It’s the Unsolved Mysteries Holiday Special with festive tips to make this Christmas season the best it can be. First off, Michael Swango will be in the kitchen cooking up some spicy last minute party treats. Next we’ll check in with Las Vegas correspondent Liza Montgomery for advice on finding “great deals and real steals” for everyone on your gift list. We’ll trim the tree with the unidentified Megadeath guy and make snow angels with Clarence and Brushy Bill Roberts. Still not in the Christmas spirit? Jule Caylor will fix that with his modern take on “The Night Before Christmas.” Then it’s off to the North Pole for a visit with Mrs. Claus (aka Bonnie Wilder) and all the elves in the UM Toy Store. Please join us tonight at 9:00 on UMTV.

UPDATE!!!

Before this segment even aired, several viewers, having heard that a special was in the works, have joined forces to hold their own Christmas Caroling Special near Tuscon, AZ. Hosted in the visitor's lounge of the Arizona State Prison Complex by Rev. Tony Alamo, the Caroling special will begin at 8:00 so viewers can move to the media room and watch the Unsolved Mysteries Holiday Special at 9:00.

Special guest singers Lathan Williams and Henry Rollins will also be in attendance, so remember to bring your autograph books, you know what I'm saying? All guests are encouraged to avoid discussions about Moses or Abraham.

So join us, you... may be able to make the season bright.

Love this! You know what I'm saying?

Special guest singers Lathan Williams and Henry Rollins will also be in attendance, so remember to bring your autograph books, you know what I'm saying? All guests are encouraged to avoid discussions about Moses or Abraham.

I actually literally LOL'ed at this. Hilarious.

I guess we'll have to get Elizabeth Ortiz to mix up the egg nog for everyone.

i wonder how Brad Bishop celebrates Christmas

I guess we'll have to get Elizabeth Ortiz to mix up the egg nog for everyone.

I'll take mine with extra amino acids, please. ;)

On the 26th, Chad Noe's redneck relatives will be happy to drop anyone off at Walmart for those great after-Christmas sales

haha nice original thread rerungirl!


to bring in the new year we are having a shoe offering bonfire at my house.

On the 26th, Chad Noe's redneck relatives will be happy to drop anyone off at Walmart for those great after-Christmas sales


Walmart during the holidays scares me, but not NEARLY as much as his crazy relatives! :crazy:

The Pollis family has graciously offered to handle all cleaning.

The Pollis family has graciously offered to handle all cleaning.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. They DO like clean houses.