Marcia Marcia Marcia!

Glasses make me look positively goofy

Pork chops and applesauce

Mom always said Don't play ball in the house. Or is that a misquote
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"Seven silver swans swam silently seaward"

Greg describing "Hair brained" Harvey Clinger: "He's a double ding-bat!"

A few of my favorites:

Mike: "Intentions are not good enough." (Miss Popularity)
"You didn't chain THE DOOR!!" (The Babysitters)


Greg: "These are my....working threads." (Cyrano de Brady)
"I don't want the All-American Kid taggin' along!" (The Big Bet)
"And you said you were going to be impartial....oh BOY!" (Vote for Brady)

Bobby: "Yeah....I guess women are good for some things." (A-Camping We Will Go)
(impersonating Davy Jones) "Wild about you, baby- I'm WILD ABOUT YOU!" (Getting Davy Jones)

Alice: "Would somebody please tell me what's NOT going on around here?!" (Jan, the Only Child)
"Weeeelllll, genius, no. Chief of Detectives, maybe!" (Where There's Smoke)

Cindy: (to Carol) "How can a little kid like me have such a big mouth?"
Carol: "Good question."

This one's subtle, so I hope I have it right (this might just amuse only me)

When they're in Hawaii and Greg wipes out, the announcer finishes his recap with "The family now searches frantically for Greg, who is nowhere in sight", immediately followed by Mike going , "There he is"

Bobby: "Sounds great, Greg."
-from "Dough Re Mi"

Skip Farnum: "Get out of my house!"
Mike: "This is my house."
-from "And Now a Word from Our Sponsor"

Jan: "It just so happens that I am talking to Gloria, and I am not talking because she's doing the talking! Go ahead, Gloria." (probably messed that one up!)
-from "The Babysitters"

Greg: "You'll be...Phil...Phil Packer- some swingin' guy from another high school!"
-from "Peter and the Wolf"

Greg: "Why didn't you stop me, dad?"
Mike: "Well, son, I think you've learned to stop yourself." (probably messed that one up, too!)
-from "The Dropout"

Greg describing "Hair brained" Harvey Clinger: "He's a double ding-bat!"


i know someone by that name

"Hey You Guys, Oh My Nose." ~ Marcia Brady

Greg (to Marcia): "I'd like to give him a good kick right in his fat little...other end."

Greg (to Marcia): "I'd like to give him a good kick right in his fat little...other end."



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That is hard to figure out .
Anyone know what body part he was refferring to?
"Fat, little" only describes the butt.

Alice: I thought you were watching your waistline.
Mike: I am, and it is getting easier to notice.

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That is hard to figure out .
Anyone know what body part he was refferring to?
"Fat, little" only describes the butt.

Greg was referring to the butt.

Greg: "When is she ever gonna grow up?"
Marcia: "When there's nobody left to blab on."
Greg: "Yeah."

Jan: I’ll never be good at anything. Never!

"That's for me to know and you to find out." -- Cindy, "Never Too Young"

Marcia had some of the best lines:

From "The Not So Ugly Duckling"

"Jan, if boys don't find you attractive, don't blame it on me."

From "Today, I am a Freshman"

BAND BOOSTER GIRL (after Peter sprays "lava" on the girls): "You stupid kid!"
MARCIA: "If you want to see something stupid, you should see your face!"

Greg also had some funny lines:

From "Our Son, the Man"

"Dad, I want to talk to you man-to-man man-to-man, not kid-to-man man-to man."

"Kids. What do they know about life?"

From "My Sister, Benedict Arnold"

Greg: (to Marcia re: her date, Warren Mullaney) "He's at the top of my crumb list! Matter of fact, he's at the bottom of my crumb list and every crumb in between!"

From "Pass the Tabu"

Alice (when her back goes out during the hula lesson) "My Hu went one way, and my La went the other!"

"I am so a lady! If you say I'm not a lady, I'll bop you!"

Mike Brady: "Jan's allergic to Tiger... and I'm afraid, boys, that they cannot live together in the same house."

Peter Brady: "Aw Dad."

Greg Brady: "That's terrible."

Bobby Brady: "Where's Jan gonna live?"

Jan Brady: I'd like to buy a wig please.
Saleswoman: Not for yourself. Why would you want to cover such beautiful blonde hair?
Jan Brady: You'd understand if you had two blonde sisters at home.
Saleswoman: Oh, so we want a complete change do we?
Jan Brady: Yes ma'me.
Saleswoman: Ok. What kind of style are you looking for?
Jan Brady: I don't know. Something wild. Kooky. Kinda like something you're wearing.
Saleswoman: This is my own hair.
Jan Brady: Oh! I'm so sorry!
Saleswoman: Not half as sorry as I am.

