Frank Gannucci
09-06-2014, 07:03 PM
(The Kramdens and Nortons come back to 328 Chauncey Street.)
Ralph: "Home sweet home."
Alice: "What a great trip."
Trixie: "I enjoyed it."
Ed: "I did too. We got to see the Beaches of Normandy."
Ralph: "That was great. Although, you can't put those beaches and Miami Beach in the same sentence."
(Audience cheers.)
Alice: "The bad things I hated is when you exchanged our money to euros, you got them from a guy on the street and as a result, all of us got sent to jail because we had counterfeit money. It happened TWICE."
Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!"
Ed: "How about the time you tried to speak French in a French restaurant and ended up accidentally ordering four orders of 'Closed on Sundays.'? He also ticked people off when he mangeled his French."
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (yells): "BOY ARE YOU GOING TO GET IT."
Alice: "Hey, I remembered. How about the time when Ralph thought our hotel room was on fire. He doused the crepe-zuzzettes. Only thing is that those things are supposed to be on fire."
Ralph (yells): "YOU READY TO GO TO THE MOON ALICE?"
Trixie: "Other than those incidents, you have to admit that it was a fine vacation."
Ralph: "Yeah, you are right. But, I agree that I thought it was funny when I almost fainted when we were on top of the Eiffel Tower. Hahaha! Yeah, France is a great place."
(They sing a song about France.)
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Crowd applauds.)
Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph: "Home sweet home."
Alice: "What a great trip."
Trixie: "I enjoyed it."
Ed: "I did too. We got to see the Beaches of Normandy."
Ralph: "That was great. Although, you can't put those beaches and Miami Beach in the same sentence."
(Audience cheers.)
Alice: "The bad things I hated is when you exchanged our money to euros, you got them from a guy on the street and as a result, all of us got sent to jail because we had counterfeit money. It happened TWICE."
Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!"
Ed: "How about the time you tried to speak French in a French restaurant and ended up accidentally ordering four orders of 'Closed on Sundays.'? He also ticked people off when he mangeled his French."
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (yells): "BOY ARE YOU GOING TO GET IT."
Alice: "Hey, I remembered. How about the time when Ralph thought our hotel room was on fire. He doused the crepe-zuzzettes. Only thing is that those things are supposed to be on fire."
Ralph (yells): "YOU READY TO GO TO THE MOON ALICE?"
Trixie: "Other than those incidents, you have to admit that it was a fine vacation."
Ralph: "Yeah, you are right. But, I agree that I thought it was funny when I almost fainted when we were on top of the Eiffel Tower. Hahaha! Yeah, France is a great place."
(They sing a song about France.)
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Crowd applauds.)
Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)