View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 2):


Frank Gannucci
10-05-2017, 11:15 PM
(The Cleveland Indians beat the NY Yankees 4-0.)

(Ralph meets Ed at the subway.)

Ed: "Well Ralph, yesterday must have been a dark, dark day."

Ralph: "The Yankees got clobbered Norton."

Ed: "I guess it is to be expected since the Indians didn't have to play wild card game playoff."

Ralph: "If that means anything. The Yankees Norton need to win this game tonight. Otherwise, they will be in for a helluva task."

Ed: "Couldn't agree more Ralph. Hey, even if the Yankees lose their chance of winning the World Series, there will be an event just as exciting. The Hanging of Joe Giradi."

Ralph: "Yeah, that Joe is a lousy manager. I could do a better job managing the team than him."

Ed: "I think that they should replace the Gatorade jugs with beer. That will get the team to play better."

Ralph: "Norton, you are going through a very trying time. But, if I was manager, I would improve the catering."

Ed: "Are you sure you won't eat the catering?"

Ralph (yells): "OKAY NORTON! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"

(Ralph starts throwing punches. People try to separate them.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. As always, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)