Peter: (to Greg)"Guess who."
Greg: "The blonde woodpecker?"

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Greg: (to Jennifer)"What for? Your shape doesn't need improving."
Jennifer: "Thanks."

Carol: (to Mike)"Mona Lisa may have a smile, but apparently Jennifer's got everything else to go along with it."

Mike: "Talk about a snow job."
Carol: "Boy, she could give lessons to Jack Frost."

Marcia: "Jan, you don't know anything about life."

Jan: "Peter, you don't know anything about life."

Greg: "If there's one thing I know about, it's women."

Cindy: "Since is when goulash American?"
Alice: "Since Zsa Zsa Gabor become American."

Cindy: "I'm sure glad we're not Harried Hopeless."

Bobby: "Women....One nice word and you get all wet."

Marcia: "From now on, I'm beautiful and noble; I'm Juliet!"

Kay: "Alice, you've made the worst mistake a housekeeper can make....Getting too emotionally involved with the family. And I speak from experience....Getting too attached can break your heart."

Carol: (to Greg & Marcia) "I'm afraid saying 'sorry' won't help...sometimes when you push people too far, you just can't bring them back again."

Alice: "Tengo mucho gusto. That's it for me and Spanish."

Marcia: "Poor Jan. She must be the most miserable member of the whole human race."
Cindy: "And that's a race you can't quit."
Alice: "And it's the only race in town."

Carol: [on the phone] Cindy thought there are real butterflies in my stomach.
Mike: You’re lucky if you only get butterflies. I’ve got six flying saucers in mine

Carol: Money and fame can be important things but sometimes there are things that are more important- Like People.

Cindy Brady: I'm not a snitcher; I just tell it like it is.

Cindy: "When do we go sailing?"
Mike: "As soon as we're sure we're not gonna go sinking."

Cindy: "What's the matter with Bobby?"
Mike: "I think he got a split amidships."
Carol: "Yeah, and I'll bet he got a draft...aft."

"Marcia Brady: From now on, I'm beautiful and noble; I'm Juliet!"

"Kathy Lawrence: [shouts] F-f-fil,l-l-lmo, o-o-ore, Fillmore Junior High!"

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Greg: (to Peter)"Hey. You can't argue with that."
Peter: "I guess that's why he's a dad. And we're just guys."
Bobby: "Yeah. He thinks better."
Mike: "Thanks, Bobby."

Carol Ann Brady: Jan, I think you may need glasses.
Jan Brady: Glasses! Oh, no, mom! Not glasses! They'll make me look absolutely positively goofy!

Marcia Brady: It's so beneficial for me to be away from those children in junior high and to be with people of my own mature growth. I'm looking forward to the intellectual stimulation. Nice meeting you boys. Bye.

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Cindy: "This is the longest day of my life. Nothing to do but homework."

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A song quote:

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Peter: (to Bobby)"You're a better actor than Richard Burton."
Bobby: "You're a better actor than Elizabeth Taylor!"

"Greg Brady: [trying to think of something that'll scare Alice] What about vampires?
Alice Nelson: Oh vampires are a pain in the neck.
[laughs]
Alice Nelson: That's pretty good.
Marcia Brady: What about werewolves?
Alice Nelson: All bark and no bite.
[laughs again] "

Marcia Brady: [Marcia lost her Diary and is accusing one of the boys of taking it] Okay, if you hand it right over, I won't press charges

Carol: "They're far out and reallly heavy."

Carol: "Right on, man."

Peter: I'm sorry, I won't tell anybody!
Greg: Won't tell what?
Peter: I told you, I can't tell you! I promised Bobby, the only reason he told me is, cause I'm his brother.
Greg: Well, so am I, dummy!

Woman: "They really know where their heads are at."

Oliver: Gee, I'm sorry.

Carol Brady: Why don't you help Alice bake some cookies?
Cindy Brady: Okay mommy
[talking to Alice]
Cindy Brady: Can my doll help too?
Alice: As long as it's not Betsy Wetsy, she makes my cookies soggy woggy.

"Greg Brady: [trying to think of something that'll scare Alice] What about vampires?
Alice Nelson: Oh vampires are a pain in the neck.
[laughs]
Alice Nelson: That's pretty good.
Marcia Brady: What about werewolves?
Alice Nelson: All bark and no bite.
[laughs again] "

Alice Nelson: You know, we got Tiger before we got Bobby.

