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Raj: "Hey! The jaw wants what it wants."
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View Full Version : Favorite Quotes? Ohio8 12-09-2015, 09:18 PM Raj: "Hey! The jaw wants what it wants." AB 12-10-2015, 05:14 PM A Sheldon quote: AB 12-10-2015, 05:15 PM Another Sheldon quote: AB 12-22-2015, 03:52 PM A Howard quote: AB 12-30-2015, 05:27 PM A Sheldon & Penny quote: TMC 01-22-2016, 04:01 AM http://www.fame10.com/entertainment/the-big-bang-theory-leonards-10-funniest-quotes/ Through nine seasons, CBS’ massive hit show The Big Bang Theory has been the leading comedy on TV. In only its first few seasons, it exploded into a cultural phenomenon making the world of “geeks” funny and cool. Although Sheldon Cooper is premised as the lead, and the funniest character, on the show, Leonard Hofstadter played by Johnny Galecki has had more than his fair share of hilarious moments to counteract Sheldon’s incessant narcissism. From poking fun at himself, to his backhanded remarks at Sheldon, to his interactions with Penny, Leonard has had fans burst out laughing. Check out 10 of his funniest quotes from the show’s nine seasons. AB 01-23-2016, 05:40 PM A Sheldon quote: Nordy 01-25-2016, 10:32 PM Thankfully all the things my girlfriend used to do can be taken care of with my right hand.--Sheldon AB 01-26-2016, 05:44 PM Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out. Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic. TMC 01-27-2016, 05:12 AM The Big Bang Theory: Howard Wolowitz’s 10 Funniest Quotes (http://www.fame10.com/entertainment/the-big-bang-theory-howard-wolowitzs-10-funniest-quotes/) Setiawan071 01-27-2016, 05:05 PM Leonard: Hope you’re hungry. Sheldon: Interesting. A friendly sentiment in this country, cruel taunt in the Sudan. And my all-time favourite dialogue would be this: Sheldon: Kidney disease? Penny: No. Sheldon: Migraines? Penny: Getting one. Sheldon: Are you currently pregnant? Penny: No. Sheldon: Are you sure? You look a bit puffy. Penny: Change migraine to yes. Sheldon: When was your last menstrual period? Penny: Oh, next question. Sheldon: I’ll put, in progress. Okay, moving to psychiatric disorders, list all major behavioural diagnoses, e.g. depression, anxiety, etcetera. Penny: Oh, my god, what the hell does this have to do with my stupid shoulder? Sheldon: Episodes of sub psychotic rage. Penny: Ass. Sheldon: Possible Tourette’s TMC 01-30-2016, 02:04 AM The Big Bang Theory: Bernadette’s 10 Funniest Quotes (http://www.fame10.com/entertainment/the-big-bang-theory-bernadettes-10-funniest-quotes/) AB 01-30-2016, 05:15 PM A Leonard & Raj quote: TMC 02-05-2016, 05:34 AM The Big Bang Theory: Penny’s 10 Funniest Quotes (http://www.fame10.com/entertainment/the-big-bang-theory-pennys-10-funniest-quotes/) TMC 02-11-2016, 07:04 PM The Big Bang Theory: Raj’s 10 Best Quotes (http://www.fame10.com/entertainment/the-big-bang-theory-rajs-10-best-quotes/) The Big Bang Theory: Stuart Bloom’s 10 Funniest Quotes (http://www.fame10.com/entertainment/the-big-bang-theory-stuart-blooms-10-funniest-quotes/) AB 03-06-2016, 04:31 PM Bernadette & Amy quotes/lines: AB 04-18-2016, 04:28 PM A Sheldon & Penny quote: AB 06-29-2016, 03:23 PM A Penny quote: Ohio8 08-06-2016, 07:39 PM Raj (to Leonard): "That's Hindi for 'Whatever floats your boat.'" Ohio8 08-06-2016, 07:41 PM Sheldon: "I'm not crazy. My mom had me tested." Nordy 08-06-2016, 08:50 PM Sheldon: Thankfully all the things my girlfriend used to do can be taken care of with my right hand. AB 09-13-2016, 05:52 PM A Sheldon quote: "That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and it makes me sad." Edison 09-19-2016, 12:27 AM