The new season of Dancing with the Stars started this week on ABC. I was thinking it might be fun to do a DWTS Unsolved Mysteries edition. I’ll start the list with a couple of possible participants:

Bonnie Wilder displays some fancy footwork as she flamenco dances to Take the Money and Run.

Michael Swango proves he’s just as graceful on the dance floor as he is in the kitchen when he dazzles the crowd with the Chicken Dance.

I love it.

--The "Omar" arsonist kicks up his heels to "We Didn't Start the Fire."
--Gilbert Ortiz dances to "Poison" (Bel Biv Devoe or Alice Cooper version--both work.)
--Paul Polis can cut a rug to "Fat Bottomed Girls." Or "Criminal."
--Liz Carmichael can groove to "Dude Looks Like a Lady."

....I could seriously go on but I should get some work done. :)

Can't stop myself from putting in my $0.02

Ross James Preston aka "Fumbles" would HAVE to come out to Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal" :dance:

Liza Montgomery being playfully chased by salesmen set to 'Material Girl.' Also 'Dress You Up' can apply as well.
Bonnie Wilder would be better suited to dance to 'Fat Bottomed-Girls' I think. The can be fat-suit included while Lisa Penz sits at a desk and serves up some massive bitchface the whole time.
Michael and Rochelle Robinson performing an interpretive dance to 'Spellbound'.
Teresita Basa, Lynn Amos, and the cast of the Spontaneous Human Combustion episode line dancing to 'She's On Fire' surrounded by burning mattresses
Elaine Parent using a variety of disguises set to 'True Colors'
You can't seriously have Cindy James not perform set to the Thriller dance.

--I thought Cindy James was better suited to "Somebody's Watchin' Me."
--The Wackers-- "Who are you"
--Tami Lynn Leppart-- Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger (Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me...)

Liz Carmichael would appear dancing to 'Get Out of my Dreams, Get Into my Car' by Billy Ocean.

William Bradford Bishop could dance to 'U Can't Touch This' by MC Hammer. Stop! Hammertime!

Tony Alamo could dance to 'Cult of Personality' by Living Colour.

Steamer trunk man would have to be re-animated to groove to 'Man in the Box' by Alice in Chains.

Okay, I'm going to get smacked for this one:

Mabel Woods(the lady whose kennel was burned) cutting a rug to Who Let the Dogs out?

--The Wackers-- "Who are you"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Can't resist adding a few more...

Maybe they can do a hologram of Oliver dancing to Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey"

Justin Burgwinkel to "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers

Kelly Finnegan's would have to be UB40's "Red Red Wine"

Paul Pollis - "Our House" by Madness or "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap.
DB Copper - "Money" by Pink Floyd.
Dennis DePue - "Jeepers Creepers".

I love these!!!

Megadeth shirt guy from the Florida convenience store disappearances - Any Megadeth song.

Marie Hilley-- Black Widow by Rita Ora.
Randall Utterback-- Jealous by Nick Jonas.
"Sweet Tooth Bandit"-- Sugar by Maroon 5.
Jim Burnside-- Animals by Maroon 5.

Anonymous caller about Judy Hymes: "Omaha" by Waylon Jennings.

Clarence Anglin, John Anglin and Frank Morris - "Jailbreak" by AC/DC.
Altemio Sanchez the Bike Path Rapist - "Bicycle" by Queen.

Randall Utterback groovin' to "Don't You Want Me Baby" by the Human League

I forget the name of the man, but he disappeared while scuba diving... Sailing by Christopher Cross?

Patricia Meehan - She's Gone by Hall & Oates

The entire town of Circleville, Ohio - I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Write Myself a Letter

Elizabeth Ortiz - Milkshake by Kelis

The Noe Family - Dueling Banjos (Theme from Deliverance)

Omar - Burning Down the House by The Talking Heads

The Wackers - "Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb"

Bashir Kouchaji - Spiderwebs by No Doubt / Telephone by Lady Gaga
Angela Hammond - Hanging on the Telephone by Blondie
Rose Turford and Carolyn Stevens - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper / Push It by Garbage
Lisa Penz - Bitch by Meredith Brooks / Everything's Just Wonderful by Lily Allen
David and Dorsie Young - Firestarter by The Prodigy
Marie Hilley - Toxic by Britney Spears
Tallman House - Anxiety (Get Nervous) by Pat Benatar

Going to hell for this one but Kenneth Robert Stanton I can see going down to "Can I touch you there" by Michael Bolton

This thread is so wrong but I have a twisted sense of humor like most of you do too.

Over the hills and far away led zep for the you's makes your teas haloween episode.

Another day in paradise by Phil Collins for Gordon Collins.

I wanna lick you from your head to your toes ludicrous for the aphrodisiac segment.

You can be my lucky star Madonna for lottery winner segment.

Happy pharell... For all the folks released from prison that were innocent.

All for one one for all...Bryan Adams. Duh always Karen.

I can't stand losing you the police for multiple segments burnside and utterback were already mentioned but this happened on another segment where the parents of the young lady that committed suicide believe she was murdered.

Hungry hungry hippos commercial theme song by matel for Bonnie wilder. Sorry it's a joke and a very mean one. Hippos are actually very agile hard to catch too and mean to humans.

Boats and hoes will Farrell...freedom II

Aerials...system of a down for marfa lights.

Big yellow taxi Joni Mitchell for lost loves

Dr feelgood Mötley Crüe Wallace thrasher.