Carol Brady: Why are you telling me this *now*?

Alice Nelson: Because I just thought of it now.

Carol Brady: Well. Think of something else.

(approximation)

Cousin Emma: Have you ever read the army manual on organization?

Carol: No.

Emma: You should. It's a real eye-opener.

Peter Brady: [the kids are drawing names out of a hat to see which child plays which dwarf. Peter is the last to draw] . There are 2 slips of paper left.
Carol Brady: Hey! We're short one child!
Mike Brady: If that's a hint, *forget* it.

Cindy: "Why did I have to be born so young?"

Cindy: "It's such a dumb age."

Mike: "I don't know, but his taste in girls is better than his taste in his flowers."

Bobby: "All that trouble I went to, just to get myself in trouble."

Cindy Brady: I'm not a snitcher; I just tell it like it is.

Greg: "It's the first day of school."
Bobby: "Oh, yeah. Locked up for the rest of the year."

Doctor: "This time of year, we have quite an epidemic of newschoolitis."

Marcia: "All of my best years are behind me!"

Mike: "Marcia, there's an old saying: 'You can't take a step forward, with both feet still on the ground.'"

Bobby: I'm not lending everything to a snitcher!
Cindy: I'm not a snitcher. I just tell it like it is.
Bobby: Well I'm not lending you my skate key after the way you squealed on Greg and Peter!

Marcia: "Boys.... They sure do have a dumb sense of humor."

Bobby: "I can't even reach 'em."

Carol: "That's the kind of nothing that bothers me the most."

Jan: "Well, all I hear day long at school is how great Marcia is at that or how wonderful Marcia did that. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia."

Jan: "I'm tired of being in Marcia's shadow all the time."

Cindy: "Now all I hear all day is what a great sister I have. Jan, Jan, Jan."

Carol: [stressed, hair undone, in the middle of using make up] How could you girls sit there and say I look beautiful?
Cindy: Because we love you.

(From the pilot, after Bobby admits taking the photo of his birth mother off the dresser)
Mike: I don’t want you to forget your mother, and neither does Carol.

Alice(when she leave the Bradys to take a job at a diner):
Too much sundae makes too much Marcia.

Alice: "The party's over but the melody lingers on."

Buddy Hinton: Well, if it isn't Baby Talk and her big brother Chicken again.
Cindy: You leave us alone.

Carol: "If you know what you did was wrong, that's more important than any punishment."

(Bobby is training for the chin-up contest, falls from the bar)
Marcia: I don't know why are you knocking yourself out, Bobby. Greg can beat you with one hand tied behind his back.

Emma (Alice's cousin, temporary maid), to Carol: Have you ever read the Army manual on mess hall organization?

Carol: I'm afraid I haven't.

Emma: You should. It's a real eye-opener.

Bobby: I'm not lending everything to a snitcher!
Cindy: I'm not a snitcher. I just tell it like it is.
Bobby: Well I'm not lending you my skate key after the way you squealed on Greg and Peter!
Cindy: Okay, I'll tell what you did yesterday.
Bobby: You little fink!

Peter: "Pork Chops and Applesauce."

Alice-I took a cab the other day to just to go out and look at the house.

Cindy-He’s better than a Dr. He’s Santa Claus!

Bobby-Ya, pipe down now what’s that over there?!

Marcia: One line. It's different with me. I'm a star.
Jan: [to Marcia] Well lah-de-dah!
Cindy: What does that mean?
Jan: It means that Marcia's being a pain in the neck.
Cindy: Oh, [to Marcia] well lah-de-dah!

Doug Simpson: "Something suddenly came up."

Cindy: "Marcia, I'm proud to be your sister. Now matter how terrible you look."
Marcia: "Thanks a lot!"

Mike: "Exact words are hard to live by."

Carol: "Sometimes when we lose, we win."

Cindy: "I'm a lady. If you say I'm not, I'm bop you."

Mike: "Reasoning. Calm, cool reasoning."

Mike: "To the successful launch of Project: Brady Bunch. Six happy kids, two lucky parents, and an interested bystander."
Carol: "Hear, hear."

Mike: "The whollle blooming Brady Bunch."

Mike: "See? One big happy family."

Salt, pepper... [reaches in cookie jar] cookies... cookies? [takes empty cookie box out of cupboard] Cookies! Salt, pepper, cookies, cookies, cookies! [writes down grocery list]

Carol Brady:
Alice, Mr. Brady and I have to go see the principal.