Penny, with the gang, watching Howard just seconds from going into space : I can't believe it. This whole time, a small part of me thought he was lying. AB 09-19-2016, 02:45 PM An Amy quote: AB 10-19-2016, 05:20 PM A Sheldon quote: Edison 10-22-2016, 04:59 PM Amy, inebr..loaded : Ohio8 12-13-2016, 10:32 PM Penny: "Dead whore on TV, live one in real life." AB 12-14-2016, 07:58 PM A Sheldon quote: Edison 12-24-2016, 01:36 AM Mike: I know I'm hard on you, but you're not the worst son-in-law in the world. Howard: Mike, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Mike: Well, I'm drunk. AB 12-31-2016, 05:39 PM A Penny quote: Edison 01-07-2017, 02:30 AM Leonard [about snuggie gift]: what does this mean? Penny: Wine, credit cards and late night television are a bad combination AB 01-12-2017, 08:40 PM A Leonard & Bernadette quote/line: Edison 01-13-2017, 02:09 AM Raj the Romantic... Edison 01-20-2017, 08:34 PM Amy, Who's unfanatic... Ohio8 05-11-2017, 09:47 PM Stuart: "I've been called a genuine medical oddity." AB 05-12-2017, 03:29 PM A Raj quote: Edison 05-25-2017, 01:31 AM Comic Book Mention Amy: So stupid. Penny: I don't know how Leonard can get so caught up in this. Bernadette: It's crazy, they spend hours arguing about things that don't even exist. AB 05-25-2017, 04:35 PM Leonard, Howard & Raj quotes: Ohio8 06-10-2017, 11:29 PM Raj: "I've said this before and I'll say it again. Aquaman sucks." Edison 07-28-2017, 05:53 PM Sheldon, seriesly... MA 07-28-2017, 07:13 PM Bazinga! Ohio8 08-01-2017, 07:29 PM Penny: "Oh. Voodoo is real. You don't want to mess with that." Edison 08-22-2017, 07:35 PM Sheldon: Your room. You may want to repaint. AB 08-30-2017, 06:53 PM A Penny & Sheldon line/quote: Ohio8 09-14-2017, 09:23 PM Leonard: "Not to mention, Sheldon is batcrap crazy." Sheldon: "I look like a flamingo on Ritalin." Ohio8 09-14-2017, 09:25 PM Leonard: "Some things are more important than toys." Howard: "It's like Nerdvana." AB 02-07-2018, 05:27 PM An Amy & Penny quote/line. Ohio8 02-18-2018, 04:29 PM Penny: (to Sheldon)"Your parents are old. Anything unspeakable is finished by 9:30." Sheldon: (to Mary)"...but he's a mediocre academic. And according to Beverly, his sexual prowess is subpar. He's basically Leonard with a bigger prostate." Leonard: "Are you sayin' that my dad's not good enough for your mom?" Sheldon: "Yes. While also getting in a solid dig at you. Pretty efficient, huh?" Edison 02-20-2018, 12:56 AM Howard: There’s fuel leaking and we’re still going to go? Mike: Don't lose your Froot Loops, Froot Loops. Dimitri: This happens a lot. Nine times out of ten, no problem. Howard: What happens on the tenth time ? Dimitri: Problem. Ohio8 04-14-2018, 07:48 PM Howard: "Fun fact: I'm gonna jump off this train." Ohio8 06-19-2018, 05:33 PM Leonard: "You're right, all sex has is nudity, orgasms and human contact." MA 06-19-2018, 05:36 PM Penny: So, what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-Men? Sheldon: No. The X-Men were named after the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-Men. Howard Wolowitz: [as Sheldon walks away] Oh, that's not a good name. Ohio8 06-27-2018, 09:37 PM Bernadette: "Pick out the hottest guy in the room, take him home, do unspeakable things to him, and kick him to the curb with a smile on his face and teeth marks on his hiney?" Penny: "More or less." Penny: "...let's go find me a hiney to bite." MA 06-28-2018, 06:30 AM Sheldon: You're not done with her, are you? Leonard Hofstadter: Our babies are gonna be smart and beautiful. Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary Edison 06-28-2018, 11:36 PM Penny: Sing “Soft Kitty” to me. MA 06-29-2018, 06:05 PM Sheldon: Um, Penny, that's where I sit. Penny: So, sit next to me. Sheldon: No, I sit there. Penny: What's the difference? Sheldon: "What's the difference"? Leonard: Here we go. Sheldon: In the winter that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer it's directly in the path of a cross breeze created by open windows, there and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide to create a parallax distortion. I could go on, but I think I've made my point. Ohio8 07-15-2018, 02:24 PM Sheldon: "You know what they don't sell at the container store? Something large enough to contain my disappointment." MA 07-15-2018, 07:14 PM Penny: Sheldon, what did we say about being a nicer friend? Leonard: Thank you. Penny: Leonard, what did we say about being a gullible weeny? Ohio8 07-26-2018, 08:28 PM Sheldon: "A minute is a long time." Howard: "I've been tellin' women that for twenty years." MA 07-27-2018, 03:44 PM Penny: I mean, who even reads Scientific American? Leonard: It's kind of a big deal. Penny: If it's such a big deal, how come the biggest celebrity they could get for the cover is a molecule? Ohio8 07-28-2018, 10:27 PM Penny: "Yeah, yeah. My mother gave me the same lecture about my virginity." Edison 08-18-2018, 01:07 AM Howard: We'll just have to face Sheldon mano y mano y mano a mano. Leslie: Wait, you're going up against Sheldon Cooper? Howard: Yes! Leslie: That arrogant, misogynistic, East Texas doorknob that told me I should abandon my work with high-energy particles for laundry and child bearing? Leonard: She's in! MA 08-18-2018, 06:03 AM Leonard My point is, while you're spending all this time on your own, building computers or practicing your cello, what you're really doing is becoming interesting. When people finally do notice you, they're gonna find someone a lot cooler than they thought. And for those of you that were popular in high school, it's over, sorry. Thank you. Congratulations. Ohio8 09-30-2018, 03:36 PM Leonard: (to Sheldon)"All that story ever does is make me me feel bad for your mother." Penny: "You know, I remember the first time I got a bikini wax. My sister did it with melted Crayolas and duct tape." Bernadette: "Gosh, Amy, I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical?" Penny: "Anyway, to this day I can't see a box of crayons without crossing my legs." MA 09-30-2018, 03:46 PM Raj: What just happened? Howard: A stranger just lured Sheldon away with a candy bar. Edison 10-29-2018, 12:24 AM Footprints on the Moon: Thor and Dr. Jones Thor and Dr. Jones One plays with lightning The other plays with bones AB 10-29-2018, 05:08 PM Howard: MA 10-29-2018, 07:04 PM Amy: A guest in my trundle bed and a boy at my door. I wish I could tell thirteen-year-old me it does get better. AB 10-30-2018, 04:41 PM Sheldon: Hello, Arthur. Arthur: What part of "Rest in Peace" don't you understand? Sheldon: I suppose you're here because you heard the news. Arthur: Sheldon, I'm a figment of your imagination. I don't hear news. Sheldon: You're a grumpy figment. MA 10-30-2018, 04:49 PM Althea: What is this? Howard: It's a robot arm. Althea: Where's the rest of the robot? Howard: I only built the arm. Althea: Because that's all you needed, right? MA 12-25-2018, 09:46 AM Sheldon: Thank you for understanding. Amy: Of course I understand. Sheldon, there's something else I've been wanting to say, but before I do, I just. I want you to know you don't have to say it back. I know you're not ready and I don't want you to say it just because social convention dictates - Sheldon: I love you, too. Amy: You said it. Edison 12-26-2018, 01:51 AM Arthur: Just call me Arthur. Sheldon: Leonard, did you hear that? Professor Proton said I should call him Arthur. That means we're friends. Arthur: No, a friend would've told me about the elevator. MA 12-27-2018, 06:18 AM Stuart: Oh, Sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong. Sheldon: More wrong? Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation. Stuart: Of course it is. It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable, it's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge. Ohio8 01-01-2019, 07:59 PM "What school did you go to?" "Oxford." "Well you better go back to high shoes!" [crunch!] (Moe and Curly) Wrong place for these quotes. MA 01-01-2019, 08:00 PM Raj: Amy, good luck getting these guys excited about a dinner with a theme. I gave up when no one cared about my Tom Hanks-Giving. MA 01-01-2019, 08:01 PM Raj: What if he's in prison? What if he's a spy? What if he's in a Beatles cover band? I'm just saying, if he's got your nose and haircut, he'd make a killer Ringo. MA 01-01-2019, 08:01 PM Wrong place for these quotes. Just deleted it. Ohio8 01-08-2019, 07:40 PM Bernadette: (to Amy)"I can't believe you can turn ordinary skin cells into functioning brain cells." Amy: (points at Sheldon)"Well, I turned this one into a functioning boyfriend, so the sky's the limit." MA 01-08-2019, 07:43 PM Penny: Okay, Sheldon and Amy are still pretty upset about their theory being disproved. Leonard: So we have made a list of subjects for everyone to avoid. Ohio8 01-26-2019, 02:34 PM Sheldon: "Why are we all here? Because we're scientists, and what do scientists study? The universe." Sheldon: "It is only three-dimensional thinking that limits our thinking." AB 01-26-2019, 05:42 PM Amy: "So what are you going as?" Howard: "I don't want to ruin the surprise. You'll see it at work. Just a warning: it's pretty scary." Sheldon: "Is it a bird?" Howard: "No." Sheldon: "Is it a dog?" Howard: "No." Sheldon: "Oh, I think I'll be fine, then." MA 01-26-2019, 09:22 PM Bernadette: Does your mother call you every day at work to see if you had a healthy lunch? Edison 05-20-2019, 02:48 PM Sheldon: This is a nightmare! MA 05-20-2019, 03:07 PM Raj: I don't like bugs, okay. They freak me out. Ohio8 06-02-2019, 01:22 PM Sheldon: "Fellow warriors, this is Sheldor the Conqueror." Sheldon: "Just when I think I've gotten the hang of sarcasm." Sheldon: "What a noob." Leslie: "'Doctor Dumbass'." Leslie: (to Sheldon) "I hear you've been pulling all-nighters with Middle Earth Barbie." Leslie: "Everything has to do with sex." Leslie: (repeated line) "Dumbass." AB 06-02-2019, 05:14 PM Penny & Sheldon: MA 06-05-2019, 07:02 AM Mrs. Wolowitz I'm not going near that fakakta thing. I'll catch a computer virus. Howard: You can't catch a computer virus. Mrs. Wolowitz Oh, so now you're an astronaut and a doctor? Ohio8 06-16-2019, 02:01 PM Amy: "I like the way I look." Sheldon: "Well, I don't." Penny: "Can you believe it? They finally fixed the elevator.' Ohio8 06-16-2019, 02:06 PM Leonard: "I'm done enabling him." Leonard: "What went wrong?" Sheldon: "The balls kept sticking to my pants." Sheldon: "Welcome to my life." Leonard: (to Sheldon) "You are a selfish jerk. To Hell with you and your prize." Penny: "I'll be back with the meatballs after a short word from our sponsor." Ohio8 06-16-2019, 02:08 PM Sheldon: "Is that Buffy the Vampire Slayer?" MA 06-17-2019, 06:26 AM Leonard: I love cheesecake. Sheldon: You're lactose-intolerant. Leonard: I don't eat it. I just think it's a good idea. AB 06-17-2019, 07:10 PM Sheldon: Sheldon Cooper does not cry. Howard: That's true, you'd rust. MA 06-17-2019, 08:07 PM Bernadette: I told you you shouldn't have espresso after dinner. I know the little cups make you feel big but it's not worth it. theoneandonlytvqueen 06-22-2019, 01:28 