View Full Version : How far can a dog run into the woods?


Montana Ponine
04-25-2002, 09:24 PM
How far can a dog run into the woods?

(btw it's a riddle, in case you were wondering...)

Chocoholic
04-25-2002, 09:27 PM
Only halfway. After that, he's running OUT.

Czas na Zywiec
04-25-2002, 09:40 PM
Here's more of a question.

Did anyone hear about the baby that was born in a hospital in New York last night that was half-human, half-animal?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Montana Ponine
04-25-2002, 09:41 PM
omg HP how do u people get these so fast????

OK another one... A man was painting a 60-foot building on a ladder..And he fell off and landed on the pavement yet he didn't break a single bone in his body. How?

AllIWantIsYourClutch
04-25-2002, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by Montana Ponine
omg HP how do u people get these so fast????

OK another one... A man was painting a 60-foot building on a ladder..And he fell off and landed on the pavement yet he didn't break a single bone in his body. How?

he was painting the bottom.

Kay Scarpetta
04-25-2002, 09:56 PM
Here is one-

A rooster was sitting on a farmhouse. The farmhouse was on the middle of the Canadian/US boarder. It laid an egg. Did the egg roll down the roof into the US, or Canada?

Czas na Zywiec
04-25-2002, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Here is one-

A rooster was sitting on a farmhouse. The farmhouse was on the middle of the Canadian/US boarder. It laid an egg. Did the egg roll down the roof into the US, or Canada?

Neither Way. Roosters don't lay eggs. :p

Kay Scarpetta
04-25-2002, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Neither Way. Roosters don't lay eggs. :p

Heh heh heh. Most people I tell that too don't catch that. Maybe the people I tell it to are dumb, LOL

Czas na Zywiec
04-25-2002, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


Heh heh heh. Most people I tell that too don't catch that. Maybe the people I tell it to are dumb, LOL

:lol: Hey I might be an idiot, but I'm not stupid! ;)

Kay Scarpetta
04-25-2002, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


:lol: Hey I might be an idiot, but I'm not stupid! ;)

I didn't mean you, lol. I ment the people I tell it to in real life :)

Czas na Zywiec
04-25-2002, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


I didn't mean you, lol. I ment the people I tell it to in real life :)

No no no! I didn't say you called me one. I'm was just stating, that's all.

And.....Karli.......did you hear about that baby?

Czas na Zywiec
04-25-2002, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


I didn't mean you, lol. I ment the people I tell it to in real life :)

No no no! I didn't say you called me one. I'm was just stating, that's all.

And.....Karli.......did you hear about that baby? :eek:

Kay Scarpetta
04-25-2002, 10:37 PM
No...what...happened to the baybay.

Czas na Zywiec
04-25-2002, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
No...what...happened to the baybay.

Did you hear about that baby that was born in a hospital in New York that was half-human, half-animal?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?










































He had a dear face and a bare bottom! :lol:

Kay Scarpetta
04-25-2002, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Did you hear about that baby that was born in a hospital in New York that was half-human, half-animal?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

He had a dear face and a bare bottom! :lol:

:lol:........I get it.

Czas na Zywiec
04-25-2002, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


:lol:........I get it.

:lol: Cool! I had to explain it ot Jenny 3 times before she got it! :lol: :lol: :lol:

She drained me out I'm telling ya!

Ewan's My Man
04-26-2002, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by Montana Ponine
omg HP how do u people get these so fast????

OK another one... A man was painting a 60-foot building on a ladder..And he fell off and landed on the pavement yet he didn't break a single bone in his body. How?

He was painting it on the ladder?? Either that or he was on the bottom