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icecream
08-04-2016, 09:33 PM
I halve a spelling checker;
It came with my p.c.,
And it plainly marks four my review
Miss steaks I kin knot sea.
I strike a key and type a word
Then weight for it two say
Weather I yam wrong oar write—
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a miss steak is maid,
It nose before two long,
And I can put the error rite.
It’s rarely ever wrong.
I have run this poem threw it;
And I yam shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh,
My spell checker tolled me sew.

Anonymous

OH Nuts!
08-04-2016, 11:39 PM
Ewe half two all ways prove Reed width aye pear off hue man ice!

Penny Lane
08-05-2016, 02:17 PM
I cannot believe how many bad spellers there are! I see this especially on Facebook. My niece, who is an elementary school teacher, is a terrible speller. So is my Mom. And poor grammar is another problem that I see a lot.

But to be fair I have and have always had bad mathematics skills. Math just doesn't click with me so I guess this happens to poor spellers too.