Mike Brady:
And we won't be gone long.

Alice Nelson:
Okay, Mr. Brady. [pause] Principal? Which principal? Elementary school, junior high, senior high? I wonder which kid has done what to who and where?

Peter: (to Jan) "If you're so smart, how come you're a girl?"

Mrs. Payne: (to Ken)"I consider that remark uncalled for."
Ken: "If nobody calls for it in thirty days it's all yours, baby."

Kathy: "She makes Archie Bunker sound like a liberal."

Bobby: "My entire life is ruined. And I'm not even in high school yet."

Cindy Brady:
Hi, anybody seen Jan?

Carol Brady:
She went to the library, honey, why?

Cindy Brady:
Oh, I just thought I'd let her beat me at checkers.

Mike Brady:
Why you want to do that?

Cindy Brady:
To give her confidence. To make her think she's good at something. That's what we've been doing.

Carol Brady:
How long are you and your brothers and sisters plan to keep losing to Jan?

Cindy Brady:
I don't know. A couple months. I'll ask Greg.

Carol Brady:
[she and Mike hop out of bed] Well here we go, round two of the battle of the ghost!

Greg: Mom's favorite vase.
Bobby: She always says don't play ball in the house.

Alice: I don’t blame you for being nervous, Mr. Brady. This is a very important Saturday.
Mike: [puts sugar into his coffee] Why should I be nervous? What makes you think I’m nervous?
Alice: It’s the first time I ever saw you take twenty-one spoons of sugar.
Mike: [pauses] I like it sweet.

Carol: "That's an architect for you; always planning ahead."

Kathy Lawrence:
[shouts] F-f-fil,l-l-lmo, o-o-ore, Fillmore Junior High!

Alice: "We're not serving lizard splits."

Carol Brady:
Stick out your tongue, let me check your throat.

Jan Brady:
Oh mother, you've already checked it six thousand times.

Carol Brady:
Well this will make six thousand and one.

Alice: "Sounds like the mating call of a lovesick moose."

Mike: "I think it was a steal."

Carol: "What's that? Spare parts for the watch?"

Greg Brady:
Dad? Mom? Can we see you for a minute?

Carol Brady:
What's up?

Marcia Brady:
Well, we've all talked it over and...

Greg Brady:
...all of us except Bobby.

Marcia Brady:
Yeah, except Bobby. And we think you should know.

Mike Brady:
Know what?

Greg Brady:
Well, Bobby has been a real stinker.

Carol Brady:
Greg, you know I don't like that word.

Cindy: "Mom, can't we make a deal?"
Carol: "Listen; I'm not Monty Hall."

Marcia: "Thin walls."

Greg: "Thin floor."

Cindy: "Snow White and the Seven Dopeys?"

[Unknown to the other, Mike and Carol are both reading in different parts of the house, Mike on cooking about which he knows nothing, and Carol on baseball about which she knows nothing]

Carol Brady:
Men on first and third with one out, the batter must...

Mike Brady:
...pour a cup of vinegar into...

Carol Brady:
...the catcher's mitt. This is the best way to hide the signals from...

Mike Brady:
...the salt and pepper. Always make sure to properly season every...

Carol Brady:
...umpire. He must not allow the pitcher to touch his fingers to his...

Mike Brady:
...pot. Always remember that too many onions or too much garlic...

Carol Brady:
...will keep the shortstop away from the third baseman.

Alice: "... something really far out!"
Carol: "What's that, Alice?"
Alice: "A recipe with meat in it."

Carol Brady:
Mike?

Mike Brady:
Yeah.

Carol Brady:
Do you really think a bunch of women can save the park?

Mike Brady:
Honey, a stirred-up bunch of women can save almost anything... except maybe money.

Alice: "My 'hu' went one way and my 'la' went the other."

Cindy Brady:
She means we'll feel like orphans.

Marcia Brady:
Orphans don't have mothers and fathers, not brothers.

Cindy Brady:
Then what are you when you don't have brothers?

Jan Brady:
Lonesome.

Peter: (to Bobby & Greg)"Mom's gonna kill us."
Alice: "Personally... I don't think you're gonna live that long."

Carol Brady:
Well Alice, the kids do need more bedrooms, and you know we need another bathroom.

Alice Nelson:
Well the old McIntyre house up on the hill has lots of rooms. It's old but it can be fixed up, it's been for sale for years.

Carol Brady:
I wonder why they haven't been able to sell that house?

