Ok, my fellow FOL fans, we have a HUGE, GIGANTIC problem on our hands. Brace yourselves...Karli (Lisa Whelchel Forever) has declared that she is not obsessed with FOL. I repeat NOT obsessed. She said, and I quote, "I'm sick of Lisa Whelchel." What are we to do?????? She is close to being taken over by "Designing Women". We can't let this happen! We can't lose one of our most faithful, devoted, and obsessed FOLer. We need your help! Karli needs your help! Please help now! Operators are standing by. ;)

OMG! NOOOO! Okay, here's the plan. We drive up to her house in this big black van right before she gets home from school. When we see her walking up to her house, FolFanatic151, you jump out of the van, grab her, and bring her into the back of the van. Then we tie her up and head for the big house on the hill to deprogram her. We make her watch hours and hours and hours of FOL until she's like "Designing what?" Then she shall be okay.

:lol: Sorry, I juist couldn't help myself.

*smirks* I need to ask TJ to change my name

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
*smirks* I need to ask TJ to change my name NO, KARLI! Don't do it! nooo. LOL.

By the way, Great, plan EricMatthews, what can I do? :p

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
NO, KARLI! Don't do it! nooo. LOL.

By the way, Great, plan EricMatthews, what can I do? :p

You can tell Karli's parents that she's sleeping over at your house and then you can join us at the big house and make sure the FOL tapes don't mess up. :D

KARLI "SICK" OF LISA WHELCHEL????:confused: :eek: DID I MISS SOMETHING??? I know that she said she wasn't obsessed with FOL, she doesn't regard obsession as healthy, but HOW COULD SHE SAY SHE'S SICK OF LISA???? SHE DID NOT SAY THAT!!!! WHERE??? SHOW ME WHERE!!!!

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
NO, KARLI! Don't do it! nooo. LOL.

Yessy yes yes yes!!! It shall be-

Jean Smart Forever

-sigh- and of course Joycie is gonna be-

Delta Burke Forever

Originally posted by EricMatthews
OMG! NOOOO! Okay, here's the plan. We drive up to her house in this big black van right before she gets home from school. When we see her walking up to her house, FolFanatic151, you jump out of the van, grab her, and bring her into the back of the van. Then we tie her up and head for the big house on the hill to deprogram her. We make her watch hours and hours and hours of FOL until she's like "Designing what?" Then she shall be okay.



Great plan! I know my role. We'll have to recruit a few more people to join the crew and assign the jobs. Tell me now, where is the "big house on the hill"? Anyways, excellent plan. Let's hope and pray it works. We can't let this girl go down the drain. We can't let the EVIL show (I can't speak the name) take over her brain. We must unite, FOL fans, and save Karli!!! We can't lose one of ours to another show!!! We must do everything we can to save her!!!

And TJ, I am BEGGING you!!! PLEASE DO NOT CHANGE KARLI's NAME!!! That would be WAY too PERMANENT a change! We cannot lose this girl to another show, another actress, another way of life... Thank you.

I like your plan Eric Matthews, but does that make me the most obsessed now?:confused: :lol: :lol:
Sorry, Karli needs to get back into shape!

Yes, I am beginning to like your guys' plan. We just don't want her to go through her life known as "Lisa Whelchel Temporarily".
Seeing that Lisa and the girls are the apostles and prophets of the greatest religion has ever known--FACTSOFLIFEISM--we must do all we can to bring her back into the fold. BUT--I am afraid it is something more than just directing proper thought patterns back to normal. The only answer I can give is:

KARLI IS POSSESSED BY DEMONS!! FULL SCALE EXORCISM REQUIRED!!!!

Lisa and Nancy have experience in this field. Should we call them?

:lol:This post brightened my day:lol:

EricMatthews, sounds like you have a good plan there. Just assign me my roll and I'll be sure to carry through on it. Can't let Karli get to far off the path, but she is drifting fast considering on the TD board she stated "she was sick of looking at Lisa's face." Frightening, eh? This plan should go down ASAP;)





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Does this make MEEEE the most obsessed now?
well does it?:confused: :confused:

Originally posted by EricMatthews


then you can join us at the big house and make sure the FOL tapes don't mess up. :D YAY! Does that mean I get to be in charge of what episodes to show? :D

Let's see...

7 Little Indians
62 Pick-up
Golden Oldies

and um...some more, enough to get Karli back into shape, lol.

IT'S TOO LATE!!! I EMAILED TJ [well actually Joyce did cuz she wanted a name change]

But I asked him to change it. MWAHAHAHA!

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
IT'S TOO LATE!!! I EMAILED TJ [well actually Joyce did cuz she wanted a name change]

But I asked him to change it. MWAHAHAHA! Awww, darn! At least we treid. :p

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
Awww, darn! At least we treid. :p

Don't give up yet!!!!!! There is still a sliver of hope!!!!!!!!!! Come on, FOLers!!! WE MUSTN'T GIVE UP!!! Karli PROMISED me that she'd come back to FOLism eventually! Right, Karli? We just have to make that "eventually" as soon as possible! This is serious, people! We need to help this girl!!!

