It feels like they are dragging their feet getting season five up and it's driving me crazy!

The wait between seasons three and four didn't feel nearly this long. Every day I check hoping they've posted it, but I'm met with nothing but disappointment. Grrr...I hate waiting. :(

I would have thought it was FilmRise's issue but season 5 is out in the UK and Canada, so obviously this is an issue with Amazon. The UM and FilmRise people kept saying "any day now" so I bet they are frustrated too.

This is trying my patience, though. They have been coming out religiously at the beginning of the month but not now. And I doubt we'll see anything soon with the holiday weekend in play.

Maybe someone can produce a "Missing" UM segment for season 5... :lol:

Season 2, 3 & 4 were all released on the 6th or 7th day of the month like clockwork. Season 5........WHO KNOWS!!!!

At this point, with 2 weeks of vague responses such as "any day now" or "keep checking the website", this is SOOOOOO frustrating!!! (UK has now had Season 5 for 2 weeks!!!!)

To be optimistic on things, I bet Season 6 will be released within the next 2 weeks, maybe we will get Season 5 & 6 at the same time.

At this moment though I wish Amazon would tell us the whole truth, maybe the best thing to do is cancel your subscription to Amazon Video, mine runs out on June 18th, so if another season of UM is not out by then I am walking away.

I watch 95% of my shows on Netflix anyway, Amazon is just for Unsolved Mysteries.

Amazon/FilmRise just wanted you to get the full experience of an "Unsolved Mystery". They wanted us to experience the show firsthand with this clever, and fun surprise.

"Now the fans can know the feeling of their own Unsolved Mystery. We hope you all enjoyed our prank! Here's season 5-7!"

Okay good, it's not just me then!

I was just thinking I'm impatient, which I absolutely am. NCRavensFan, I am the same way. I'm usually on Netflix, but got Amazon too for UM. Now I find myself watching reruns until season 5 shows up.

Freakbook-LOL! So true...it really is starting to feel like its own mystery.

*Sigh* I'm hoping for the best...maybe by next weekend?

I agree, this weekend being Memorial Day weekend makes it unlikely.

Yeah this is getting ridiculous. I just sent the following email, probably to some random Amazon guy in India. I am sure my canned response will be in my inbox in the morning. Anyway, here is what I sent. I urge everyone else to send in similar questions/complaints. Show them there is a fan base and that we are pissed.

My email:

"Where is Unsolved Mysteries season 5? It has been released in the U.K. And Canada, but of course not in the US at the moment. Why? And when will it be released? It is obviously not an issue with FilmRise or the Unsolved Mysteries people since Canada and the U.K. Already have it. This shows that it is strictly an Amazon issue. So please, do not give me a canned or generic response saying something about licensing or distribution issues. Amazon has simply decided not to release it yet in the US. So to answer my question and to make this customer happy, please respond only with answers as to WHY it has not yet been released and WHEN it will be released. All other seasons have been released the first week of the month, now here we are at the last weekend in May and nothing for this month. What is going on?"

They're uploading on a dial up connection.

They're uploading on a dial up connection.

LOL! I still haven't even made it through Season 1 entirely - I have had other pressing matters and haven't had the concentration to sit and watch them all (especially if I've seen them before). I am annoyed that they promised all the episodes and have so many that aren't available (some reasons don't even make sense, especially ones that were on Farina's version). The Telecenter episode really should be made available, as should the Final Appeal cases. But I guess I should be grateful they have put anything out at all, after years of pulling them from "the forbidden site". Still - could they find anyone better to narrate "This is not a news broadcast" besides the intern who gets Cosgrove and Meurer coffee every morning (Note: I don't know that it was actually an intern or if they get them coffee.)?!

Apparently Amazon is aware of the issue and it's indeed something on their end, or so I hear anyway.

Saw elsewhere there's a ticket number of 0113782524 if you want to contact them and reference it to get an update.

The Amazon CEO is tugging at your heartstrings. He's looking at this forum laughing manically with his finger on the "broadcast" button. He's dangling catnip above a cat with a string. He's a sadistic man. The more you complain, and contact Amazon the longer he takes on purpose. His pleasure is your pain.

"If you have any information please dial 1-800-876-5353"

"If you have any information please dial 1-800-876-5353"

My inner pug is laughing hysterically:
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Season 6 will be released before season 5.

