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Shirley: Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own.
Laverne: I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.

Shirley: Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, "Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake"... what can I tell her?
Laverne: A lot more than most mothers!

A Big Rosie quote:

Lenny: "Me and Squiggy flipped a coin… to decide which of us would volunteer to be your husband."
Laverne: "Aw, and you lost, huh?"
Lenny: "No, I won."


How sweet was Lenny in that scene? I'm a sucker for stuff like that.

Laverne (to Shirley): "That lady's cruisin' for a bruisin'."

Vivian: "Well I never."
Shirley: "It shows, honey."

Shirley: I treat my body like a temple, Laverne. You choose to treat yours like an amusement park.

A Big Rosie quote:

Squiggy: (To Lenny)"Does the name 'Joey Heatherton' ring a bell?"
Lenny: "Every one I own."

"Hello"

Lenny and Squiggy

Squiggy: Can we borrow your sheets?

Laverne De Fazio: Oh God, no.

Shirley Feeney: Why do you wanna borrow our sheets?

Squiggy: Well, we have a couple of gorgeous chickaroonies coming over tonight for dinner and crackers, and we kind of like to get to first base with them.

Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: We figure some clean sheets will bring 'em over the old goal line.

Laverne De Fazio: What's the matter with your own sheets?

Squiggy: They're hard.

[Laverne and Shirley show shocked and disgusted reactions]

Shirley: (to Laverne)"There is no reason on Earth why Prince Charming cannot walk through our front door."
Squiggy: (enters)"Hello."

Laverne: (to Shirley)"And there is nothing in this place that will make me sick."
Squiggy: (walks by with Lenny)"Hello, girls."

Shirley Feeney: What did you call that woman again?

Laverne De Fazio: Banana-face.

Shirley Feeney: People do not like to be called fruit!

Shirley Feeney: People do not like to be called fruit!


Speak for yourself!
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Carmine Ragusa: I once met Eddie Fisher!

Shirley Feeney: Oh really? And just what was his excuse for breaking poor Debbie's heart?

Carmine Ragusa: I don't really know. I gave him the towel, he gave me the quarter and that was it!

Squiggy: "In this dog-eat-dog world, it's every dog for hisself."

Carmine: (to Frank)"We can throw money away on things that are totally useless."
(Lenny and Squiggy appear.)

Laverne: "...and I'm tryin' to keep garbage out of the neighborhood."
Squiggy: (enters)"Hello."

Laverne: "Nothing irks me."
Lenny (enters with Squiggy) "Hi, Laverne!"
Squiggy: "Hello."

A big Rosie quote:

"Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: Then I cheated on a hygeine quiz in 9th grade but I don't know if it counts because I flunked. I think I'm good through 10th grade because I was out that year with ringworm.
Anne Marie: I better go.
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: Oh you can't catch it from me now, I washed with that yellow soap."

(When Laverne thought she might be pregnant)

Lenny: "Me and Squiggy was talking and we decided that your kid oughta have a last name."
Laverne: "Huh?"
Lenny: "On account of, if he don't, the poor little guy's never gonna get any mail."

Shirley Feeney: Laverne! The only kinda parties we've ever been to are bring your own!
Laverne De Fazio: I like bringin' my own... then I know what I'm gettin'.

Squiggy: "I woulda worn my tuxedo but my polo pony ate it!"

Rosie Greenbaum: Shirley, Shirley, ya gotta advertise a little! Put the goods in the window! That's what Big Rosie does.

Shirley: (stuck in her dress) "Somebody get this dress off me!"
(Lenny & Squiggy rush through the door) Squiggy: "This looks a job for a couple of pickleheads!"

Laverne De Fazio: [reading outloud the poem Shirley wrote in her yearbook] To Laverne: If in heaven we don't meet, hand in hand we'll bear the heat. And if it ever gets too hot, Pepsi Cola hits the spot.

(Shirley & Laverne try to get Fabian concert tickets.)

Squiggy: Hey, what's with all the tropical flora?
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: Didn't you used to date her?

Shirley: "Laverne, I'm telling you, flying is safer than driving! Nobody has ever crashed into a cloud!"

