MrCleveland
10-07-2013, 02:58 PM
FIRST...
Thanks for the sitcom families people of SO, I couldn't have done it without your help (I could, but what can I say? I could use that boost).
AND NOW...
Johnny: It's Time Once Again To Play "Sitcom Family Feud"! And Here Is Your Host...The Ghost Of Richard Dawson!
Richard: Thank You, Thank You...and welcome to "Sitcom Family Feud". We have a new family from a TV Show called "Bertstown" with us from Bertstown, Ohio...Here Come The Warners!...
The Warners Enter. Tony, Helen, Paul, Dustin, Margaret, and John.
Richard: So, who must you be?
Tony: Tony Carmen Warner.
Richard: And What Do You Do For A Living?
Tony: I work with my old man at his concrete business, It's a summer job but it pays well.
Richard: Okay, and you are?
Helen: Helen Valeska Warner. I'm a pre-school teacher at Cathedral Community College.
Richard Hugs Helen
Tony: Hey...Hands Off My Wife!
Richard: I do this to EVERY woman on the show! Now who's this charming young man?
Paul: James Paul Warner. I live in my parents basement, I work at the Bertstown Savings and Loans and Bruschetta's Brick Oven, I still go to Cathedral Community College, I have to take the bus like everybody else, and I'll be a virgin forever!
Richard: I didn't need your full-life story...and you must be?
Dustin: Dustin Mark Warner. I work at Sav-a-Bunch and soon to be wed by Diandra Kelly!
Richard: Okay, and this looks like the daughter.
Richard tries to hug Margaret, but Margaret pushes Richard.
Margaret: Hands Off! I'm Married!
Richard: I usually do that to the women.
Margaret: Well, I'm Margaret Elizabeth Warner I work at Aldo's and I have two daughters Harmony and Celeste.
Richard: Okay, now last but not least is...
John: John Paul Warner, I'm the mayor of Bertstown under the Libertarian Party.
Richard: Okay, that's the Warner Family and now here's the family that they're competing against! From Bel-Air, California, Please Welcome The Banks Family!
The Banks from "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" enter alongside with Will Smith.
Richard: So you must be Phillip Banks?
Phillip: JUDGE Phillip Banks. I'm a Judge for the city of Bel-Air.
Richard: And this must be the Bank's Wife?
Richard hugs Vivian Banks
Vivian: Yes, I'm Vivian Banks. I'm a teacher at Bel-Air School.
Richard: This must be your daughter?
Richard hugs Hillary Banks and she feel weirded-out.
Hillary: Yes...I'm Hillary Banks and I think I've got cooties! I have a TV Show called "Hillary" and it's a success.
Richard: I'll probably watch it if there's nothing good on TV. And this is?
Carlton: ...Carlton Banks! I'm a fan of your show!
Carlton puts his hand out for Richard to shake, but he passes by Ashley.
Richard: And this must be the youngest of them all?
Richard is hesitant to hug Ashley, so he shakes her hand.
Ashley: Yes, I'm Ashley Banks.
Richard: And you must be...?
Will: Will Smith. I live with the Banks. My aunt is Viv, my uncle is Phil,...
Richard: I know, I met your family.
Will: Originally, I'm from West Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days...
Richard: Okay, you can tell your story later...but as of now, let's play The Feud!
Richard goes by the podium and Tony and Phil walk by the podium and shake hands.
Richard: Okay, 100 people took a survey on this answer with 7 different answers on the board...Name A Famous Thomas!
Tony Buzzes In
Richard: Tony?
Tony: The English Muffin Guy!
Richard: I dunno if that's a first name or a surname, but let's see Thomas' English Muffins!
BUZZ
Tony: What?!
Richard: Now you can take the lead Phillip...Name A Famous Thomas!
Phillip: Edison!
Richard: America's Greatest Inventor...show me Thomas Edison!
The Board shows that 26 People Guessed Edison.
Richard: Okay, Phillip are you going to play or pass?
Phillip: We Shall Play!
Tony: And I just passed!
Richard: How gross!
Richard walks toward the Bank's Podium.
Richard: Hello again, Vivian. Now, Name A Famous Thomas!
Vivian: Jefferson!
Richard: Okay, show me the writer of the Constitution!
The Board Shows That 30 People Guessed Jefferson
Richard: It's the #1 Answer Even. Now Hillary, It's your turn. Name a Famous Thomas!
Hillary: I dunno...Hilfiger?
Richard: Okay...show me Thomas Hilfiger!
The Board Shows that 1 Person guessed Hilfigner
Richard: Wow, that guy sure makes good clothing though. Okay Carlton...Name A Famous Thomas!
Carlton: Tom Jones of Course!
Carlton starts dancing
Carlton: It's Not Unusual To Be Loved By Anyone...
Richard: What kind of dance is that? The Peanuts Characters dance better than you. But anyhow...show me that Welsh singer Tom Jones!
The Board Shows that 2 people guessed Jones
Richard: Good job, but get a dance teacher. Okay Ashley, Name A Famous Thomas.
Ashley: Tom Cruise.
Richard: Okay...show me that crazy nut named Tom Cruise!
