Let's do this classic up, Unsolved Style, post your best version!

On the 12th day of Unsolved, Robert Stack played for me:
12 Unnamed saviors
11 Unsolved Murders
10 80s hair dos
9 Scary sketches
8 random updates
7 recreations
6 haunted hotels
5 LYING PERPS (bum bum bum)
4 calling tipsters
3 Dead rock stars
2 Mary Morri (shut up, it should be the plural)
and Resurrection Mary Again!

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 Tim McClure lies
11 mistaken witnesses
10 wiseguy-isms
9 "I'm not sure how that could have happened's"
8 phony leads
7 Jule Caylor salads
6 Liz Carmichael wigs
5 golden rings (stolen by the Dinnertime Bandit)
4 overzealous prosecutors
3 spin-off series
2 Wacky Wackers
+ a case of Satanic Panic!!

On the 12th day of Unsolved, RS played for me:

"12 stitches to the inch!
You've only done 11!"
10 missing persons
9 Cokeville reruns
8 anonymous letters
7 Lost Love stories
6 bank robberies
5 YEARS FOR FRAUUUD
4 missing crew members
3 pre-Stack specials
2 twins blaming one another
And here's a hope that you'll never, ever leave my TV!

2 Mary Morri (shut up, it should be the plural)

Why yes, yes it should! :)

On the 12th day of Unsolved, My Bob Stack gave to me...
12 Gelatinous goo drops
11 Viewer tips
10 Altered voices
9 Tony Alamo jackets
8 Skunk Apes
7 Psychic Visions
6 L'enfant phone calls
5 Goooooooold baaaaaaaaaaaars (from Doc and Babe Noss).....
4 Poisoned milk shakes
3 Son of Sam Suspects
2 Invisible stalkers
and a 1-800-876-5353!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the Twelve Days of Unsolved Robert Stack gave to me:

Twelve Detectives Detecting
Eleven UFO Sightings
Ten Special Alerts
Nine Ladies Missing
Eight Sammy Wheelers
Seven Perps a Singing
Six Suicides That Were Murders
Five Magic Rocks
Four Calling Pervs
Three Fake Countesses
Two Dale Cars
And Lisa Penz with an enormous Bonnie!

And Lisa Penz with an enormous Bonnie!

*snort*

Hilarious. Well done, friend.

On the 12 days of UM Robert Stack scared the crap outta me [with]:
12. blurred out faces
11. unidentified bodies
10. perv's a pervin
9. oversized glasses
8. ufo abductions
7. creepy carwashes
6. cyanide cocktails
5. gooooolden flaaaaaaaakes
4. distorted voices
3. demonic grandmothers
2. questionable amnesia's
and a mommy is in the trees

I literally lol'd at "pervs a pervin"! :lol: Love it.

on the 12th day of Christmas Unsolved mysteries gave to me:

12 circleville letters
11 unidentified bodies
10 missing persons
9 fraud victims
8 unsolved murders
7 fugitives
6 updates
5 final appeals
4 scary sketches
3 liars
2 desperate parents
1 Robert Stack

On the twelfth day of Unsolved, Farina gave to me:

12 creepy sketches
11 apparitions
10 ogopogos
9 chupacabras
8 Roberts Stacking
7 skunk apes stinking
6 sketchy sightings
5 alibis!
4 guilty husbands
3 Wackers wacking
2 Clarence Roberts
And a sinister conspiracy!