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Alex Cooper
09-14-2016, 11:49 PM
The premise: Post a "Match Game" style, One Day-related question.

Then, as a reply, post an answer.

Subsequent posters will be on the honor system that they have not looked at the already posted answer, and post one of their own.

True matches will be rewarded with the prize of extreme satisfaction and the awe of all others.:)

First Match question, submitted by opus:

When Julie had appendicitis, she wouldn't stop talking, so the doctor had to shove the thermometer in her ____________!?

Alex Cooper
09-15-2016, 12:07 AM
Another:

Ann said, "I'm so mad at Francine. Not only did she still my latest ad idea, she also stole my _______!"

Alex Cooper
09-15-2016, 12:08 AM
Another:

Ann said, "I'm so mad at Francine. Not only did she still my latest ad idea, she also stole my _______!"

Adopted son!

opus
09-15-2016, 12:25 AM
The premise: Post a "Match Game" style, One Day-related question.

Then, as a reply, post an answer.

Subsequent posters will be on the honor system that they have not looked at the already posted answer, and post one of their own.

True matches will be rewarded with the prize of extreme satisfaction and the awe of all others.:)

First Match question, submitted by opus:

When Julie had appendicitis, she wouldn't stop talking, so the doctor had to shove the thermometer in her ____________!?

If I understand your rules I should give you the answer I had in mind? You were supposed to think "dirty", like butt , but give a clean answer, like ear or armpit.

opus
09-15-2016, 12:26 AM
Another:

Ann said, "I'm so mad at Francine. Not only did she still my latest ad idea, she also stole my _______!"

Broom.

Alex Cooper
09-15-2016, 12:31 AM
When Julie had appendicitis, she wouldn't stop talking, so the doctor had to shove the thermometer in her ____________!?


In the derrière, Bob!:crazy:

Alex Cooper
09-15-2016, 12:33 AM
If I understand your rules I should give you the answer I had in mind? You were supposed to think "dirty", like butt , but give a clean answer, like ear or armpit.


Well, as dirty/clean as the original Match Game and the 1970s censors would allow..which should be pretty acceptable for today's standards...

I'm still trying to work out how this would work. If any one has any suggestions, let me know!:wave:

opus
09-15-2016, 12:35 AM
Did you hear Beerbelly ran out of beer? He got so desperate he was forced to drink ________.

(There's lots of possible answers . I don't have one in mind).

Alex Cooper
09-15-2016, 12:37 AM
Did you hear Beerbelly ran out of beer? He got so desperate he was forced to drink ________.

(There's lots of possible answers . I don't have one in mind).

Vanilla extract!

opus
09-15-2016, 12:38 AM
I'm still trying to work out how this would work. If you have any suggestions, let me know!:wave:

I'd say just leave a question, let people answer, and someone can leave a new question. Kind of like the wrong answer game .
:wave:

Alex Cooper
09-15-2016, 12:41 AM
I'd say just leave a question, let people answer, and someone can leave a new question. Kind of like the wrong answer game :wave:

That's probably the best way! The "match" angle may be too hard, especially if it's the honor system not to look at the posted answers.:)

How about, after six posted answers, people can vote which one they think was the best?:)

Anna Karenina
09-15-2016, 09:36 AM
http://waytofamous.com/images/debralee-scott-04.jpg

Ann Romano's mouth was so wide. "HOW WIDE WAS IT?" :eek:

How many BLANKS was she able to stuff in it? ;)

Bonniegirl
09-15-2016, 10:56 AM
http://waytofamous.com/images/debralee-scott-04.jpg

Ann Romano's mouth was so wide. "HOW WIDE WAS IT?" :eek:

How many BLANKS was she able to stuff in it? ;)


Of Schneider's tools was she able to stuff in her mouth.:D

Anna Karenina
09-15-2016, 11:01 AM
Of Schneider's tools was she able to stuff in her mouth.:D

His plier, his wrench and his big swarthy snake!...:lol:

Bonniegirl
09-15-2016, 11:31 AM
His plier, his wrench and his big swarthy snake!...:lol:

He really " snaked" her drain!:lol:

Bonniegirl
09-15-2016, 11:33 AM
Max said Blank when he first saw Julie in her horse sweater.

Anna Karenina
09-15-2016, 12:35 PM
He really " snaked" her drain!:lol:

And her "woonch"...;)

Anna Karenina
09-15-2016, 12:40 PM
Max said Blank when he first saw Julie in her horse sweater.

So when is the younger sister going to be legal already? :) I really would like to see if I can "curl her toes". :happyface

How much blank does Max use in his fish chowder? :D

Bonniegirl
09-15-2016, 03:26 PM
So when is the younger sister going to be legal already? :) I really would like to see if I can "curl her toes". :happyface

How much blank does Max use in his fish chowder? :D
How much Heavy cream. :happyface

opus
09-15-2016, 05:40 PM
Max said Blank when he first saw Julie in her horse sweater.

Whoa!

(a little horse humor)

New question:

Bad news for ODAAT. Bonnie Franklin has quit the show. So the producers have hired _____ to play Ann Romano.

I'll leave 2 answers. Lucille Ball or Danny Bonaduce (2 possible redheads working back then)

Since it's Match Game, I left some answers. See if you can match :wave:

Babalu
09-15-2016, 06:09 PM
Max said Blank when he first saw Julie in her horse sweater.


That's the second ugliest horse I've seen today.

Bonniegirl
09-15-2016, 06:31 PM
Yeah, the definitive answers would have something to do with a horse! Can you give an answer to your own question? If so

Max said "Can I ride you " ?when he saw Julie in her horse sweater! ;)

Bonniegirl
09-15-2016, 06:34 PM
Whoa!

(a little horse humor)

New question:

Bad news for ODAAT. Bonnie Franklin has quit the show. So the producers have hired _____ to play Ann Romano.


I'll leave 2 answers. Lucille Ball or Danny Bonaduce (2 possible redheads working back then)

Since it's Match Game, I left some answers. See if you can match :wave:

They hired Witchy Poo formally of HR Puff N Stuff to play Ann!:D

opus
09-15-2016, 07:58 PM
At the first New Years Eve show after Julie left him , Max is going to do a solo. The song he will perform is __________.

Anna Karenina
09-15-2016, 08:33 PM
At the first New Years Eve show after Julie left him , Max is going to do a solo. The song he will perform is __________.

"We are never, ever, ever getting back together."

Instead of moaning, "Oh Mark!" on her honeymoon bed, recently deflowered Barbara exclaimed...

"Oh....______!" :eek:

Bonniegirl
09-15-2016, 09:21 PM
At the first New Years Eve show after Julie left him , Max is going to do a solo. The song he will perform is __________.

He will perform "Dancing with myself " by Billy Idol !:D

Bonniegirl
09-15-2016, 09:24 PM
"We are never, ever, ever getting back together."

Instead of moaning, "Oh Mark!" on her honeymoon bed, recently deflowered Barbara exclaimed...7

"Oh....______!" :eek:
Elliot, I want it ENDLESSLY!!!:happyface

Anna Karenina
09-15-2016, 09:45 PM
Elliot, I want it ENDLESSLY!!!:happyface

Elliott was not only a dangerous stalker but a human love machine!

Anna Karenina
09-15-2016, 09:57 PM
He will perform "Dancing with myself " by Billy Idol !:D

"I will survive." The best disco breakup song ever! :)

opus
09-15-2016, 09:57 PM
Instead of moaning, "Oh Mark!" on her honeymoon bed, recently deflowered Barbara exclaimed...

"Oh....______!" :eek:

Opus!

Oh c'mon, did you think I was gonna use Nordy?:wave:


Alex got mad at Ann again, but there was no plant available, so he threw a _______ at her.

Anna Karenina
09-15-2016, 10:04 PM
Opus!

Oh c'mon, did you think I was gonna use Nordy?:wave:


Alex got mad at Ann again, but there was no plant available, so he threw a _______ at her.

:wave:

I actually had the same Alex/plant question in my mind. But I can't think of a good answer except that he threw his weiners at her...:p

Bob broke up with Claudia because she had another secret which involved herself and ________.

Bonniegirl
09-15-2016, 10:33 PM
:wave:

I actually had the same Alex/plant question in my mind. But I can't think of a good answer except that he threw his weiners at her...:p

Bob broke up with Claudia because she had another secret which involved herself and ________.

