Frank Gannucci
10-18-2015, 11:27 PM
(Ralph & Ed came home just to see Alice's Mom and Alice. Ralph's eyes light up with anger.)
Alice's Mom: "Hi Sonny Boy!"
Ralph: "What is SHE doing here?"
Alice: "Ralph, be nice. She is my mother."
Ed: "Yeah, be nice."
Alice's Mom: "We saw you and your friend on TV at the game."
Ralph: "Oh, you did huh? Probably jealous that I got to be on TV and you didn't."
Alice's Mom: "Oh no I wasn't. I noticed on TV that you looked like you were happy to be there and not with your wife."
Ralph: "I would be glad for my Alice to watch that Mets win especially since they are now 2-0 in the NLCS against the Cubs. I have a funny feeling that the Mets will sweep the series. Ha ha ha! Those Cubs are going to say: 'Wait until next year.'"
Alice's Mom: "I also noticed that in addition to the Mets fattening their lead, you looked fatter than ever."
Ralph (angrily): "The camera adds 10 pounds."
Alice's Mom: "Ah, so how many cameras were actually on you?"
(Ralph slams his hand on the table.)
Ralph (yells): "YOOOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH! A BLAB-ER-MOUTH! YOU! BLABBERMOUTH! OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
Alice's Mom (yells): "WELL, I HAD ENOUGH! I'M GOING HOME AND I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE WHEN THE METS ARE DENIED THE 2015 WORLD SERIES."
Ralph (yells): "OUT!"
(Alice goes after Alice's Mom.)
Ed: "'How many cameras were actually on you?' Hahaha!"
Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowed cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
Alice's Mom: "Hi Sonny Boy!"
Ralph: "What is SHE doing here?"
Alice: "Ralph, be nice. She is my mother."
Ed: "Yeah, be nice."
Alice's Mom: "We saw you and your friend on TV at the game."
Ralph: "Oh, you did huh? Probably jealous that I got to be on TV and you didn't."
Alice's Mom: "Oh no I wasn't. I noticed on TV that you looked like you were happy to be there and not with your wife."
Ralph: "I would be glad for my Alice to watch that Mets win especially since they are now 2-0 in the NLCS against the Cubs. I have a funny feeling that the Mets will sweep the series. Ha ha ha! Those Cubs are going to say: 'Wait until next year.'"
Alice's Mom: "I also noticed that in addition to the Mets fattening their lead, you looked fatter than ever."
Ralph (angrily): "The camera adds 10 pounds."
Alice's Mom: "Ah, so how many cameras were actually on you?"
(Ralph slams his hand on the table.)
Ralph (yells): "YOOOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH! A BLAB-ER-MOUTH! YOU! BLABBERMOUTH! OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
Alice's Mom (yells): "WELL, I HAD ENOUGH! I'M GOING HOME AND I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE WHEN THE METS ARE DENIED THE 2015 WORLD SERIES."
Ralph (yells): "OUT!"
(Alice goes after Alice's Mom.)
Ed: "'How many cameras were actually on you?' Hahaha!"
Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowed cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)