Haikus are three line poems -

First line: 5 syllables
Second line: 7 syllables
Third line: 5 syllables



Doug is romantic
Gets his lines from a movie
Estrada and chimp

The Sugarcreek Inn
Lots of Kitty Kats in cream
Tub Turkey soak

Assaulted nuts ouch
Doug learn to cover your stones
Balls of fiery pain

Don't call him The Hulk
Lou Ferrigno lives next door
He loves to gossip

Poor Spence gets shaft
Easy way to get a laugh
Men, Girls reject him

Don't call him The Hulk
Lou Ferrigno lives next door
He loves to gossip

Adam West, loyal
To Lou, Lee Majors and the
Others in circle

Doug spoons Arthur
Wines and dines him and expects
Him to pay piper

Spencer likes to cosplay
Barnabas Collins costume
Spence loves Dark Shadows

Carrie bad friend
She used one for a discount
And one for her truck

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