Herself and Max!!!! Julie was foolish in thinking Max was fooling around with Stewardesses at his job! He was really fooling around with " Easy Lay" Faraday when he was in Indy visiting the Inlaws on a stopover, or Layover ( pardon the pun), flight in Indy!!!;) :D

Anna Karenina
09-15-2016, 10:46 PM
Herself and Max!!!! Julie was foolish in thinking Max was fooling around with Stewardesses at his job! He was really fooling around with " Easy Lay" Faraday when he was in Indy visiting the Inlaws on a stopover, or Layover ( pardon the pun), flight in Indy!!!;) :D

They would have made a very attractive couple, she was certainly a more "giving" person than Julie turned out to be. :D

The "Funny Boys" were outsmarted by Barbara with her fake arm cast. When they found out she deceived them they got their revenge by _________.

Bonniegirl
09-15-2016, 11:07 PM
They would have made a very attractive couple, she was certainly a more "giving" person than Julie turned out to be. :D

The "Funny Boys" were outsmarted by Barbara with her fake arm cast. When they found out she dec
eived them they got their revenge by _________.
That's a good question ,Anna!;) I can't think of a good Match game answer at the moment though!!!:confused:

But....




Max & Claudia would have made a cute, passionate ,good couple IMO!!!;)

Anna Karenina
09-15-2016, 11:11 PM
That's a good question ,Anna!;) I can't think of a good Match game answer at the moment though!!!:confused:

But....




Max & Claudia would have made a cute, passionate ,good couple IMO!!!;)

:wave: She would have found his "happy trail"...:happyface

Bonniegirl
09-15-2016, 11:21 PM
:wave: She would have found his "happy trail"...:happyface
Oh Sh*t!! I sure saw the Happy trail while watching Gorp this afternoon with my tongue out over a glass of wine! :D :happyface He has upper chest hair as we saw in the Kaptain Kool pics, than he's not very hairy after that till we get down to the lower belly, and than just the "Happy trail"!! So sexy and beautiful!!!;) :happyface OMG, I'm tingling as I post this!!!:eek:

opus
09-15-2016, 11:25 PM
The "Funny Boys" were outsmarted by Barbara with her fake arm cast. When they found out she deceived them they got their revenge by _________.

Kidnapping Julie and sending a fake break up message.

opus
09-15-2016, 11:33 PM
But I can't think of a good answer except that he threw his weiners at her...:p


No, that's a good one.....:)

Anna Karenina
09-16-2016, 12:16 AM
No, that's a good one.....:)

Thank you, Gary...:cheers:

When Schneider left town who got custody of Beerbelly and his ______?

Anna Karenina
09-16-2016, 12:18 AM
Kidnapping Julie and sending a fake break up message.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

That would have been up their alley for sure...

Anna Karenina
09-16-2016, 12:21 AM
Oh Sh*t!! I sure saw the Happy trail while watching Gorp this afternoon with my tongue out over a glass of wine! :D :happyface He has upper chest hair as we saw in the Kaptain Kool pics, than he's not very hairy after that till we get down to the lower belly, and than just the "Happy trail"!! So sexy and beautiful!!!;) :happyface OMG, I'm tingling as I post this!!!:eek:

Color me jealous...:cool: Younger Kurt Russell from the Silkwood era with his shirt off has that effect on me too...:happyface

opus
09-16-2016, 12:41 PM
Thank you, Gary...:cheers:

When Schneider left town who got custody of Beerbelly and his ______?

CB radio.


When Alex surprisingly showed up at Christmas, there were no ship cabins left, so they put him in the _____.

Anna Karenina
09-16-2016, 01:12 PM
CB radio.


When Alex surprisingly showed up at Christmas, there were no ship cabins left, so they put him in the _____.

The closet. ;) This was 1984. I am glad times have changed. :)

Max is happily married to the blonde lady he met at the duck pond who treats him like the King he is. Mark dumps Barbara to go on tour with the Funny Boys and she realizes Max was the one for her all along. She goes to the Horvath home to try to reclaim the one who curled her toes and asks Bonnie H. if its okay with her. Bonnie H is understandably shocked, she gets right up in her face and says ________!

Bonniegirl
09-16-2016, 01:27 PM
The closet. ;) This was 1984. I am glad times have changed. :)

Max is happily married to the blonde lady he met at the duck pond who treats him like the King he is. Mark dumps Barbara to go on tour with the Funny Boys and she realizes Max was the one for her all along. She goes to the Horvath home to try to reclaim the one who curled her toes and asks Bonnie H. if its okay with her. Bonnie H is understandably shocked, she gets right up in her face and says ________!

Hit the road lady , Max is mine !!!:mad:

Anna Karenina
09-16-2016, 01:42 PM
Hit the road lady , Max is mine !!!:mad:

What would Duck Pond Bonnie H. do if Julie wanted him back? :wave:

opus
09-16-2016, 01:49 PM
Hit the road lady , Max is mine !!!:mad:

You didn't finish it. It's "hit the road lady, Max is mine. Here's the address of guy in New York...."



Did you hear about Claudia Faraday? She was so "friendly" even _____ hooked up with her.

Anna Karenina
09-16-2016, 02:01 PM
You didn't finish it. It's "hit the road lady, Max is mine. Here's the address of guy in New York...."



Did you hear about Claudia Faraday? She was so "friendly" even _____ hooked up with her.

:lol:

Mr. Connors.

Somebody do a season 2 David Kane set up so I can get some of this action...:lol: I need love too...:lol:

opus
09-16-2016, 03:31 PM
:lol:

Mr. Connors.

Somebody do a season 2 David Kane set up so I can get some of this action...:lol: I need love too...:lol:

After his marriage proposals were turned down by Ann twice, David left Indianapolis, gave up the law, and became a screenwriter. His first script was about Ann and titled _______.

Anna Karenina
09-16-2016, 03:33 PM
:lol: Season 2 David Kane is in the hallway crying after being dumped like the trash by Ann Romano.

Upstairs neighbor Anna Karenina spots him, takes him in to her arms and comforts him while he pours his broken heart out to her. Their hungry lips meet greedily and they are about to kiss passionately when just then Ann Romano, deciding she still loves him after all walks out and sees this tender moment and exclaims________!

(Opus and I posted at the same time!):)

Anna Karenina
09-16-2016, 03:38 PM
After his marriage proposals were turned down by Ann twice, David left Indianapolis, gave up the law, and became a screenwriter. His first script was about Ann and titled _______.

I dodged a bullet!

Ann, the Red Menace.

Annie Bawl...:eek:

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover.

:wave:

opus
09-16-2016, 04:52 PM
:lol: Season 2 David Kane is in the hallway crying after being dumped like the trash by Ann Romano.

Upstairs neighbor Anna Karenina spots him, takes him in to her arms and comforts him while he pours his broken heart out to her. Their hungry lips meet greedily and they are about to kiss passionately when just then Ann Romano, deciding she still loves him after all walks out and sees this tender moment and exclaims________!


"What do you want, red or white?"

I dodged a bullet!

Ann, the Red Menace.

Annie Bawl...:eek:

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover.

:wave:

My answer was The Fascist in Pantyhose :wave:

Anna Karenina
09-16-2016, 05:13 PM
"What do you want, red or white?"



My answer was The Fascist in Pantyhose :wave:

Damn! I knew you were going for something show related. I should have known...:wave:

The red or white comment, was that an ice cream lady reference?

opus
09-16-2016, 05:25 PM
The red or white comment, was that an ice cream lady reference?

Yup. Whenever I post dialog I double check YouTube first. That's her line when she brings over the strawberry and vanilla pints.

Anna Karenina
09-16-2016, 05:36 PM
Yup. Whenever I post dialog I double check YouTube first. That's her line when she brings over the strawberry and vanilla pints.

I tried to go on YT but I couldn't think of the name of the episode...but it sounded familiar...:wave:

I am running out of questions...UGH!...:mad:

opus
09-16-2016, 05:45 PM
I tried to go on YT but I couldn't think of the name of the episode...but it sounded familiar...:wave:

I am running out of questions...UGH!...:mad:

That's my other trick. I go to One Day at a Time on epguides and check the list till I find the title I think I'm looking for.

How about:

Barbara is going to do another bath scene, but the price of bubble bath is skyrocketing. So to save money they're going to use_____.

Anna Karenina
09-16-2016, 06:11 PM
That's my other trick. I go to One Day at a Time on epguides and check the list till I find the title I think I'm looking for.

How about:

Barbara is going to do another bath scene, but the price of bubble bath is skyrocketing. So to save money they're going to use_____.

(Good trick, Gary. :wave: )

Claggett's cheap booze??? :crazy:

Jeannie comes back with Schneider's swarthy skinned baby boy in tow.

