Notorious
03-29-2002, 11:28 PM
Groovy Brady revolves around GREG BRADY, the groovy Brady. Here's the first episode:
This Show Takes Place in late 1974
Episode One: Super Pilot
Scene, Brady Living room
[Carol is sitting down, doing nothing. Greg walks in]
Greg-Hey mom, why aren’t you doing anything?
Carol-Because, there is nothing important to do.
Greg-Of course there is! Go re-arrange flowers or re-arrange old magazines, on account that those are the only kind of magazines that we have.
Carol-True! That is important! I’ll go do both at the same time.
Greg-Now that’s my mom!
[Carol walks into the family room, takes magazines, goes to the kitchen, finds some flowers, and begins moving around both at the same time. Jan walks in]
Jan-Mom, I know I’m weird, but that’s just ridiculous!
Carol-Here’s a life lesson Jan, what might look ridiculous, might be important! And, this is important.
Jan-Whatever. Where’s Greg?
Carol-Why?
Jan-I need a tip on how to do my hair. He’s good at solving girl problems.
Carol-He’s in the living room. As you can see, there is NO wall between both rooms, so you can see him.
Jan-I’m sorry! I was supposed to say that.
[Jan goes to the living room]
Jan-Greg…
Greg-I heard what you said in the kitchen. There is no wall in between both rooms, so I could hear! So, I’m not going to help you with your frizz! You hurt my feelings! I’m going to my room.
Jan-Wait!
Greg-Say goodbye to Greg Brady and say hi to Greg Ba Brady
Jan-Greg Ba Brady ?
Greg-Greg Bad ass Brady!
Jan-Oh. Well, don’t do anything Bobby says mom says we shouldn’t do, when she never really told us not do those things!
Greg-Shut your face, un-groovy!
Jan-I am so groovy!
Greg-Am so not!
[Greg goes up to his room]
Jan- Greg, Greg, Greg! Every sibling makes me mad!
Scene, the attic
[Greg is reading a back of a finger nail polish bottle. Marcia walks in]
Marcia-Hi, Greg.
Greg-Hey, Marcia. Do you think this color would look nice on me?
Marcia-Yeah, it would! Well, I need help with a girl problem.
Greg-No doing! I’m a groovy, so I don’t help girls! I’m getting sick of being known as a girl helper!
[Greg hits Marcia]
Marcia-I hate you! Don’t think I’ll make out with you again!
Greg-Marcia, come on! I need some loving once in a while, even if it’s from my TV sister!
[Marcia runs out]
Scene, Living Room
[Mike is looking at male porn. Greg goes down to him]
Greg-Hi dad. Hey, that’s a good issue, is that mine?
Mike-Let’s not worry about that *hides magazine*. We need to talk.
Greg-Forget about that! I know what I did was wrong, and I’ll never hit a girl again. But, I still refuse to be known as Greg, the man who is a woman.
Mike-Actually, I wanted to talk to you about getting me a prescription to ‘its raining men’ magazine.
Greg-Oh, that no problem. I will later.
Mike-Good…so, lesson learned, you’ll stop being a girl beater, go to your room, and get some more of those magazines.
Greg-Right away dad! I’ll help you, because you’re a guy, and you’re swell!
[Greg goes upstairs. Mike looks at his butt]
Mike-Nice!
The End
Note: Bobby, Cindy, Peter, Cousin Oliver, and Alice did not appear in this episode.
This Show Takes Place in late 1974
Episode One: Super Pilot
Scene, Brady Living room
[Carol is sitting down, doing nothing. Greg walks in]
Greg-Hey mom, why aren’t you doing anything?
Carol-Because, there is nothing important to do.
Greg-Of course there is! Go re-arrange flowers or re-arrange old magazines, on account that those are the only kind of magazines that we have.
Carol-True! That is important! I’ll go do both at the same time.
Greg-Now that’s my mom!
[Carol walks into the family room, takes magazines, goes to the kitchen, finds some flowers, and begins moving around both at the same time. Jan walks in]
Jan-Mom, I know I’m weird, but that’s just ridiculous!
Carol-Here’s a life lesson Jan, what might look ridiculous, might be important! And, this is important.
Jan-Whatever. Where’s Greg?
Carol-Why?
Jan-I need a tip on how to do my hair. He’s good at solving girl problems.
Carol-He’s in the living room. As you can see, there is NO wall between both rooms, so you can see him.
Jan-I’m sorry! I was supposed to say that.
[Jan goes to the living room]
Jan-Greg…
Greg-I heard what you said in the kitchen. There is no wall in between both rooms, so I could hear! So, I’m not going to help you with your frizz! You hurt my feelings! I’m going to my room.
Jan-Wait!
Greg-Say goodbye to Greg Brady and say hi to Greg Ba Brady
Jan-Greg Ba Brady ?
Greg-Greg Bad ass Brady!
Jan-Oh. Well, don’t do anything Bobby says mom says we shouldn’t do, when she never really told us not do those things!
Greg-Shut your face, un-groovy!
Jan-I am so groovy!
Greg-Am so not!
[Greg goes up to his room]
Jan- Greg, Greg, Greg! Every sibling makes me mad!
Scene, the attic
[Greg is reading a back of a finger nail polish bottle. Marcia walks in]
Marcia-Hi, Greg.
Greg-Hey, Marcia. Do you think this color would look nice on me?
Marcia-Yeah, it would! Well, I need help with a girl problem.
Greg-No doing! I’m a groovy, so I don’t help girls! I’m getting sick of being known as a girl helper!
[Greg hits Marcia]
Marcia-I hate you! Don’t think I’ll make out with you again!
Greg-Marcia, come on! I need some loving once in a while, even if it’s from my TV sister!
[Marcia runs out]
Scene, Living Room
[Mike is looking at male porn. Greg goes down to him]
Greg-Hi dad. Hey, that’s a good issue, is that mine?
Mike-Let’s not worry about that *hides magazine*. We need to talk.
Greg-Forget about that! I know what I did was wrong, and I’ll never hit a girl again. But, I still refuse to be known as Greg, the man who is a woman.
Mike-Actually, I wanted to talk to you about getting me a prescription to ‘its raining men’ magazine.
Greg-Oh, that no problem. I will later.
Mike-Good…so, lesson learned, you’ll stop being a girl beater, go to your room, and get some more of those magazines.
Greg-Right away dad! I’ll help you, because you’re a guy, and you’re swell!
[Greg goes upstairs. Mike looks at his butt]
Mike-Nice!
The End
Note: Bobby, Cindy, Peter, Cousin Oliver, and Alice did not appear in this episode.