DOES THIS MAKE ME THE MOST OBSESSED? I BEG YOU PEOPLE TO TELL ME! KARLI ALREADY MAILED TJ SO AM I THE MOST OBSESSED? I THINK I AM!!!!!!:D

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
Awww, darn! At least we treid. :p

No, Jenny, we can't give up! We need to keep trying! I just hope you don't go saying "I'm getting sick of Jo. Maybe I should change my S/n to Dixie's the bomb" (No offense to Dixie fans:) ) FOLFanatic151 is right! We can use as many people as possible! Yes, Jenny you can pick the best and most influential Blair episodes. And Ks, you can be one of our professional deprogrammers. We can use all the HELP we CAN!!! FolFanatic151, the big hill is just outside of Springfield, MA, right across the border to Connecticut. No one will suspect a thing! This plan is going to work, I CAN FEEL IT!!! But i'm guessing we need to kidnap her as fast as we can because she is already transforming into a mindless zombie from the 4th DIMENSION!!!

Actually me and Elizabeth [FOLFANATIC151] are going to the movies tomorrow. She's picking me up at 11. I bet she told her mother to bring me to the big house instead of the theatre.

No joke either. I seriously socialize with her.

Man how can any FOL fan get sick and tired of FOL I could never do that and I mean I watch tons of other shows but I could never like any other show more then FOL, so you guys will never have to worry about me changing my username to another show. FOL FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by JoPol_wannabe
Man how can any FOL fan get sick and tired of FOL I could never do that and I mean I watch tons of other shows but I could never like any other show more then FOL, so you guys will never have to worry about me changing my username to another show. FOL FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not that I'm tired of the show persay- it's just I'm sick of being obsessed with it. Wait I actually am kinda getting sick of it.

But people, have no fear. It's ONLY A PHASE. Once May 5th comes along, with me seeing Lisa Whelchel, trust me I shall be back to my normal FOL/Lisa Obsession.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! *laffs diabolically*

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Actually me and Elizabeth [FOLFANATIC151] are going to the movies tomorrow. She's picking me up at 11. I bet she told her mother to bring me to the big house instead of the theatre.

No joke either. I seriously socialize with her.

It's true! Hehe. I'm going to leave to get her in a minute. If any of you would like to meet me ahead of time, we could take care of this problem today! ;) Wait, where are we going to get the big, black van? I have a van...I guess we could paint it black... So, seriously, if we can get all of the roles assigned...I know where she lives! :D

Originally posted by EricMatthews


No, Jenny, we can't give up! We need to keep trying! I just hope you don't go saying "I'm getting sick of Jo. Maybe I should change my S/n to Dixie's the bomb" (No offense to Dixie fans:) ) FOLFanatic151 is right! We can use as many people as possible! Yes, Jenny you can pick the best and most influential Blair episodes. And Ks, you can be one of our professional deprogrammers. We can use all the HELP we CAN!!! FolFanatic151, the big hill is just outside of Springfield, MA, right across the border to Connecticut. No one will suspect a thing! This plan is going to work, I CAN FEEL IT!!! But i'm guessing we need to kidnap her as fast as we can because she is already transforming into a mindless zombie from the 4th DIMENSION!!!

Hooray! Thank you for not giving up, EricMatthews!!! I think we'll need a bigger crew, though. Hmm, we'll need some really strong people to tackle her and hold her down...

We have officially lost her. I'm sorry everyone, we tried, but she has now been taken over. :crying:

Originally posted by EricMatthews
We have officially lost her. I'm sorry everyone, we tried, but she has now been taken over. :crying:

*laffs* haha. You lost. I won. I rule over all you little small people. HA. HAHAAAAAA!!

Oh yea! :mad: Well just for that, I'm gonna change my s/n to Lisa Whelchel Forever!!! Then I will rule over all!!! MWUAHAHA!

Originally posted by EricMatthews
Oh yea! :mad: Well just for that, I'm gonna change my s/n to Lisa Whelchel Forever!!! Then I will rule over all!!! MWUAHAHA!

No... *whispers* you never know when I may become reobsessed. Please, don't take my beloved name.

Actually, Karli changed it because it was shorter.

Originally posted by Jean Smart Forever


No... *whispers* you never know when I may become reobsessed. Please, don't take my beloved name.

Oh Glory!!!!! WE HAVE A SHIMER OF HOPE!!!!! I was never gonna take your s/n, I just wanted to see how you'd react! People, this is not yet a lost cause! :clap: I only hope TNN brings back FOL so she CAN get reobbssed! :lol:

Originally posted by Tad Warner
Actually, Karli changed it because it was shorter.

no... I changed it because *whimpers* I like Jean Smart a lot better then Lisa

Oh, I know you changed it because you weren't satisfied with Lisa's name. I just wanted to get everyone off your back because they were about to burn you at the stake!!:rolleyes:

KARLI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CHANGED IT!!! damn it..i was planning on debating u over the whole issue of changing it !! ARE U STILL FOL OBSESSED AND LISA OBSESSED ??!?!?!?! YOU HAVE TO BE! IF NOT LISA, THEN FOL. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by EricMatthews
We have officially lost her. I'm sorry everyone, we tried, but she has now been taken over. :crying:

NO. I refuse to believe that she does not love FOL anymore. Did you know she won't even PRETEND to like FOL, even for my sake? <sigh> She will come back. Why don't you finish planning and assigning etc., EricMatthews? Okay?