What are some of your favorite "funny" family ties quotes? :lol:

Mine are in my signature below.

:talk: Alex: " I didn't lose the spelling bee, I just refused to
spell Democrat!"


:talk: Steven " if this was a pop tart, we'd be dead now"

Here's two more that were on NAN a couple of nights ago. I thought they were both pretty funny:

Steven: Who was Romulises twin brother?
Jennifer: I don't know that one Mom, do you?
Elyse: Yes
Jennifer:....Would you like to share it with us?

(:lol: , that Jen!)

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Elyse: Alex, what are you talking about?!
Alex: I took Jennifer to the card game and ... um... lost her.
Steven: You lost Jennifer in a card game???

:lol: :lol: :lol:



~Danielle~

<Steven " if this was a pop tart, we'd be dead now">

LOL! I love that one too! I also love that part of the show when they turn on the water and it sprays out at them! LOL! And when the houskeeper tried to fix the table, and it shrinks, haha! Anyway, see ya!

Alexis

Skippy: "I'm a neighbour for the fourth time!"

Alex: "I believe in a triple standard. One for girls, one for boys and one for sisters."


:) :p :happyface :crazy: :wave:

MALLORY on her driving lesson to his dad: i didnt get the paddles confused i got my feet confused

this scene-
STEPHON to mallory: the only reason we give alex more freedom is that he is a boy and you are a girl

then ELYSE: i like to hear the rest of it

then ALEX silent to his dad: hang tough hang tough looking good


the episode where the keaton kids make the house to a hotel and this chubby boy (from goonies) comes to alex: I WANT A MASSAGE


but my most favourite line is the episode where elyse finds out that she is pregnant and nobody is in the house except skippy

ELYSE: Skippy, we´re gonna have a baby

and then skippys 1 million dollar expression on his face saying
SKIPPY: are we?????


i could count hundreds
tj

Just read my signature that pretty much sums it up! I ahve like a bizilion more fav quotes, but it is too many to post. My all time fav is the one about dukakis!

Steven Keaton, on Richard Nixon:

"HEEEE WAS NOT FRAAAAAAMED!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEE WAS A CROOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....... Pass the potatoes, please."

-D

From "Margin of Error":
"You make it sound so bad!"

"They probably have a picture of me in the front room... OUR FOUNDER!!!"


From "The Real Thing":
"I QUIT the Debating Club last SPRING!"

"Can't you see I'm painting that?"

From "Go Tigers":

Mallory: "I....(huff! huff!)....I....saw.....Jeff...(huff! huff!).....and.....and.....and.....the desk....(huff! huff!)....kissing!!!"

Alex: "Jeff was kissing the desk?!?!"

All of those were funny!! :lol:

Nick: "Hey, I don't what the problem was.. I wore a tie!"
Mallory: "But, you didn't wear a shirt."

Skippy: "I'm gonna go wash my hair."
Alex: "Uh, you mean your hands?"
Skippy: "Yeah, I'm gonna go wash the hair on my hands!"

Pippy: "My parents really liked Pippy Longstocking."
Skippy: "MY parents really liked peanut butter!"

when nick and his father met after a long time

nicks father: hey
nick: hey
nicks father: heeeeeey
nick: heeeeey
stephon: oh my god elyse, the are speaking nickanese
nicks father: look at you. you look great
nick: so do you
nicks father pointing to nicks haircut: heeeeyeeeyeyy
nick: heeeyyyeyyey
alex: they are summing up now

After the Burgalury (sp?) in the first season:

Elyse: I can't believe someone would do this, walkin, track mud all over the floor, take things that don't belong to them.

Steven: It's their job Elyse; they're burgalurs.