Janice Johnson
08-15-2014, 09:51 AM
I remembered the old Jump The Shark website had these negative gems about all of the characters. :p
Cliff- "Cliff went from being a stern, normal father in the pilot episode by ripping his son a new one for the whole "Love me anyway, because I'm your son," spiel. "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. No wonder you get D's!" To being a childish, overgrown adult soon after. Even his youngest daughter had to tell him to act like an adult in a later season.
Clair- "Clair went from being a loving mother and wife in Season 1 to being a nagging bitch as early as Season 2 and stayed that way throughtout the entire show.
Sondra- "Sondra was so beautiful, but her character was boring as hell. I imagined her character should have been wearing huge glasses, wildly frizzy hair, and ugly clothes to fit with her dull personality."
Denise- "Denise started off as being independent and mature to being a flake. She even had to rely on a three year old help her babysit! How sad was that!
Theo- "Theo was really annoying when he begun to speak in a deep, gravelly voice. Get yourself some Sucrets, man!"
Vanessa- I hated how they turned sweet, innocent Vanessa into a bad girl. I'd never want to have kids again if I had a child as bad as Vanessa."
Rudy- "Rudy had a mustache darker than her father and brother in the last seasons! That was nasty! Also, I was watching the show from the beginning when she was a 5 year old little girl, and didn't want to hear about her period when she was a 12 year old preteen."
Cliff- "Cliff went from being a stern, normal father in the pilot episode by ripping his son a new one for the whole "Love me anyway, because I'm your son," spiel. "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. No wonder you get D's!" To being a childish, overgrown adult soon after. Even his youngest daughter had to tell him to act like an adult in a later season.
Clair- "Clair went from being a loving mother and wife in Season 1 to being a nagging bitch as early as Season 2 and stayed that way throughtout the entire show.
Sondra- "Sondra was so beautiful, but her character was boring as hell. I imagined her character should have been wearing huge glasses, wildly frizzy hair, and ugly clothes to fit with her dull personality."
Denise- "Denise started off as being independent and mature to being a flake. She even had to rely on a three year old help her babysit! How sad was that!
Theo- "Theo was really annoying when he begun to speak in a deep, gravelly voice. Get yourself some Sucrets, man!"
Vanessa- I hated how they turned sweet, innocent Vanessa into a bad girl. I'd never want to have kids again if I had a child as bad as Vanessa."
Rudy- "Rudy had a mustache darker than her father and brother in the last seasons! That was nasty! Also, I was watching the show from the beginning when she was a 5 year old little girl, and didn't want to hear about her period when she was a 12 year old preteen."