Goobers imitations
Howard Morris as the radio announcer
Warrens ha ha
Howard Morris as the TV repairman
Andy trying Barney's hat on. Then Barney says that he doesn't like anybody wearing his hat. He says his mother was also like that. Andy says I remember that about your mother.

Andy and Barney listening to the radio with Leonard blush singing. I believe it was Howard Morris. Andy & Barney having a discussion about the sponsorship of the show that it was the pot of Honey Diner and when a canary stopped accompanying Leonard blush.

Howard's mothers faking illness when he dates.

Aunt bea coming downstairs when a drunk Malcolm meriweather beckons her...and her hair is down
Barneys voice coach giving him an A in breathing

Andy telling goober his hair is dripping in the lydia episode
Andy wanting to know what the Mayberry bears did in the paper
Lydia one word answers

Goober and Barney spying on Andy and Helen on the couch

When Barney is shocked by something he rotates his body waist up back and forth like he's looking for something with his eyes bulging out

During filming sheriff without a badge a townperson shouts sheriff Taylor sheriff Taylor for Gavin McLeod and Andy answers I'm here in the audience.

In the andy visits Barney episode their are numerous;
Ma and the boys saying Barney is family, Agnes jean flirts and says she doesn't consider him family
The family coming back from shopping carrying hardly anything and Barney saying ma's a smart shopper, must not have been any sales

Barneys elevated desk
Barney thinking miss America Agnes jeans interested in him
Barney the detective painting and sent for coffee runs
Barney eating chips in the stakeout
The parkers caught with their hands in the cash register
Barney in shock saying ma!!!...Agnes jean!!!!
Ma saying Barney would have to get smart

There's a lot more

I'd say you got the best ones. I totally agree. I just wait for that episode when Peggy stands up Andy with the visiting Don. Barney brings over Thelma Lou and Lydia and Barney bends over backwards to get her and Andy together with little progress. My favorite is how Lydia acts about the herpes, hating the guitar and hating chit chat.

I'd say you got the best ones. I totally agree. I just wait for that episode when Peggy stands up Andy with the visiting Don. Barney brings over Thelma Lou and Lydia and Barney bends over backwards to get her and Andy together with little progress. My favorite is how Lydia acts about the herpes, hating the guitar and hating chit chat.
Doesn't Barney comment on how big Andy's hand is and places it in lydias. I think every word lydia utters is classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qlddi0o2rec&app=desktop

How about when Gomer yelled "Citizens Arrest" at Barney? Or when Gomer is staying at Andy's and he starts singing?

How about when Gomer yelled "Citizens Arrest" at Barney? Or when Gomer is staying at Andy's and he starts singing?

How about when Gomer yelled "Citizens Arrest" at Barney? Or when Gomer is staying at Andy's and he starts singing?
You read my mind. I was just going to post about this! The "citizen's arrest" episode is one of my favorite episodes!

Can you imagine someone so lame that they have no idea you don’t vacuum at 11pm, saw wood or sing at the top of your lungs when invited to a home.

Any time Briscoe Darling opened his mouth I cracked up. Great actor great character.

You're right about Miss Lydia. Particularly the second episode--every line great...
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Training Ernest T. to greet Mrs. Wiley...priceless.

Romona(Jackie Joseph) is another looker. She's funny in Dick Van Dyke show appearances.

Even when I was a kid watching tags I pondered, would I go out with Lydia or Ramona weighing their beauty against how squirrelly they were? The answer then and now is hell yes.

Romona(Jackie Joseph) is another looker. She's funny in Dick Van Dyke show appearances.

Even when I was a kid watching tags I pondered, would I go out with Lydia or Ramona weighing their beauty against how squirrelly they were? The answer then and now is hell yes.

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Can you imagine someone so lame that they have no idea you don’t vacuum at 11pm, saw wood or sing at the top of your lungs when invited to a home.

Any time Briscoe Darling opened his mouth I cracked up. Great actor great character.
"Ya got time fer breathin' ya got time fer music."

"You bring yore stringin' instrument Sheriff?"

Barney's reaction when Andy explains how Opie couldn't have written that poem about him on the wall because: 1 Opie wouldn't lie to him and 2 Opie hasn't learned to write yet.

Barney at a roadblock looking for a wanted escaped criminal and stopping his own mother.

When Gomer keeps dropping the shotgun onto the sidewalk from the roof.

Ernest T. Bass having his Army physical.

Barney giving Otis a sobriety test and ends up more exhausted than Otis.

Andy looking up at Barney revealing a black eye caused by Barney not minding his own business about Andy's love life.

Andy sitting in a chair inside the bank vault waiting for the burglar to open the door and then explaining that he came through the back door that was put in after the combination had been lost years earlier.

Barney demonstrating to Andy how he still knows the preamble to the Constitution.

Andy officiating at a duel between Wakefield and Carter.

When Andy has a sprained wrist from falling in Meyers lake in "warrens vision" or whatever it's called. Warren goes to help Andy by cutting his meat at the diner. Warren clumsily knocks Andy's plate of food on Andy's lap.

In "cousin Virgil" virgil tucks the table cloth in his clothes, gets up and again the meal in Andy's lap.

