View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 3):


Frank Gannucci
04-25-2015, 10:52 PM
(The Brooklyn Nets beat the Atlanta Hawks 91-83.)

(Ralph & Ed just watched the game from the poolroom.)

Ralph: "How about it Norton? The Nets proved that they can hang with the Hawks by beating them. Maybe they can upset the Hawks after all."

Ed: "Maybe. The Nets have surprised a lot of people."

Ralph: "Boy, considerating the Nets got into the playoffs with a losing effort, I wonder how this city will react when they advance."

Ed: "I think the Nets want to forget that they lost to the Heat last year."

Ralph: "Yeah, but I think that they loved being down right near the fun and sun capital of the world, Miami Beach."

(Crowd cheers.)

(Harvey and George come by.)

Harvey: "Looks like your Nets got lucky Ralph."

Ralph: "I don't know. They can beat the Hawks and advance."

Harvey: "Oh, you wanna bet?"

Ed: "Sure he does. If the Nets lose, Ralph will eat his hat in the poolroom."

(Ralph elbows Ed.)

Ed: "Ooomph!"

Harvey: "Bet's on and if you don't show up, I will come get you. I know where you live."

(Harvey & George leave.)

Ed (yells): "APOX ON YOU AND YOUR ANCESTORS." (normally): "Why did you cancel the bet Ralph if you didn't want the bet?"

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the GREATEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)