Alice Nelson:
The same reason the McIntyres moved out, it's haunted.

Carol Brady:
Haunted? Oh Alice.

Alice Nelson:
I knew the cook, said a lot of weird things were going on up there: voices in the night, chains rattling, lights going on and off.

Carol Brady:
Now Alice, you don't believe that.

Alice Nelson:
The cook did, left the McIntyres flat.

Carol Brady:
And you know as well as I do there's no such things as ghosts.

Alice Nelson:
Maybe not, but they were never able to explain those voices.

Greg: I'm always edgy when somebody's breathing down my neck.

Peter: Sorry, I can't inhale all the time.

Carol (re allowing the boys to spend the night in the attic): It'll give the girls a chance to get even.

Mike: I don't know what's going to happen, but you can count on it.

Carol: "...he can't even boil water without burning it."

Mike: "For your information, I could create a soufflé that would leave you begging for more."
Alice: "More what, Mr. Brady? Bicarbonate?"

Carol: "Not everybody's cut out to be a ballerina."

Mike: "What about the old soft shoe?"

Peter: "I saw a bear on TV do a better tap dance."

Alice: "Maybe someday there'll be a pill we can take for instant good."

Carol: "Girls. They're absolutely unpredictable."
Alice: "Maybe that's why they grow up to become women."

Greg: Remember Dad, we're talking man-to-man, not kid-to-man man-to-man, but man-to-man, man-to-man.
Greg: Carol. Mike.
Mike: Greg it may be the hip thing to call parents by their first names, but around here, we're still Mom and Dad.

Bobby Brady:
You're supposed to be on the train.

Cindy Brady:
No I'm not, now I'm the posse hunting you down.

Greg: "On the beach with all those girls? That's my kind of picnic."

Alice: "Yeah. Back home, all that blue stuff is behind all that brown stuff."

Marcia: You children and your juvenile hobbies
:lol:

Peter Brady:
[misses shot in game of pool] Aww! This cue stick must be crooked!

Greg Brady:
You're game's not improving but your alibis are.

(First line of the series.)
Alice: "Are you finished with this juice, Peter?"

Peter: [to Carol, about Mike] This morning he put 21 spoons sugar into the coffee
Mike: You’re exaggerating.
Bobby: But he didn’t forget his pants.

Carol Brady:
Oh Mike. Thank goodness you saved the cake!

Cindy: "She sank, right in the middle of Swan Lake."

Peter: "Talk about noise pollution."

Jan: "Well, we can't all be winners."

Mike: "Vichyssoise. Caesar salad. Chocolate mousse in the icebox. Tomatoes Parmesan in the broiler. Asparagus Hollandaise. And the (masterpiece), boeuf bourguinon champignon."
Carol: "Ohhh honey, it looks and smells delicious. You are the greatest."

Jan: "Do you think I look exotic?"

Marcia: "Cindy, you don't call a boy, you get a boy to call you."

Cindy: "Why did I have to be born so young?"

Cindy: "I'm gonna show them. From now on I'm gonna be an older woman."

Cindy: "I want to be a teenager now."

Alice: "You can't fight Mother Nature."

Cindy: "It's such a dumb age."

Mike: "Well, we'll discuss the financial arrangements later. I-I hope you've learned something from all of this."
Bobby: "I sure have. For one thing I'll never bet on anything again. Even if you win you lose."
Carol: "Is that all?"
Bobby: "If I ever boss somebody around again, I'll never be mean."
Mike: "That's good. Anything else?"
Bobby: "Oh, yeah, I almost forgot the most important thing."
Mike: "What's that?"
Bobby: "Well, if you ever go to a drive-in movie in a convertible, never take an umbrella."

Mike Brady:
Jan's allergic to Tiger... and I'm afraid, boys, that they cannot live together in the same house.

Peter Brady:
Aw Dad.

Greg Brady:
That's terrible.

Bobby Brady:
Where's Jan gonna live?

Cindy: "Hey, I could let you have my coin collection."

Jan: "You could?"

Cindy: "Yeah, but I haven't started it yet."

Alice: I don’t blame you for being nervous, Mr. Brady. This is a very important Saturday.

Mike: [puts sugar into his coffee] Why should I be nervous? What makes you think I’m nervous?

Alice: It’s the first time I ever saw you take twenty-one spoons of sugar.

Alice: "Are you kidding? She's gonna knock that congregation right out of their pews."

Mike: "They didn't give me an architect's degree for nothin'."