AM Sheldon:" I'm not insane. My Mother had me tested." Sheldon" I grew up in Texas.Football is ubiquitous in East Texas:pro football, college football, high school football, pee- wee football. In fact, every form of football except the original- European football. Which most Texans believe to be a commie plot." Penny: " I am so sorry." Bernadette: " Are you kidding? That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me." Bernadette:" Thanks for saving the day." Raj:" No problem, it wouldn't be Thanksgiving without an Indian providing the food." Sheldon:" That is my spot." MA 06-22-2019, 05:52 AM Penny: I always say that when one door closes, another one opens. AB 07-18-2019, 06:26 PM Raj & Penny: MA 07-18-2019, 06:30 PM Howard: I invented a game. Want to play? Leonard: Sure. Howard: It's called Emily or Cinnamon. I give you actual quotes I've heard Raj say, and you guess if he was talking to his girlfriend or his dog. AB 07-19-2019, 04:45 PM Amy & Penny: MA 07-22-2019, 06:45 PM Amy: As my mom used to say, "When you're doing a puzzle, it's like you've got a thousand friends." AB 08-02-2019, 05:18 PM Sheldon & Amy: AB 08-15-2019, 03:41 PM Amy: Edison 08-16-2019, 08:24 PM Leonard: New neighbor ? Sheldon: Evidently. AB 08-17-2019, 04:52 PM Mary, Sheldon's mother: Ohio8 08-19-2019, 10:25 PM Mary: (to Penny)"When I was your age, you could have me for a car ride and a bottle of strawberry wine." MA 08-23-2019, 06:04 AM Mrs. Wolowitz I'm not going near that fakakta thing. I'll catch a computer virus. Howard: You can't catch a computer virus. Mrs. Wolowitz Oh, so now you're an astronaut and a doctor? MA 08-26-2019, 06:35 AM Penny: So what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-men? Sheldon: No, the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my C-men. AB 09-06-2019, 06:35 PM Stuart: Edison 09-07-2019, 12:31 AM Leonard: Why would you buy Peppermint Schnapps ? Penny: Because I like peppermint, and it's fun to say schnapps. MA 11-30-2019, 10:04 AM Penny: That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Howard: (to Leonard) Go ahead. Tell her about your senior prom. Ohio8 01-11-2020, 01:05 PM Penny: (to Leonard): "... a holiday that's basically national sex night." Leonard: "I'm sorry. You're pretty; I'm stupid." MA 01-11-2020, 03:35 PM Sheldon: I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at grease boards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college, and before that, I was in the fifth grade. MA 01-12-2020, 07:23 AM Sheldon: May I say something? Leonard: Not right now, Sheldon. Sheldon: But I think it may be comforting. Leonard: Buddy- Howard: No, it's okay. What? Sheldon: When I lost my own father, I didn't have any friends to help me through it. You do. Edison 03-02-2020, 02:40 AM Howard: Could you look at Toby? Professor Crawley: Toby? What a stupid name for a cricket. Sheldon: Told you. AB 03-02-2020, 04:35 PM Leonard: MA 03-09-2020, 05:00 PM Sheldon: Carbon. Hydrogen. Carbon. Carbon. And last but not least, carbon. Leonard: This might be the glue talking, but that was a very pleasurable 139 and a half hours. Sheldon: Agreed. AB 03-25-2020, 06:34 PM Leonard & Howard: MA 03-30-2020, 06:36 AM Howard: Oh boy, I was afraid of this. Leonard: What? Howard: These instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components. This right here is why Sweden has no space program. Ohio8 06-09-2020, 10:13 PM Raj: "I talk with my eyes." MA 06-20-2020, 09:42 AM Mary Cooper: Raj is it? Still having trouble talking to the ladies? Because you know at our church we have a woman who's an amazing healer. Mainly she does crutch and wheelchair people. But I bet she'd be willing to take a shot at whatever