What is it and why?

"I kill me!"

"are you going to finish that sandwhich"

"Im in the wind, chow, arividerchi, byebye, and goodnight to mrs. ockmonic, where ever u are"

"The mango farm went under"
"you mean it went out of business?"
"No, it went under (motioning underground)"

"He once said, Im going out west, there foam in them far hills"

"Wheres the blender" "why?" "the cat wont fit in the toaster"

"(after being blown from the kitchen across the living room) guess we'll have to order in"

"(rapping)My name is ALF and Im stuck on earth, i cant get back to my place of birth, im makin the best of a bad situation think of it as an extended designation, yeah! ""Well how do you do, my name is Lynn, im doing some rapping with an alien, hes kinda short, a little bit furry, id rap some more but im in a hurry," "well look here, his name is willy, come rap with us, lets all get silly!" "well id love to ALF but i gotta get ready i just came to tell Lynn that..her mother needed..her.."

~grease fire~
ALF~Grease fire Grease Fire
Kate~ ALF
Willie~ Uh no uh no
ALF~Nevermind the curtains put me out.

~ALf and willie with new garden hose~
Willie~ Go, Go back to the tent
Alf~ It's to dangerous out there, I had to kill a 50 foot water snake with my pocket knife.
Willie~There are no 50 foot water snakes in the back yard
Alf~ I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water. Phs Phs (spit sound)
Willie~That was my new garden hose
Alf~ OH, no wounder it was sucking on the spicket.


These are classics

ALF: Goodmorning, America, how aer ya? Don't you know me, I'm your native son.

Stops

ALF: Willy, what's the rest?

Willie: Be Quiet!

ALF: I wonder how that could of sold. Be Quiet, be quiet!

"2 minutes Luckmiester - then i'll be down on you, like a buzzard on a gutwagon."

I love that one!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"If I were two faced...would I be wearing this one??" Abraham Lincoln 1865

ALF gives willie a canister

Willie~ What is this?

Canister lid pops off

ALF~Oh, thats just nuclear waste from my spaceship. O hey, dont worry! Life on this planet will still exist as long as that little lid doesnt POP off!

Willie stares in awe and gives ALF the canister

ALF~ oh, never mind, these are my crayons!