The baby was born with a mustache an odd birthmark in the shape of a _______.?

Bonniegirl
09-16-2016, 06:19 PM
(Good trick, Gary. :wave: )

Claggett's cheap booze??? :crazy:

Jeannie comes back with Schneider's swarthy skinned baby boy in tow.

The baby was born with a mustache an odd birthmark in the shape of a _______.?


In the shape of a tool belt!

opus
09-16-2016, 06:30 PM
"Don't call me Babs", screamed Barbara. "Don't call me Beulah". So they all just called her ______.

Bonniegirl
09-16-2016, 07:11 PM
"Don't call me Babs", screamed Barbara. "Don't call me Beulah". So they all just called her ______.
Miss B

Max said "I couldn't find a cat to feed my fish chowder to, so I fed it to Blank!

Alex Cooper
09-16-2016, 09:53 PM
Barbara is going to do another bath scene, but the price of bubble bath is skyrocketing. So to save money they're going to use_____.

Alex's hot breath on the mirror to cover the naughty bits.

Barbara said, "It sure is hard being married to a dentist. Yesterday, instead of kissing me goodnight, Mark ___________________!"

Alex Cooper
09-16-2016, 09:54 PM
"Don't call me Babs", screamed Barbara. "Don't call me Beulah". So they all just called her ______.

Butt Dimples!

Alex Cooper
09-16-2016, 10:01 PM
They would have made a very attractive couple, she was certainly a more "giving" person than Julie turned out to be. :D

The "Funny Boys" were outsmarted by Barbara with her fake arm cast. When they found out she deceived them they got their revenge by _________.

curling Mark's toes!

opus
09-16-2016, 10:26 PM
Barbara said, "It sure is hard being married to a dentist. Yesterday, instead of kissing me goodnight, Mark ___________________!"

said "lie down, you have a cavity that needs filling"

Bonniegirl
09-16-2016, 10:34 PM
said "lie down, you have a cavity that needs filling"
:lol: :D

Alex Cooper
09-16-2016, 10:35 PM
said "lie down, you have a cavity that needs filling"

I like that better than "he told me spit and rinse!":)

Did you hear about the unfortunate runaways, Julie and Chuck? After someone stole their van, they had to live in a _________!

Bonniegirl
09-16-2016, 10:38 PM
Miss B

Max said "I couldn't find a cat to feed my fish chowder to, so I fed it to Blank!

Mine kind of got lost in the shuffle !!:crazy: I'm sorry mine aren't that good, you all are better players than I am I guess!:confused:

Svenfan1234
09-16-2016, 10:42 PM
I like that better than "he told me spit and rinse!":)

Did you hear about the unfortunate runaways, Julie and Chuck? After someone stole their van, they had to live in a _________!

Sleazebag hotel.

Max gave Babs a kiss that _________!

Alex Cooper
09-16-2016, 10:44 PM
http://waytofamous.com/images/debralee-scott-04.jpg


Off Game Topic, but...

Aw, man, I was gonna "claim" Debralee!

Thank you for the pic, Anna! Debralee was really funny and pretty on "Match Game," "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman," and "Angie," and it's such a shame that she died so young!:(

Svenfan1234
09-16-2016, 10:46 PM
^Check in on the ODAAT "main" thread, Alex!!!

Alex Cooper
09-16-2016, 10:47 PM
Mine kind of got lost in the shuffle !!:crazy: I'm sorry mine aren't that good, you all are better players than I am I guess!:confused:

That is a good question, I just haven't seen that episode, so I don't know if the chowder was supposed to be good, bad, or indifferent, which would affect my answer.:)

Alex Cooper
09-16-2016, 10:49 PM
Sleazebag hotel.

Max gave Babs a kiss that _________!

Flabbergasted her fingers!

opus
09-16-2016, 11:07 PM
Max said "I couldn't find a cat to feed my fish chowder to, so I fed it to Blank!


Mine kind of got lost in the shuffle

Happens to all of us from time to time :wave:

Now that I see it, my answer is Clagget.

opus
09-16-2016, 11:18 PM
I also owe Alex an apology he doesn't know about. I secretly thought this game would be dead by the weekend, but it looks like it may go for awhile :)

Alex Cooper
09-16-2016, 11:28 PM
I also owe Alex an apology he doesn't know about. I secretly thought this game would be dead by the weekend, but it looks like it may go for awhile :)

:wave: That's cool! And apology accepted but not really needed, as I didn't think this would have much shelf life either!:D

Bonniegirl
09-16-2016, 11:33 PM
Happens to all of us from time to time :wave:

Now that I see it, my answer is Clagget.


Good answer, but I would have said . He fed his fish chowder to a blonde lady from California that he met, and she thought it was DELICIOUS, :happyface and they fell in love and lived happily ever after! ;) :D

Anna Karenina
09-16-2016, 11:41 PM
Debralee Scott here but I can start dating Susan Flannery, eat some fried green tomatoes and turn into Fannie Flagg in a heartbeat. DS is yours, AC! :lol:

I love this game and think you all are hilarious but I can't think of anything good to offer. I will give it my best, I am very tired for some reason...:confused: I need to get some Vitameatavegamin!

Schneider's son Ronnie comes back in town with a secret. He is not really Schneider's son but his ________.

Bonniegirl
09-16-2016, 11:48 PM
Debralee Scott here but I can start dating Susan Flannery, eat some fried green tomatoes and turn into Fannie Flagg in a heartbeat. DS is yours, AC! :lol:

I love this game and think you all are hilarious but I can't think of anything good to offer. I will give it my best, I am very tired for some reason...:confused: I need to get some Vitameatavegamin!

Schneider's son Ronnie comes back in town with a secret. He is not really Schneider's son but his ________.

His daughter! He did a Chaz Bono number and became a man! :D :eek: Schneider actually Fathered a baby girl! ;)

Bonniegirl
09-16-2016, 11:51 PM
I'll be Patti Deutsch ! That was ML's first wife, Barbara's maiden name!


http://www.game-show-utopia.net/gene/mg73/mg73patti.jpg

Anna Karenina
09-17-2016, 12:01 AM
I'll be Patti Deutsch ! That was ML's first wife, Barbara's maiden name!


http://www.game-show-utopia.net/gene/mg73/mg73patti.jpg


That's right. I wonder if those ladies were related...Patti was my first choice for the game actually.

I also have a Brett Somers vibe so I want to keep her on reserve...:lol:

Funny story about BS. Apparently her husband, Jack Klugman was so afraid of her reaction when he wanted to tell her he wanted a divorce that he took her to a fancy restaurant so she would keep her voice down upon hearing the news...:D

Bonniegirl
09-17-2016, 12:06 AM
Debralee Scott here but I can start dating Susan Flannery, eat some fried green tomatoes and turn into Fannie Flagg in a heartbeat. DS is yours, AC! :lol:

I love this game and think you all are hilarious but I can't think of anything good to offer. I will give it my best, I am very tired for some reason...:confused: I need to get some Vitameatavegamin!

Schneider's son Ronnie comes back in town with a secret. He is not really Schneider's son but his ________.


You are tired because it is a full moon,and your sign Cancer is ruled by the moon! :) I wonder if ML is tired being that he's a Cancer too? I
'll go sleep with him if he's tired and wants company in the bed! :lol:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/26/f6/54/26f654c20f7467e0a8ba2658e71a894b.jpg

Anna Karenina
09-17-2016, 12:06 AM
His daughter! He did a Chaz Bono number and became a man! :D :eek: Schneider actually Fathered a baby girl! ;)

I didn't even have an answer in mind when I posed that question so you surpassed anything I could even have thought of my Sister!

That would have been a great twist! :eek:

Anna Karenina
09-17-2016, 12:09 AM
You are tired because it is a full moon,and your sign Cancer is ruled by the moon! :) I wonder if ML is tired being that he's a Cancer too? I
'll go sleep with him if he's tired and wants company in the bed! :lol:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/26/f6/54/26f654c20f7467e0a8ba2658e71a894b.jpg

I think even if he was tired ML would be up for anything with you...:wave:

When was the last time we said U is hard, guys? That still makes me laugh like an 8 year old...:lol:

Alex Cooper
09-17-2016, 12:19 AM
Funny story about BS. Apparently her husband, Jack Klugman was so afraid of her reaction when he wanted to tell her he wanted a divorce that he took her to a fancy restaurant so she would keep her voice down upon hearing the news...:D

They did a sketch like that on The Carol Burnett Show, with Carol and guests John Byner and Kenneth Mars!:)

Can I be Richard?:) :wave:

Bonniegirl
09-17-2016, 12:23 AM
I didn't even have an answer in mind when I posed that question so you surpassed anything I could even have thought of my Sister!