third-world demon is running around inside of you. Ohio8 08-02-2020, 03:12 PM Sheldon: "If you want to blend in with Penny's friends, I think looking like an idiot would be the perfect camouflage." Sheldon: (to Leonard) "You continued mating privileges with her?" Sheldon: "What's funny about Cylon toast?" AB 08-02-2020, 05:18 PM Sheldon: MA 08-04-2020, 06:44 AM “The only way she’d be able to make a contribution to science is if they resume sending chimps into space.” — Sheldon Cooper AB 08-04-2020, 04:53 PM Howard to Penny: Edison 08-05-2020, 01:11 AM Sheldonious: MA 08-05-2020, 06:54 AM Amy: Hold on. You're getting married and you didn't invite me? Penny: It was kind of a spur of the moment thing. Amy: Wow. Hope I can catch the bouquet from here. Ohio8 12-19-2020, 03:44 PM Leonard: "I got a little paper cut." Penny: "Of course you did. Your hands are softer than veal." Sheldon: "Like a bunch of savages." Sheldon: "I like scrolls..." Stuart: (to Raj)"Do you hear yourself when you say those things?" Raj: "Screw that noise, I'm going in." Penny: "...in an outfit I'm assuming is from Forever 63." Stuart: "I did not just hear that." Amy: "Geeze, who's Forever 63 now?" Amy: "Let's get him laid." Bernadette: (to Raj)"Bottom line; you'll take any woman who'll have you, right?" Raj: "In a New Delhi minute." Stuart: "My character and I both have claustrophobia" Amy: "That is some low hanging fruit." Leonard: "I grew up in a house full of crazy academics;..." Bernadette: "Sometimes the pancreas wants what the pancreas wants." MA 12-21-2020, 11:59 AM “Feelings? What am I? A hippy at a love-in?” — Sheldon Cooper AB 01-11-2021, 06:25 PM Sheldon: MA 01-11-2021, 09:03 PM “I’m a vegetarian except for fish, and the occasional steak. I love steak!” – Penny AB 01-12-2021, 04:20 PM Bernadette & Howard: MA 01-13-2021, 02:21 PM “Sheldon, you remind me of a young Lex Luthor.” – Raj Edison 04-03-2021, 11:39 PM Marissa: It's a little weird for us, too. Zack: Penny: No, no. It's not gonna look..Sure. MA 04-04-2021, 05:55 AM Alex: It's nice to meet you. I'm so excited to be working with Dr- Sheldon: Yeah, please reserve chitchat for your breaks, Ms. Jensen. FYI, there will be no breaks. Alex: I should probably get to work. Edison 04-11-2021, 02:25 AM Denise: So do you want to move in with me? Stuart: More than Galactus wants to devour worlds. Denise: Well, that's great 'cause I want to move in with you MA 04-12-2021, 12:52 PM Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. AB 05-05-2021, 07:01 PM Sheldon: AB 05-06-2021, 04:21 PM Sheldon: MA 05-07-2021, 07:09 AM Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin. Sheldon: Why? Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me. Edison 05-07-2021, 03:17 PM The Detergent Indeterminacy MA 05-08-2021, 11:44 AM Penny: Well, thank you guys so much for the clothes and the shoes, the plane tickets. You've been so generous. Amy: Well, it's important that all of our friends get to share this moment with us. Sheldon: And then for years to come, you can tell others you had a front-row seat to history. Although, technically, I think your seats are in the second row. Edison 05-16-2021, 03:40 PM Elizabeth: I wrote the section on the Wilson-Bappu Effect completely naked. Leonard: Really? Sure doesn't read that way. Elizabeth: Here, let me show you... When we consider the brightness of pulsating variable stars we start to see a possible explanation for some of the discrepancies found in Hubble's constant. Leonard: Wow. You really make science come alive. MA 05-17-2021, 05:57 AM Penny: Well, thank you guys so much for the clothes and the shoes, the plane tickets. You've been so generous. Amy: Well, it's important that all