Elizabeth Ortiz served protein shakes to the people who were in charge of uploading so therefore we are not getting Season 5.

"If you have any information please dial 1-800-876-5353"

Damn. Underrated. :lol: :lol: :lol:

All of the Season 5 cases will be solved before they are posted on Amazon Prime.

Ha ha ha

Watch season 5 drop on the Filmrise App before it does on Amazon...

Elizabeth Ortiz served protein shakes to the people who were in charge of uploading so therefore we are not getting Season 5.


LOL!

Amazons updates are a laugh

Elizabeth Ortiz served protein shakes to the people who were in charge of uploading so therefore we are not getting Season 5.
awesome

Amazons updates are a laugh

I guess Amazon's CDN is cheaper, but won't do.

OMG!!!

I'm home sick today, but you guys are killing me with these responses! They are hilarious!

Season 5 will be on soon ya know what I'm saying? Like real soon ya know what I'm saying? Cuz like people wanna watch it ya know what I'm saying? Ya know what I'm saying? Ya know what I'm saying? Ya know what I'm saying?

I was already kinda mad at Amazon for not showing Richard Minns' hilarious booking photo upon being caught (he looks old, depressed, and downright decrepit) in their update. Now I'm just grumpy over this delay.


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Maybe some of us could take a road trip with the Prewitts to Amazon HQ. Just don't start "gripin' and a bitchin'" on the drive over there

Hahaha! Keep them coming, you know what I'm saying? ;)

Season Five is alive and lives in Omaha.

Just before posting season 5, Amazon looked at me like it was about to enjoy a large steak...

Season 5 left his newleywed wife to go gamble by itself on its wedding night

If this keeps up much longer, these El Sickos will pay.

It was hell living with Season 5. It was hell having it disappear the way that it did. And yet, now that I'm here on Amazon Prime and gotten settled and that whole problem is behind me, things are really pretty good.

Amazon, you're being bad again.

Maybe they buried Season 5 in Joe Owens compost box (where they evidently buried THAT segment too).

Perhaps we should call season 5 "Fumbles". It just keeps tripping up, and being too sloppy to reach Amazon.

Amazon, you're being bad again.

:lol: is the only response I can come up with to this.

Season 5 has got to be like 25 episodes! Something like that just doesn't get lost on a hard drive. Even on a big server! It simply can't disappear when the file is enormous!

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Season 5 has been released? Sure it was...sure it was....and I'm Michael Jordan. I used to play for the Chicago Bulls.

"I didn't need to see Season Five anyway."

I was thinking of contacting them...I'll send margaritas

I realize that Amazon has created a lot of sadness by not posting this season. You might think by making this post, that I am setting myself up to be watched, but there are a lot of other shows' season 5's on Amazon.

The Holy Spirit has guided Amazon to not put up Season 5

I like a clean Season Five.

There is a group us that believes so much in Season 5... If Amazon should fold, there is a group of us that will make Season 5 on our own. We believe that much in Season 5.

You don't have Season 5, all you have is circlestansive evidence.

Season Five is the season of the future, sir!

I've already finished season five. Hoping for 6 soon.

Season Five is the season of the future, sir!

I went out to the factory where Season 5 was supposedly made. It was just an empty hangar. The season simply doesn't exist.

I visited Amazon support chat, trying to get some answers:

Me: Season 5 of Unsolved Mysteries - Original Robert Stack Episodes has been released in the UK and Canada for a couple weeks now. When will it be available for US Prime customers?
You are now connected to Ponni from Amazon.com
Ponni: Hello, my name is Ponni. I'm here to help you today.
Me: Hi Ponni
Ponni: I understand your concern. Surely I will help you with this.
Me: Thank you. I would be greatly appreciated.
Ponni: You are welcome!
Do you mind waiting a few moments while I look into this for you?
Me: That's fine. I eagerly await your response.
Ponni: Thanks for waiting.
As this involves many teams and individuals, I'm unable to predict the current time-line in which the video will be made available.
Hence, to help you with this situation, I've forwarded your request to our Video team who'll get in touch with the respective developers and I hope that this video is made available as soon as possible.
I request you to check the website often.
Me: Thank you. Is there a support contact for the Video team?
Ponni: I'm really sorry, You are unable to contact them directly.Once the season is available in our website, you will get an confirmation email.
Me: I understand. Thank you for doing the needful and checking on this matter for me.
Ponni: You’re welcome.
Always my pleasure to assist you :) Is there anything else I can help you with?​
Me: That's all. Thank you.