That would have been a great twist! :eek:


Thanx ! Finally, I have a good answer! :) I been feeling like I'm kind of a dud at this game! :confused:

Here is Opus and I ,Gemini positive and negative traits! :D


http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire2/07032008/a/7/3/2/a732449d19d3a0_full.jpg

Bonniegirl
09-17-2016, 12:26 AM
They did a sketch like that on The Carol Burnett Show, with Carol and guests John Byner and Kenneth Mars!:)

Can I be Richard?:) :wave:


Yes! You make a good Richard! ;) He's a Scorpio too! ;)


http://www.game-show-utopia.net/gene/mg73/mg73richardanswers.jpg

Alex Cooper
09-17-2016, 12:31 AM
Yes! You make a good Richard! ;) He's a Scorpio too! ;)


http://www.game-show-utopia.net/gene/mg73/mg73richardanswers.jpg

Yes, I call dibs on Richard, cuz he always sits between two fun and pretty ladies, which would be Bonnie and Anna!:) :wave:

Anna Karenina
09-17-2016, 12:33 AM
They did a sketch like that on The Carol Burnett Show, with Carol and guests John Byner and Kenneth Mars!:)

Can I be Richard?:) :wave:

Yes, I Mark Goodson also grant you official Richard Dawson status!

I LOVE Carol Burnett! My mom and I saw her in concert answering questions this year and were AMAZED at her stamina.

A little anecdote about the show. 2 drag queens were in the front row dressed as Mama and Mrs. Wiggins. "Mama" asked her a question and Carol said, "You know, Vicki Lawrence emailed me last night and told me you two might show up !" Apparently they are "Mama" groupies as well and travel around the country checking out her one woman show too...(I liked hearing that Vicki and she were still in touch)...:)

We tried to go back stage but Carol only would see a handful of people she promised autographs to including the drag queens...:lol: Is it still okay to say "drag queens" these days? I don't want to be offensive in any way....

Anna Karenina
09-17-2016, 12:39 AM
Thanx ! Finally, I have a good answer! :) I been feeling like I'm kind of a dud at this game! :confused:

Here is Opus and I ,Gemini positive and negative traits! :D


http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire2/07032008/a/7/3/2/a732449d19d3a0_full.jpg


It took me a while to get the hang of it too but its a lot of fun, thanks again for creating it Alex!:wave:

Interesting info about your Gemini traits, Bonnie...I know as a Cancer I am extremely sensitive, I have to watch out for that one! :crazy:

Alex Cooper
09-17-2016, 12:41 AM
Yes, I Mark Goodson grant you official Richard Dawson status!
Thanx!
Is it still okay to say "drag queens" these days? I don't want to be offensive in any way....

I believe the appropriate term is, Alternatively Clothed People.:lol: :)

I didn't know Carol was doing a show; I would love to see her in person! So cool that you got to go! Luck out!



Dumb Dora was so dumb, she thought "One Day at a Time" was about______!

Anna Karenina
09-17-2016, 12:42 AM
Yes, I call dibs on Richard, cuz he always sits between two fun and pretty ladies, which would be Bonnie and Anna!:) :wave:

Thanks! You can kiss me anytime and call me "Darlin'!" :happyface

Anna Karenina
09-17-2016, 12:46 AM
I believe the appropriate term is, Alternatively Clothed People.:lol: :)

I didn't know Carol was doing a show; I would love to see her in person! So cool that you got to go! Luck out!



Dumb Dora was so dumb, she thought "One Day at a Time" was about______!

Ah, thanks! Now I know the correct lingo...:)

I can't think of a good answer. UGH!!!:mad:

Bonniegirl
09-17-2016, 12:49 AM
I believe the appropriate term is, Alternatively Clothed People.:lol: :)

I didn't know Carol was doing a show; I would love to see her in person! So cool that you got to go! Luck out!



Dumb Dora was so dumb, she thought "One Day at a Time" was about______!

It was about the daily activities of a clock store employee !


http://www.champsclock.com/images/frontwall.jpg

Anna Karenina
09-17-2016, 12:52 AM
It was about the daily activities of a clock store employee !


http://www.champsclock.com/images/frontwall.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

If the show were focused soley on Julie it would be called One ____ At A Time...:eek:

Alex Cooper
09-17-2016, 12:52 AM
It was about the daily activities of a clock store employee !


http://www.champsclock.com/images/frontwall.jpg


Excellent CHIMING in!:happyface :lol:

Alex Cooper
09-17-2016, 12:57 AM
If the show were focused soley on Julie it would be called One ____ At A Time...:eek:
Self-induced crisis! (Or would that be Ann's show?:lol: )


The proposed spin-off starring Barbara, Mark, and his goofy friends would have been called_______________.

Anna Karenina
09-17-2016, 12:57 AM
Excellent CHIMING in!:happyface :lol:

Her CHIMING was perfect! :lol:

Anna Karenina
09-17-2016, 01:00 AM
Self-induced crisis! (Or would that be Ann's show?:lol: )


The proposed spin-off starring Barbara, Mark, and his goofy friends would have been called_______________.

How to Get Away With Murder! If I were Barbara I would keep Mark and his expanding stretch pants for "handy" but have those Unfunny Boys taken care of in a New York minute...:lol:

Bonniegirl
09-17-2016, 01:03 AM
Her CHIMING was perfect! :lol:

Grandma Romano would love a job working at a clock shop! Remember how she loved her clocks? ;)

Anna Karenina
09-17-2016, 01:04 AM
Grandma Romano would love a job working at a clock shop! Remember how she loved her clocks? ;)

She was cuckoo for cuckoo clocks!:crazy:

opus
09-17-2016, 11:42 AM
Good answer, but I would have said . He fed his fish chowder to a blonde lady from California that he met, and she thought it was DELICIOUS, :happyface and they fell in love and lived happily ever after! ;) :D

But that's your answer to everything. I would love to see you in the presidential debates:

"Bonnie, could you please outline your foreign policy for us"

"Well, first me and Max would go to Paris. Then maybe Japan or Italy. Then..."

opus
09-17-2016, 11:45 AM
This one messes with the format ever so slightly--

Mark found out about Max curling Barbara's toes, so for revenge he set out to ______ Julie's_______.

Bonniegirl
09-17-2016, 12:08 PM
But that's your answer to everything. I would love to see you in the presidential debates:

"Bonnie, could you please outline your foreign policy for us"

"Well, first me and Max would go to Paris. Then maybe Japan or Italy. Then..."
I know! I'm boring!!:rolleyes: But I'm in LOVE!!!! :D :wave:

opus
09-17-2016, 01:32 PM
I know! I'm boring!!:rolleyes: But I'm in LOVE!!!! :D :wave:

Did you notice in the Name a Celebrity is from your Home State game I used Michael Lembeck?

Anna Karenina
09-17-2016, 02:18 PM
This one messes with the format ever so slightly--

Mark found out about Max curling Barbara's toes, so for revenge he set out to ______ Julie's_______.


wet Julie's whistle?...;)

Nordy
09-17-2016, 05:39 PM
I call Charles :lol: :lol:

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Bonniegirl
09-17-2016, 06:14 PM
Did you notice in the Name a Celebrity is from your Home State game I used Michael Lembeck?


Good boy!! I am adding you to my will. You will inherit my collection of Michael Lembeck movies!!;) :D

Nordy
09-17-2016, 06:37 PM
Good boy!! I am adding you to my will. You will inherit my collection of Michael Lembeck movies!!;) :D

I contest that will. I call Gorp because it has Fran in it and I claimed her for me..:lol: :lol:

Bonniegirl
09-17-2016, 07:12 PM
I contest that will. I call Gorp because it has Fran in it and I claimed her for me..:lol: :lol:
Oh Nordy, you reaaly do deserve to inherit Gorp for your love of Fran! :) I will call my lawyer Monday to make the change to my wlll!!;) :D

opus
09-17-2016, 07:49 PM
Good boy!! I am adding you to my will. You will inherit my collection of Michael Lembeck movies!!;) :D


Oh Nordy, you reaaly do deserve to inherit Gorp for your love of Fran! :) I will call my lawyer Monday to make the change to my wlll!!;) :D

Well, that lasted about an hour....:wave:

Anna Karenina
09-17-2016, 07:50 PM
wet Julie's whistle?...;)

Well, I gave it a shot and got no reaction.

How about rang her chimes or lit her fire or kissed her grits? Bueller, anybody???:wave: :wave: :wave:

opus
09-17-2016, 08:12 PM
Well, I gave it a shot and got no reaction.

