Haiku , a Japanese poem . It doesn't have to rhyme , But it must be three lines ! First one 5 syllables , second seven, third five!!! :)


Let's see what we can come up with, Leave it to Beaver related!!:) :wave:


Beaver and Wally
Ward June Larry and Eddie
Nice Mayfield people

"That is a nice dress,
Mrs. Cleaver," says Eddie
The obnoxious brat

Hmm? Julie Foster?
Or Mary Ellen Rogers?
Who will Wally pick ?

Beaver: little goof
Brother Wally says often
But really loves him!

Cleavers know Eddie's bad
Yet Wally and Beav keep him
And often are had

Beaver makes a face
The class picture is a mess.
Happy Hooligan!!

Larry Mondello
Does love to eats his apples
Apple addiction

His name Gilbert Bates
Or it's Gates or Harrison
Gilbert led three lives

These are all great Beav-inspired haikus!
Torgo, I like your insights into Gilbert. I know continuity wasn't always stressed in earlier TV shows, but Gilbert did have a convoluted history. In his first episode, his family just moved into town. Yet later, Mrs. Rayburn claims to have been Gilbert's father's teacher many years ago.:confused: Unless she coincidently came from the same hometown.


June cooks and she cleans
Keeps up the house and three men
All in pearls and heels

Sweet little Poncho
An adorable doggy
Beaver brings to school


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These are all great Beav-inspired haikus!
Torgo, I like your insights into Gilbert. I know continuity wasn't always stressed in earlier TV shows, but Gilbert did have a convoluted history. In his first episode, his family just moved into town. Yet later, Mrs. Rayburn claims to have been Gilbert's father's teacher many years ago.:confused: Unless she coincidently came from the same hometown.


June cooks and she cleans
Keeps up the house and three men
All in pearls and heels

Maybe Gilbert's dad lived there as a kid, moved away, then came back with amnesia.

Haha yeah, Beaver was one of the worst when it came to continuity.

Lumpy's young sister
Name Violet Rutherford
Drinks gutter water

Linda Dennison
Cute little girl with pigtails
Nicer than Judy


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The Three Musketeers
So Beaver watched the movie
For his book report

Mrs. Mondello
Larry's often frazzled Mom
When Dad is not home

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Wally and the Beav
Sweetly share a grape soda
Two close knit brothers

Mrs. Mondello
Larry's often frazzled Mom
When Dad is not home

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Love how you incorporated photos.:wave:

Just saw Alex did too with his brother comic cover.:)

Love how you incorporated photos.:wave:

Just saw Alex did too with his brother comic cover.:)


Thanks!! Making up the haikus are even more fun with illustrations! :) :wave:

Dad is never home.
Always in Cincinnati.
Daughter get husband

Judy: brown nose snitch
Tells Miss Landers all the dirt
Class hates, Miss L too!

Eddie comes over, once again
He rejects a hunk of milk
Drink it, it's good for you

Eddie has moved out.
TV dinners and listens
To the ra- di-o.

Bachelor Eddie
Green socks, pants, shorts on the line
But there are the girls.

Benji wants to help, to paint
Benji takes the brush
Benji dumps the can, Benji is green

Eddie: full of sh*t
Almost always. June and Ward
Have his number too.

Aunt Martha's visit
Halts boys' plans for county fair
Gee whiz, relatives!

Ol' Gus mostly sleeps
Fires are rare in Mayfield
Pretty quiet town

Eddie's unctuous
Toward Mr. and Mrs. C
Fools no one at all!

Eddie has a girl.
Goes away to boarding school.
Must have money, Neat!

Puddin' is a brat!
Wanted to see Mary Jane.
Locked in bathroom, grrrr!

June has pearl fetish:
Oh my, what color to wear
When peeling carrots.

Rat rat rat rat rat
Sometimes Beav calls Wally this
Rat rat rat rat rat

Beaver gets stuck in
A big bowl of soup billboard
Little goof rescued

Dork wimp nerd geek simp
Instead of rat
But they weren't invented yet.

Mrs. Rayburn is
The no nonsense principal
Of the Beaver's school

Angela Valentine, with extra toe
Rarely seen, never heard
Barfs in the cloak room.

Mrs. Rayburn is
The no nonsense principal
Of the Beaver's school


May I have a hunk
of cake and milk for Beaver
The little goof please?

I love this game lots
But will wait at least a day
Before a new post!

Gilbert Whitey Richard Larry
Beaver needs to find
A nice friend

Boys have pet gator
Captain Jack is gator's name
Keep him in toilet

Where has Larry gone ?:confused:
He was the Beaver's best friend !:)
Than he disappeared ! :(


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Larry misbehaves
His mother threatens him with
an angry father

Forgotten birthday
Beave gives away new camera
Can't give him seahorse!

Golly gee whiz mom
Must I eat the Brussels sprouts?
Yes Beaver you must!

