Frank Gannucci
05-02-2014, 09:59 PM
(The Brooklyn Nets best the Toronto Raptors 97-83.)
(Ralph & Ed come home from the game.)
Ralph: "Boy Norton, what a game."
Alice: "Ralph, it is 12am. People are sleeping."
Ed: "Alice, the Nets are one win away from advancing."
Ralph: "Yes, one win away from playing near that action city Miami Beach."
(Audience cheers.)
Ed: "Boy, the Nets played like Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade and LeBron James."
Ralph: "After the Nets win game 7, they will show those three how to play basketball."
Alice: "Ralph, are you aware of how good those three are? The Heat have been to the big dance three times in a row and they may do it again this year."
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph: "Alice, if you are defecting, BANG ZOOM TO THE MOON!"
Ed: "Ralph, she has a point. The Heat are tough. As a matter of fact, I know something about the Heat."
Ralph: "What is it Norton?"
Ed: "Do you want to know?"
Ralph: "Yes."
Ed: "Do you REALLY want to know?"
Ralph: "Yes."
Ed: "Are you SURE you..."
Ralph (yells): "WILL YOU COME ON?"
Ed: "I know that the Heat are the odds on favorites to win it all."
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
(Ralph & Ed come home from the game.)
Ralph: "Boy Norton, what a game."
Alice: "Ralph, it is 12am. People are sleeping."
Ed: "Alice, the Nets are one win away from advancing."
Ralph: "Yes, one win away from playing near that action city Miami Beach."
(Audience cheers.)
Ed: "Boy, the Nets played like Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade and LeBron James."
Ralph: "After the Nets win game 7, they will show those three how to play basketball."
Alice: "Ralph, are you aware of how good those three are? The Heat have been to the big dance three times in a row and they may do it again this year."
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph: "Alice, if you are defecting, BANG ZOOM TO THE MOON!"
Ed: "Ralph, she has a point. The Heat are tough. As a matter of fact, I know something about the Heat."
Ralph: "What is it Norton?"
Ed: "Do you want to know?"
Ralph: "Yes."
Ed: "Do you REALLY want to know?"
Ralph: "Yes."
Ed: "Are you SURE you..."
Ralph (yells): "WILL YOU COME ON?"
Ed: "I know that the Heat are the odds on favorites to win it all."
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)