Make up a haiku about ELR

(A haiku is 3 line poem: first line 5 syllables, second 7, third 5)

Marie Barone has
Meddled mostly in her son's
lives causing great stress

Marie is a smooth
Operator: her boys are
Scared to make her mad

Missing canister
Marie just apologized
What will Debra do?

Robert touches chin!
Frank Barone says Holy Crap!
Pat McDougal smokes!

Marie hates Frank for
Throwing out her beloved fat
Impeded cooking

Robert is a cop.
Timmy is a Traffic Cop.
Teaching Frank the rules.

Robbie and Amy
Do it with shades wide open
Mortified later

I think Marie is
Really jealous of Debra
Who "stole" her son

Joanne's a big tramp
Was a stripper in Jersey
Marie tells her clan

What is it with the
Chin Stuff Robbie? The family
Watches him eat food

(Bump)

Marie’s a great cook
Gave Debra wrong recipe
So she stays top dog

“Holy Crap” says Frank
When the sh#t hits the fan, then
He unzips pants. Yecch!!!

Ray's a whiny boy
Deb's an uptight yell machine
Both can't take a joke

Ray's bored with the guys
Dislikes Deb's one-eyed author
But likes Frank's lodge pals

Love that you’re playing
This game. The show’s a riot
With great characters!

I see what you did there. :)

Deb choked on orange
Frank beat Ray in armwrestling
Friends gave Ray razzing

Frank is a Yahoo:
Rude crude! When he unbuttons
His pants I go Yecch!!!

Debra helps Frank's lodge
Lodge member wives get jealous
The wives like Ray, though

Frank bellows for more
Food from Marie who really
Cooks much like “Hazel”.

Marie invited
Stephania and Amy to
Trash Robert and snack

Poor Robert had to
Listen to Stephania and
Amy trashing him.

SledgeBarone, so nice to see another big fan of the show! Come play the “Wrong Answer Game”—it’s fun too!

Ray lost his ring and
got hit on; Deb went ringless
but four guys shunned her

SledgeBarone, so nice to see another big fan of the show! Come play the “Wrong Answer Game”—it’s fun too!

I'll give it a try, but I don't think I'll be any good at it...

Ray lost his ring and
got hit on; Deb went ringless
but four guys shunned her



I'll give it a try, but I don't think I'll be any good at it...

Are you kidding...with you knowledge and love of the show, you’d be fantastic at it. You basically make up a question about the show and the next person PURPOSELY answers incorrectly, often with humorous results.

Ex: who called herself a ‘trophy wife”?

Answer: Harriet Lichtman

Ray wrote a journal
To keep others from reading
His code was e-lam :)

Hey Ray: DON’T EVER
Call Debra’s “great” dish road-kill
Or you will be IT!

Lois and Warren
Can't stand living together
But they still have sex

Lois and Warren
Are Debra’s parents and they
Try to be quite hip

Robert and Gerard
Joined a cult; they like to pat
themselves on the back

Robert’s crazy chin
Maneuvers drive the Barones
Crazy watching it

Ray saw Deb nude, so
he canceled their lunch; she tricked
him into dinner

Pat McDougall likes
To smoke. But she hides it from
Hank. They are two prigs.

Robert's motto is
"It never ends for Raymond!"
He's such a whiner...

Deb dragged Ray to his
high school reunion and danced
with his nemesis

Marie thinks Amy
Is a “nice girl”. But Marie
“Was not”. Poor Robbie

Marie taught Debra
Meatballs but switched tarragon
with basil; it stunk

Marie was sneaky
In that switch, poor Debra thought
She was “Gaslighted”

Ray played tape of wife's
yelling; Frank tried too but just
taped his own moaning

Poor Ray and Debra
Were really roasted in
Skit by Frank and Marie

Ray and Deb took down
Peggy the cookie lady
They won a cheap chair

Peggy and Peter
Really hit it off, got it
on—to Ray’s dismay.

Raymond challenged Frank
to a ping pong match. Frank won,
Ray got skunked again.

Raymond said to all:
SHE ATE A FLY! Poor Robbie
Found out the hard way!

Ray had date with Deb,
but Marie brought lasagna
and Father Hubley.

Just like Marie to
Meddle and create much stress
Marie’s forte? YES!!!!

Robert wooed three gals,
then chose Amy, but she found
out and slapped him twice

Peter McDougall
Hates Robbie; tells Hank and Pat
Amy not a virgin now.

Robert and Joanne
got divorced. He shouldn't have
married a stripper.

