The one thing that I've always loved about "The Honeymooners"were the punchlines. Most of which we're insults regarding Ralph's weight!!! lol!!! Which was your favorite??

1)"My career is stuffing jelly into donuts."

2)"Fifteen years ago. I caught three hundred pounds of blubber."

3)"Your salary couldn't drip out."

4)"If that's the Good Humor man, get me a popsicle."

5)"You don't need anything to keep you weight down. You need something to hold it up."

"Two pounds of bologna in a 1 pound bag"

"I don't care if you burn"

"I'm calling belview 'cause you're nuts"

"She aint such a bad old crow at that"

"Save your jokes for the butcher"


The list goes on and on ..

If thats the Good Humour man,get me a popsicle..

(Alice’s mother?—->) I didn’t lose a daughter. I gained a ton!

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Hehe thats a good one also!!

From "Alice and the Blonde" when the blonde said "Your husband certainly is a treasure" to Alice, moments later Alice says to Trixie "A treasure...if he keeps this up for much longer he's going to be a BURIED treasure." Sensational!