of our friends get to share this moment with us. Sheldon: And then for years to come, you can tell others you had a front-row seat to history. Although, technically, I think your seats are in the second row. Edison 06-22-2021, 01:02 AM The Hair Insufficiency AB 07-08-2021, 07:24 PM Amy & Howard: MA 07-09-2021, 03:42 PM Sheldon: As such, your behavior must reflect the highest standards. Uh, Raj. Bagel down. Edison 08-28-2021, 12:54 AM The Bernadette Helium Reaction MA 08-28-2021, 07:35 AM Sheldon: Why does everyone suddenly wanna talk to me alone? Usually nobody wants to be alone with me. AB 09-23-2021, 12:09 AM Sheldon & Amy: MA 09-23-2021, 02:59 PM Sheldon: I really did think you looked pretty. Amy: You did? Sheldon: Yes. So much so that I started to panic. Amy: Well you can relax. Just because you think I look pretty doesn't mean we have to spend the night together. Sheldon: Were you hoping we would because it's prom? Amy: I'm always hoping. But tonight, I just wanted to have a nice time with you. Maybe dance with someone who has arms. Edison 10-30-2021, 10:39 PM Physics Bowl prospects in jeopardy. Ohio8 11-07-2021, 02:48 PM Sheldon: "Invisible plane sold seperately." Sheldon: "I am sorry, but in what universe is Wonder Woman blonde?" Howard: "Relax; nobody's gonna be looking at her hair." (Penny punches Howard in his left arm.) Howard: "Ow! I mean, (in a gravely voice)Ohhhh." MA 11-12-2021, 08:58 AM Sheldon: The second I go out of town, you throw a Christmas party without me? Amy: Yeah, kinda. Sheldon: That's so thoughtful. You guys are the best. Edison 11-18-2021, 01:31 AM Dave Gibbs: Kiss her, you brilliant fool! AB 11-18-2021, 07:48 PM Penny: MA 11-19-2021, 08:38 AM Penny: Well, thank you guys so much for the clothes and the shoes, the plane tickets. You've been so generous. Amy: Well, it's important that all of our friends get to share this moment with us. Sheldon: And then for years to come, you can tell others you had a front-row seat to history. Although, technically, I think your seats are in the second row. AB 11-19-2021, 07:45 PM Penny: MA 11-22-2021, 08:39 AM Howard: How you doing? Bernadette: Fine. Why? Howard: Well, this is the furthest we've ever been away from the kids. I was just checking to see if you're okay. Bernadette: I'm on my second Jack Reacher. I'm doing great. AB 12-15-2021, 08:00 PM Leonard: MA 12-20-2021, 07:58 AM Penny: Well, she did soften your life, didn't she? Sheldon: Yes! She's like the dryer sheets of my heart! Edison 12-31-2021, 03:45 PM Leonard: Am I like the dryer sheets of your heart? Penny: Better. You're the lint trap of my love. MA 01-11-2022, 11:52 AM Bernadette: Howard, the kids are okay. Howard: How do you know that? Bernadette: I just know. A mother knows. AB 01-23-2022, 12:10 AM Sheldon: MA 02-15-2022, 08:40 AM Amy Farrah Fowler: You guys will never believe what just happened. Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, we heard. You did it. Sheldon Cooper: We did do it. Amy Farrah Fowler: And we didn't even know we did it! Howard Wolowitz: Wait, what? Sheldon Cooper: Two physicists in Chicago had to tell us. Leonard Hofstadter: Wait, what? Sheldon Cooper: Their experiment on kaon decay supported our predictions on the higher order corrections pertaining to super-asymmetry. Penny Hofstadter: Wait, what? AB 03-29-2022, 07:57 PM Amy: MA 04-09-2022, 12:42 PM Sheldon: All right, bagels down. Before we head to the airport, I'd like to go over a few things. [others groan] Sheldon: From the moment we step off the plane, each and every one of you is an ambassador for Amy and myself. Howard: [to Bernadette] I told you these tickets weren't free. AB 04-18-2022, 05:36 PM Mary: MA 05-25-2022, 