Is that photo of Beaver and Larry on the bed from Beaver's Dance?

Is that photo of Beaver and Larry on the bed from Beaver's Dance?

IDK? I just Googled Beaver and Larry Mondello pictures and it was one of the pictures that came up!:)

Beaver and Chuey
Had a genuine friendship
Eddie could not break.

Giving someone the
Business means busting their
Chops very often

Beaver and Chuey
Had a genuine friendship
Eddie could not break.


;) :wave:


Do not tell your friend
That his face is like a pig
A good lesson learned

That Mary Ellen
Used Beaver to get Wally
June didn't care though

Lumpy's very slow
And calls his father daddy
Even though he's a teen

Chopper had trouble.
His mom would get the weepies.
Dad had many wives.

Ward and June--
Ideal parents of the past;
So sad they've now passed.

Pearls pearls pearls agog
Which ones should June wear today
For peeling onions?

Oh, these are brilliant! I love haiku. Tho I don't like most poetry in general.

Wally learns to drive a car
Bucking big time yes!
Driving teacher gets whiplash

It feels fine; feels fine
Bratty Chuckie tries on shoes
Beav should kick his butt

These are all very funny!

Trick played on Benji
Larry hid inside the trunk
Beaver 'was' a rock

Angela Valentine, with extra toe
Rarely seen, never heard
Barfs in the cloak room.


Brilliant!!!:wave:

Smoked a meerschaum pipe
Ward was a little bit
Hard on The Beaver

Beaver needs a pet
Ward, rent a parrot says June
Poor Ward foiled again.

Margie, hired help
Wally spends time with Margie
Skips practice.....bad boy

Scheming little Whitey--
He's smart but he's not mighty--
Cooked Beaver soup one Friday.

Beav & Gil in car
Pretending to drive with kids
Horns honking in street!

Snitch brown nose Judy
Rats out all to Miss Landers
Who does see through her

Lumpy pranked his friends,
Smoke bombs put under the hood
Lumpy’s axle.......gone.

Eddie: a schemer
A wise-a** who ISN’T wise
Often in trouble

Lumpy is a dork
He calls his father Daddy
Don't call him Clarence

Lumpy is quite dumb:
When he gets a “D” it’s a
True blue miracle!

Theodore hates girls.
So does his buddy Gilbert.
That will change one day.

Beaver played hookey,
He watched his lunch get destroyed.
Rocket bars sound good.

Wally and Eddie
Want to join a club for boys.
Are they cool enough?

Beaver likes Andy
He gets the shakes cannot paint.
Hand me the brandy.

Overly polite
Inside he was a devil
He's Eddie Haskell

Eddie shall quit school.
Will work for Mr. Thompson!
Another Thompson!!!!

The boys do yard work
Instead of being with friends
To make Ward happy

Cornelia Rayburn
Is a very no-nonsense
Principal. Behave!!!

Teacher Miss Canfield
Sends Beaver home with a note.
Will he be expelled?!

Miss Landers is on
To Judy. She really does
Not like her snitching

Larry eats apples;
He also likes candy bars.
Trouble followed him.

Eddie has moved out.
He even does his own wash,
Everything is green.

Eddie is creepy.
Oh, hello, Mrs. Cleaver!
Pretending he's nice.

Basketball try outs,
First day Beaver gets the axe.
Give the kid a break.

Captain Jack's his name
He is an alligator
From a comic book

Judy’s on a tear!
Ratting out the class again
Everyone hates her!

Beaver has freckles.
Lumpy points and laughs at them.
Then Beaver feels hurt.

Miss Landers is
The Beavers nicest teacher
And she hates Judy

Lumpy is grumpy
When he's whining to Daddy.
Oh, Clarence! Grow up!

The Little Goof climbs
Into the soup billboard to
Find out it’s just smoke!

Is Eddie Haskell
Allergic to mayonnaise?
He's lying to June!?!

Eddie Haskell is
Full of you know what. He lies
To elder Cleavers

Larry eats apples.
Is that his favorite fruit?
He just likes to chew?

June likes to wear pearls

Though she is in the kitchen

Almost all the time.

Eddie Haskell is
Phony:very full of it
Most see right through him!

Gilbert is a rat.
Gets Beaver into trouble.
Larry was sweeter.

I agree! Gilbert’s
A dirty double crosser
I dislike him too!

Cookie Fund

Judy says she’ll tell,
If the boys eat the cookies.
Judy is a “bleep.”

Judy will tell all
To Miss Landers-who thinks Judy
Is so full of it!

Body found next day.
Appears to have been beaten.
It’s Judy Hensler!

Miss Landers the fox
Beaver had a crush on her.
And she was sweet too.

Mrs. Rayburn is
The Beaver’s principal and
Is quite no-nonsense

Eddie tries to cheat
Puts crib sheet in Boy’s Room but
Teacher threw it out