View Full Version : Alan Mann's dad: I'm tired of the smells.. the voices, the bells.. the noises..."
johnnyangel 12-26-2014, 12:59 PM Anybody else find this part innocently humorous?
Or when they are sitting in the frontroom and they can overhear Alan (their son) laughing his ass off with his wife, but his wife is actually attacking him?
wiseguy182 12-26-2014, 01:33 PM Yeah, I mentioned that quote in the "UM's funniest lines" thread. It even rhymes. It's right up there with another line from this segment: "I thought I was livin' with a bunch of flakes."
johnnyangel 12-26-2014, 02:01 PM hahahah. I still think the funniest part of that segment is when Alan is sitting in bed and he puts a piece of popcorn in his mouth and then she "snaps", and from outside the door, you hear Alan (in disbelief) just laughing his ass off. It made me laugh my ass off along with him...
Corkys-Place 12-27-2014, 12:41 AM What case are you guys talking about?
wiseguy182 12-27-2014, 12:47 AM What case are you guys talking about?
Lake Wales Haunting.
James T 12-27-2014, 03:32 AM Not tired of the publicity though I bet.
TracyLynnS 12-27-2014, 05:55 PM The smells, The voices, The bells, The noises
For some reason, I'm singing that in my head and it sounds like DMX's Who We Be. :crazy:
wiseguy182 12-28-2014, 12:25 AM That segment was a quote goldmine. Here are some of my faves, starting with this exchange between David and Sandra:
"Tell Isabella I've had it."...."How did you know her name was Isabella?"
"You get an idear in your head." There is no r in idea.
"Alan told his mom he thought he'd seen a ghost. His mom told him he was crazy. That was that."
"A number of snails were sacrificed, but the ghost stayed on."
"What is with you tonight?"
I never noticed Alan's lazy eye before.
here_thar_be_yetis 12-28-2014, 12:31 AM The smells, The voices, The bells, The noises
For some reason, I'm singing that in my head and it sounds like DMX's Who We Be. :crazy:
LOL!
MegtheEgg86 12-28-2014, 01:32 AM The smells, The voices, The bells, The noises
For some reason, I'm singing that in my head and it sounds like DMX's Who We Be. :crazy:
:lol:
johnnyangel 12-29-2014, 09:23 AM How about when that ghost was in Alan's dooray.. "Alan...get up!. Get up Alan...!!!
James T 12-29-2014, 09:30 AM No woman dead or alive can resist this man.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fs8xtug31rti3xqo1_1280.jpg
SP4CE INV4DERZ 12-29-2014, 05:35 PM I got the sense Mr Stack thought to himself "WTF is this ****".
James T 12-29-2014, 05:46 PM I got the sense Mr Stack thought to himself "WTF is this ****".
He must of with a lot of them-the lucky rock, lucky choir, aphrodisiacs, rain boy, the woman projecting gold stuff out of her eyes etc.
wiseguy182 12-30-2014, 07:11 AM When Stack said "the place began to smell to high heaven." my first reaction was that somebody in the house had a serious case of B.O.
johnnyangel 12-30-2014, 09:55 AM On a serious matter, what do you all think causes the "smell of a burned out motor" in some of these supposed haunting locations?
James T 12-30-2014, 11:22 AM Electrical faults, something in the garage?
I can remember years back this horrible smell of somebody burning fish in the house-nobody could work out what it was but it always seemed to happen when the shower got switched on. Worked out the shower switch had a problem-likely a family member had whacked it with an amp they had left for safekeeping while they were away & there was some melting inside creating the smell.
SPD Yellow 12-30-2014, 07:38 PM The fact that Alan Mann looks so much like Craig from Malcolm in the Middle only adds to the hilarity of this segment.
Again, I can't believe I was scared of this segment as a kid. God, I must have been the wussiest kid ever.
wiseguy182 12-31-2014, 04:30 AM The fact that Alan Mann looks so much like Craig from Malcolm in the Middle only adds to the hilarity of this segment.
Did you see that episode where Craig was an annoying houseguest at their house that stayed and stayed? I could totally see Alan Mann doing that.
I have an entire set of this show, but need to get the Joker upgrade someday.
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