Laverne: "Yeah, well nobody ever fell 40,000 feet from a DeSoto, either."

Shirley Feeney: Laveeerne...

The Detective, Laverne & the robbery victim:

Shirley: Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own.

Laverne: I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.

Shirley Feeney: Laverne, I'm telling you, flying is safer than driving! Nobody has ever crashed into a cloud!
Laverne De Fazio: Yeah well nobody ever fell 40,000 feet from a DeSoto either.

Carmine Ragusa: [singing] I know I would go from rags to riches...

Shirley & Squiggy:

Squiggy: Hey, what's with all the tropical flora?

Laverne: I just said bet your buns to a nun!

Shirley Feeney: Laverne, I'm telling you, flying is safer than driving! Nobody has ever crashed into a cloud!
Laverne De Fazio: Yeah well nobody ever fell 40,000 feet from a DeSoto either.

Lenny: Me and Squiggy was talking and we decided that your kid oughta have a last name. On account of, if he don't, the poor little guy's never gonna get any mail.

Wa-wa-wa!

Shirley Feeney: What did you call that woman again?
Laverne De Fazio: Banana-face.
Shirley Feeney: People do not like to be called fruit!

Shirley Feeney: I feel worlds better.

Rosie Greenbaum: Getting a little thick around the middle aren't ya, DeFazio?
Laverne DeFazio: What was that, Jell-o thighs?

Shirley Feeney: [yelling out the window] Laverne DeFazio is scared to drive!

Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: Then I cheated on a hygeine quiz in 9th grade but I don't know if it counts because I flunked. I think I'm good through 10th grade because I was out that year with ringworm.
Anne Marie: I better go.
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: Oh you can't catch it from me now, I washed with that yellow soap.

Squiggy: Hey, what's with all the tropical flora?
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: Didn't you used to date her?
Squiggy: Nah, that was Teresa DeFluca.

Laverne & Norman:

Laverne:

Doctor: Where's the uh...?
[Referring, to the bathroom]
Laverne DeFazio: The "uh", is right at the end, of the hall down there.

Shirley Feeney: Laverne...
Laverne De Fazio: Hmm?
Shirley Feeney: I just thought of something awful.
Laverne De Fazio: What?
Shirley Feeney: Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake... what can I tell her?
Laverne De Fazio: A lot more than most mothers!

Laverne quote:

Laverne: A Society gentleman would only go out with you for one reason - to have a good time, a few laughs, and a little vo-dee-oh-doh-doh.
Shirley: I don't vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!
Laverne: You vo-dee-oh-doh-doh.
Shirley: I don't vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!
Laverne: You vo-dee-OH...
Shirley: Once, and I was going steady a whole year...

Shirley: "Laverne, we all looked out that window. What did we see down there? Nothin' but rancid yeast and rotten hops."
Squiggy: (enters with Lenny)"Hello."

Shirley:

Rosie: Shirley, is that the sexiest thing you have to wear?
Shirley: Is there something wrong with this?
Rosie: Shirley, Shirley, ya gotta advertise a little! Put the goods in the window! That's what Big Rosie does.
Laverne: Oh yeah? I always thought ya put 'em right out on the street.

Laverne: "I think she's spooky."
Shirley: "Ah, she's just mystical."

Mrs. Feeney: "Anything can crawl in, right off the street."
Squiggy: (enters with Lenny)"Hello."

Laverne: "Well, time marches on."

Mrs. Feeney: "...what do you girls like to do on a Saturday night?"
Laverne: "At home or in a car?"

Mrs. Feeney: Now tell me, what do you girls like to do on a Saturday night?

Laverne: At home or in a car?

Shirley and Laverne:

Shirley & Laverne:

Monique: Bachelor #2, what kind of vegetable would you be?

Lenny: I would be a sauerkraut. It was my only toy as a child.

Squiggy:

Shirley Feeney:
Lenny's still talking to Anne Marie.

Laverne DeFazio:
He's confessing, Shirl!

Shirley:

Shirley Feeney:
If you had fallen down at the Pizza Bowl, would you run in the bathroom and hide?