Mike: "Alll right, that's enough credit for everybody."

Peter: "That's the first place we put it!"

Alice: "That's fragile."

Mike: "You can smell it for fifteen miles."

Cindy: (to mall Santa)"I want my mommy to get her voice back."

Cindy: "He's better than a doctor. He's Santa Claus."

Peter: "He's been watching too many spy programs."

Jan: "Some Christmas. It's no fun this year."

"Jan, if boys don't find you attractive, don't blame me." — Marcia

Carol: (to Bobby)"Listen, did you know there's an old saying? 'Quitters never win, and winners never quit'."

Carol: "Listen, honey, the great ones never quit, no matter how rough things get."

Carol: "And how about Carl Mahakian?"
Bobby: Carl Mahakian? Never heard of him."
Carol: "That's right, because he quit."

(Last line of the series.)
Oliver: "Gosh, it was only a suggestion."

[Carol walks into Mike's den to show off her new ensemble for their weekend vacation at a dude ranch]
Carol Ann Brady: What are you going to wear, Mike?
Michael 'Mike' Brady: Oh I don't know... my cowboy boots...
Carol Ann Brady: [in her best John Wayne impression] Well ya better wear somethin' else, or you're gonna get arrested!
Michael 'Mike' Brady: Not to mention sunburn!

Alice: "I don't seem to have enough grass for the backyard."

Bobby: "What was all that stuff about bikinis?"
Peter: "You'll learn. Boy, will you learn."

Carol: "Oh, I don't know how they stay on those things."

Greg: "Just a little island know how."

Greg: "Island hospitality."

Mandy: "Woww. This is what I call real island hospitality."

Marcia Brady: [Marcia lost her Diary and is accusing one of the boys of taking it] Okay, if you hand it right over, I won't press charges
Greg Brady: What are you talking about?
Marcia Brady: As if you didn't know.
Peter Brady: Bobby, do you know what she's talking about?
Bobby Brady: No. Greg, do you know what she's talking about?
Greg Brady: No. Marcia, do you know what you're talking about?
Marcia Brady: I certainly do, someone in this room took my diary.
Greg Brady: Your diary, you mean you actually keep one of those stupid things?
Bobby Brady: What's a diary?
Peter Brady: It's a book, that you write things, that you don't want anyone else to know.
Bobby Brady: Why?
Greg Brady: So, you could write stuff like
[Greg then sits at his desk imitating Marcia writing in her diary]
Greg Brady: "Dear diary, at last I met him, my dream man, it was at the delicatessen and our fingers tingled as we reached over for the same potato salad."
[the boys laugh]
Marcia Brady: [shouts] I have never written any ridiculous thing like that in my diary!
Peter Brady: You didn't?
Marcia Brady: [shouts] I should say not!
Greg Brady: Then, why are you afraid that somebody might read it?
Marcia Brady: None of your business.

Alice: "Now there's a switch. Dressing up for a phone call."

Carol: "Besides, Greg is too level headed to get carried away. "

Cindy: "But a very small person."

Alice: "How about 'The Sour Grapes'?"

Alice: "I like this conversation. Goes right to the point."

Mike: "In my mind, there was just never any question about Greg going to college."

Mike: "I want him to have the best education, and as much education as he is capable of."
Carol: "Oh, yes. And Greg has so much potential."

Carol: "...a college education will last you a lifetime."

Greg: "That's not the way I sound."

Tammy: (to Greg)"Because you fit the suit."

Marcia: "It's so beneficial for me to be away from those children in junior high and to be with people of my own mature growth. I'm looking forward to the intellectual stimulation."

Marcia: (to Jan)"You're a regular Howard Hughes."

Carol: "Oh, honey, what's in the bags?"
Mike: "Sorry: every item is classified top secret."

Mike: "Yes; anyone caught snooping gets the firing squad."

Carol: (to Mike)"Is tonight's menu still top secret?"
Mike: "No, it has been declassified."

Jan Brady: I'd like to buy a wig, please.
Saleswoman: Not for yourself. Why would you want to cover such beautiful blonde hair?
Jan Brady: You'd understand if you had two blonde sisters at home.
Saleswoman: Oh. So we want a complete change, do we?
Jan Brady: Yes, ma'am.
Saleswoman: Okay. What kind of style are you looking for?
Jan Brady: I don't know. Something wild. Kooky. Kinda like something you're wearing.
Saleswoman: This is my own hair.
Jan Brady: Oh! I'm so sorry!
Saleswoman: Not half as sorry as I am.