In "Opie and the canrival" goober misses targets at the shooting gallery. He asks Helen to inspect his eyes because she's a teacher.

When Howard is shadowing Andy because he's afraid of bully Clyde(hottie millies ex).

Helen being the only girl at Howard's bash and dancing til she drops.

Howard's all disoriented ,unshaven, and a big mess asking in his dream" wanta buy a ship in a bottle?"

When Andy finds Malcolm Merriweather and tells him Opie is eating eggs with no faces and a sheriff has to tie his own tie and then tells him to get back to the house and uses his own cockney lingo (I want the whole lot to be a regular Bobby dazzler) with a great big Andy grin.

There are so many ones, but I will list some of my favorites.

"Barney and the Choir" when Andy keeps telling Barney to lower his voice until he is silent. It is also fun to watch the other cast members during this scene. Then, Barney's face when the other guy slips out and sings into the mike backstage...priceless.

"Andy and Barney in the Big City" when Barney smugly points to items on the menu and finds out he ordered snails and brains.

"Barney's Motorcycle" when he tells Andy when riding with your tongue pressed up in the roof of your mouth that you can't pronounce a word that begins with the letter, "S." Also, when he tries to take Andy for a ride and the side car stays behind.

"Convicts at Large" with Floyd eating that banana and having the time of his life. Also, when Barney tries to dance Big Maude out of the door."

"The Shoplifters" when Barney and Ben Weaver are both in the store at night and think the the other one is the crook. Asa sleeping through the entire fiasco.

Brisco referring to Ernest T. Bass and saying the thought about killing him, but kinda hated to go that far. And, the time Brisco said he was nervous about wearing a tie after seeing a hanging.

Opie telling about the "flower making machine" that the Morrison sisters have and Otis cringing at the thought.

So many more . . .

Ben Weaver and Barney at Weaver's late night is in my top 5 and I omitted it. Ben tells sleeping asa "there was enough noise in here to wake the dead". Also, in the scene, Barney battling the cash register and the bozo doll. The startled looks on scared Barneys face are classic.

Ben Weaver and Barney at Weaver's late night is in my top 5 and I omitted it. Ben tells sleeping asa "there was enough noise in here to wake the dead". Also, in the scene, Barney battling the cash register and the bozo doll. The startled looks on scared Barneys face are classic.

Yes, Barney and Bozo and the cash register are hilarious. Love how Asa pops back with " I didn't sleep through the whole thing, I got up" and "what more do you want, I'm up now..."

It was also fun to check out the toy boxes. I remember when "Clancy the Great Skating Monkey" and "Gaylord" the walking dog were advertised on TV when I was a kid.

When Barney refers to Aunt Bee's pickles as kerosene cucumbers. I know it's coming and I still laugh.:lol:

Gomer staring at the prisoner who just entered the cell, I believe this time played by Allan Melvin: "BOO!" Anytime Gomer is deputized, the results are funny.

Another episode, among the citizens deputized by Barney is the character played by Burt Mustin. Barney can't find someone a little younger? Some of the funnier Don Knotts scenes are when he has them lined up for inspection.

Another scene that always cracks me up: Andy helping Barney along as he tries to recite the Preamble to the US Constitution from memory. That messed-up hair!

Romona(Jackie Joseph) is another looker. She's funny in Dick Van Dyke show appearances.

Even when I was a kid watching tags I pondered, would I go out with Lydia or Ramona weighing their beauty against how squirrelly they were? The answer then and now is hell yes.

I highly recommend Jackie's episodes of The Doris Day Show. Really hot.:)

In "Otis, the artist" when Otis gifts his finished tile mosaic picture to the Taylors. He comes to their home and unveils it. It's a pastoral setting of a cow. And Warren puts on the living room mantle. I've seen it many times, but still funny. Good goof in the scene too when Aunt Bea calls Opie Andy.

The scene in Barney's First Car always makes me laugh.

Also any of the scenes with the Fun Girls (Daphne & Skippy) makes me laugh.

Anything with Otis The Town Drunk

Anything with Gomer Pyle

In "Otis, the artist" when Otis gifts his finished tile mosaic picture to the Taylors. He comes to their home and unveils it. It's a pastoral setting of a cow. And Warren puts on the living room mantle. I've seen it many times, but still funny. Good goof in the scene too when Aunt Bea calls Opie Andy.

Gotta check that out.

Still can’t find the part when Aunt Bea calls Opie Andy.

I love in the one when that woman tries to get Barney on a breach of promise arrest, Andy starts the ceremony and she is shocked. Says she would never marry a squirt like him. At the end Andy tells Barney he didn’t know they were already married but could not figure out why a pretty, sophisticated woman (not verbatim)

would want to marry a squirt like you.

Still can’t find the part when Aunt Bea calls Opie Andy.

I love in the one when that woman tries to get Barney on a breach of promise arrest, Andy starts the ceremony and she is shocked. Says she would never marry a squirt like him. At the end Andy tells Barney he didn’t know they were already married but could not figure out why a pretty, sophisticated woman (not verbatim)

would want to marry a squirt like you.
I could of swore I heard it plain as day at 17:35. But now Opie and Aunt Bea both talk when she says the name. I looked at imdb and other people noticed it. Now not so sure now or different edited versions.