Hyde: "Looks like Shelley has a thing for Forman."
Fez: "Yes, and Forman has a thing for Shelley. And it's in his pants."

Fez: You don't like me because I'm not from here.

Red: This has nothing to do with you being a foreigner. This is about you taking advantage of my daughter like a sneaky foreigner!

Kelso: "The uniform will keep me looking hot even when I'm old. And plus, I love helping people."
Eric: "No, you love humping people."
Kelso: "Eric, a lot of times humping is helping."

Jackie: "Steven, if you can get me to date you, you can sell anything."

Kelso: "No man can turn down a tramp."
Hyde: "Well, let's find out. Laurie, have you ever been turned down?"
Laurie: "No."

Michael Kelso: I wish there was a way I could give Jackie a thing. That wasn't actually the ring. You know? Like a, a test gift just to see what she would say, and if it went bad I could just walk away... Hey, am I talking in rhyme? I wish I could do that all the time.

Eric: "Isn't the bikini a marvelous invention?"

Give me a break, Forman. I don't have a mommy.

- Hyde

Red: "I don't want The Joy of Sex polluting my house."

Hyde: "That book's for perverts, Red. You should give it to me, so I can sell it to Fez."

Kitty: "...and I don't like to learn new things from books."

Eric: "This is one of those times where I'm kind of glad my stomach's empty."

Kitty: "I want a walk in the park in the kitchen."

Hyde: (to Kelso)"Holy crap, man. Now you're askin' Fez for girl advice?"

Red: (to Kitty)"And no funny stuff after I fall asleep."

Kelso: (to Fez)"Which means that she's going to be super hot in bed, so congradulations on that one."

Eric: Hey dad. You coming back inside?
Red Forman: Eric, I love your grandmother very much. I just can't talk to her or spend any time with her.
Eric: Did I mention that I'm in there rubbing her feet?
Red Forman: Eric, sometimes you got to play through the pain.
Eric: What?
Red Forman: I don't know. Just, get back in there.

Red & Eric quotes:

Rhonda: I may not be popular, but if given the chance, I'll put out something fierce.

Red: "Oh and uh, here's a 20."
Laurie: "Will that cover for gas?"
Kitty: "Oh well, honey, give her another 10 just in case."
Eric: "You know, I could use some gas money."
Red (laughs): "Yeah... and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hops."

Kelso: Hi, I'd like an order of books, please.

A Hyde quote:

Another Hyde quote:

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A Michael Kelso quote:

A Casey Kelso quote/line:

Fez: We've been here for like 2 hours, and we've only moved like two feet.
Michael Kelso: If you think the lines at the DMV are long, you should see the free clinic. Now there's a wait.

Hyde: "...lots of subpar, sleazy chicks."

Eric: (to Fez)"...does that shirt come with its own bicycle pump?"

Leo: "Heyy, Mr. Eric's Dad."

Theo: (to Kitty)"Don't worry, ma'am. Leo is solid....And he's not allowed to touch anything electrical."

Theo: "I looove art."

A Eric & Jackie quote:

Eric: If my dad catches me copping beers he'll kill me.

Hyde: I'm willing to take that risk.

A Red quote:

Eric, I'm now going to show you your future. Next stop - the '80s! ["The Safety Dance" is heard]

Eric: What was that?

The Angel: You'll find out.

A Jackie quote:

Eric: Leo, you sell promise rings?
Leo: Yeah, man. I sell rings and... other stuff.
Eric: Ohh... We'll take two promise rings, and a misdemeanor's worth of the other stuff.

Hyde: (to Kelso)"You call that 'Going where no man has gone before'? That's going where every man has gone before!"

Donna: I love you, Eric.

Eric: I love... cake.

Kelso:

I mean, it’s simple. The woman just needs to be a cook in the kitchen, a maid in the living room, and an acrobat in the bedroom. And I can hire a cook and a maid.
— Jackie Burkhart

Kitty:

Well, I think this whole room is a great example of bad taste.
— Donna Pinciotti

Kitty:

Kelso: But I was just amusing myself, you know? And that's the key to life, right? Never stop amusing yourself.

Fez: Unless it starts to chafe. Then you should take a week off.

Kitty & Fez:

Casey Kelso:

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Kelso: Guess which part of the body I nicknamed "Pink Floyd."
Donna: Shut up!

“Okay, you know what: you forced me to do this. I'm gonna explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry: Haiku.

My heart aches with pain.
When I see you, I vomit.
Die away from me.”
— Steven Hyde

Eric:

"I'm telling you, the government has a car that runs on water, man. They just don’t want us to know, because then we'd buy all the water.”
— Steven Hyde

Leo:

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Kitty:

Red: "He may not be smart, but he has more fun than all of us combined."