Laverne DeFazio:
No, I'd do this [hits herself in the head] and everybody would laugh.

Shirley Feeney:
So how's this different than falling at the Pizza Bowl?

Laverne DeFazio:
Because when those people out there laugh at me, they think I'm riffraff.

Shirley Feeney:
Do you think they're more important than the people at the Pizza Bowl?

Laverne DeFazio:
No but...

Shirley Feeney:
Are they more important than me?

Laverne DeFazio:
No but...

Shirley Feeney:
Are they more important than your father?

Laverne DeFazio:
No but...

Shirley Feeney:
Oh but but but.

Shirley:

Laverne, I'm telling you, flying is safer than driving! Nobody has ever crashed into a cloud! Laverne De Fazio: Yeah well nobody ever fell 40,000 feet from a DeSoto either.

(Shirley trying to comfort Laverne in jail)

Shirley & Laverne:

Shirley Feeney: [discussing one of Shirley's relatives who was fine for six months after an accident and then relapsed] She couldn't perform any of her wifely duties.
Carmine 'The Big Ragoo' Ragusa: Oh, cooking and cleaning?
Laverne DeFazio: [getting what Shirley means] Not at all?
Shirley Feeney: Zilcho.
Laverne DeFazio: No wonder they're always so cranky.
Carmine 'The Big Ragoo' Ragusa: Oh! THOSE wifely duties! I get it now, I didn't before.

Shirley: "Uniforms to sell shoes?"
Laverne: "Well I like uniforms!"
Shirley: "You're thinking of sailors."
Laverne: "I'm always thinking of sailors."

Laverne shouting out their Basment sidewalk window "Shirley Feeney stuffs socks down her bra !"

Laverne: What would you have to do if we wanted a color TV?
Shirley: We don't do those things.

Lenny:

Lenny:

That was great advice that Lenny gave Laverne. It really bugged me that that guy just wanted to shack up with Laverne and not commit to her or marry her. Laverne wanted to eventually get married and have kids and that guy didn't. He was scared of commitment. Besides, Laverne just wouldn't up and leave Shirley like that and her dad would have had a hissy fit. :lol:

Here are a few quotes I like:

Laverne: "What are you doing?"
Shirley:"I'm covering up."
Laverne:"I hate to be the one to break this to ya, Shirl but those pajamas ain't exactly gonna drive men wild."
Shirley: "I treat my body as a temple, Laverne. You have chosen to treat yours as an amusement park." :rotflmao:

Shirley is teaching Laverne to drive by having her hold a record, a banana, and three different canned goods to represent the clutch, the brake and the gas. Corn is for the clutch, beans are the brake, and peaches are the gas.

Laverne: "Are you sure you don't want to use the beans for gas?" :lol:

Laverne DeFazio: They don't hear you're Willamina, they don't hear that you stuff your bra with socks, all they hear is I can't drive. ...
Shirley Feeney: Laverne, I'm telling you, flying is safer than driving! ...
Shirley Feeney: I do NOT vo-dee-oh-doh-doh

That was great advice that Lenny gave Laverne. It really bugged me that that guy just wanted to shack up with Laverne and not commit to her or marry her. Laverne wanted to eventually get married and have kids and that guy didn't. He was scared of commitment. Besides, Laverne just wouldn't up and leave Shirley like that and her dad would have had a hissy fit. :lol:

Here are a few quotes I like:

Laverne: "What are you doing?"
Shirley:"I'm covering up."
Laverne:"I hate to be the one to break this to ya, Shirl but those pajamas ain't exactly gonna drive men wild."
Shirley: "I treat my body as a temple, Laverne. You have chosen to treat yours as an amusement park." :rotflmao:

Shirley is teaching Laverne to drive by having her hold a record, a banana, and three different canned goods to represent the clutch, the brake and the gas. Corn is for the clutch, beans are the brake, and peaches are the gas.

Laverne: "Are you sure you don't want to use the beans for gas?" :lol:

(Shirley: "I treat my body as a temple, Laverne. You have chosen to treat yours as an amusement park.") That's one of my favorite quotes. :wave:

Laverne:

The episode A Date With Eraserhead after Carmine and Shirley have broken up, Carmine shows up at a party at the Pizza Bowl with his date. A tall, gorgeous blond.

