: Woah! A Canadian penny! Now I can buy bubble gum! That is, if I go to Canadia.

Karen: "If you're accusing me of being irresistible to men, then I stand guilty as charged. It is a burden that only I and a handful of supermodels understand!"

Al Lambert: Who's she?

Mark Foster: Only the hottest chick in the eighth grade.

Al Lambert: Then why on earth would she want to go out with a geek like you?

After coming to Dana's defense again by ramming his foot into the coffee vending machine at the bus station, Cody was like-"Well, I'm warmed up." :D :D :D

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Dana Foster: Lose the Elton John shoes.

Rich Halke: But they're really working for me.

Dana Foster: No they're really, really not.

Jean-Luc: What do you think?

Carol Foster Lambert: I think you look like Barbara Eden from "I Dream Of Jeannie".

Jean-Luc: Well, I think you look like Crissy from "Three's Company"!

Al: "Ohhh, look. It's the Goodyear wimp."

Dana: (to Gina)"You don't know me. We go to the same school, but, I'm in the building without the barbed wire."
Gina: "Hey, good one. You're pretty funny."
Dana: "Thanks."
Gina: "But with a face like that, I guess you'd have to be."

Dana: "What's the difference? Frank's kids eat with their hands anyway."
Al: "Hey! I heard that, hairball."

Cody: "I don't want to overstay my welcome."
Dana: "Ohhh, we don't want to do that."

Karen: "Me? At a country club? Yes, it's finally happened!"

Cody: "They should've never broken up AT&T."

Karen: "Frank, that's wonderful! I've been wanting to enter that pageant ever since I realized I was beautiful!"

Carol: "Oh, I never should've bought her that Brooke Shields doll."

Cody: "Whoa! Gnarly head wound!"

(First line of the series.)
J.T.: "Ohhkay. Corn flakes!, bran flakes, and sugar flakes."

Frank: "I'm proud! Guilty yet proud."

President Lincoln's Ghost: "See, I don't get it. FDR taxes everybody like crazy, they call him a hero. I free the slaves and I get shot in the head."

Frank Lambert: [sitting on the armchair doing a crossword puzzle] A city in Texas, 6 letters?
Carol Foster Lambert: Well, Frank--D-A-L-L-A-S !