Leo

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Donna & Randy:

Jackie:

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Pam:

"Oh, my god. I married the Grinch!.. I'm Mrs. Grinch!!!" -Kitty

Bob:

Red:

“If you can see a future for yourself without me, and that doesn't, like, break your heart, then we're not doing what I thought we're doing here and you know what? Maybe we shouldn't even be together at all!”
— Eric Foreman

Midge:

Donna and Casey:

Hyde:

"Punk Is The Nihilistic Outcry Against The Corporate Rock N' Roll Takeover! It's The Soundtrack To The Revolution, Man!"

Kitty:

“Fez, the foundation of every good relationship is three words: I don't know. Where are you going? I don't know. What are you thinking about? I don't know. Who is that under you? I don't know. You see, it's bulletproof!”
— Michael Kelso

Kitty:

Midge:

Kitty Forman: Eric, honey, could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer? Oh, wait. It's a 20-pounder. Donna, could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer?

Kitty:

Donna & Eric:

“Fez, the foundation of every good relationship is three words: I don't know. Where are you going? I don't know. What are you thinking about? I don't know. Who is that under you? I don't know. You see, it's bulletproof!”
— Michael Kelso

Casey & Donna:

“I mean, it’s simple. The woman just needs to be a cook in the kitchen, a maid in the living room, and an acrobat in the bedroom. And I can hire a cook and a maid.”
— Jackie Burkhart

Kitty:

Casey & Donna:

Jackie Burkhart: Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.

Donna:

“You kids switch partners more than square dancers!”
— Kitty Forman

Midge & Donna:

“I mean, it’s simple. The woman just needs to be a cook in the kitchen, a maid in the living room, and an acrobat in the bedroom. And I can hire a cook and a maid.”
— Jackie Burkhart

Kelso & Jackie:

“Well I was thinking, if a party of 10 would be fun, then a party of 30 would be twice as fun!” ― Kelso

Laurie & Eric:

Red:

“I said good day!” — Fez

Red: "We've decided... not to sell the house; we're gonna stay in Point Place."

Red: "...he's a bartender. Where'd he get transferred to, the jukebox?"

Kitty: "Oh, my God, that's the biggest spider I have ever seen."

Theo:"Actually I ran out of weed and the smoke cleared."

Eric: (to Donna) "God, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?"

Fez: "More masculine, yes?"

Kitty: "Red, I think my contractor's on dope."

Red: (to Theo) "Mrs. Eric's Mother would like you to leave now."

Fez: "...if you find me naked in a room, I'm by myself."

Kitty: "Because you cannot eat a lady's pie and then not let her son into the school."

Eric: "I can't believe I'm back in gym,..."

Casey Kelso: "Well, um, I'm the teacher."

Eric: (to Casey)"I cannot believe that you get to decide whether or not I graduate high school."

Kitty:"Is it hot in here or what?"

Jackie: "Ew! Is he going to the bathroom?"
Donna: "No!"
Both: (together)"Eww!"

Fez: "It makes me nervous when guys like me."

Kelso: "Do not throw the literature!"

Red: "If you can't get someone to do it for you, you do without."

Eric: "I was checking for ticks."

Jackie: "So glad I graduated high school. You know, it is such a relief to finally know everything."

Eric: "A handful of ass is just a perk."

Jackie: "...an important event to mark my entrance into womanhood."
Donna: "Didn't that happen three years ago in the backseat of Kelso's car?"

Red: "And durin' the war, when they were sleepin', that's when I got 'em."

Hyde: "Kelso's, that was the Fonz."
Kelso: "Where do you think they got it from?"

[Fourth of July, sparklers inserted into hot dogs]

Bob: "Sparkler Dogs! God bless America."

Donna: "California people are freaks."

Kitty: "Oh, good God. You kids switch partners more than square dancers."

(First line of the series.)
Hyde: "Eric, it is time."

Eric: "Hey, Grandma, it's time to get you home."

Bernice Forman: "Ohh, he's a good boy. It's just a shame he doesn't have a better home life."

Eric: (to Bernice)"I don't think being nice for a whole
day would kill you."
(Bernice dies and slumps over against Eric.)

Red: "He's a dumb ass."

Red: "Kitty, I've got two stages: anger and drinking."

Eric: "What's gonna help me is, like, drinking."

Red: "You're an emotional too, Marty."

Hyde: "You don't have to die to get to a better place, man."

Laurie: (thinking)"Life is so complicated. You get old
and die. Thank God I'm still young and hot."

Hyde: "And I'm sorry Kelso's an idiot."

Kitty: "Red, it's your problem. I gotta make a pie."

Laurie: "Oh, uh, family moment. I'll leave you three alone."

Kitty: "Nope, no good."
Red: "We need a new table."

Hyde: "This feels good. This feels right."

Fez: Mister Red, always remember: a mother's goodness is carried on forever by her sons.
(Marty starts crying.)
Red: Have you met my sister, Marty?