Carmine: "Hey everybody, Bubbles Schneck!'
Shirley: "Well, would you look at him. I mean just look at him."
Laverne: "I will as soon as I can stop looking at her. Now I know who God gave the rest of my body to." :lol:

Laverne: You two could be identical twins. All you need is a blond wig and an extra pair of sweat socks in your bra !

Shirley: One pair of sweat socks in my bra is sufficient !

Laverne with Shirley and her dad and Edna all go to New York to attend the street festival. Laverne is happy to be back in her old neighborhood, so she climbs on the hood of the taxi.

Laverne: "Hey everybody! I'm here! I'm back, it's me!"
Laverne's old neighbor: "Laverne, is that you?"
Laverne: "Yeah!"
Laverne's old neighbor: "Shut your mouth!" :lol:

Big Rosie & Shirley:

“Ahhhh, sleep. Nature's way of saying... lie down.”
— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman

Laverne: "They were ice skatin' on it."

Laverne: "Some men are interested in more than teeth."
Mikey: "Why?"

Shirley: "What a bedside manner."

Shirley: "How very romantic. Two people with holes in their heads."
Squiggy: (enters with Lenny)"Hello."

Shirley: "The luck of the Irish."

Shirley:

Shirley: (to Squiggy)"Please don't touch our food."

Laverne: (to Shirley)"What do you want?"
Shirley: "Rock Hudson, only taller."

Squiggy: (enters; to Shirley)"ALL RIGHT, WOMAN! I can't stand to see you broken-hearted. (he kisses Shirley.) Make it last!"
(He exits, and she screams.)

Laverne: "Now I see who God gave the rest of my body to."

Laverne: "That's part of the American Dream."

Shirley: "...something absolutely wretched."
Squiggy: (enters)""Hello."

Lenny: "This is my Sunday suit."
Squiggy: "That place is closed on Sunday! That's when they wash the women."

Shirley: (to Laverne)"You never did play nice."

Bob: (to Shirley)"Your friend's awfully friendly."

Laverne: "Robbers never read the Bible."

Shirley: "He thinks we're loosie goosies for money!"

Laverne: "We've been lured, Shirl."

Bob: "You couldn't be models."

Laverne: "I wound up cryin' at some strange person's grave."

Laverne: "What did this one want?"
Shirley: "Something totally out of the question."

Frank: "Naked in the window."

Shirley: "I hear noises, I get curious."

Laverne: "Fun's the word..."

Laverne: "I didn't even know accountants got excited."

Man: "You guys check out the blonde at the candy machine?"

Shirley: "That puts an end to heavy breathing."

“Lenny: Me and Squiggy was talking and we decided that your kid oughta have a last name.

Laverne: Huh?

Lenny: On account of, if he don't, the poor little guy's never gonna get any mail.”

I think Shirley is the most boring person on the show. I saw this show only twice. It was a Xmas episode, only the tall guy was amusing. That's what my cousin calls him. The other episode is not worth mentioning.

Shirley Feeney:
Well maybe Nathan the Greek is a nice loan shark.

Laverne DeFazio:
Shirl, a nice loan shark? Think about it, are they called loan bunnies? Loan guppies? No, loan sharks, they bite your face off.

(Last line of the series.)
Carmine: "You were awake all that time?!..."

Shirley: "Helen, I want you to stay away from Ready Betty."

Helen: "I like shovin'."

Laverne:

Laverne DeFazio:
Boy I really like eating Chinese food with these chopsticks. [uses them like two forks]

Shirley & Laverne:

Squiggy:
Can we borrow your sheets?

Laverne De Fazio:
Oh God, no.

Shirley Feeney:
Why do you wanna borrow our sheets?

Squiggy:
Well, we have a couple of gorgeous chickaroonies coming over tonight for dinner and crackers, and we kind of like to get to first base with them.

Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski:
We figure some clean sheets will bring 'em over the old goal line.

Laverne De Fazio:
What's the matter with your own sheets?

