what are your favorite Jazz lines?

anybody?

I've gotcha! Here are a few hot gems:

(*gets out of the car trunk and sees the gas station restaurant*) "Wow...COLLEGE!"
-from "You Bet Your Life"

Jazz: "Man, this victory party is WEAK!"
Will: "That's because we lost, Jazz."
-from "I Know Why the Caged Bird Screams"

"Hey, landlord, do I detect a hazardous stairwell?" (*throws himself down a flight of stairs*)
-from "Slum Like It...Not!"

what are your favorite Jazz lines?

"You on a roll with a side of slaw" and "That boy put the 'e' in 'ignit'" are two of my all-time favorite Jazz lines. Coincidentally, Jazz uttered both of those lines in season three's "You Bet Your Life," guest-starring championship boxer Riddick Bowe.