The Board Shows 16 People guessed Cruise
Richard: Wow...is he still insane or what? Now let's go to Will.
Will: Wazzup, Rich?
Richard: Better than calling me by another name used with my name. Okay, Name A Famous Thomas.
Will: The way my uncle Phil eats...Dave Thomas, the guy who founded Wendy's. Is it a first name Thomas or a surname Thomas?
Richard: I dunno, let's find out if the founder of Wendy's is up there?
BUZZ
Richard: Well...now the Warners have a chance to steal...
The Warners are clamoring whether to answer Tom Cat or Thomas the Disciple as Richard Dawson arrives to the Warner's Podium.
Paul: Would You Just Listen To Me For Once?! St. Thomas who was a Disciple should be our answer.
Tony: Okay, we made our decision and we go with...Tom from "Tom and Jerry".
Paul: I didn't say that!
Richard: Okay...for the steal and the game...give me Thomas Cat!
The Board shows 20 people guessed Tom Cat
Richard: Well...the Warners have won, but what was that last answer?
Crowd: St. Thomas
The Board shows 5 people guessed St. Thomas
Richard: Well banks, I'm afraid we have to say goodbye.
Phil: Well, we could've won but my nephew had to ridicule me on television.
Will: No hard feelings, I was just playin'.
The Studio is seen.
Will: AAH!
Richard walks by the Warners Podium.
Richard: Now who is going to play Fast Money?
The Warners except Paul: Paul Is!
Paul: Fine!
Paul walks by the center to Richard Dawson.
Paul: I Have To Do Everything!
Richard: Just look at this...you can win your family $10,000. Okay, I'm going to give you 15 seconds to answer 5 questions, now just say whatever comes to your mind when I read these questions.
:15 Is Seen
Richard: Name an animal that has 3 letters in its name...
Paul: Emu!
BUZZ
Richard: Besides the United States, name a flag that uses red, white, and blue...
Paul: Cambodia!
BUZZ
Richard: Name something that is good with Ice Cream...
Paul: Bacon!
BUZZ
Richard: Name a Holiday that is in the fall...
Paul: Guy Fawkes Day!
BUZZ
Richard: Name a brand of gasoline...
Paul: Marathon!
BUZZ
Richard: Well...those were interesting answers, but it seems no one used them on our survey. So The Warners get $0 today, but they get to come back tomorrow for another edition of "Sitcom Family Feud".
PS-The Warners are a family I created for a TV Show I'd like to make called "Bertstown", and I'll use one person or two in the family whether it's a grandma, grandpa, aunt, uncle, or in-law.
Thanks for the sitcom families people of SO, I couldn't have done it without your help (I could, but what can I say? I could use that boost).
AND NOW...
Johnny: It's Time Once Again To Play "Sitcom Family Feud"! And Here Is Your Host...The Ghost Of Richard Dawson!
Richard: Thank You, Thank You...and welcome to "Sitcom Family Feud". We have a new family from a TV Show called "Bertstown" with us from Bertstown, Ohio...Here Come The Warners!...
The Warners Enter. Tony, Helen, Paul, Dustin, Margaret, and John.
Richard: So, who must you be?
Tony: Tony Carmen Warner.
Richard: And What Do You Do For A Living?
Tony: I work with my old man at his concrete business, It's a summer job but it pays well.
Richard: Okay, and you are?
Helen: Helen Valeska Warner. I'm a pre-school teacher at Cathedral Community College.
Richard Hugs Helen
Tony: Hey...Hands Off My Wife!
Richard: I do this to EVERY woman on the show! Now who's this charming young man?
Paul: James Paul Warner. I live in my parents basement, I work at the Bertstown Savings and Loans and Bruschetta's Brick Oven, I still go to Cathedral Community College, I have to take the bus like everybody else, and I'll be a virgin forever!
Richard: I didn't need your full-life story...and you must be?
Dustin: Dustin Mark Warner. I work at Sav-a-Bunch and soon to be wed by Diandra Kelly!
Richard: Okay, and this looks like the daughter.
Richard tries to hug Margaret, but Margaret pushes Richard.
Margaret: Hands Off! I'm Married!
Richard: I usually do that to the women.
Margaret: Well, I'm Margaret Elizabeth Warner I work at Aldo's and I have two daughters Harmony and Celeste.
Richard: Okay, now last but not least is...
John: John Paul Warner, I'm the mayor of Bertstown under the Libertarian Party.
Richard: Okay, that's the Warner Family and now here's the family that they're competing against! From Bel-Air, California, Please Welcome The Banks Family!
The Banks from "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" enter alongside with Will Smith.
Richard: So you must be Phillip Banks?
Phillip: JUDGE Phillip Banks. I'm a Judge for the city of Bel-Air.
Richard: And this must be the Bank's Wife?
Richard hugs Vivian Banks
Vivian: Yes, I'm Vivian Banks. I'm a teacher at Bel-Air School.
Richard: This must be your daughter?
Richard hugs Hillary Banks and she feel weirded-out.
Hillary: Yes...I'm Hillary Banks and I think I've got cooties! I have a TV Show called "Hillary" and it's a success.