Squiggy:
They're hard. [Laverne and Shirley show shocked and disgusted reactions]

Shirley:

Carmine 'The Big Ragoo' Ragusa:
[chopping vegetables while Shirley talks him into hiring Squiggy, tearing up] Alright, I'll do it!

Shirley Feeney:
You don't have to cry about it.

Carmine 'The Big Ragoo' Ragusa:
I'm not, here's your onions!

Karen, Lenny & Squiggy:

Barb & Laverne:

“Monique: Bachelor #2, what kind of vegetable would you be?

Lenny: I would be a sauerkraut. It was my only toy as a child.”

Barb & Laverne:
I think these idiots are home every night. Perhaps the tall guy is their caretaker!!

Squiggy:
Hey, what's with all the tropical flora?

Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski:
Didn't you used to date her?

Squiggy:
Nah, that was Teresa DeFluca.

(First line of the series.)
Laverne: "Hey, Shirley!... I got some hot gossip for ya."

Squiggy: "I've already totaled two trucks, squashed Booboo Kitty, and I ain't even got out of the living room yet!"

Laverne DeFazio:
[in the toy store] This reminds me of when Shirley Temple spent Christmas morning at that rich girl's house in 'Heidi'.

Shirley Feeney:
[imitating Shirley Temple] Grandfather! Grandfather! I want to stay with you!

Shirley:

“Laverne: A Society gentleman would only go out with you for one reason - to have a good time, a few laughs, and a little vo-dee-oh-doh-doh.

Shirley: I don't vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!

Laverne: You vo-dee-oh-doh-doh.

Shirley: I don't vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!

Laverne: You vo-dee-OH...

Shirley: Once, and I was going steady a whole year...”

(Adjusting the TV.)
Laverne: "Still a ghost there."

Edna: "...that was some explosion! Every light in the whole apartment building blew out."

Shirley: "I can't understand it. I just rewired the set."
Laverne: "Welll, it's an old set. It had to go sometime."
Shirley: "This television has great sentimental value for me."

Carmine: "The Great Ragoo doesn't steal nothin'."

Shirley: "Anything but murder, mister."

Shirley: "Well, Laverne, you can't help but look stupid."

Laverne: "...she had to go home. She got suddenly bruised."

Richie: "I'm a senior. I'm wise to the ways of the world."

Shirley: "Anything but murder, mister." I love that episode ! (it was so out of her character as the show progressed)

Shirley: "Shirley Feeney. Irish, Protestant, Democrat."

Laverne: "Laverne DeFazio. Italian, Catholic, Teamster."

Laverne: "And she's quite a liitle kisser-upper."

Shirley: "We should hope to speak like that someday."

Shirley: "What a cutie pie."
Laverne: "Jailbait, Shirl."

Shirley: No, thank you. We're going to a formal society dinner.
Lenny: [Sarcastically] Whoa, pardon me ladies...
Squiggy: Yeah, I would've worn my tuxedo, but my polo pony ate it.

Shirley Feeney: Laverne, I'm telling you, flying is safer than driving! Nobody has ever crashed into a cloud!
Laverne De Fazio: Yeah well nobody ever fell 40,000 feet from a DeSoto either.

Laverne: You got nylons? All I got was a glow-in-the-dark snow scraper.

Laverne: Touch my "L," sweetie, and your teeth go to Peoria!

Shirley: Those pills do not make her perky, they make her jerky!

Shirley Feeney: Laverne! The only kinda parties we've ever been to are bring your own!
Laverne De Fazio: I like bringin' my own... then I know what I'm gettin'.

Lenny: (to Squiggy) "The adventure has gone right out of our lives."

Shirley: (to Lenny) "The fact that you are able to dress yourself in the morning totally amazes me."

Lenny: "He's too good for me."

Voice of Max Schotz: "Goodbye, good luck, and get out!"

Laverne: "Shirl, you how crazy I get when I don't eat."

Shirley: "Laverne, I haven't been a good girl all these years for nothing."

Shirley: "Laverne, we have made all our dreams come true, for me and you. In California."

Laverne: "Goodbye, Milwaukee. Hello, California."

