View Full Version : Osama Bin Laden captured!


Lee
04-01-2002, 05:43 PM
Osama Bin Laden was arrested in Manchester, England today at
4:45 AM by heavily armed Manchester police officers as he was
getting off a plane from Manchester Airport that had arrived from
Tel Aviv, Israel. When Bin Laden lay facedown on the ground as
per police orders, a Manchester police officer said "shut up, you
scum!" and kicked him hard in the back. He was taken to a police
station and held for U.S. authorities. He is being allowed no visits.

APRIL FOOL!

Hollow
04-01-2002, 05:52 PM
I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!! And thats the 4th april fools joke ive heard today!!!!!!! lol.

Mr. Shy Guy
04-01-2002, 06:14 PM
I wish it were true...

Janice
04-01-2002, 06:17 PM
Some things you just don't joke about....

Chocoholic
04-01-2002, 06:17 PM
HAHAHA!!!!!!!! Would be a lot better if it were true though.

Kay Scarpetta
04-01-2002, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by WingsFan
HAHAHA!!!!!!!! Would be a lot better if it were true though.

Yep.

JethroSimpson
04-01-2002, 06:43 PM
Shame it isn't true.
Manchester is the biggest dump in England.

F*O*L 1988
04-01-2002, 09:38 PM
I knew it. Well, actually, when I opened the thread and APRIL FOOLS!!!!! wasn't the first thing I saw, I believed it. Clever to put it at the end, though.:)

*Marilyn Monroe*
04-01-2002, 09:45 PM
That was a good one! Too bad it wasn't true!!

TV Favorites
04-01-2002, 09:59 PM
I knew it was a joke by reading the subject! If only it were true...

InspectorExstead
04-01-2002, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by JanLady617
Some things you just don't joke about....

mm..i agree, the only way he'd be "captured" is if he "surrendured", however u spell it.

Chocoholic
04-02-2002, 12:39 AM
I've heard that he said that he'd kill himself before he was captured or surrendered. I'd rather he do that :D

Lee
04-15-2002, 03:37 AM
You know, I believe this April fools joke has served its useful
purpose and to have it up here any longer would be downright
distasteful. I would like it to be either removed or closed.