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05-13-2002, 09:15 PM

Hey lizzie i got some quotes for u!! Nat: Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'd rather to be happy Magic Marker!!____________________________________________Blair: You mean Harrison asked you out on a...a...Tootie: Date Blair. We call it a date.Jo: Yeah there's some wing-ding tomorrow night.Nat: Could that be your wing-ding Blair?Blair: I don't go to wing-dings. I go to Cotillions.Jo: If that's a dance a the Highcrest country club then your Cotillion and my wing-ding are the same thing!!____________________________________________Mrs. G.: Girls!!! What's going on here?Tootie: Group sleep walking?Blair:Oh, Come on Mrs. Garrett. We were just letting off some steam. You know how the first day of school is. Getting settled, meeting new people.Tootie: And now comes miller time!!!_____________________________________________Nat: I'll show you a shortcut, Steve.Tootie: Natalie, that's the stairs to your room!!!Nat: THANKS, Tootie!!Tootie: (Laughing) I'm sorry. What should I have done?Nat: Tootie I...Tootie: (Laughs harder)Jo: Will you two knock it off!! We already lost 2 hours cause' of Tootie!! And Natalie... (Laughs)Blair: (Sarcastically) Niece Hat!!All But Nat: (laughing)Nat: My exam hat? What's wrong with it? (Takes hat off and looks at it) Oh good...good!! I'm losing a bolt! I'm working half wattage!!_________________________________________________
Jo: (Stomps in) I need a clock!! Mrs. Garrett I'm takin' your egg timer!Mrs. G: Ok... (Puzzled)Jo: I need a fuse!! I'm gonna mix some stuff up in the science lab!!Mrs. G: What are you making? A Bomb? (Laughs)Nat: YES, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mrs. G: WHAT!?!Jo: I'm gonna roll it through their front door and then POW!! Boing POW!! Dead Kawasaki's all over the stupid place!!Mrs. G: I take It you didn't get the job. Can I have those matches PLEASE!!! (Grabs Matches from Jo)Jo: That's right! I did not get the job!! Did anybody miss that!? I did not get the job!! Go ahead Blair, hit me with ya best shot. Go ahead...Blair: (Just sits there)Nat: Oh, Blair!! You can do better than that!!!__________________________________________________Jo: (cutting sausage funny)Nat: Jo, what are you doing?Jo: Making the first incision... I was thinking of becoming a surgeon and I gotta practice my cuts!Nat: On a sausage??Jo: To you this is a sausage, to me it's a ruptured spleen!!Nat and Tootie: Oh...________________________________________________Nat: From now on It's Goodbye Natalie, Hello HOT LIPS!!!_________________________________________________Jo: Come on Mrs. G, eat something!!! Don't worry.Mrs. G: Excuse Me, but whenever one of my girls is out all night, thats when I do worry!! What if she's had an accident??Jo: Ha, believe me anything Blair did last night was NO ACCIDENT!!! Nat: Ohhhhhhhhh!!!_________________________________________________
Nat: Alright, that was Mr. F the mean steen and I'm keen Nat Green rockin' down the clock and talkin' you round the block._________________________________________________Blair: This is ridiculous! My parents are spending a fortune so I can get frostbite!!Nat: It's not THAT bad!!!Blair: Maybe not to you, but a Warner is like a Delicate Souffle...Jo: Yeah, Light and Empty!!!_________________________________________________Jo: Today is a day that will live in infamy...Blair: Jo, that's Pearl Harbor!!Jo: Then what's it doing in my speech??_________________________________________________Blair: Jo, I know we usually don't agree, but that was a really scuzzy thing for your Mother to do!!Tootie: What's so scuzzy about it? Don't you read the NationalInquirer? Some of the best people are SHACKING up!!!Mrs G: TOOTIE!?!...I'm surrounded by X-rated kids!!_________________________________________________Nat: A tantalizing, tentalizing plate of daring and delectable dellights...Mrs. G: Yeah, that menu is ok if your serving cookies at the PUSSYCAT theater!!!Jo: I knew I never should have asked for you guys help with this fair!!Blair: Of course you should have! Don't worry Jo, everything will be fine.Jo: Fine!?! I have mangled mobiles!! X- rated cookies!!__________________________________________________ Chuck and Jo: (Dancing, but not very well)Jo: (Falls on the floor)Chuck: I'm Sorry!! (Points to shirt that says I'm sorry) Jo: I know!! I can read!!Mrs. G: Jo, are you Ok? Do you want some soup??__________________________________________________
Jo: Ahah, Booze!!Blair: Booze!! You heathen!! That's Powefuise...Jo: Ghazundhite.Blair: Let's just say it's the Michelob of French Wine!!Jo: I don't think if I can hold this stuff down. I'll get some beer!!Nat: How will you get beer?Jo: I'll get some beer!!__________________________________________________Jo: Blair, you got the mobiles all wrong. See, it's the density divided by the mass squared...Blair: But I thought all I had to do was tie the little doggie to the stick...!________________________________________________Blair: (through her teeth) Don't look now, but that man is staring at us!Mrs. G: Where??Blair: (Nods head towards the man)Nat: Well, what does he want?Jo: What does he want?!Nat: (Mouth drops open)Mrs. G: Just Ignore him. Just don't talk to him.Man: Hi. I need two for tonight!!Nat: Which two? ________________________________________________Nat: That's believable. We've got a truck stop, a skitzo pilot, the woman in red, now all we need is for Charro to walk through the front door!_______________________________________________Andy: Sexy Lingerie, that's what I named you.Tootie: Oh, say you didn't.Andy: Yeah, see I was going against the image.Blair: It's humiliating.Nat: We're in the finals!Blair: And yet it works.Jo: I am not gonna be known as sexy Lingerie._____________________________________________
Blair: I know a phony when I see one.Jo: You should. You spend enough time looking in the mirror._______________________________________________Blair: (sigh)Jo: I ate it when you do that.Blair: Do what?Jo: Sigh.Blair: I don't sigh.Jo: Well, i wasn't a sigh you got a slow leak.Tootie: Cool it you two!!Blair: (Sigh)Jo: Ya did it again!!Blair: It's called breathing.Jo: You do it just to annoy me.Blair: No, I do it to keep from dying.Jo: Now theres an idea!!! ____________________________________________________Nat: You know what I think? I think one of you brought the gun here tonight and plan to use it.Blair: For what?Jo: To shoot people!!Blair: A murder? Here? That's ridiculous!Jo: No, not really, murders happen all the time

Hope this helps!!! I got it from a powerpoint presentation i made for FOL so it may be kinda wierd!