Make a haiku on anything AITF related

A haiku is a three line poem. First line 5 syllables, second line 7, third 5

I'll start
Maude and Archie fight
She's to the left, he the right
Never eye to eye

Edith the dingbat
Drives Archie crazy at times
But he truly loves

Mike eats like a horse
Archie freaks over food bill
Is Mike garbage can?

Archie Bunker's chair
Mike Stivic sits down in it
Get out you meathead

Maude hates Archie lots
Their insults go toe to toe
But both LOVE Edith

Irene Lorenzo
Can fix most anything AND
Her husband cooks great

Archie saves a life
But it's a man in disguise
This dawns on Edith

Bunkers and Swingers
"Wanna swap partners," they say
Archie: "No thanks, pervs"

Edith's cling peaches
In heavy syrup cause dent
In holy man's car

Edith's cling peaches
In heavy syrup cause dent
In holy man's car


Good one! Edith's "mmm, mmm" was comic gold. Such a classic episode!:)

Stifle yourself please
Edith my wife you dingbat
Archie's common schpiel

(Bump!)

Two pervy swingers
Visit the Bunkers to “trade”
The Bunkers say: NO!!!

Mike is a meathead.
At least Archie thinks he is.
Gloria loves him.

Archie likes to give
The raspberry to something
He really dislikes

Edith gets his beer
Whenever Archie is near.
Is he that lazy?

Irene can fix most
Anything. Frank can cook meals.
What a nice couple!

Archie the bigot
OFTEN says something racist:
He’s a fat dumb oaf!

Edith is truly
A real sweetie pie. And she
Is loved dearly.

Archie loves his chair
But Maude takes it from him, and
He doesn’t like it!

A great iconic show
Still fun to watch fifty years
later. REALLY LOVE this show!

Edith is a big
Dingbat says Archie. But he’s
A dim bulb. So there!