JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
05-07-2002, 08:42 PM
Here is a hilarious joke.
A French man is having his petit dejeuner (coffee, croissants,
bread, butter and jam) when an American man, chewing
gum, sits down next to him.
The Frenchman ignores the American who, nevertheless,
starts a conversation.
American: "You French folk eat the whole bread?"
Frenchman (in a bad mood): "Of course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In the
States, we only eat what is inside. The crusts we collect in a
container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell
them to France." The American has a smirk on his face.
The Frenchman listens in silence.
The American insists: "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?"
Frenchman: "Of course."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and
chuckling) "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for
breakfast, put all peel, seeds and leftovers in containers,
recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to
France."
The Frenchman then asks: "And what do you do with
condoms once you've used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."
Frenchman: "We don't. In France, we put them in a
container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum
and sell it to America"
A French man is having his petit dejeuner (coffee, croissants,
bread, butter and jam) when an American man, chewing
gum, sits down next to him.
The Frenchman ignores the American who, nevertheless,
starts a conversation.
American: "You French folk eat the whole bread?"
Frenchman (in a bad mood): "Of course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In the
States, we only eat what is inside. The crusts we collect in a
container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell
them to France." The American has a smirk on his face.
The Frenchman listens in silence.
The American insists: "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?"
Frenchman: "Of course."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and
chuckling) "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for
breakfast, put all peel, seeds and leftovers in containers,
recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to
France."
The Frenchman then asks: "And what do you do with
condoms once you've used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."
Frenchman: "We don't. In France, we put them in a
container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum
and sell it to America"