06:26 AM “Sheldon, you remind me of a young Lex Luthor.” – Raj AB 07-27-2022, 07:40 PM Bernadette: Why are they staring? Amy: Who cares? Just soak it in, Hello boys! Stuart: {to his customers} "Hey, could you please stop staring? They're just girls, it's nothing you haven't seen in movies or drawings." AB 08-30-2022, 06:41 PM Sheldon: MA 09-02-2022, 06:17 AM Howard: Don't feel bad. Some day someone will be throwing out your work, too. Leonard: That someone was Sheldon and the day was yesterday. Edison 11-10-2022, 03:37 AM A bevy of Beverly... MA 11-13-2022, 10:51 AM Sheldon: May I say something? Leonard: Not right now, Sheldon. Sheldon: But I think it may be comforting. Leonard: Buddy- Howard: No, it's okay. What? Sheldon: When I lost my own father, I didn't have any friends to help me through it. You do. Edison 12-05-2022, 01:50 AM Arthur Jeffries: Whoa. Whoa. Oh, neato. MA 06-09-2023, 07:40 AM DMV Worker: Here's your learner's permit. Go away. Sheldon: But I'm not done. I have many additional concerns about these questions. DMV Worker: Don't make me climb over this counter! Ohio8 08-18-2023, 06:05 PM Sheldon: "That was fun. Good for you, Leonard." Sheldon: "I don't see why it has to be in some hippie's mobile sex dungeon." Amy : "Boy, that was a long night for me." Amy: "My mom said pierced ears were for whores, pirates, and gypsies." Penny: (to Amy)"...let me take your ear virginity." Sheldon: "I'm gettin' too old for this crud." MA 03-12-2024, 07:54 AM Amy: As my mom used to say, "When you're doing a puzzle, it's like you've got a thousand friends." She was full of fun lies like that. TMC 09-13-2024, 08:12 PM The Big Bang Theory: One Quote From Each Main Character That Goes Against Their Personality (https://screenrant.com/big-bang-theory-character-quote-against-personality/) The Big Bang Theory's characters all have a few quotes that seem utterly out-of-character, from Sheldon's humility to Leonard's unexpected bitterness. MA 05-20-2025, 09:27 AM "Everything is changing and it's simply too much. I need to get away and think." - Sheldon Cooper TMC 05-27-2025, 05:44 PM The Big Bang Theory: One Quote From Each Character That Perfectly Sums Up Their Personality (https://screenrant.com/the-big-bang-theory-quote-sum-up-character-list/) From Penny and Sheldon to supporting stars like Beverly and Mary Cooper, all The Big Bang Theory's heroes have one line that truly sums them up. MA 07-11-2025, 07:46 AM Raj: I don't like bugs, okay. They freak me out. TMC 12-11-2025, 09:44 PM These 4 Words From Sheldon Cooper Capture His 'Big Bang Theory' Character Perfectly (https://collider.com/big-bang-theory-sheldon-best-line-youre-in-my-spot/) He's high maintenance, but we love him. MA 12-14-2025, 09:55 AM “I have spent my whole life trying to bring order to the universe by carefully planning every moment of every day.” —Sheldon. TMC 03-29-2026, 07:09 PM 10 Funniest Lines In The Big Bang Theory (https://screenrant.com/the-big-bang-theory-funniest-lines/) The Big Bang Theory's jokes might not all have aged well, but there are still some hilarious exchanges and one-liners that have stood the test of time. MA 04-04-2026, 09:36 PM I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested! - Sheldon TMC 07-06-2026, 07:55 PM 19 Years Later, Sheldon's Best Line Is Still The Greatest Quote In The Big Bang Theory History (https://screenrant.com/sheldon-cooper-best-line-big-bang-theory/) Between both the original series and Young Sheldon, one Sheldon line still stands out as The Big Bang Theory antihero's greatest quote of all time. MA 07-14-2026, 05:00 PM Leonard Hofstadter: "I get that you feel bad about all the attention, but still, what you did is amazing." |