How about rang her chimes or lit her fire or kissed her grits? Bueller, anybody???:wave: :wave: :wave:

Everything's good. My rule is if someone answers my question, it's good. If I go unanswered, it's bad.

Nordy
09-17-2016, 08:14 PM
Oh Nordy, you reaaly do deserve to inherit Gorp for your love of Fran! :) I will call my lawyer Monday to make the change to my wlll!!;) :D

:thanks: :bighug:

Nordy
09-17-2016, 08:15 PM
Well, I gave it a shot and got no reaction.

How about rang her chimes or lit her fire or kissed her grits? Bueller, anybody???:wave: :wave: :wave:


Kissing grits?? Are we in Mel's Diner??? :lol: :lol: :confused:

Anna Karenina
09-17-2016, 08:21 PM
Everything's good. My rule is if someone answers my question, it's good. If I go unanswered, it's bad.

Thanks, Gary. :)

Anna Karenina
09-17-2016, 08:22 PM
Kissing grits?? Are we in Mel's Diner??? :lol: :confused:

Ha Ha, yes!

Hey Bradley Boo...:wave:

Nordy
09-17-2016, 08:28 PM
Elyse Boo!!...:bighug: :bighug: :heart:

opus
09-17-2016, 09:34 PM
Thanks, Gary. :)

You're ______.

Anna Karenina
09-17-2016, 09:39 PM
You're ______.

welcome!:wave:

Nordy
09-17-2016, 09:49 PM
You're ______.

Despicable... (good ol Daffy :) :) )

Nordy
09-17-2016, 10:26 PM
In the opening credits of Season 2 Schneider is blow drying his ____________

Anna Karenina
09-17-2016, 10:34 PM
In the opening credits of Season 2 Schneider is blow drying his ____________

His tool? :wave:

Nordy
09-17-2016, 10:47 PM
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Tool..:lol: :lol:

Bonniegirl
09-17-2016, 10:52 PM
His tool? :wave:


He couldn't get Ginny to "blow his tool"! :eek: :p :happyface :lol: :D

Bonniegirl
09-17-2016, 10:53 PM
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Tool..:lol: :lol:


Beavis and Butthead!!!!! I used to love them!! They were :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D

Nordy
09-17-2016, 10:55 PM
Bonnie....you're amazing!! =)

Anna Karenina
09-18-2016, 12:14 AM
He couldn't get Ginny to "blow his tool"! :eek: :p :happyface :lol: :D

She blew Dick's tool. Van Patten that is... Remember they lived on that farm?...:eek:

I loved Dick Van Patten but I couldn't for the life of me see those 2 characters EVER hooking up, there was NO chemistry between them. Poor Lori, I digress...:)

Greg Evigan and Julie broke up because she refused to _______?

(BJ and the Bear type answer requested)...:crazy:

opus
09-18-2016, 12:18 AM
Greg Evigan and Julie broke up because she refused to _______?

(BJ and the Bear type answer requested)...:crazy:

bear giving him a BJ.

Bonniegirl
09-18-2016, 12:19 AM
She blew Dick's tool. Van Patten that is... Remember they lived on that farm?...:eek:

I loved Dick Van Patten but I couldn't for the life of me see those 2 characters EVER hooking up, there was NO chemistry between them. Poor Lori, I digress...:)

Greg Evigan and Julie broke up because she refused to _______?

(BJ and the Bear type answer requested)...:crazy:


She refused to BJ his bare _____________? :lol: :D

Anna Karenina
09-18-2016, 01:15 AM
bear giving him a BJ.


Yay! You win a free _______ for the correct answer! Barbara Cooper will deliver it personally...;)

:wave:

(I would have also accepted "touch his monkey" as an alternative answer) :happyface

Anna Karenina
09-18-2016, 01:18 AM
She refused to BJ his bare _____________? :lol: :D

I like that answer too, you can have your choice of a romantic night with either ______ or________? :happyface

Bonniegirl
09-18-2016, 02:33 AM
I like that answer too, you can have your choice of a romantic night with either ______ or________? :happyface


I changed bear to bare meaning naked!;) I thought it was cleaver at the time! :crazy: :lol:

How about a romantic night with the guy I boringly (according to Opus) :lol: talk about all the time or Sam Elliott since we were discussing him on the other thread! ;)

opus
09-18-2016, 11:16 AM
How about a romantic night with the guy I boringly (according to Opus) :lol: talk about all the time

Clarification. I said you (as you yourself have admitted) talk about him all the time. I never said it was boring. :wave:

opus
09-18-2016, 11:19 AM
Yay! You win a free _______ for the correct answer! Barbara Cooper will deliver it personally...;)


Keeping it clean on Sunday morning, I'll just say a complete series box set of One Day at a Time.

Bonniegirl
09-18-2016, 11:55 AM
Clarification. I said you (as you yourself have admitted) talk about him all the time. I never said it was boring. :wave:


I know!! I'm just playing around ! :crazy: :lol: :D :wave:

opus
09-18-2016, 01:05 PM
Julie and Max are on their honeymoon. But due to monetary concerns, they can only afford to spend a week in ______.

Anna Karenina
09-18-2016, 02:30 PM
Julie and Max are on their honeymoon. But due to monetary concerns, they can only afford to spend a week in ______.

Hawaii, sharing a bed with Grandma Cooper? Just sleeping, nothing weird going on there...:lol: :wave:

Anna Karenina
09-18-2016, 02:33 PM
Keeping it clean on Sunday morning, I'll just say a complete series box set of One Day at a Time.

I was going with either a greeting card or a terrarium.

But I like your answer too. Lets contact Sony...:lol:

Anna Karenina
09-18-2016, 03:45 PM
Max finally found success as a writer. His first bestseller was entitled _______.

opus
09-18-2016, 04:34 PM
Max finally found success as a writer. His first bestseller was entitled _______.

Eat (fish chowder), Pray (my wife leaves me), Love (my sister in law)

Anna Karenina
09-18-2016, 04:39 PM
Eat (fish chowder), Pray (my wife leaves me), Love (my sister in law)


:rockon: :rofl: :groucho

Ding, Ding, Ding!!!!

That was better than anything I could think of. Or Max could probably have thought of!

Did you know the lady who wrote that book recently announced she left her husband for a woman?

So did Julie! She is still staying on her female friend's couch last we heard! :eek:

Bonniegirl
09-18-2016, 06:33 PM
Max finally found success as a writer. His first bestseller was entitled _______.

A book of romantic poetry entitled "Ode to beautiful, blonde, Bonnie" :heart:

Bonniegirl
09-18-2016, 06:36 PM
Barbara said Max looked like Johnny Cash when he was dressed in all black! When he was dressed in all white,she said he looked like ________?

Anna Karenina
09-18-2016, 07:07 PM
Barbara said Max looked like Johnny Cash when he was dressed in all black! When he was dressed in all white,she said he looked like ________?

http://elvis-express.com/sitebuilder/images/Frankie-Avalon-315x281.jpg


:wave:

Anna Karenina
09-18-2016, 07:10 PM
A book of romantic poetry entitled "Ode to beautiful, blonde, Bonnie" :heart:

That'll work :wave:

Anna Karenina
09-18-2016, 07:17 PM
Ann and Sam arrive in England to find the job she was offered was a complete scam. Instead of working in the burgeoning computer field of 1984 her real job turned out to be _________?

Bonniegirl
09-18-2016, 07:26 PM
Ann and Sam arrive in England to find the job she was offered was a complete scam. Instead of working in the burgeoning computer field of 1984 her real job turned out to be _________?

Queen Elizabeth's Hand maid! :D

Bonniegirl
09-18-2016, 07:29 PM
http://elvis-express.com/sitebuilder/images/Frankie-Avalon-315x281.jpg


:wave:


Good answer! :wave: I would have said a beautiful angel though, :heart:
as Opus rolls his eyes! :rolleyes: :lol:

Anna Karenina
09-18-2016, 07:34 PM
Queen Elizabeth's Hand maid! :D

That would have been wild. M.S. Romano hated taking orders from anybody. :crazy:

I wonder how long she would have lasted there anyway...:confused:

Anna Karenina
09-18-2016, 07:39 PM
Good answer! :wave: I would have said a beautiful angel though, :heart:
as Opus rolls his eyes! :rolleyes: :lol:

:lol:

My first choice was "Johnny Angel" the one hit wonder of Shelley Fabares...:wave:

opus
09-18-2016, 07:40 PM
Barbara said Max looked like Johnny Cash when he was dressed in all black! When he was dressed in all white,she said he looked like ________?

a Good Humor man

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opus
09-18-2016, 07:44 PM
Ann and Sam arrive in England to find the job she was offered was a complete scam. Instead of working in the burgeoning computer field of 1984 her real job turned out to be _________?

a Benny Hill girl

opus
09-18-2016, 07:59 PM
Did you hear Bunny and Claudia are going into business together? The company is called _________.