In other news, my coworkers are getting a little tired of me complaining about Season 5 not being up yet:

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I visited Amazon support chat, trying to get some answers:

Me: Season 5 of Unsolved Mysteries - Original Robert Stack Episodes has been released in the UK and Canada for a couple weeks now. When will it be available for US Prime customers?
You are now connected to Ponni from Amazon.com
Ponni: Hello, my name is Ponni. I'm here to help you today.
Me: Hi Ponni
Ponni: I understand your concern. Surely I will help you with this.
Me: Thank you. I would be greatly appreciated.
Ponni: You are welcome!
Do you mind waiting a few moments while I look into this for you?
Me: That's fine. I eagerly await your response.
Ponni: Thanks for waiting.
As this involves many teams and individuals, I'm unable to predict the current time-line in which the video will be made available.
Hence, to help you with this situation, I've forwarded your request to our Video team who'll get in touch with the respective developers and I hope that this video is made available as soon as possible.
I request you to check the website often.
Me: Thank you. Is there a support contact for the Video team?
Ponni: I'm really sorry, You are unable to contact them directly.Once the season is available in our website, you will get an confirmation email.
Me: I understand. Thank you for doing the needful and checking on this matter for me.
Ponni: You’re welcome.
Always my pleasure to assist you :) Is there anything else I can help you with?​
Me: That's all. Thank you.

In other news, my coworkers are getting a little tired of me complaining about Season 5 not being up yet:

http://i65.tinypic.com/15d2zw3.jpg

she aint gunna help you watch that ancient show

I do like the name ponni though.

According to Michael Drosnin, author of The Bible Code, The Bible says the words 'UM Season 5 will release 2019 or 2039'. He cautioned that this was only a warning, so either it will be released, it won't be released, or it might be released.

On a side note, I have not finished season 2, so I don't care about this yet. But this is a fun thread!

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last one for today ;)

OFFER YOUR SEASON FIVE!!!!

Season 5 is in my oversized purse

"People in small towns, they talk a lot. And a lot of these rumors tend to get pretty vicious. There's been a couple rumors that I chopped Season Five up and put Season Five in garbage bags and buried Season Five at the dump. That's one of the first ones I heard, and that one really got to me, because I guess they were actually up there digging around."

Someone dropped off season five near the glass bank, barefoot, and it's never been seen again.

I'm going to the beach in July so would be nice to be able to stream it at night with my phone hotspot while recovering from the days sunburn. I've watched seasons 1-4 so ready for more.

I don't know why they are questioning the existence of season five. To me that is like questioning the existence of the bodies on the track.

My family doesn't do Unsolved Mysteries Season 5.

A man doesn't work, a man doesn't get Season 5.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I am dying over this... So well done, unsolvedfan4life! This won the internet today.

This is my new favorite thread.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I am dying over this... So well done, unsolvedfan4life! This won the internet today.

^^

"It's easy to see that Amazon is faking amnesia. Where is season 5? I don't know. Do you know when season 5 will be available? I don't know. It's easy"

I think Unsolved Mysteries Season 5 is probably in Canada and it will come back in 7 years scot free and not be able to touch it.

You hurt my Season Five real bad....

New Kids on the Block would like to make a personal appeal for Season 5 to be released.

Many of the students claimed they saw a presence in the room and even heard a voice telling them to watch season five. After the explosion, this haunting image which many believe to be an image of season five was burned into the wall.

Ah man I butchered my last post. Helps if I could read.


Here's RS on Marie Hilley:


The Robbie Hannon character was skillfully and deliberately created. She was attractive, she was available, she was rich, she might die in the future, and being from Canada she had amazon prime UM season 5. The possibilities seemed endless.

Two young boys found a unique rock with strange symbols down by the river. By the time they got back to their house, Season 5 was available on Amazon.

"One of the last times I saw him, Season 5 said a very strange thing to me...he said, I don't know when I'll ever see you again. And that was the last time I ever saw Season 5 again."

For every season 5 there is someone somewhere who knows the truth. Perhaps that someone is watching, perhaps It's you.

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I would like to know how Amazon could live with themselves, how anyone could live with them self, after not uploading Season 5

Here's a photograph of Season 5 just days before its disappearance, and here is a computer enhanced simulation of what it might look like today.