Richard: I'll probably watch it if there's nothing good on TV. And this is?
Carlton: ...Carlton Banks! I'm a fan of your show!
Carlton puts his hand out for Richard to shake, but he passes by Ashley.
Richard: And this must be the youngest of them all?
Richard is hesitant to hug Ashley, so he shakes her hand.
Ashley: Yes, I'm Ashley Banks.
Richard: And you must be...?
Will: Will Smith. I live with the Banks. My aunt is Viv, my uncle is Phil,...
Richard: I know, I met your family.
Will: Originally, I'm from West Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days...
Richard: Okay, you can tell your story later...but as of now, let's play The Feud!
Richard goes by the podium and Tony and Phil walk by the podium and shake hands.
Richard: Okay, 100 people took a survey on this answer with 7 different answers on the board...Name A Famous Thomas!
Tony Buzzes In
Richard: Tony?
Tony: The English Muffin Guy!
Richard: I dunno if that's a first name or a surname, but let's see Thomas' English Muffins!
BUZZ
Tony: What?!
Richard: Now you can take the lead Phillip...Name A Famous Thomas!
Phillip: Edison!
Richard: America's Greatest Inventor...show me Thomas Edison!
The Board shows that 26 People Guessed Edison.
Richard: Okay, Phillip are you going to play or pass?
Phillip: We Shall Play!
Tony: And I just passed!
Richard: How gross!
Richard walks toward the Bank's Podium.
Richard: Hello again, Vivian. Now, Name A Famous Thomas!
Vivian: Jefferson!
Richard: Okay, show me the writer of the Constitution!
The Board Shows That 30 People Guessed Jefferson
Richard: It's the #1 Answer Even. Now Hillary, It's your turn. Name a Famous Thomas!
Hillary: I dunno...Hilfiger?
Richard: Okay...show me Thomas Hilfiger!
The Board Shows that 1 Person guessed Hilfigner
Richard: Wow, that guy sure makes good clothing though. Okay Carlton...Name A Famous Thomas!
Carlton: Tom Jones of Course!
Carlton starts dancing
Carlton: It's Not Unusual To Be Loved By Anyone...
Richard: What kind of dance is that? The Peanuts Characters dance better than you. But anyhow...show me that Welsh singer Tom Jones!
The Board Shows that 2 people guessed Jones
Richard: Good job, but get a dance teacher. Okay Ashley, Name A Famous Thomas.
Ashley: Tom Cruise.
Richard: Okay...show me that crazy nut named Tom Cruise!
The Board Shows 16 People guessed Cruise
Richard: Wow...is he still insane or what? Now let's go to Will.
Will: Wazzup, Rich?
Richard: Better than calling me by another name used with my name. Okay, Name A Famous Thomas.
Will: The way my uncle Phil eats...Dave Thomas, the guy who founded Wendy's. Is it a first name Thomas or a surname Thomas?
Richard: I dunno, let's find out if the founder of Wendy's is up there?
BUZZ
Richard: Well...now the Warners have a chance to steal...
The Warners are clamoring whether to answer Tom Cat or Thomas the Disciple as Richard Dawson arrives to the Warner's Podium.
Paul: Would You Just Listen To Me For Once?! St. Thomas who was a Disciple should be our answer.
Tony: Okay, we made our decision and we go with...Tom from "Tom and Jerry".
Paul: I didn't say that!
Richard: Okay...for the steal and the game...give me Thomas Cat!
The Board shows 20 people guessed Tom Cat
Richard: Well...the Warners have won, but what was that last answer?
Crowd: St. Thomas
The Board shows 5 people guessed St. Thomas
Richard: Well banks, I'm afraid we have to say goodbye.
Phil: Well, we could've won but my nephew had to ridicule me on television.
Will: No hard feelings, I was just playin'.
The Studio is seen.
Will: AAH!
Richard walks by the Warners Podium.
Richard: Now who is going to play Fast Money?
The Warners except Paul: Paul Is!
Paul: Fine!
Paul walks by the center to Richard Dawson.
Paul: I Have To Do Everything!
Richard: Just look at this...you can win your family $10,000. Okay, I'm going to give you 15 seconds to answer 5 questions, now just say whatever comes to your mind when I read these questions.
:15 Is Seen
Richard: Name an animal that has 3 letters in its name...
Paul: Emu!
BUZZ
Richard: Besides the United States, name a flag that uses red, white, and blue...
Paul: Cambodia!
BUZZ
Richard: Name something that is good with Ice Cream...
Paul: Bacon!
BUZZ
Richard: Name a Holiday that is in the fall...
Paul: Guy Fawkes Day!
BUZZ
Richard: Name a brand of gasoline...
Paul: Marathon!
BUZZ
Richard: Well...those were interesting answers, but it seems no one used them on our survey. So The Warners get $0 today, but they get to come back tomorrow for another edition of "Sitcom Family Feud".
PS-The Warners are a family I created for a TV Show I'd like to make called "Bertstown", and I'll use one person or two in the family whether it's a grandma, grandpa, aunt, uncle, or in-law.