Joanne: a big slut
Cause ”Cinnamon” danced topless
In Jersey. Trashy!

Debra got drunk at
Amy's wedding shower; she
ended up in jail.

So much fun to play
This nice game about a show
Always great to watch!

Marco came to town
Made Nemo "go away" and
took his pizza place

Marco hates Robbie!
If looks could kill Robbie would
Be pushing daisies!

Marie drove car through
son's front door; perhaps she should
have turned onto street. :)

Marie meddles and
Frank has a really big mouth
A marriage from heaven!

Deb took Humm Vac to
clean Marie's house; instead, the
machine found no dirt.

Marie has plastic
On all her furniture and
A Yahoo husband

Marie made risque
sculpture; everyone knew, but
Frank had not a clue.

Oh my God Marie!!
Your sculpture looks very much
Like a you-know-what!

Ray kept a breakup
tape from Karen; Deb kept lots
of old "luva" gifts.

Geez-a-loo Marie
Frank really loves your sculpture!
Wonder what it is!!!

Robert prepared for
a nightcap with Angela
till he saw the frogs.

Angela likes flies
She ate one at Debra’s meal!
And Raymond SAW her!

Ray and Gianni
brought a futon to Deb's place,
but Ray saw her nude.

Marie’s famous fat
Was ruined by Frank who is
Rude, uncouth, tacky

Who armwrestled Frank
and lost, then let Peggy beat
him up? Wimpy Ray!

I don’t know why she
Swallowed a fly. She didn’t
Croak. (We come from frogs!)

When Deb learned to make
a good meal, Frank loved it, but
Marie got jealous.

Indeed. Marie got
A bee in her bonnet when
Frank LOVED Debra’s dish!

Ray gave Debra their
bathroom after she sighed. He
shaved in the kitchen.

Buzz Buzz Buzz Swat. Oh
my: A dead fly Angela:
For: her to enjoy!

When Robert first moved
out, he landed at Jewish
version of Barones.

It’s so nice to play
This game with you. Someone who
Really loves the show!

^^^^ Thanks!

Ray and Frank liked to
visit Robert's apartment
to stare at women.

Raymond is Marie’s
Favorite son. She dotes on
Him. He loves it too.

Ray was happy when
Deb said she got implants, but
they were only socks.

Ray: you shouldn’t have
Been so happy with Debra’s
Boob job. It was fake!

When blizzard hit town,
women danced with Frank, till Deb
put foot in her mouth.

Warren new girlfriend
Is quite old and Lois is
Quite taken aback.

Frank stole record field
goal football, then made fool of
self on radio.

Ray stupidly set
The kitchen on fire. Debra
Saved the day big time.

Robert hated Ray
and Deb's skit, so he loved how
parents burned them back.

Ray is a needy
Whiny baby according
To Frank the yahoo

Robert was so proud
of juggling 3 women. By
show's end, he had none.

And he got b#tch slapped
By Amy and Stefania
(Arranged by Marie)

Marie burned Robert's
lucky suit, then faxed the F
B I about it!

Robbie up is a cop
But was born out of wedlock
Poor Robbie Barone!

During Halloween
Frank tried to give kids candy
But gave out condoms.

Frank’s trick or treat
Was inappropriate for
Kids. Parents angered.

Frank won man of the
year, but no one at the lodge
wanted to fete him.

Frank’s all agog over
Marie’s riveting sculpture
Gosh, WHAT could it be?

Marie and Deb set
Up Gianni with Amy,
but their plan backfired.

Boy did Marie and
Debra bomb with setting up
Amy, Gianni

Ray's fiesta in
high school angered Marie, but
Frank gave new respect.

I haven’t played in
In a while-time really flies
And Frank’s is open!

Ray wanted to make
more decisions; that led to
setting house on fire.

OH MY GOD! Debra
Screamed when she saw it. Her quick
Thinking saved the day!

When Marie and Frank
split up, Robert broke Ray's arm
so Frank would come back!

Poor Robbie, learned he’s
An accident of passion.
A shotgun wedding???

Deb told Ray to hug
her when she had PMS,
but she shoved him off.

“Ladie’s Days”: never
Nice according to Marie
And over men’s heads

Ray in advance wrote
Frank's eulogy. Frank got mad.
Marie was jealous?!

Frank always bellows:
Where’s my food Marie? I want
To eat myself sick.

Robert likes Debra
too much. If I were Ray, I'd
tell him to back off!

You know Robbie: we,
ALL come from frogs said creepy
Angela. (Fly eater)

Ray dubbed football on
wedding tape, but guys fumed when
vows cut off game's end!