Long gone daddy hank Williams for Melvin aprile.

Black widow izzy for Maria de lapine

La cucaracha for the scammer curanderos

And all jokes aside last but not least my fav UM song is a real one by John bon jovi August 7 415. If you watch some go his live versions of this song it will give you chills.

Bashir Kouchaji - Spiderwebs by No Doubt / Telephone by Lady Gaga
Angela Hammond - Hanging on the Telephone by Blondie
Rose Turford and Carolyn Stevens - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper / Push It by Garbage
Lisa Penz - Bitch by Meredith Brooks / Everything's Just Wonderful by Lily Allen
David and Dorsie Young - Firestarter by The Prodigy
Marie Hilley - Toxic by Britney Spears
Tallman House - Anxiety (Get Nervous) by Pat Benatar
Poor bashir still the butt of jokes. As if UM didn't make fun of him enough with their reenactment of "l'enfant left messages for you."

Going to hell for this one but Kenneth Robert Stanton I can see going down to "Can I touch you there" by Michael Bolton
Terrible.

Liz Carmichael would appear dancing to 'Get Out of my Dreams, Get Into my Car' by Billy Ocean.

William Bradford Bishop could dance to 'U Can't Touch This' by MC Hammer. Stop! Hammertime!

Tony Alamo could dance to 'Cult of Personality' by Living Colour.

Steamer trunk man would have to be re-animated to groove to 'Man in the Box' by Alice in Chains.
Haha I can't put tony Alamo with any other song aside from what can I say to you Bonita. Maybe jailhouse rock by Elvis?

Who are you could be the dana pt jane doe.

Dave Freeman-- Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode
Chevy Chase Bandit-- Theme from "Benny Hill"
Marvin Gabrion-- Cold Hearted by Paula Abdul

Completely horrible, but...

Dave Bocks-- Hot in Here by Nelly.

Completely horrible, but...

Dave Bocks-- Hot in Here by Nelly.

Most of these are insensitive to somebody but gosh... ;)

Maybe Clarence Roberts can line dance to a medley of "Flowers on the Wall" and "Lookin' Out My Back Door"

Sharon Kinne- Maneater by Hall & Oates
Cheryl Landon- The Rose by Bette Midler
Malaika Griffin- Maniac by Michael Sambello / Dangerous by Roxette

Alan & Linda Mann - Haunted House by Jumpin' Gene Simmons

Dolly the Sheep - I Think I'm a Clone Now by Weird Al Yankovic

Astarte Davis - Golddigger by Kanye West & Jamie Foxx

Dr. Kenneth Frank - I Want a New Drug by Huey Lewis & The News

The "gelatainous goo" - She Don't Like Jelly by The Flaming Lips

Tim Good-- I'm a Slave for You by Britney Spears
Jennifer Pratt-- 867-5309
Robert Stack-- Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top (those trenchcoats!)

Tim Good-- I'm a Slave for You by Britney Spears
Jennifer Pratt-- 867-5309
Robert Stack-- Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top (those trenchcoats!)
Good one for zz top. I'd never think of that.

Bob Bean: Runaway by Kanye West / F**k You by Lily Allen

let's take a selfie chainsmokers for patricia Meehan

shake it off taylor swift for paul freshour

Jule Caylor - Fruit Salad by The Wiggles

Georgia Rudolph - Reincarnation by People Like Us

EAR-ONS - Psycho Killer by Talking Heads

Charles Warren Boomer - Been Caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction

black widow by iggy azalea; he stopped loving her today by George jones(that one is wrong I'm sorry), every rose has its thorn poison...all for Maria Socorro de Rodriguez LaPine; marie hilley, and Sharon kinne.

of all of the criminals ever featured rodriguez-lapine is one I despised the most when I first watched the segment on lifetime.

Here's several I can come up with, just to name a few.

Jared Allgood & Heidee Ruiz: Run To You by Bryan Adams
The Wackers: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet by Bachman Turner Overdrive
Louis Carlucci: Part Time Lover by Stevie Wonder
The Teenage Thrill Killers Davy Crockett & William Henry: Seek & Destroy by Metallica (bad one, I know, but is sadly perfect for this segment too!)
Michael Mohan: U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer
Deborah Poe: She's Like The Wind by Patrick Swayze
Robert Davidson: Ride The Lightning by Metallica
Rick Church: Rock You Like A Hurricane by The Scorpions
The Blind River Rest Stop Killer: Enter Sandman by Metallica
Jim Burnside: Obsession by Animotion
Don Decker: Here Comes The Rain Again by The Eurythmics
Nelson DeCloud: Cult Of Personality by Living Colour
The Countess Barbara Helga King: Mercedes Boy by Pebbles
Dr. Fraud John Anderson/Michael Sabo: Take The Money & Run by Steve Miller Band
Donny Hanson: We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel
Michael Hunter: Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Rogest Cain: Gone Away by The Offspring
Randolph Dial: The Prisoner by Iron Maiden
Paul Stamper: Every Breath You Take by The Police
David Kemp: Hey Jealousy by Gin Blossoms
The Zodiac: Who Can It Be Now? by Men At Work
Ashley Pond & Miranda Gaddis: The Final Countdown (This was the final U.M. segment after all)

I forget the name of the man, but he disappeared while scuba diving... Sailing by Christopher Cross?

Raymond David Young is who you're thinking of, in regards to that segment.