I wanted to get to the store before it got crowded at lunch hour and the pants I wanted to wear were in the dryer. I grabbed them and quickly put them on and hurried out to the car. As I was driving I was getting the feeling I was sitting on something but I couldn't find anything when I would reach under me. I got to the parking lot and figured out that there was an article of clothing that was inside the back of my pants all wadded up by then and just below my back pocket. I didn't feel like driving all the way back home and I wasn't about to stand in the parking lot with my pants down trying to remove what was jammed back there so I decided to ignore it until I got done shopping. It was a softball size bulge back there and I hoped they wouldn't think that I crapped myself or stole something. I was ready to answer any questions by the time I got to the checkout lane. " It's not a tumor ."

well? What was it?

It's a wonder it didn't slip out while you were shopping.

It was another pair of underwear. It clung to the inside of the pants,too much static because I had run out of those sheets for the dryer.

That is funny!:lol:

I recommend you look inside your clothes before putting them on. I did have to laugh at your thoughts of what people might think.