Lenny: "We just had to spend the night together in a cheap motel room."

Frank: "Nobody's hirin' nothin'!"

Frank: "A toast!"
Rhonda Lee: "To my career."

Laverne: "Lenny, Lenny, I am not the promised land."

Laverne: "I never!"

Squiggy: "Champagne? Why, that's the Devil's vodka."

Squiggy: "And besides, a man has his needs."

Rhonda: "At least until after dinner."

I don't want to go
to the big house!

I don't want to fry!

Hey, you... "L"... ante up.

Yeah.

Here you go.

All I know is

they got the best food
in the Madison prisons.

Cleveland's got the best food.

Don't tell me about best.

I'll stick your head
right through this cup.

Shirley Feeney: Laverne...
Laverne De Fazio: Hmm?
Shirley Feeney: I just thought of something awful.
Laverne De Fazio: What?
Shirley Feeney: Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake... what can I tell her?
Laverne De Fazio: A lot more than most mothers!

You go with Rosie,

you got a chance to meet
good-looking, classy guys.

You go to the circus,

you got a chance to
meet human cannonballs.

You make up your mind.

Rosie Greenbaum: "Shirley, ya gotta advertise a little! Put the goods in the window!".

Oh, you'd better
close that window.

It's going to rain.

3.5 inches.

( hums eerie melody)

Well, listen, who
knows? She may be right.

Hmm... anything could
crawl in right off the street.

Squiggy: Can we borrow your sheets?
Laverne De Fazio: Oh God, no.
Shirley Feeney: Why do you wanna borrow our sheets?
Squiggy: Well, we have a couple of gorgeous chickaroonies coming over tonight for dinner and crackers, and we kind of like to get to first base with them.
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: We figure some clean sheets will bring 'em over the old goal line.
Laverne De Fazio: What's the matter with your own sheets?
Squiggy: They're hard.
[Laverne and Shirley show shocked and disgusted reactions]

Mr. DeFazio, what are you doing
here in the middle of the day?

Oh, I, uh, uh, it's quiet...

I was thirsty... thirsty.

Well, what happened,

did you run out of stuff to
drink down at the Pizza Bowl?

No, no! There's a lot of
stuff to drink down there.

What are you two doing here?!

It's Tuesday.

You're out of work?

No... No...

You sick? No. No,
we were at work.

We were at work,
We were at work.

And then we
remembered that we, uh...

Left the oven on.
Left the oven on,

and Laverne got very worried...

Yes, so we came home

to turn it off..
And-and... Hello. Hello?

Hello?

Carmine 'The Big Ragoo' Ragusa:
[chopping vegetables while Shirley talks him into hiring Squiggy, tearing up] Alright, I'll do it!

Shirley Feeney:
You don't have to cry about it.

Carmine 'The Big Ragoo' Ragusa:
I'm not, here's your onions!

Spaghetti on the floor...

boy, some people
are pigs, aren't they?

Hi ya, gorgeous.

Gorgeous who?

You, gorgeous.

Yeah?

Something told me from
the minute I walked in here

that I had to read your palm.

What is this?

Are we on Candid
Camera, is that it?

Hello, hello, Mr. Funt.

Come out, come
out wherever you are.

No, no, no, I
mean it, I can feel it.

Rosie: What do you know about fixing Cadillacs?
Lenny: Listen, what I don't know about cars you could fit in a manual.

Oh, Laverne, it's okay,
you'll be in the act.

I'll saw your legs
off in the finale.

Stop it.

Edna: Well, where you're going is nice too.
Shirley: Yes... Detroit is lovely this time of year.

That's just the final straw
that broke the camel's hump.

Squiggy: [To Shirley] What do you say we go to the drive-in, and you let me run amuck?

Hickey Hector.

He's gonna ask us out again.

Why does he always do that?

I don't know. He
thinks we're beautiful.

You know, Terry Buttafuoco

told me that he
steals loose M&Ms

from the supermarket
and hides 'em in his socks.

Ew.

Laverne: Shirl, believe me, I'm not sick, and there's nothing in this place that will make me sick.
Squiggy: Hello!