Post your favorite Terminator Tirade here! I love the one where Julia terminates Shannon in the eposide called Reese's Friend!:lol: :happyface :D :) :talk: ;) :wave:

And to Shannon::p Dixie put you in your spot!

I like the one in... in... damn! I'm braindead! Seriosuly! I can't even remember what my name is! Oh wait... its' JOyce. ok.

You're crazy! LOL!:lol:

LoL! what a goober! LoL...my fave tirade of all time is 200% The night the lights went out in Georgia!!!! I only have two monologues completely memorized from Designing Women..that one and the one in the AIDS episode that Annie gives!

I love the one in Reservations For 8 ! :lol:

Here we go! I got em. Imma post em. I have two.

Yes, you can give him a message. You do take shorthand, don't you? Good, we take it in the South too. Anyway, just tell him that I have been a Southerner all my life, and I can vouche for the fact the we do eat a lot of things down here........ and we've certainly all had our share of grits and biscuits and gravy, and I myself have probably eaten enough fried chicken to feed a third world country ---- not to mention barbecue, cornbread, watermelon, fried pies, okra, and ...........yes.........if I were being perfectly candid, I would have to admit we have also eaten our share of crow, and for all I know --- during the darkest, leanest years of the Civil War, some of us may have had a Yankee or two for breakfast. But........... speaking for myself and hundreds of thousands of my Southern ancestors who have evolved through many decades of poverty, strife, and turmoil, I would like for Mr. Weaks to know that we have surely eaten many things in the past, and we will surely eat many things in the future, but --- God as my witness - -- we have never, I repeat, NEVER EATEN DIRT!!!

AND

I'm saying I want you and your equipment out of here now. If you are looking for somebody to suck pearls, then I suggest you try finding yourself and oyster. Because I am not a woman who does that, as a matter of fact, I don't know any woman who does that, because it's stupid. And it doesn't have any more to do with decorating than having cleavage and looking sexy has to do with working in a bank. These are not pictures about the women of Atlanta. These are about just the same thing they're always about. And it doesn't matter whether the clothes are on or off.........it's just the same ol' message. And I don't care how many pictures you've taken of movie stars --- when you start snapping photos of serious, successful businessmen like Donald Trump and Lee Iacocca in unzipped jumpsuits with wet lips, straddling chairs, then we'll talk.

I love those!

I can't quote the tirade word for word, but the one where Julia goes off on the newstand carrier selling adult magazines feauturing naked women is a classic!!! :)

I love the one in Blame It On New Orleans!!! LOL!:lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by Little Dixie Carter
I love the one in Blame It On New Orleans!!! LOL!:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ahhhh I have that memorized!!!! Lemme type it!!!

"Hey, hey, hey, New Orleans! I am Julia Sugarbaker! And I'm gonna go sleep in Anthony Bouvier's room. He is black, I am white, we are not engaged, and he is signifigantly younger than I am! So just stick that in your ettufet (sp???) and chuff(i dunno if she says chuff or what) on it!!"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love that one! LOL!

I love the one where she goes off on that one guy when they're in a restaurant. He comes over and asks if he can join them and she tells him off, come to realize that he works for the IRS.

Oh yes! Those are all classics! "There's no need for introductions Ray Don, we know who you are." :lol:

My favorite is when Karen from the tour of homes comes to the Sugarbaker house and Julia Tells her off, And I also really like her tirade during the Beauty Contest episode.

They are all calssics! :)

My favorite one is when she is sticking up for Susanne...

"And that Marjorie just so you will know, and your children will some day know, was the night the lights went out in Georgia." :clap:

My favorite would have to be in "The Pilot"....the first Terminator Tirade of all. When Julia tells off Ray Don Simpson.:lol:

another one i remember that was cool was when Charlene thought she had cancer and the doctor just ignored her problem .....Julia went to him and chewed him out for disregarding women ...GO Julia!
and so many others........
:D

:lol: Julia Rocks :rock:

I wish I could be like that and always know how to come back at people when they talk mess :D

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Ahhhh I have that memorized!!!! Lemme type it!!!

"Hey, hey, hey, New Orleans! I am Julia Sugarbaker! And I'm gonna go sleep in Anthony Bouvier's room. He is black, I am white, we are not engaged, and he is signifigantly younger than I am! So just stick that in your ettufet (sp???) and chuff(i dunno if she says chuff or what) on it!!"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

That ones probably my favorite.

Side-note: Another funny moment was a couple of minutes before that when Charlene and Suzanne come in with that Etuffe and are arguing about if that man is really a man or not, and Julia says it's the stupidest argument she's ever hears and wants to go to sleep. Right after that, Suzanne goes, "Julia, keep your voice down, this is a hotel". Ooooh, Julia gets mad and goes "Excuuuuuuse me" and starts her rant.