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Here's a photograph of Season 5 just days before its disappearance, and here is a computer enhanced simulation of what it might look like today.

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Hahaha!

Here's a photograph of Season 5 just days before its disappearance, and here is a computer enhanced simulation of what it might look like today.

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"Season 5 is hanging by it's neck in it's f*****ng closet."

Update: We have no f*****g clue where Season Five is....

"I didn't need to see season five anyways"

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What? I thought Canadians were supposed to be polite! ;)

I've got my own variation...

May 1, 2017. Millions of Unsolved Mysteries fans anxiously await the release of Season 5 on Amazon Prime. For unknown reasons, the season fails to appear that month and all attempts to obtain clearcut answers about its whereabouts go nowhere. Even after a new month begins, the whereabouts of Season 5 remain unknown. After that... the trail went cold.

What? I thought Canadians were supposed to be polite! ;)

That's what Charles Horvath thought too. :p :p

I've got my own variation...

May 1, 2017. Millions of Unsolved Mysteries fans anxiously await the release of Season 5 on Amazon Prime. For unknown reasons, the season fails to appear that month and all attempts to obtain clearcut answers about its whereabouts go nowhere. Even after a new month begins, the whereabouts of Season 5 remain unknown. After that... the trail went cold.

My wife wanted to know why I was shaking with tears ciming out of my eyes... I was laughing too hard to breathe! :lol:

This is the best thread EVER! So many well done posts. Great job, everyone!

A man was found dead in the desert. Strangely, he was wearing a bullet proof vest and he had Season 5 sewn into his underwear.

It's my understanding that season 5 went into the desert in search of spiritual enlightenment & was looking for "The Beast". Season 5 also left behind a cryptic message about tea & halloween. Weird stuff IYAM

"Okay I just spent a half hour on phone with Amazon prime video getting to bottom of this - also referencing the other posters ticket number numbers for previous complaints on this. The issue they are having - like with past seasons, is they can't get a group of certain episodes to go live in US market and are trying to figure out why - like when past seasons were missing one or two eps for week or two. Apparently more eps with this problem is season 5. Hopefully season 6 has its sh*t together so we can get two seasons fairly back to back and not got through this whole process for every season release - that's the update as of 7am on May 31"
submitted 3 days ago by Stevedave526

Amazon customer service right now

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Update: We have no f*****g clue where Season Five is....

Question for you: why is cussing banned here? We're all adults - the chances of someone under 18 wandering into a forum for a 30 year old show are pretty remote. Let the F-bombs fly, I say!

Hello are you lost? No im not lost. What are you doing out here? I'm looking for the season 5. Well your not going to find a season 5 out here. Well I'm gonna keep looking.

This is the same segment as: you buys your season 5 and yous takes your chances haloween.

I just got this message from AMAZON US customer service:

"FORGET UNSOLVED MYSTERIES SEASON FIVE. DO NOTHING TO HURT THE MEMORY OF FARINA. IF YOU KEEP CALLING, YOU EL SICKOS WILL HAVE TO PAY."

I stopped calling.

lol

I heard that "Omar" burned season 5 in one of the houses he torched. That's why they can't find it.

"HAAA I SAID I'LL DO IT! I SAID I'LL BURN SEASON 5!"

Here's a photograph of Season 5 just days before its disappearance, and here is a computer enhanced simulation of what it might look like today.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I heard that "Omar" burned season 5 in one of the houses he torched. That's why they can't find it.

"HAAA I SAID I'LL DO IT! I SAID I'LL BURN SEASON 5!"

"AH-HAH-AH-HAH-HAHAHAHA... GOOD NIGHT."

I heard that "Omar" burned season 5 in one of the houses he torched. That's why they can't find it.

"HAAA I SAID I'LL DO IT! I SAID I'LL BURN SEASON 5!"

"The Amazon administrators are trying to put it up. What a laugh!"

"Season 5's got all the aspects of nature."

"Season 5 said our psychic centers were about to become one."

"Amazon, you're being bad again!"

"The Amazon administrators are trying to put it up. What a laugh!"

Lmao :lol: :lol:

Season 5 is so big that maybe it went to be a lunch lady, or a bus driver.

"We can build season 5 together!"

"Season 5's got all the aspects of nature."

Winner!

They can't get a few episodes to go live in the US?

"WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"

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"Okay I just spent a half hour on phone with Amazon prime video getting to bottom of this - also referencing the other posters ticket number numbers for previous complaints on this. The issue they are having - like with past seasons, is they can't get a group of certain episodes to go live in US market and are trying to figure out why - like when past seasons were missing one or two eps for week or two. Apparently more eps with this problem is season 5. Hopefully season 6 has its sh*t together so we can get two seasons fairly back to back and not got through this whole process for every season release - that's the update as of 7am on May 31"
submitted 3 days ago by Stevedave526

At least that is something of an answer. Better than the "we understand and apologize for the inconvenience but we still won't say what the hold up is" crap I was getting from them.

At this point though, I'm thinking of contacting ID Discovery and asking them to profile the missing season 5 on Disappeared.

Amazon needs to go back to their villa to write a check for Season 5 to be released.

Witnesses say that with season five not available to view, the statue of Christ closed its eyes.

Amazon needs to go back to their villa to write a check for Season 5 to be released.
lol I've been waiting for this one.

Amazon needs to go back to their villa to write a check for Season 5 to be released.

Bravo!

Amazon, your delays are a laugh.

IDA PREWITT: "And the whole car ride, dynoguy wouldn't stop b*tching and moaning about Amazon."

"They think SEASON FIVE is in the safe. Six knives in Rob's room. Yous buys your tea and yous take your chances AMAZON."

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"They think SEASON FIVE is in the safe. Six knives in Rob's room. Yous buys your tea and yous take your chances AMAZON."

:lol: :lol: :lol: This is awesome!

The only thing I would change:

"Yous buys your PRIME and yous take your chances... AMAZON." :D

I’d have never done anything to hurt Season Five. That’s just the person I am. A lot of people think I’m a violent person. I’m not a violent person. I want very much for Season Five to come home. But if for some reason Season Five doesn’t want to come home, you know, Season Five, at least call somebody, you know, let us know where you are, whether you’re all right.

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I’d have never done anything to hurt Season Five. That’s just the person I am. A lot of people think I’m a violent person. I’m not a violent person. I want very much for Season Five to come home. But if for some reason Season Five doesn’t want to come home, you know, Season Five, at least call somebody, you know, let us know where you are, whether you’re all right.

I hear there was people diggin... up at the landfill... like I killed Season Five and buried her up there.

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^^^ This is my absolute favorite so far! ^^^

^^^ This is my absolute favorite so far! ^^^

the meme made me laugh but i absolutely lost it when i looked at his avy.

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SOOOOON, Season Five!

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Who made the phone calls? That's the big question--who it was. It had to have been Season Five.

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Season 5 went to the hospital claiming that it swallowed a razor. Despite being handcuffed to a stretcher and being watched by an armed guard, it somehow escaped.

Update!



Thanks to our viewers, Season 5 has finally been uploaded and those responsible for its delay have been captured.

Finally, it's arrived. That took forever. I still wonder what the problem was.

An emotional update just took place:

[Season 5 pulls up in a car. I stand nervously at the door, holding flowers. Season 5 walks up and I open the door...]

Season 5: "It's been a long time..."

[We embrace and cry]

Me: "I prayed for this day, but I started to think it would never happen..."

[I look Season 5 up and down]

Me: "You look great. You look so much like Seasons 1-4..."

Anyone else a little sad that this thread no longer has a purpose? :(

Anyone else a little sad that this thread no longer has a purpose? :(

Considering that Season 6 should have been released by now, we can start it for that. ;)

Considering that Season 6 should have been released by now, we can start it for that. ;)

I'd guess that's the bright side - a shorter wait for Season 6

An emotional update just took place:

[Season 5 pulls up in a car. I stand nervously at the door, holding flowers. Season 5 walks up and I open the door...]

Season 5: "It's been a long time..."

[We embrace and cry]

Me: "I prayed for this day, but I started to think it would never happen..."

[I look Season 5 up and down]

Me: "You look great. You look so much like Seasons 1-4..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Newell was curious about the trunk Gabby had left in his care. His curiosity got the best of him and he opened the old trunk. In it were some old bleached bones and season five. But who put season five there? And why? Gabby just couldn't be sure...

Season five! Woohoo!

I see Gilbert Ortiz is in the season five releases. Maybe I will feel nostalgic and relive the Lifetime days by watching this one every single damn day for the rest of my life.

