Name a person who committed a crime no matter how small. The cops need not to have gotten involved.

I’ll start with the two kids who stole a boat from Friends Lake boathouse. Red Bennett and Fred Thornton.

Next?

Beaver for driving his one lunger in the street.

How about Andy, the alcoholic handy man.Public intoxication!;)

Beaver and Wally, for driving on a public street without a license.

Richard, for breaking a window, and (if we could apply this to those times) for identity theft.

Beaver and Larry, truancy.

Beaver, stealing ("his" tree) and trespassing.

Beaver, a false fire alarm.

Eddie, money laundering (misuse of the financial system--credit card)

Eddie, forgery (report card)

I'd really like to nail Gilbert with something...

In another thread I was reminded of another criminal, petty thief Kenneth Purcell. Mrs. Rayburn must have sent him to reform school, because we never saw him again.

Eddie illegally parking Fred Rutherford's car.

The foreman and his assistant stealing ice cream from Mayfield Dairy.

I'd really like to nail Gilbert with something...

Sneaking into a movie, not paying for a ticket would be considered stealing.

Mayfield isn't as wholesome as I thought.

Didn't Beaver have his new bike stolen?

Thanks, Torgo! Gilbert deserves the pen...

Now, Whitey...aiding and abetting...(Beaver, trespassing on private property (billboard))

Didn't Beaver have his new bike stolen?

Yep! And if Beaver had his way I think that kid would have gotten the death penalty.

Wow you mentioned some that didn’t come to mind. Those guys at a Mayfield Dairy were real criminals. I bet Mr. Worden not only had them fired but prosecuted. Beaver really did steal that tree and trespassed. Love identity theft and Eddie Forgery and money laundering. I thought of how he tampered with a school document but forgery is better. Ward was firm with him but should have banned him from the house for a month. He should have come over to apologize like he did in credit card.

My top pick was that sleazy salesman with unscrupulous tactics selling Beaver huge skates just to make a sale then throwing them back at him. Also Roger Delacey stole $3 from the cookie fund and hope Miss Landers followed through and made an example out of him.

Mayfield was like Peyton Place with Marlene Holmes and Hank serving Wally.

Yeah Hank was the one who should have been nailed. And Marlene...aiding and abetting.

I also remember Beaver was working as a caddy and the golfer told Beaver to put down a wrong score so he could win a large bet. Beaver called him on it and he later lost on purpose to make it right.

Yep. Beaver could have walked into Langley's office and said, "I got the cops with me, to put you in leg irons."

Beaver dancing should be outlawed.

That was some episode. Love how Langley said he got caught up in the moment and made that bet “after a few too many.” Beaver didn’t know what he meant. Something Ward would never do.

Wonder if that drunk who leaves Hank’s drove drunk. How about Mr. Manning who tells the Social Security office he’s 65? Government fraud? (Bachelor at Large)

How about Lumpy trying to extort money from Beaver for his lost watch. Extortion, child abuse, blackmail and maybe even child endangerment. Larry stole $4.80 from his mother’s sewing basket. Was that child abuse when Mrs. M pushed Larry in Larry Hides Out?

Also I want to add animal abuse. When the boys bought Pepe the burro I don't believe anyone took the time to feed him in two days. Then they just left him roaming in the Cleaver yard. Poor burro.

Beaver dancing should be outlawed.
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Child abuse-verbal abuse--Fred Rutherford.

"Daddy, I'm calling child protective services 'cause you're being mean to me. First, I'm goin' upstairs to watch Captain Kangaroo."

Child abuse-verbal abuse--Fred Rutherford.

"Daddy, I'm calling child protective services 'cause you're being mean to me. First, I'm goin' upstairs to watch Captain Kangaroo."
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Eddie and Lumpy - Illegal dumping (The Yard Birds)