Nordy
09-18-2016, 08:01 PM
http://elvis-express.com/sitebuilder/images/Frankie-Avalon-315x281.jpg


:wave:


Beauty school dropout,
No graduation day for you.
Beauty school dropout,
Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo!
Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean
your clothes up,
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose
up!

I love that song. I'm on team Marty Maraschino, yano like the cherry...lol

Bonniegirl
09-18-2016, 08:01 PM
a Good Humor man

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I totally thought that too!!!! ;) :lol: Or a baker! :D But since it is Max, I went with a beautiful angel! :crazy: :eyes:

Anna Karenina
09-18-2016, 08:03 PM
Did you hear Bunny and Claudia are going into business together? The company is called _________.


Whores R Us?...:wave:

Anna Karenina
09-18-2016, 08:05 PM
Beauty school dropout,
No graduation day for you.
Beauty school dropout,
Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo!
Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean
your clothes up,
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose
up!

I love that song. I'm on team Marty Maraschino, yano like the cherry...lol

I love that line. Dinah Manoff was so pretty in that movie.

How you doin' tonight Brad? :wave:

Anna Karenina
09-18-2016, 08:07 PM
a Benny Hill girl

Ah, but then she would have to give up her Ms. Magazine subscription...:wave:

Nordy
09-18-2016, 08:08 PM
I love that line. Dinah Manoff was so pretty in that movie.

How you doin' tonight Brad? :wave:

Hi Elyse :wave: :wave:
I am ok. I'm trying to get done with paperwork so I don't have much to do tomorrow since I am going to the Cubs/Reds game tomorrow night at Wrigley.

Anna Karenina
09-18-2016, 08:18 PM
Hi Elyse :wave: :wave:
I am ok. I'm trying to get done with paperwork so I don't have much to do tomorrow since I am going to the Cubs/Reds game tomorrow night at Wrigley.


Hey Bradley Boo,

I know how much you love your Cubs, I am very happy for you!

opus
09-18-2016, 11:04 PM
Whores R Us?...:wave:

Our first match. That's exactly what I had "written down".

Anna Karenina
09-18-2016, 11:09 PM
Our first match. That's exactly what I had "written down".

Thanks, Gary!

I appreciate your kind words more than you know...:wave:

I don't mean to "slut shame" but they aren't listening are they? :lol: :crazy: :lol:

opus
09-19-2016, 01:38 PM
I don't mean to "slut shame" but they aren't listening are they? :lol: :crazy: :lol:

Since they're both fictional, I think you're safe....:wave:

New question:

Beerbelly is on a health kick, and has given up beer. Now he's known as ____ belly.

Bonniegirl
09-19-2016, 03:03 PM
Since they're both fictional, I think you're safe....:wave:

New question:

Beerbelly is on a health kick, and has given up beer. Now he's known as ____ belly.


Bean sprout juice Belly :)

opus
09-19-2016, 05:28 PM
Bean sprout juice Belly :)

I was thinking 'Light beer' belly or Jelly Belly (is jelly healthy?)

Bonniegirl
09-19-2016, 08:52 PM
I was thinking 'Light beer' belly or Jelly Belly (is jelly healthy?)


YES!! Light Beer Belly is a perfect answer! ;) Now that you posted it I'm like duh why didn't I think of that at the time ?,esp. since I DRINK Lite Beer! ;) :crazy: Jelly Belly rhymes, but nah, that would be associated with sugar and candy and a fat belly!:D


I was trying to think of a health food drink that started with B? That's how I came up with Bean sprout juice! :D :wave:

opus
09-19-2016, 09:58 PM
Jelly Belly rhymes, but nah, that would be associated with sugar and candy and a fat belly

Right. I've never eaten jelly, so I wasn't sure if it was considered good for you:wave:

Since MNF is at halftime, here's sort of a football one:

Because Barbara got Schneider arrested for selling football betting cards, she's given that up, and to make money she's now selling __________.

Anna Karenina
09-19-2016, 10:08 PM
Right. I've never eaten jelly, so I wasn't sure if it was considered good for you:wave:

Since MNF is at halftime, here's sort of a football one:

Because Barbara got Schneider arrested for selling football betting cards, she's given that up, and to make money she's now selling __________.

Cindy Crawford's Meaningful Beauty of course.

How fun is it to play the game with you while watching Alec Baldwin is hosting the show as we speak! :wave:

Bonniegirl
09-19-2016, 10:22 PM
Right. I've never eaten jelly, so I wasn't sure if it was considered good for you:wave:

Since MNF is at halftime, here's sort of a football one:

Because Barbara got Schneider arrested for selling football betting cards, she's given that up, and to make money she's now selling __________.

Seashells at the seashore! :lol:

Anna Karenina
09-19-2016, 10:28 PM
Ed Cooper's job was never really revealed. It turns out he made his money in the controversial field of ________?

Bonniegirl
09-19-2016, 10:36 PM
Ed Cooper's job was never really revealed. It turns out he made his money in the controversial field of ________?

The Mafia!!! We always wondered why Ed who looked Italian was an Anglo named Cooper? :confused: Well his REAL name was Edoardo Cooperelli !! ;) :D

Alex Cooper
09-19-2016, 10:37 PM
Ed Cooper's job was never really revealed. It turns out he made his money in the controversial field of ________?

I can't decide between...

Speculative Barbara/Alex fan fiction

....or....

Robotic Housewives

Alex Cooper
09-19-2016, 10:40 PM
The Mafia!!! We always wondered why Ed who looked Italian was an Anglo named Cooper? :confused: Well his REAL name was Edoardo Cooperelli !! ;) :D

I like your answer better than mine!


Norman Lear actually considered doing a One Day/All in the Family crossover! The title of this very special episode was going to be _______________.

Anna Karenina
09-19-2016, 10:41 PM
The Mafia!!! We always wondered why Ed who looked Italian was an Anglo named Cooper? :confused: Well his REAL name was Edoardo Cooperelli !! ;) :D

No wonder he went away on all of those mysterious business trips and "vacations"...;)

I guess we know what "really" happened to David Kane and Nick Handris. They woke up with a horse's head in their bed!...:D

Anna Karenina
09-19-2016, 10:42 PM
I can't decide between...

Speculative Barbara/Alex fan fiction

....or....

Robotic Housewives

I think my girl Vicki was a robotic housewife...

Hey Alex! :wave:

Anna Karenina
09-19-2016, 10:47 PM
I like your answer better than mine!


Norman Lear actually considered doing a One Day/All in the Family crossover! The title of this very special episode was going to be _______________.

The Bigot and the Fascist in Pantyhose?

Ann Romano's Place?

One Day and a Meathead?

Alex Cooper
09-19-2016, 10:56 PM
The Bigot and the Fascist in Pantyhose?

Ann Romano's Place?

One Day and a Meathead?

Hi Anna!:wave:

Those are all great! I especially like the first and the third! Better than my answer:

Ann and Edith: Shrieking Redhead Overload!

opus
09-20-2016, 01:22 AM
Norman Lear actually considered doing a One Day/All in the Family crossover! The title of this very special episode was going to be _______________.

The Maestro Rapes Edith

Anna Karenina
09-20-2016, 12:08 PM
One of best moment TV moment's ever was when Edith Bunker shoved that burning cake in his face...Poetic justice! If only Jack Tripper had one handy when he started his reign of terror in Santa Monica...:cool:

opus
09-20-2016, 08:47 PM
I don't have a Match Game, but here's a Wheel of Fortune:

Fictional character-

B_rb_r_
Coo_e_

Nordy
09-20-2016, 10:07 PM
I like to buy a vowel an A???

Bonniegirl
09-20-2016, 11:14 PM
I like to buy a vowel an A???


Yes there are three A's ! ;)

Bonniegirl
09-20-2016, 11:16 PM
I don't have a Match Game, but here's a Wheel of Fortune:

Fictional character-

B_rb_r_
Coo_e_


I'd like to buy a P and an R, Pat! ;)

Nordy
09-20-2016, 11:17 PM
Yay!! I'd like to solve the puzzle. Is is it Barbara Cooper??

