Frank Gannucci
09-04-2015, 08:01 AM
(Ralph & Ed are at Fascination Bar & Grill along with the wives.)
Ed: "Hey Ralph, what a nice way to celebrate Labor Day without having a barbeque."
Ralph: "Don't remind me Norton. If it wasn't for you ruining everyone of our barbeques, we wouldn't be here."
Ed: "What are you talking about Ralph? You ruined some of them."
Ralph: "Norton, it is just like you to rewrite history."
(The girls come by.)
Alice: "What are you talking about Ralph? How about the time you caused a big fire on the rooftop of our apartment building which caused us to get kicked out?"
Ralph: "Are you rewriting history too Alice?"
Trixie: "I agree."
Alice: "Ralph & Ed have ruined our holiday barbeques by acting like themselves."
Trixie: "I do agree Alice."
Ralph: "Well today is to celebrate the working man. A reward for all the labor he puts in. Their body of work. As a matter of fact, there is this fat comedian who some people on sitcomsonline.com and Yahoo Groups You're A Riot are celebrating his body of work. As he would say: 'MMMMM BOY! WHAT A DAN-DAN-DANDY!'"
(Crowd cheers.)
Ed: "Today is the day that I am celebrating my body of work. DECADES OF ME WORKING IN THE SEWER."
(People around the Kramdens and Nortons are spitting out their food in retaliation.)
Man (yells): "FUNNY, I AM NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE UPON HEARING THAT GUY."
Ralph: "You are nuts Norton for saying that. But, you are not going to ruin this dinner."
Alice: "Me and Trixie are now looking to get jobs but with a bad economy, it is hard."
Trixie: "It certainly is. Woman are equal to men."
Ralph: "I agree."
(They all sing a song about Labor Day. After that, the waiter gives them their food. Ralph gets a lot of food.)
Ed: "What food you have Ralph."
(Ed accidentally hits Ralph's tray which causes all of Ralph's food to spill onto his lap."
Ralph (yells): "NORTON...PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"
(Ralph causes a huge scene. The girls try to cool down the situation.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
Ed: "Hey Ralph, what a nice way to celebrate Labor Day without having a barbeque."
Ralph: "Don't remind me Norton. If it wasn't for you ruining everyone of our barbeques, we wouldn't be here."
Ed: "What are you talking about Ralph? You ruined some of them."
Ralph: "Norton, it is just like you to rewrite history."
(The girls come by.)
Alice: "What are you talking about Ralph? How about the time you caused a big fire on the rooftop of our apartment building which caused us to get kicked out?"
Ralph: "Are you rewriting history too Alice?"
Trixie: "I agree."
Alice: "Ralph & Ed have ruined our holiday barbeques by acting like themselves."
Trixie: "I do agree Alice."
Ralph: "Well today is to celebrate the working man. A reward for all the labor he puts in. Their body of work. As a matter of fact, there is this fat comedian who some people on sitcomsonline.com and Yahoo Groups You're A Riot are celebrating his body of work. As he would say: 'MMMMM BOY! WHAT A DAN-DAN-DANDY!'"
(Crowd cheers.)
Ed: "Today is the day that I am celebrating my body of work. DECADES OF ME WORKING IN THE SEWER."
(People around the Kramdens and Nortons are spitting out their food in retaliation.)
Man (yells): "FUNNY, I AM NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE UPON HEARING THAT GUY."
Ralph: "You are nuts Norton for saying that. But, you are not going to ruin this dinner."
Alice: "Me and Trixie are now looking to get jobs but with a bad economy, it is hard."
Trixie: "It certainly is. Woman are equal to men."
Ralph: "I agree."
(They all sing a song about Labor Day. After that, the waiter gives them their food. Ralph gets a lot of food.)
Ed: "What food you have Ralph."
(Ed accidentally hits Ralph's tray which causes all of Ralph's food to spill onto his lap."
Ralph (yells): "NORTON...PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"
(Ralph causes a huge scene. The girls try to cool down the situation.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)