Boy was Debra mad
When Ray overwrote tape. She
sent him to doghouse!

Ray said he was tough,
so Frank beat him armwrestling
and took his sandwich.

Ray is a needy
Whiny baby said Frank in
His skit with Marie

Debra was so proud
Of her civilized parents,
But they got divorced. :(

Yes, how ironic
Her refined parents split, not
Loud Frank and Marie!

Frank's friends at the lodge
liked Ray but not Robert: "Bring
back the funny one!"

Poor Raymond! Debra
Set a trap: tricking him that
Her breasts were larger.

When Ray & Deb loaned
poor Robert money, he took
trip to Vegas. Schmucks!

Poor Amy getting stuck
On dysfunctional Robert
But she’s a “nice” girl!

Debra got Frank's lodge
friends horny. Wives can't compete -
she's under sixty!

Debra is really
Smart. She knew exactly how
To stop kitchen fire.

Robert joined a cult
and gave them money. Why would
he follow Gerard?

Ray thinks that Gerard
Is Annoying. But Gerard
Thinks Raymond is too!

Ray didn't want to
eat the tofu turkey. He'd
rather eat Shamsky.

That tofu turkey
Sure tasted nasty. So Ray
Got good take-out food.

Frank faked injury
to avoid Marie's cruise, then
hurt himself gloating. :lol:

Frank could be such a
Dip. What a dumb oaf thinking
He could best Marie!

Robert was happy
when his lucky hat caused Ray's
TV preemption

Robert has a crazy
Food to chin habit. That drives
Most Barones crazy.

Ray proved his manhood
by removing a splinter
out of Debra's hand.

Marie prides herself on
Bring a good cook. She goes nuts
When Debra’s dish rocks!

Deb laughed along with
Marie's backhanded barbs, then
was called rude. Voila!

Marie loves playing
With grandkids. Debra wants Lois
To be more like Marie!

Raymond was sleazy
when he made luggage cheesy
so Deb got queasy.

Raymond refused to
Move the luggage. It became
A big tug of war!

Marie was a pain
at Amy's shower so Deb
drank too much champagne.

Debra’s great dish makes
Frank ecstatic. Marie nuts.
She really shocked them.

Sneaky Frank stole the
kicker's ball, then called to sports
radio to brag.

Frank can be gross
Marie yells at him lots, but
He flips her the bird

Ray hides at parents'
house so he doesn't have to
hang out with his kids.

Ray thinks Gerard
Is annoying. But Gerard
Thinks Raymond is too!

Robert had wrinkles
So he injected himself
Stiff like a tin man.

Peter hates Robbie
Tells Pat and Hank that Robbie
Has slept with Amy

Frank and Marie fought
over Marco's friendship. Frank
won, then both dumped him.

When Robbie asks Pat
And Hank for Amy’s hand they
Say no way Jose!

Stefania and
Amy bonded over their
shared hate of Robert.

Stefania called
Robbie a bastardo at
Marie’s”coffee klatch”

Robert broke up with
Amy about 50 times,
then they got married.

Poor Robbie was had
Out of wedlock. Poor Robbie
Ray has upper hand!

Marie took art class
and sculpted a vagina;
her tribute to Ray!

Those poor nuns had to
Look at Marie’s sculpture of
A big you-know-what

Robert got scared and
quit police work until he
made peace with the bull.

A charging bull hit
Robbie on the butt; he took
A break from his work

Marie and Deb fought,
so husbands exploited; wine
for Ray, lamb for Frank!

The guys got over
On Marie and Debra’s feud
They had a field day!

Marie spied on Ray's
journal, but Robert kept a
fake one to fool her.

Amy and Robbie
Finally get married
Marie upsets vows

High school reunion
gone wrong: Debra danced with all
of Ray's enemies.

Peggie whooped Ray’s butt
He never got over it
Frank thought it funny

When she learned of Ray's
health scare, Marie broke up Ray
and Deb's sexytime.

Robbie swatted fly
For lover girl Angela
She said: yum yum thanks

Marie made Robert
a make-up 1st birthday cake,
then gave it to Ray.

Marie favors Ray
Because she and Frank planned to
Conceive to have him

Marie offered Rose
Caputo to Frank, but he
preferred H. Lichtmann.

Frank bellows: Marie!
I’m hungry! Feeding time for
Pig at Barone “zoo”

Hero to zero:
Robert had three women, then
he ended with none.

Robbie bombs out often
With the ladies ending with
Lots of egg on face

Robert's FBI
interview was ruined by
saboteur Marie.