Bonniegirl
09-20-2016, 11:26 PM
Yay!! I'd like to solve the puzzle. Is is it Barbara Cooper??


Yes!!! ;)

New Puzzle

M_X

H_RV_T_

opus
09-20-2016, 11:53 PM
Yes!!! ;)

New Puzzle

M_X

H_RV_T_

Easy peasy. Mex Harviti. Used to play for the Yankees. :wave:

Bonniegirl
09-21-2016, 12:08 AM
Easy peasy. Mex Harviti. Used to play for the Yankees. :wave:


:lol: :D


New Puzzle :

F_ S_

CH_W_ _ R

Alex Cooper
09-21-2016, 09:22 PM
:lol: :D


New Puzzle :

F_ S_

CH_W_ _ R

Fist Chowder?

I'll take the dining room set for $5000, and the lovely rug for $459...can I get the rest on a gift certificate? No, I have to buy that hideous lamp for $50 cuz I have $51 left? Crap!

Bonniegirl
09-21-2016, 10:30 PM
Fist Chowder?

I'll take the dining room set for $5000, and the lovely rug for $459...can I get the rest on a gift certificate? No, I have to buy that hideous lap for $50 cuz I have $51 left? Crap!

That is correct:

Next puzzle:

G**D* T*O S**ES W**H D*MP**S O* H*R B*T*

opus
09-21-2016, 10:39 PM
That is correct

Either you didn't read his answer correctly, or you're kinkier then I thought :wave:

Alex Cooper
09-21-2016, 10:44 PM
Either you didn't read his answer correctly, or you're kinkier then I thought :wave:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :wave:

Alex Cooper
09-21-2016, 10:48 PM
That is correct:

Next puzzle:

G**D* T*O S**ES W**H D*MP**S O* H*R B*T*

Goads too shoes with dumples or her bite

or

Goody two shoes with dimples on her butt!

New puzzle:

J**** *N* CH*C* B****RF****

Can I have Vanna's phone number?

Bonniegirl
09-21-2016, 10:53 PM
Either you didn't read his answer correctly, or you're kinkier then I thought :wave:

Oh no, I thought he said Fish chowder, I didn't read right!!:crazy:

opus
09-21-2016, 10:58 PM
New puzzle:

J**** *N* CH*C* B****RF****



If that happened, Bonnie never would have met Max:(

Alex Cooper
09-21-2016, 11:01 PM
Oh no, I thought he said Fish chowder, I didn't read right!!:crazy:

Sorry! I love the "Wheel" variation, I just didn't know if we were supposed to leave real answers or joke answers.:) :wave:

Alex Cooper
09-21-2016, 11:04 PM
If that happened, Bonnie never would have met Max:(

Good point. I'll leave one just for Bonnie:

B*NN**G*** **V*S M*CH*** **MB*CK

Bonniegirl
09-21-2016, 11:29 PM
If that happened, Bonnie never would have met Max:(


Julie and Chuck Butterfield!!!! :D :wave:

Bonniegirl
09-21-2016, 11:37 PM
Good point. I'll leave one just for Bonnie:

B*NN**G*** **V*S M*CH*** **MB*CK


Bonnie LOVES Michael Lembeck!!!!!! :) ;) :D :wave:

So cool Alex!! Yes I do with all my heart!!!! But I try to be "discreet" in case his wife is reading!;) That's why I refer to him as either Max, ML or "You know who"! ,so she won't know it's her Hubby I'm lovin' on !!!! ;) :crazy: :lol: :D :rolleyes:

Alex Cooper
09-21-2016, 11:39 PM
Julie and Chuck Butterfield!!!! :D :wave:

Right! Now you get to play for the big money:

**NT** *R*N**N*

Alex Cooper
09-21-2016, 11:50 PM
Bonnie LOVES Michael Lembeck!!!!!! :) ;) :D :wave:

So cool Alex!! Yes I do with all my heart!!!! But I try to be "discreet" in case his wife is reading!;) That's why I refer to him as either Max, ML or "You know who"! ,so she won't know it's her Hubby I'm lovin' on !!!! ;) :crazy: :lol: :D :rolleyes:

Okay, in your case, I will be more discreet in the future.:wave:

But in my case, I'm throwing caution to the wind: GLENN SCARPELLI, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!:)

opus
09-22-2016, 12:16 AM
Right! Now you get to play for the big money:

**NT** *R*N**N*

Auntie Francine

At least I hope the first letter is an A....

opus
09-22-2016, 12:18 AM
Okay, in your case, I will be more discreet in the future.:wave:

But in my case, I'm throwing caution to the wind: GLENN SCARPELLI, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!:)

If only there was someone on the show I was into...:wave:

Alex Cooper
09-22-2016, 12:22 AM
Auntie Francine

At least I hope the first letter is an A....

You win the prize! A year's supply of Auntie-Freeze!

Next puzzle:

*A**A*A **E *IN*

Alex Cooper
09-22-2016, 12:25 AM
If only there was someone on the show I was into...:wave:

Take a look at Valerie Bertinelli. I know she was the unstrung hero of the show, the one anyone barely ever noticed due to her plain looks and unassuming personality, but she definitely deserves some credit for her contribution to the show! I think she was in a dozen or so episodes, playing Julie's sister or Ann's other daughter, or something like that :lol: :lol:

Bonniegirl
09-22-2016, 12:47 AM
Take a look at Valerie Bertinelli. I know she was the unstrung hero of the show, the one anyone barely ever noticed due to her plain looks and unassuming personality, but she definitely deserves some credit for her contribution to the show! I think she was in a dozen or so episodes, playing Julie's sister or Ann's other daughter, or something like that :lol: :lol:


I'm thinking Opus could really get into a very pretty, sweet lady named Ginny Woblicki from season 2, and develop a major crush on her?? ;) :D :wave:

Alex Cooper
09-22-2016, 01:14 AM
I'm thinking Opus could really get into a very pretty, sweet lady named Ginny Woblicki from season 2, and develop a major crush on her?? ;) :D :wave:

Yes...yes (strums fingers evilly) ...then I shall only have to fight Sir Nordy for fair Lady Barbara's affections...(maniacal laughter):)

opus
09-22-2016, 01:37 AM
Take a look at Valerie Bertinelli. I know she was the unstrung hero of the show, the one anyone barely ever noticed due to her plain looks and unassuming personality, but she definitely deserves some credit for her contribution to the show! I think she was in a dozen or so episodes, playing Julie's sister or Ann's other daughter, or something like that :lol: :lol:

Cool. I had never noticed, but I'll definitely keep an eye out from now on.

opus
09-22-2016, 01:39 AM
I'm thinking Opus could really get into a very pretty, sweet lady named Ginny Woblicki from season 2, and develop a major crush on her?? ;) :D :wave:

I'll propose to her if you promise to get Beerbelly to the party.

opus
09-22-2016, 01:40 AM
Yes...yes (strums fingers evilly) ...then I shall only have to fight Sir Nordy for fair Lady Barbara's affections...(maniacal laughter):)

Well, him and every other guy of a certain age in America :wave:

opus
09-22-2016, 01:42 AM
Next puzzle:

*A**A*A **E *IN*

And to end the internet portion of my evening,

Barbara the Fink

:wave:

Nordy
09-22-2016, 02:17 AM
Yes...yes (strums fingers evilly) ...then I shall only have to fight Sir Nordy for fair Lady Barbara's affections...(maniacal laughter):)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



211587

Anna Karenina
09-22-2016, 01:08 PM
Wide eyed 17 year old Julie says Dr. Paul rates an "8". Many years and one adulterous affair later the number she assigns her husband Max when she leaves him and their baby for the comfort of her friend's couch is a _____?:(

opus
09-22-2016, 01:58 PM
Wide eyed 17 year old Julie says Dr. Paul rates an "8". Many years and one adulterous affair later the number she assigns her husband Max when she leaves him and their baby for the comfort of her friend's couch is a _____?:(

5150

You can look it up if you don't get it:

http://codes.findlaw.com/ca/welfare-and-institutions-code/wic-sect-5150.html

(Also the title of a Van Halen album)

Anna Karenina
09-22-2016, 02:02 PM
5150

You can look it up if you don't get it:

http://codes.findlaw.com/ca/welfare-and-institutions-code/wic-sect-5150.html

(Also the title of a Van Halen album)

I got it but wow, better answer than I could ever think of!

