Post your favorite Batman quotes/lines.


Robin: "Let's go!"

Batman: "Not you, Robin. They have strict licensing laws in this country. A boy of your age is not allowed in a drinking tavern."

Batman: "It is the duty of every good citizen of Gotham City to report meeting a man from Mars in a public park".

A Robin quote/line:

Robin: "Well, I'm used to seeing you do the impossible, but getting out of that plaster tomb was impossible!"

Batman: "Much easier than it seemed, Robin, I simply held my breath."

Robin: "Holy Frogman!"

Batman: "It's sometimes difficult to think clearly when you're strapped to a printing press."

Catwoman: "No hero worth his salt would let a lady expire. It's foolproof I tell you - purrrrfectly foolproof."
Batgirl: "And you, Catwoman, are an even bigger fool than I thought you were."
Catwoman: "Gag her! Crimefighters should be seen and not heard."

A catwoman quote:

Commissioner Gordon: By the way, Batman, have you seen millionaire Bruce Wayne? He doesn't answer the phone at his stately manor.

Catwoman: "Batman...are you spoken for?"
Batman: "Huh?"
Catwoman: "Married, engaged, or going steady?"
Batman: "My crime fighting leaves me little time for social engagements."
Catwoman: "Boy...have I got a girl for you!"

Alfred Pennyworth: [answering the Bat-phone] I shall solicit his presence

A King Tut quote:

Batman: [after Batgirl has come and gone secretly] How does she DO IT?

A Batman quote:

Bruce: "Dancing is an integral part of every young man's education."

Batman: Nothing's sacred to those devils.

(last lines of the series)
Robin: "What happened to Batgirl?"
Batman: "Who knows, Robin? Who ever knows?"

Robin: Gosh, if I could just figure out that riddle. Why can't I get it?

Robin:

Batman: Maybe your mind's on that cute little teenager who waved to you on the way across town, eh?
Robin: Awww, come on, Batman.

(First line of the series.)
Narrator: "You think Gotham City is a peaceful city? Ho, ho, ho!"

Batman: (to Catwoman) "You hateful hussy!"

Catwoman's Henchman: "You guys are really hot stuff."

Catwoman: "...or get one of the worst cases of sunburn in history."

The Penguin: (to Robin)"Thanks for the compliment, Boy Big Mouth."

The Penguin: "My own armored division."

Robin: "Holy catastrophes, Batman."

Robin: "I'd rather shake hands with a spitting cobra."

Robin: "You can't get away from Batman that easy!"