Fez: "Oooh, hot babe alert."

Hyde: "I agree. Girls are bitches."

Red: "...and it's not to scale."

Hyde: "Look at him try and put it together."

Donna: (to Jackie)"Well, guess what. You fight like a poor girl."

Kelso: "Well, why is that the bright side?"

Red: (to Eric)"Well, what's the news?"
Eric: "You'd better start studying."

Fez: ((to Kelso)"That's true; you have thrown me some uggos."

Donna: (to Kelso)"How the heck did you ever get a girl?"

Fez: (to Danielle)"Oh, you'll meet me in the car and you'll like it."

Fez: "And I think she liked it."

Eric: "...like havin' a giant Barbie to play with."

Jackie: "I am not jealous. I just wanna pop that inflatable bitch and watch her fly across the room."

Red: "Eric would you please go find your grandfather before my head explodes?"

Fez: "Oh, sure. It's always the foreign guy."

Bea Sigurdson: "When I die, get a caterer."

Red: "Eric, put that back. That's your mother's emergency wine."

Kitty: (to Red)"Did you hear that? That is not grieving."

Jackie: "Laverne is so annoying. Why does Shirley putting up with her crap?"
Kelso: "Oh, she has to, they're in love."

Fez: "Nothing beats nuclear bomb."

Jackie: (to Kitty)"Wait, you want Laurie to guard the door? She's never kept a man out in her entire life."

Donna: "There is no answer!"

Laurie: "A lot of the guys that I'm dating were nervous before their weddings, but now they're all happily married."
Kitty: (sarcastically)"You do make a mother proud."

Hyde: "What, car sex isn't good anymore?"
Fez: "I would love car sex... or just sex... or just a car."

Eric: "I want to prom with Big Rhonda?"

Red: (to Kitty)"I told you he'd fall for the first piece of tail that came along."

Angel: "I play loose with the rules. So sue me."

Kelso: "That's what slutty girls do."

Eric: "Kelso, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard."

Donna: "It means that she can have anyone."

Eric: "Tater Nuts makes sense."

Hyde: "Yeah, she'd have to wear panties to wear pink panties."

Vice Principal Cole: "I don't know the codes, but - red sounds serious."

Jackie: "Michael, this is my worst nightmare."

Fez: "Oh, no. I'm going to die a virgin."
Rhonda: "Not if I can help it."

Joanne: "Is it hard to lose, Red? Because you make it look so easy."

Jackie: "Why am I not Snow Queen?"

Donna: "This is the best tornado ever."

Vice Principal Cole: "Kiss my ass, Chicago."

Red: "And you can't put a price on freedom."

Fez: "Oh, my first X rated movie."

Eric: "Oh, wow! Does everybody do that?"

Red: (to Kitty)"I had to tell the neighbors that she was the mayor of Cincinnati."

Eric: "Oh, no. Now I have to act normal."

Red: (to Paula)"You waved the Indy flag?"

Donna: "In what universe is that sexy ?!?"

Donna: "Eric, are you bored with our sex life?"

Hyde: (to Pam)"Have you ever seen the backseat of a Lincoln Continental?"
Pam: "Lots of times."
Hyde: "Would you like to see another one?"
Pam: "Sure."

Kelso: "...I once got kicked off a cheerleader."

"Eric, honey, could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer? Oh, wait. It's a 20-pounder. Donna, could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer?" - Kitty

Kelso: (to Fez)"...you're dressed like a girl, and not a nice girl."

Donna: "Fez, put it away, or take it outside."

Jackie: "Sorry, Eric, that was burn."

Kelso: "It's funny when people get hurt."

Red: "You dumbasses."

Kelso: "There is someone stupider than me."

Hyde: "Maybe she went to the store and forgot where she lives."

Fez: "That's exactly how I like my naked Midges."

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Eric: "Remember how much fun Halloween used to be?"

Jackie: "Michael, I told you I don't like Texans."

Hyde: "Like all movie sluts before her, she must die."

Jackie: (to Kelso)"You are an idiot, and science is stupid."

Hyde: "You ruined my life, Forman."
Jackie: "No offense, but with an alcoholic mom and an absent dad, you were bound to end up up in jail sooner or later."
Eric: (to Kelso)"Man, you had to repeat first grade?"

Jackie: "Donna kissed Hyde last year."

Kelso: "Those files are evil, man."

Hyde: "See you in Hell, permanent records."

(Halloween 1957.)
Kitty: (to Bernice Forman)"Oh, well, speaking of friends, how are your four cats?"

Rod Roddy: "Confused? You won't be after the next episode of, 'That 70s Show'!"

Laurie: "You know, if I cared about this dump at all, that would totally creep me out."

"Eric, honey, could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer? Oh, wait. It's a 20-pounder. Donna, could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer?" - Kitty