Poor Max and Annie...:(

I just throw these things out there without a specific answer in my head most of the time...:crazy:

Bonniegirl
09-22-2016, 02:16 PM
If 10 being the highest, he was a double 10!! A 20!! Julie couldn't handle him!!:crazy:

The blonde from the duck pond knew HOW to bring out the 20 in him!!!:happyface :D :wave:

Anna Karenina
09-22-2016, 02:25 PM
If 10 being the highest, he was a double 10!! A 20!! Julie couldn't handle him!!:crazy:

The blonde from the duck pond knew HOW to bring out the 20 in him!!!:happyface :D :wave:

(Julie is being such an expletive to Loretta Young's daughter right now....)

Yes, the blonde duck pond lady would KNOW he was already a hot swarthy 20, no matter what!

:wave:

opus
09-23-2016, 08:47 PM
Not only is Max Horvath left handed, he's left ______!!

Bonniegirl
09-23-2016, 09:13 PM
Not only is Max Horvath left handed, he's left ______!!
Left wing!!

He played Abbie Hoffman,the radical activist in an HBO movie! ;)

Alex Cooper
09-24-2016, 12:59 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



211587

Dang! I submit! I submit!

One more Match Game question:

Did you hear that Nerdo Crombezia is doing its own version of "One Day at a Time?" But, with a budget of only ten dollars per episode, instead of actors, they've hired _____________!

opus
09-24-2016, 01:33 AM
One more Match Game question:

Did you hear that Nerdo Crombezia is doing its own version of "One Day at a Time?" But, with a budget of only ten dollars per episode, instead of actors, they've hired _____________!

Those kids who make iPhones.

(Political statement!!!)

opus
09-24-2016, 01:35 AM
Left wing!!

He played Abbie Hoffman,the radical activist in an HBO movie! ;)

Not bad:) .

I had two

-left by his wife
-left holding the baby

Alex Cooper
09-24-2016, 01:53 AM
Those kids who make iPhones.

(Political statement!!!)

Good answer! Good answer!

Oh, wait, that was a Family Feud......

Still, I'm sure you'll match at least three of our celebrities! (And this, back in the day, when being a celebrity really meant something!):)

Bonniegirl
09-24-2016, 11:48 AM
Not bad:) .

I had two

I-left by his wife
-left holding the baby
Yours are good!!! :wave: I should have thought along those lines!! The only reason I went with Left wing was of course cause I knew he played Abbie Hoffman! ;)

I so wish I could find this movie on DVD!! In a total dramatic role.I bet he looked really HOT playing a rebel, radical, hippie!;)

Anna Karenina
09-24-2016, 01:16 PM
Corey Feldman's latest "hit" single is entitled "Go 4 it"

His follow up song that he will also be premiering on The Today Show is devoted to both his mentor Michael Jackson and his Uncle Schneider and their life at the carnival.

Its called, Please Always Remember and Don't Ever Forget to________.:confused:

Nordy
09-24-2016, 04:31 PM
Tip the waitress.

When Schneider opens the door he did this_________ to Barbara.

opus
09-24-2016, 04:44 PM
I so wish I could find this movie on DVD!! In a total dramatic role.I bet he looked really HOT playing a rebel, radical, hippie!;)

It's out there, but you do not want to see the prices :(

opus
09-24-2016, 04:49 PM
Corey Feldman's latest "hit" single is entitled "Go 4 it"

His follow up song that he will also be premiering on The Today Show is devoted to both his mentor Michael Jackson and his Uncle Schneider and their life at the carnival.

Its called, Please Always Remember and Don't Ever Forget to________.:confused:

...not call me Corey Haim.

opus
09-24-2016, 04:51 PM
When Schneider opens the door he did this_________ to Barbara.

Made the nose even more adorable, if that's possible.

opus
09-24-2016, 05:03 PM
Bob was so in love with Barbara, every night he dreamt of _____ing her.


(All I ask here is you keep it wholesome :wave: )

Anna Karenina
09-24-2016, 05:25 PM
Bob was so in love with Barbara, every night he dreamt of _____ing her.


(All I ask here is you keep it wholesome :wave: )

Plunking her deeply...;)

Anna Karenina
09-24-2016, 05:31 PM
...not call me Corey Haim.

:wave:

Anna Karenina
09-24-2016, 05:42 PM
Tip the waitress.

When Schneider opens the door he did this_________ to Barbara.

flashed his Panzini. :p

Nordy
09-24-2016, 05:48 PM
flashed his Panzini. :p

As my "Charles Nelson Riley" persona took over here....

211654

Anna Karenina
09-24-2016, 05:51 PM
As my "Charles Nelson Riley" persona took over here....

211654


Ha. That is awesome cross referencing, thanks! :wave:

Bonniegirl
09-24-2016, 05:54 PM
It's out there, but you do not want to see the prices :(
Really, wow! Yeah already we have an expense of a new modum,router :( .I can't use the computer at all!I am managing to be able to use my cell even though they say I'm over my internet minutes for the month, but it''s real slow and freezes up!:(

Anna Karenina
09-24-2016, 06:00 PM
Really, wow! Yeah already we have an expense of a new modum,router :( .I can't use the computer at all!I am managing to be able to use my cell even though they say I'm over my internet minutes for the month, but it''s real slow and freezes up!:(

UGH! phone:

Sorry Bonnie. That must be very frustrating...:wave:

opus
09-24-2016, 06:06 PM
Plunking her deeply...;)

also known as plopping his pickle.

Anna Karenina
09-24-2016, 06:12 PM
also known as plopping his pickle.

Yes! That's funny, Gary. :) :wave:

Meaty Mark was the only one who got to do that to her...;) Well on the show anyway.

Steven Spielberg managed to accomplish that feat with an under aged but eager to be in the movies, Valerie Bertinelli ...

She ended things with him because he didn't like garlic. :confused:

I digress...:lol:

Somebody make a CHOMPS joke, already!..:wave:

Nordy
09-24-2016, 06:18 PM
I haven't seen CHOMPS. From what it looks like I'm not missing that much...

opus
09-24-2016, 06:28 PM
I haven't seen CHOMPS. From what it looks like I'm not missing that much...

Only the best movie ever...

(Gorp's number 2)

Svenfan1234
09-24-2016, 06:41 PM
Chomps and Gorp?

Gorp almost sounds like a slasher movie Sven would have showed in the 90s.

Bonniegirl
09-24-2016, 06:43 PM
Only the best movie ever...

(Gorp's number 2)
Gorp was a great movie!! Any movie where I can see a glimpse of ML 's butt, :eek: even if it was a split second, and shirtless and being a horny bad boy deserves an academy award!!!!;) :D

Nordy
09-24-2016, 06:44 PM
Chomps and Gorp?

Gorp almost sounds like a slasher movie Sven would have showed in the 90s.


Bonnie will slash you if you make fun of a Michael Lembeck movie and I'll get ya because Fran Drescher is in it too.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bonniegirl
09-24-2016, 06:47 PM
UGH! phone:

Sorry Bonnie. That must be very frustrating...:wave:
Thanks Anna, but thank God I have the cell to post with, even if it's limited!:wave:

Svenfan1234
09-24-2016, 06:52 PM
Bonnie will slash you if you make fun of a Michael Lembeck movie and I'll get ya because Fran Drescher is in it too.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Lol :wave: Where's Alex been lately, the starter of this thread?

Bonniegirl
09-24-2016, 06:55 PM
Bonnie will slash you if you make fun of a Michael Lembeck movie and I'll get ya because Fran Drescher is in it too.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
That's right!! :D Nordy, I think you would enjoy Gorp, for the most part it was really funny! At some points it was too over the top gross and stupid, :rolleyes: but I'd say most of it was funny and entertaining! :D And I know, you would love a sexy, young Fran Dresher playing a bad girl!;)

Svenfan1234
09-24-2016, 06:58 PM
Bonnie, are you a fan of The Nanny?

Nordy
09-24-2016, 06:58 PM
That's right!! :D Nordy, I think you would enjoy Gorp, for the most part it was really funny! At some points it was too over the top gross and stupid, :rolleyes: but I'd say most of it was funny and entertaining! :D And I know, you would love a sexy, young Fran Dresher playing a bad girl!;)

Oh yes I would.... just the thought of it :eyes: :eyes: :faint:

Bonniegirl
09-24-2016, 08:35 PM
Bonnie, are you a fan of The Nanny?
Yeah, Iike the Nanny! :) I wish Antenna would pick it up!;)

Nordy
09-24-2016, 08:55 PM
CeCe and Niles are just hilarious together...

opus
09-24-2016, 09:03 PM
Yeah, Iike the Nanny! :) I wish Antenna would pick it up!;)

Lord, no.

The Nanny was so annoying she made Artie and The Funny Guys look ____________.