This may have been done before, but not in a while...
Inspired by Svenfan's idea on another board:

Haikus are 3 line Japanese poems: 5 syllables, 7 syllables, then 5 again:

Lucy and Ricky:
"No, you can't be in my show"
Dude is just jealous


Little Ricky bangs
On the drums; Fred cannot sleep
Move to the country


Please contribute your ILL haikus!:)

Fred and Ethel Mertz
True blue friends until the end
More than just landlords!!!

Lucy & Ethel
Comrades, friends, pals together
Many crazy schemes

Awesome haikus!:) :wave: keep them coming!

Lucy has a plan
Ask Mrs. Trumbull to watch
The baby again

Move to the country
Big house and nice clean fresh air
Mertz's move there too

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What made Lucy drunk?
Vitameatavegamin.
"It's so tasty, too!"

What made Lucy drunk?
Vitameatavegamin.
"It's so tasty, too!"

Great one!:)
My favorite Lucy comedy bit! (Though not my favorite episode, because Viv is absent!)

Lucy bakes some bread.
She has put in too much yeast.
Wow! What a long loaf!

Lucy bakes some bread.
She has put in too much yeast.
Wow! What a long loaf!

Another good one!:)

If you take requests, do a candy factory one for your 100th post!:) :cool:

Fred the cheap tightwad
Turns a penny over twice
Moths in wallet? YES!

Another good one!:)

If you take requests, do a candy factory one for your 100th post!:) :cool:

Ok, let me try:

Trying to catch up.
Can candy wrapping get worse?
"Speed it up, Otto!"

Ricky, where to now?
I'm going down to the club...
"Cuban Pete" tonight

Putty nose afire!
Lucy hides from Will Holden
After Brown D Mess

Really good ones everyone!!!;) I'll give it a go, probably not as good as these ,but let's see!! :)

Cheese brought from Europe
Pretend it's a baby and
Hide in instruments

Guys and gals switch jobs:
A fiasco, all screw up
But make up in end

These all are great!:wave: :) Thanks, everyone, for the excellent Lucy haikus! I love them!



Lucy's nemesis
Is Caroline Appleby
The claws will come out

Yelling in Spanish
Ricky mad; new hairbrained scheme
Lucy concocted

We need more Lucy
Haikus! So here's a bump to
Get more posted!

One based on "Lucy Goes To The Hospital":

Everybody's calm.
But soon: "Ricky, this is it!"
Now they all panic!

Lucy is pregnant
Tries to tell Ricky but fails
Before the club act

Lucy's Superman
For Little Ricky's party
George Reeves saves the day

Lucy is pregnant
Tries to tell Ricky but fails
Before the club act


I'm an adult male, and I cry every time I see that scene! It was so beautifully done!:)

I'm an adult male, and I cry every time I see that scene! It was so beautifully done!:)

Moi aussi.

Moi aussi.


You speak English, German, and French!:D :heart: :heart:

Y mas?

You speak English, German, and French!:D :heart: :heart:

Y mas?

I also speak/sing some rusty Italian, Gregorio,! :wave: :loveya:

Tu sei il mio amore.

Lucy gets quite drunk
Off a tonic containing
Veggies and much booze

Ethel can eat like
A horse. She really packs it
Away in a flash!

Waaah! Waaah! Waaah! Lucy
Sobs to Ricky in their home
Let me be in act!

It 's so tasty too.
Just like candy! Lucy says
As she gets quite drunk

Fred and Ethel are
The Ricardo's landlords and
They are their best friends

Lucy tries to speak
Spanish with Ricky's mother
She goofs but mom charmed

Lucy's no talent
But always begs Ricky to
Be in his club act