I see Gilbert Ortiz is in the season five releases. Maybe I will feel nostalgic and relive the Lifetime days by watching this one every single damn day for the rest of my life.

Just avoid that amino acid milkshake.

Newell was curious about the trunk Gabby had left in his care. His curiosity got the best of him and he opened the old trunk. In it were some old bleached bones and season five. But who put season five there? And why? Gabby just couldn't be sure...

Gabby: "I know I didn't do Season 5. I know I didn't shoot it."

Saw that segment today for the first time in a long time. Just wanted to add that.

I see Gilbert Ortiz is in the season five releases. Maybe I will feel nostalgic and relive the Lifetime days by watching this one every single damn day for the rest of my life.

Wait till they get to Cokeville, then you can watch it 4 times a day.

once again, Season 6 has been uploaded on Amazon UK but not in the US

once again, Season 6 has been uploaded on Amazon UK but not in the US

Huh. I was convinced Season 6 died in the first fire. But people have reported seeing Season 5 bring home large quantities of meat and beer, so maybe not...

Season 6, you gonna have lunch with me today? Well, I guess I'll have to eat that bologna and cheese by myself.

Season 6, you gonna have lunch with me today? Well, I guess I'll have to eat that bologna and cheese by myself.

Season 6 will grow you the biggest tomatoes

Season 6, you gonna have lunch with me today? Well, I guess I'll have to eat that bologna and cheese by myself.

LMAO what's this from

LMAO what's this from

The Permon Gilbert case. In the re-enactment, he was making a pass at a flower lady in the grocery store. He asked if she would have lunch with him, and she said no, so he said, "Well, I guess I'll have to eat that bologna and cheese by myself."

You know, come to think of it, Permon really was an attractive man. I know many women who said that. :lol:

Season 6 wants you to go into the back room.

Season 6 wants you to go into the back room.
Nah man I didn't see nothing I need to go outside. Well Season 6 says shut the hell up and get out of here....

Season 6 will grow you the biggest tomatoes
:lol:

Season 6 was uploaded to Amazon UK Friday Night and Amazon Canada last night. Still nothing for USA.

:lol:

Which case is the biggest tomatoe from

Season 6 was uploaded to Amazon UK Friday Night and Amazon Canada last night. Still nothing for USA.

More reason to want to move to Canada

Season 6 is up in Europe :D

Which case is the biggest tomatoe from

Ricardo Caputo.

http://unsolvedmysteries.wikia.com/wiki/Ricardo_Caputo

It's a funny reenactment, but an overall sad and enraging episode.

Ricardo Caputo.

http://unsolvedmysteries.wikia.com/wiki/Ricardo_Caputo

It's a funny reenactment, but an overall sad and enraging episode.

Very true, one of the worst segments I've seen.

I'm not trying to overstep my boundaries, nor am I trying to be insensitive, but the picture of Laura Gomez always creeped me out for some reason.

Very true, one of the worst segments I've seen.

I'm not trying to overstep my boundaries, nor am I trying to be insensitive, but the picture of Laura Gomez always creeped me out for some reason.

Very haunting, I agree. I'm not sure what it is about that photo. Maybe it's the far off look, not unlike Patricia Meehan's selfie (LooksLikeCRicci's avatar).

This is pretty ridiculous. How hard is to upload the content up to the USA Amazon site for purchase? There really aren't any good excuses for the continued delay time. Don't see why it can't all be done at the same time.

LOOK AT THE FLAMES, SEASON SIX!!!

LOOK AT THE FLAMES, SEASON SIX!!!

Whoa. You just uncovered something.

Season 6 x 3 + Flames = Season 666

Season 6 is the season of Satan. If you take Dennis Farina's head and turn it upside down and place a pentagram overtop of it then you'll get the head of the Baphomet.

If you add the magic rock, then the magic rock is the secret amulet of Satan in which one can summon Dennis Farina to make one wish. If you're able to track down the magic rock and make a wish to the dark lord Dennis Farina, then he'll upload season 6. But you have to soil the magic rock in Kathy's golden tears for Satan *ahem* Farina to fully grant the wish.

If we get England to take back the US, do we get to watch season 6?

If we get England to take back the US, do we get to watch season 6?

I'd rather be UM less.

I'm way back on season 3, so I don't actually care yet

Are the Blind River rest stop murders included in season 6?

Are the Blind River rest stop murders included in season 6?
I think that was in season 5.

I think that was in season 5.

Thanks!